Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[HackerX]

Oh yeah, I didn’t notice the magnesium supplements.

She’s REALLY fucking herself with that one.

This might be a little gross but whatevs.

Folks take magnesium because of constipation and various poop problems, but here’s the problem…

Magnesium doesn’t actually make you intestines/colon work better. Instead it draws the water/liquid out of the poop, and the result is more or less diarrhea.

Now the problem is that the longer you take it, the more used your colon gets to the shit and to working less hard.

Take it long enough, and not only will you only ever poop wet diarrhea shits. You’ll also be constipated if you DONT take it.

It also fucks with your kidneys, which is something Alyssa should be careful with, given the plethora of other drugs she takes.

Welp, time to autistically review my supplements. Can't ruin the most sacred of male traditions.

 

[Fapcop]

Welp, time to autistically review my supplements. Can't ruin the most sacred of male traditions.

Magnesium supplements really is a waste, unless you’re like only living off peas or MacNCheese or some weird shit like that.

From the Mayo Clinic:

“Nuts, seeds, whole grains, beans, leafy vegetables, milk, yogurt and fortified foods are good sources. One ounce of almonds contains 20% of the daily magnesium an adult needs. Even water (tap, mineral or bottled) can provide magnesium.”

Chances are you don’t need magnesium supplements at all.

 

[AnOminous]

Chances are you don’t need magnesium supplements at all.

You might if you're older and have kidney problems. A lot of people develop problems absorbing it plus you piss more out.

I assume Alyssa has some reason she munched up.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Posting here rather than in the tranch thread cuz this is mainly Alyssa shit.
Bonnie got trolled on twitter. [A]

It’s worth noting that @/badger_based, “basedbadger” is probably a kiwifarmer or somebody who uses this site, considering that they’ve been mentioned on the website before for similar comments in other situations. Also lately their timeline is bashing Keffals, so there’s that.
Bonnie felt the need to quote tweet their response, insisting that Alyssa is indeed sick and is getting help. [A]

He also changed his bio!

The last time he changed it was Friday, so here’s the previous bio.

It looks to me like he got rid of the “distancing from social media” part, but kept the “i’m taking care of my retarded girlfriend” part, most likely meaning that he’ll be on twitter whenever he wants. I’m probably reading too much into this. But one thing is for certain, he decided to add the “disabled” at the end. How is he disabled? Has Alyssa’s latest munching pushed him to also identify as disabled?

Speaking of her, she only made 2 tweets today! Wow! They’re about her having a “rough time” (which she says literally every day at some point).

Even yesterday, she didn’t tweet as much as she usually does. But I will share some that I found to be interesting/funny. “OMG I ate breakfast, this is a big deal” is a random_txt-worthy thought. Also shared photo of her “rash” on her back, wondering how the now drug cocktail will affect it

At some point she shared photos of her arms after the ER visit (isnt the ER separate from the Epilepsy Minotaur Unit), showing what appears to be numerous punctures in one.

I only wanted to share this because I’m looking at the clutter next to the bed/couch. I guess when you live/function like these people, “cleaner than it’s been in months” means “did some work but didn’t really make a dent overall” (either because they’re retarded and can’t just clean, or it’s so messy that they barely did anything).

Spoiler: Pics

This woman was the catalyst for an entire grift explosion.

 

[AnOminous]

I only wanted to share this because I’m looking at the clutter next to the bed/couch. I guess when you live/function like these people, “cleaner than it’s been in months” means “did some work but didn’t really make a dent overall” (either because they’re retarded and can’t just clean, or it’s so messy that they barely did anything).

Was this the face that killed a hundred pacas
And torched the topless towers of Troonium?

 

[Fapcop]

“Not according to her PSYCHIATRIST! Hahaaa!”

Well, psychiatrists work with the assumption that their patient isn’t full of shit (shocker!) so I don’t exactly understand his point.

Was the psychiatrist supposed to say: “Sorry, I think you’re lying!” When his munchie gf shows up at the hospital and claims to have had seizures?

Of course he totally misses (or ignores) a surefire sign of munching: The fact that Alyssa showed up with one problem: “seizures” and went home with a different one: “Dystonia”.

 

[Oxyjen]

She must be crashing big time after the non-stop high of unconditional attention for the last week, plus being told to do without her usual regimen of unnecessary medication and recreational drugs.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Curious question since I don't really venture to the primary munchie threads. Do these people ever get banned from local hospitals or do they have to do due diligence every time?

From what I've gathered from munchie threads, they can't really outright ban you, but they can definitely kick you out as soon as they figure out that you're not actively dying. This girl has been kicked out of at least 3-4 2 local hospitals for malingering and has been "blacklisted" by EPIC (i.e. flagged as a drug-seeker...she just really loves ketamine).

I don't know if I could handle Kindness leaking into the main munchie thread, but at the same time it would be amazing to see someone do a munchie thread-style "deep dive" on her...

 

[MetalParakeet]

From what I've gathered from munchie threads, they can't really outright ban you, but they can definitely kick you out as soon as they figure out that you're not actively dying. This girl has been kicked out of at least 3-4 2 local hospitals for malingering and has been "blacklisted" by EPIC (i.e. flagged as a drug-seeker...she just really loves ketamine).

I don't know if I could handle Kindness leaking into the main munchie thread, but at the same time it would be amazing to see someone do a munchie thread-style "deep dive" on her...

We had people banned from hospitals. Unless they were deemed to have an immediate life threatening issue, they were kicked out. No waiting for a doctor, nothing. Nurse checked basic stats (if you even got that far) and you got yeeted if nothing looked insanely out of place.

In any case, whyd bon bon go private

 

[stupid frog]

I think it was Humbert that posted in the Tranch thread that Bonnie said he wasn't fronting. As in DID bullshit, "Bonnie" is not currently in charge. Maybe a reason she doesn't name him?

 

[AssignedEva]

I think it was Humbert that posted in the Tranch thread that Bonnie said he wasn't fronting. As in DID bullshit, "Bonnie" is not currently in charge. Maybe a reason she doesn't name him?

Oh my God - this entire time she was talking about her "care team" she meant "several of Bonnie's alters"

 

[Fapcop]

Alyssa claims to be doing sooo much better on her new medication, and is recovering from her hospital stay.

Alas, she seems to be veeery dizzy constantly:



Woozy, eh? Weird… Say what’s up with that new medication? Let’s take a look at the side effects, shall we?



Oh…

 

[Schatzi Katze]

Woozy, eh? Weird… Say what’s up with that new medication? Let’s take a look at the side effects, shall we?

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Oh…

Interesting how she says she can eat/enjoy food now despite nausea being a common side effect of Vimpat (though perhaps after cutting back the absurd amount of other meds the overall nausea really is lessened?). Also high potentials for addiction and making depressive symptoms significantly worse.... major suicide bait arc detected.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Woozy, eh? Weird… Say what’s up with that new medication? Let’s take a look at the side effects, shall we?

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Oh…

Oh no

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Catching up on a new account because I'm a loser who got locked out of my old one. Sad I missed the live version of her Epilepsy Minotaur Unit stay, but so grateful to you all for the diligent archiving. This level of munching needs documentation. For science. . .and lols.

ADHDs are also NOT easily upset.... But cluster B's are....

Eh, ADHDs get rejection sensitive dysphoria which is basically a fancy term for them getting extremely butthurt if they feel rejected by someone. There's actually a lot of overlap between BPD and ADHD and a lot of clinics require a rule-out of ADHD before giving a BPD diagnosis. Or at least that was my understanding. Point being that that kinda behavior in younger people often indicates ADHD instead of BPD because supposedly they don't like giving personality disorder diagnoses in childhood - the idea being that their personality is in major flux and honestly, a lot of BPD shit is common among teenagers.

How is he disabled?

Guarantee Bonnie claims the ol PTSD (maybe even cPTSD, ooh fancy!) from all his trauma of being a troon. They almost all claim it as a subtle-ish way to blame others for all their wrongdoings.

Also shared photo of her “rash” on her back, wondering how the now drug cocktail will affect it

I am "thirding" that that's just good ol backne and backne scars. The underlying skin doesn't even look irritated, just purpley from old zit scarring.

I don't know if I could handle Kindness leaking into the main munchie thread, but at the same time it would be amazing to see someone do a munchie thread-style "deep dive" on her...

I can't remember if @Kate Farms Shill ever slums it over here, but she's my personal vote for who would do this well.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I can't remember if @Kate Farms Shill ever slums it over here, but she's my personal vote for who would do this well.

I don't. I've been summoned a few times but never really poked my head past the first few pages before I was very confused because I don't know Tranch lore.

She only on Twitter? I saw a few other links but they dead ended.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I don't. I've been summoned a few times but never really poked my head past the first few pages before I was very confused because I don't know Tranch lore.

She only on Twitter? I saw a few other links but they dead ended.

I went and visited the MBI thread to get a feel for how the posts over there go (it had been a bit, good reminder how great that thread is), and it has occurred to me that the task of combing through Alyssa's verbose nonsensical ramblings in one solid go is something I'd never wish on my worst enemy. I truly think that it's actually for the best that info about her is spread out over around 250 pages because she is so fucking exhausting. She takes 2400 words to say that she's in the Epilepsy Minotaur Monitoring Unit and if she's dizzy or woozy she will tweet it approx twenty times in an hour. I don't even know where I'd start if I wanted to link you to interesting or important posts because there is just. so. much. munching.

Suffice to say while I like your posts and enjoy the idea of reading your wit and concise summation of this situation, I have no idea how I could have handled Alyssa's fuckery if I hadn't hopped in on the ground floor and I don't know how anyone could begin to sum up her varying fake illnesses.

Spoiler: All I can say is

She is a piss goblin and I would not have sex with her

 

[AssignedEva]

I don't. I've been summoned a few times but never really poked my head past the first few pages before I was very confused because I don't know Tranch lore.

She only on Twitter? I saw a few other links but they dead ended.

The cliff notes is that prior to meeting the Tranchers, she didn't really seem to be a munchie. Don't get me wrong, she was still batshit insane (claiming her parents repeatedly sold her into child sex slavery and did rape exorcisms on her, which she kept escaping from and eventually became a slave in a crack house which she eventually escaped with the help of a blind Mexican swordsman lover, claiming to have DID which manifested with an alter that is a robot baby voiced by birds) but she didn't seem to have any physical maladies, not even classic Ehlers-Danlos. She was also pretty functional, being a nanny to two children.

She started smearing testosterone goop on herself during the pandemic (~September 2020) which might have caused physical health issues that she latched onto - I think (not sure) she'd already started low level munching by the time she met the tranchers in person (I want to say she had a wheelchair with her at DenFur?). The "siezures" only really became apparent the second time she visited the Tranch IIRC, along with bouts of temporary blindness from her blind alter and at least one bout of temporary deafness from her deaf alter.

Regardless when Bonnie moved in with her in late 2021 she was still happily fulfilling the role of bangmaid, doing all the cooking and cleaning and having sex with him in the bathroom of a family restaurant after getting fingered under the table (they theorised the waitress kicked them out because she was jealous she wasn't invited for a threesome). She'd been complaining of seizures for some time, explaining it made it difficult for her to edit videos of her shoving astronomically giant horse dildos inside herself or struggling to get out of the naked piss bathtub because she kept having seizures.

I think it wasn't till mid 2022 that she started claiming wider neurological issues and turning into a bedbound waif who was losing the ability to speak coherently (but regrettably not tweet).

I'd forgotten this detail:

I also find it interesting that she has this consistent cycle of move in with boyfriend - get jealous because she's in an open relationship and he fucks someone else - get "sick" - break up - lose job - cry abuse and be homeless - grift - move in with new boyfriend. I've counted at least six cycles of this so it's gonna be real interesting if she moves in with Bonnie at some point.

Maybe this munchie development is merely a previously unseen Stage III Kindness syndrome - what happens if her playing sick doesn't result in a breakup but instead is consistently enabled.

 

[AnOminous]

We had people banned from hospitals. Unless they were deemed to have an immediate life threatening issue, they were kicked out.

Good. These fucking freaks sucking up resources people actually need is disgusting. They should be kicked in the face after being thrown out, too.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Maybe this munchie development is merely a previously unseen Stage III Kindness syndrome - what happens if her playing sick doesn't result in a breakup but instead is consistently enabled.

I think this is exactly it - the previous guys might've been dumb enough to fuck crazy, but were at least smart enough to leave, so Alyssa had no choice but to provide for herself and be semi-functional. Bonnie's staying around and providing for her just means that she can dedicate all her free time to munching. I'm willing to bet that people like Alyssa would quickly be "cured" if they had to work for their daily bread.

As for Bonnie claiming he has alters "fronting" right now - I wonder if it's just a narcissistic cover to go full-on man mode since I doubt his co-workers are playing along with his trans persona. It's an easy excuse as to not admit that he's essentially de-transitioned without losing face - "it's not me going to work dressed as a man - it's just Paul fronting!!!"