DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil has never explained why his immediate reaction to the mobile game/wwe champions accusations when this first started was to block and ban all mentions of it. If it really wasn't his account, why did he need to fight against it so hard? His behavior towards it makes no sense unless he actually was trying to hide something. Wouldn't he at least be a little curious why all of these random coincidences point to him spending thousands of dollars on a mobile game and want to get to the bottom of it?

If you went in Phil's chat and said he bought a Lamborghini, he would laugh about it and call you an idiot but he wouldn't ban all mentions of Lambos and fast cars, because its a ridiculous accusation. The wwe champions spending should have also been a ridiculous accusation but he treated it like it needs to be taken seriously, because it was true.

Many people were talking about WWE Champions and it became overwhelming. Similar examples in the past... Snowkarl, the frog shit... when the entire chat kept talking about it, he bans it until he could make money from letting them spam.

I maintain that Phil doesn't think he's ever done anything wrong with WWE Champions, and that he's only "spent a dollar here and there" throughout. His brain only knows see money, spend money.

 

[Japs_eye]

I maintain that Phil doesn't think he's ever done anything wrong with WWE Champions, and that he's only "spent a dollar here and there" throughout. His brain only knows see money, spend money.

Yeah Dave's brain is so fucking smooth and pliable he can probably trick himself into believing whatever.

But I do think there is something inside DSP that could be called a conscience. He always mentions these "nagging feelings" that make him nervous and anxious at night. I believe that's something called guilt.

But hey that's nothing a couple whale tail shots can't fix

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Yeah Dave's brain is so fucking smooth and pliable he can probably trick himself into believing whatever.

But I do think there is something inside DSP that could be called a conscience. He always mentions these "nagging feelings" that make him nervous and anxious at night. I believe that's something called guilt.

But hey that's nothing a couple whale tail shots can't fix

Imagine, being a man and:
You do shots of Gin instead of Whiskey
You go to a hair salon and not a barbershop
You get scammed by an auto place because you can't do even the most basic of repairs on a car
You blame others for the problems you create yourself
You have a small following, most of which are on the Autism-spectrum/mentally challenged
You have a "secret" addiction to a mobile video game, which has cost you tens of thousands of dollars at this point.

This is the epitome of manhood

 

[Paladin Derich]

KillerKittens66 is a Twitch streamer who tipped DSP $200 back in 2019.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-5802509

KillerKitten66 is also the (((daughter))) of Jamie Lee Curtis.

https://twitter.com/Killerkittens66

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Sorry if this is old news (or just plain wrong)

I believe it. Fits the pigroach fandom to a T.

 

[hector85]

You do shots of Gin instead of Whiskey

only if some dent pays $100!

You get scammed by an auto place because you can't do even the most basic of repairs on a car

Not his fault he paid $500 for sparkplugs! hes too busy to watch a 5 minute youtube video!

You go to a hair salon and not a barbershop

typical barbers couldn't deal with the trench he has going on back there!

This is the epitome of manhood

He's a mature adult with a wife and family!

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

KillerKitten66 is also the (((daughter))) of Jamie Lee Curtis.

Wow, holy shit. I've known of her tranny son for some time now, but to see him have some sort of connection to DSP? That's pretty surreal. If I'm not mistaken, JLC is (somehow) quite proud of him to the point that she brought him onto the red carpet for "Halloween Ends," a movie he obviously was not in that is a part of a series he's never been in. Also, if I remember correctly, Jamie recently won an Oscar for her performance in "Everything Everywhere All at Once."

I bring all this up because I find it fucking crazy that, if the claim about him making a donation to DSP is true, someone with such high levels of actual success and fame is now linked to Phil in any way, much less through a fat tranny sending him hundreds of dollars.

 

[Old Tonto]

From what I see here, there's "days_since_install", "most_consecutive_login_days", and "last_activity_date" which is all visible in the profile (also "snapshot_date" to adjust the website's delay).

But you need the name to access that data, something DSP has refused to give. If he were to give one now, it could potentially be from a bought account (there's like a "black market" for these: you see the ad, contact the person through Discord/whatever and arrange an account transfer. This is not permitted by Scopely, but as long as you get away with it).

Phil is such a paranoid piece of shit that he'd never be able to bring himself to buy an old account. Not because he wouldn't be able to afford it or because it's verboten, but because in his mind everyone in the world is as big of an underhanded slimeball as himself, constantly looking to fuck over anyone and anything. So the first thing someone like Phil would do after selling their account is tell the company that they got hacked, get their account back, and the patsy that got fucked can just eat shit.

On Planet Philness, Phil does the fucking. Not you.

So like Bigbadyeet was saying, but he has to make sure he does not screw up a couple of things in the process. If done correctly with an appropriate account, he can discredit the evidence and those who don't know any better, could believe him.
If he does this and you mention it, his response will be that you're "moving the goalpost".

There are two things that stop Phil from actually debunking this, and in fact any of the 'nuggets of truth' employed against him, as they are the two things that have held Phil back his entire tenure. His laziness and his ego. His ego tells him, "No way these mouth-droolers have YOU all figured out. It's preposterous-style stupid to even suggest it. None of THEM were valedictorians." So whenever someone calls his puddle-deep schemes out for the bullshit they are, he harrumphs at the sheer audacity you have at believing a nudnik like you could fathom his 11-D Chess machinations. Then he bans you before anyone else can get smartened up by proxy.

The laziness, of course, is what keeps him from taking any precautions to avoid being caught, doing anything more strenuous than saying "Nuh UH!" when he IS caught, or covering his tracks in any fashion. Any crook will tell you that being a crook doesn't mean you don't work; just that it's a different kind of work.

Phil doesn't wanna work. He wants to have fun.

I maintain that Phil doesn't think he's ever done anything wrong with WWE Champions, and that he's only "spent a dollar here and there" throughout. His brain only knows see money, spend money.

Phil will never admit to doing anything wrong. It spoils his victimhood narrative if there's even the infinitesimal chance that any of the shit he gets is justified. "I'm a good boy! Everyone else is just being MEAN for no reason! Money, pwease." Strangely, there seems to be a statute of limitations on this, because while he will never admit to DOING anything wrong, he does on occasion admit to having done it 'a million years ago' 'back when you could do and say that kind of Howard Stern shock-jock stuff and get away with it' 'before he changed and matured'.

We know he still does all that shit, but who are you gonna believe? Phil, or your lying eyes?

Yeah Dave's brain is so fucking smooth and pliable he can probably trick himself into believing whatever.

But I do think there is something inside DSP that could be called a conscience. He always mentions these "nagging feelings" that make him nervous and anxious at night. I believe that's something called guilt.

But hey that's nothing a couple whale tail shots can't fix

That's not a conscience. That's finally facing the truth that the jig is up. That's realization that the sand in the glass is getting low and those sirens in the distance are getting closer. It happens to all cowards when comeuppance is closing in and they've got to stand for all the shit they've done and finally lay down in that bed they've made.

This is about the time most unrepentant cretins will discover Jesus, thus becoming even bigger douche-bags because now they can claim without a hint of irony, "I used to be a sinner like you, but the Lord kissed it and made it better. So NOW I can spend all day telling you how much better I am than you because you didn't find Jesus, like me."

 

[JimiHendrix]

someone with such high levels of actual success and fame is now linked to Phil in any way

it's not that absurd, pretty sure KennyOmega, an actual professional wrestler has mocked DSP in the past?

 

[Iron Father]

But I do think there is something inside DSP that could be called a conscience. He always mentions these "nagging feelings" that make him nervous and anxious at night. I believe that's something called guilt.

Absolutely. He's riddled with guilt, inadequacy and loneliness. He's complained more and more over the years that he misses having his opinions taken seriously.

He's clearly a man who feels deep dissatisfaction with being an Internet joke. Any man, even the most pathetic simp imaginable, wants to be taken seriously, somewhere by someone, about something.

At 40 he has more years behind him than ahead, and personally I think we'll see more and more desperate attempts to step outside of his bomb shelter.

This is why I think he's so pissed off about the Side Scrollers situation. I don't think it's about money as much as it's about making an outside connection with someone he clearly likes (watches his streams) that he thinks could become an acquaintance of some kind.

Money is always a factor but DSP reeks of loneliness to me. His wife ignores him, his cat hates him, he's slowly going insane.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Money is always a factor but DSP reeks of loneliness to me. His wife ignores him, his cat hates him, he's slowly going insane.

He's also 40 years old with an unstable income, NO retirement fund, NO appealing resume if he did choose to find a real job, and no backup plan if YouTube falls through. I'm sorry but if that was me I'd be absolutely terrified.

Okay yes, he made $100k a year in the past, but that income is slowly declining, and he definitely sees it. Imagine making that much money and having none of it saved up. I'm sure Kat has a steady income but she works entry-level retail and can barely keep a job.

His whole future is fucked. And his mindset is, "oh well I don't have to deal with it now! Ack ack ack!"

 

[myone]

NO appealing resume if he did choose to find a real job,

The only job he could get is at the same kind of skill (entry) level as his horse: Stacking shelves.
Little to no chance to advance because he's too old and no soft or hard skills.

At best, if his channel dies, he stacks shelves for a while, until there's a health crisis and then he's on social security. He's betting hard on his parents croaking soon. There's probably some money and a house to sell in that deal that can keep him on life support for a few more years.

But looking 10-15 years into the future he looks pretty fucked. You're absolutely right that he should be terrified, but on the other hand he's likely going to die on stream since he doesn't take care of himself, so no worries about old age.

 

[Balr0g]

At best, if his channel dies, he stacks shelves for a while, until there's a health crisis and then he's on social security. He's betting hard on his parents croaking soon. There's probably some money and a house to sell in that deal that can keep him on life support for a few more years.

The thing is though he most likely has to split his inheritance with his adopted sister Melissa. Plus who knows if his parents even have money left to pass down. Phil has sucked so much money from his parents I expect there is not much left. Who knows maybe he still gets a monthly stipend till this day

 

[PenskeMaterial]

DSP gets a job stacking shelves but his frail body can't handle lifting 10 pounds and his arms break. He receives compensation for his injuries and proceeds to waste it on jpegs and Door Dash.

Unable to find another job, DSP lives the remainder of his days on social security, alone in a one bedroom apartment in Connecticut. After he passes, his body is found by the Police after neighbors complain of a strange odor emanating from his apartment, that's different than the usual stench they're accustomed to.

When the police enter the apartment they discover frantically scribbled writings on all the apartment walls: "I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct" and " It's Tevin's fault."

His funeral is attended by Howard, John and their families, Other John and his body pillow, and of course a 45 year old spinster Panda Lee and her two gay room mates.

 

[Tears for T]

Regarding Dave's financial situation. I never understood why he doesn't sell his Renton khando and move to a cheaper city in some other much cheaper state.

Phil sees himself as coastal elite but he and the horse have no emotional connection to Washington. The horse can get a job in any place and Phil only needs a super expansive business internet line for him to be able to work.

Now is a bad time to sell, but when everything back to normal, he should look for a more sustainable solution. But in the end Scopley will get all the money so whatever.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I Never understood why he doesn't sell his Renton khando and move to a cheaper city in some other much cheaper state.

It's a huge part of Phil's LARP as a matoooure adult with a business degree, and he probably bought it to impress Leanna as well as his audience. I mean, Phil's got form when it comes to stupid purchases to impress people, the first condo being a good example

Problem Phil has now is that he's made the BARE MINIMUM of payments on his condo whilst he was pulling in 6 figures for all those years, and now his income is dwindling with TWO failing channels to maintain and he has a gambling addiction, a drinking addiction, a MomWife and Catson to support, years and years of back taxes still unpaid, a car to pay off, as well as his reliance on financing to buy the useless crap he thinks he needs and a retarded belife that he can doordash every meal rather than put any effort into cooking, a house that is falling into disrepair due to Phil's own ineptness., ect ect ect

And he has alienated every single friend, work colleague or family member or even legit fan he's ever had by ripping them off at every opportunity he could to do achieve this



Business degree...

 

[Old Tonto]

Absolutely. He's riddled with guilt, inadequacy and loneliness. He's complained more and more over the years that he misses having his opinions taken seriously.

Much like money, you can't miss what you never had...

He's clearly a man who feels deep dissatisfaction with being an Internet joke. Any man, even the most pathetic simp imaginable, wants to be taken seriously, somewhere by someone, about something.

At 40 he has more years behind him than ahead, and personally I think we'll see more and more desperate attempts to step outside of his bomb shelter.

Except without, y'know, actually stepping outside of it.

This is why I think he's so pissed off about the Side Scrollers situation. I don't think it's about money as much as it's about making an outside connection with someone he clearly likes (watches his streams) that he thinks could become an acquaintance of some kind.

I think he's already written off his 'relationship' with Craig, since Craig has already shown he doesn't do as he's told. He didn't keep Phil's appearance on the podcast a secret. He's not ignoring all those 'nuggets of truth' about him that hurt his family. He might disable chat during the podcast to keep Phil from getting doxxed or whatever the fuck the walking blobfish is scared will happen if people beyond his control get access to his dents. Smarten them up, I'd guess. 50/50 on that.

He's also 40 years old with an unstable income, NO retirement fund, NO appealing resume if he did choose to find a real job, and no backup plan if YouTube falls through. I'm sorry but if that was me I'd be absolutely terrified.

It couldn't be you, or anyone else, because only Phil is retarded enough to believe that the gravy train will run forever. Father Time might get us. He might even get Tom Brady. But not Phil. Phil's too smart. Too fast. Phil will be able to tire out Father Time and probably be able to beat him that way. Sound good?

His whole future is fucked. And his mindset is, "oh well I don't have to deal with it now! Ack ack ack!"

He doesn't have a future. Phil is the human embodiment of the Aesop fable 'The Ant and the Grasshopper'. He pissed away everything having a good old time, looking down on the suckers that had to work regular jobs, and generally talking all that Good Shit. Now that it's finally winding down and he's staring at the bed he made he doesn't want to lay in it. Because it's a fucking coffin.

At best, if his channel dies, he stacks shelves for a while, until there's a health crisis and then he's on social security. He's betting hard on his parents croaking soon. There's probably some money and a house to sell in that deal that can keep him on life support for a few more years.

He doesn't have time. You need at least seven years paying into the system to qualify for Social Security, and that's just for the minimum benefits. He has said multiple times that he couldn't live on 'just' $6000 a month, but SSI doesn't pay anywhere near that. Maximum for an individual in 2023 is $914 a month, and there are LOTS of regulations about what sort of assets you're allowed to have that Uncle Sam thinks you could probably sell for your supper before holding out your hat to him and the taxpayers.

Regarding Dave's financial situation. I Never understood why he doesn't sell his Renton khando and move to a cheaper city in some other much cheaper state.

He told the bankruptcy people why he couldn't move/downsize: Because the interruption to his livelihood would be such an undue hardship that it would be tantamount to suicide. (Though he didn't say it anywhere NEAR as eloquently as I just did.) The two weeks tops that it would take to find an apartment he could afford, move in, and get the place wired with his business class internet would destroy his company and kill him and his wife deader than disco. Fair enough?

It's a huge part of Phil's LARP as a matoooure adult with a business degree, and he probably bought it to impress Leanna as well as his audience. I mean, Phil's got form when it comes to stupid purchases to impress people, the first condo being a good example

I thought he bought the condo in WA so he didn't have to listen to his mom and dad question him about all the money he was just throwing the fuck down the shitter on PVC statues and similar junk. Mature adults run away from their mommy to the other side of the country when she tells you that saving some of those tardbux for later is a good idea, donchaknow?

Problem Phil has now is that he's made the BARE MINIMUM of payments on his condo whilst he was pulling in 6 figures for all those years, and now his income is dwindling with TWO failing channels to maintain and he has a gambling addiction, a drinking addiction, a MomWife and Catson to support, years and years of back taxes still unpaid, a car to pay off, as well as his reliance on financing to buy the useless crap he thinks he needs and a retarded belife that he can doordash every meal rather than put any effort into cooking, a house that is falling into disrepair due to Phil's own ineptness., ect ect ect

Tips help the most right now, don't forget.

 

[Soy Dora]

Regarding Dave's financial situation. I Never understood why he doesn't sell his Renton khando and move to a cheaper city in some other much cheaper state.

Phil sees himself as coastal elite but he and the horse have no emotional connection to Washington. The horse can get a job in any place and Phil only needs a super expansive business internet line for him to be able to work.

Now is a bad time to sell, but when everything back to normal, he should look for a more sustainable solution. But in the end Scopley will get all the money so whatever.

To be fair to Phil, it's not cheap to move. The bank leaks show he really does live paycheck-to-paycheck (by his own spending but still). I doubt he could afford to be offline for more than a week. He would have to cut back on his spending, and if anything he would end up spending more because stress makes people seek comforts. A machoor adult would cut back on spending however. Funny thing is Phil, you could have more WWE bucks if you would just go through and downgrade shit:

The internet-style situation could be easily cut and improved probably for half the price. Coaxle/fiber is almost always cheaper and would be better for his "business"
He could sell his used car and get a cheaper one (used cars are sky-high right now). Why do you need a nice car if you only go out once a week? Sounds like bugged-car mechanics to me
Lets not even go through his overspending on groceries and Jasper, the true King-of-the-house kitty
Doordash is easily a couple hundred a month just by Phils own admission (Once a week, $40-50 low-balling), most likely more since he lies by omission (drunk burger night) or just lies
Cut back (just slightly) on drinking and you'll save boat loads. Stop outright and we're talking hundreds a month
Stop going out for a meal every week
Cut subscription services that are not needed (HBO, WWE, others he most likely has)
And of course, move to a cheaper area easily cutting monthly bills in half

All of these would cut a good $1000 if not more. But Phil is LARPing as an adult living paycheck-to-paycheck. All of the above would be ruined by the Detractors and most importantly, take work to do. It's much easier to just say for a fifth time on stream that he needs help with support in any way you can help out, especially tips. Snort.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Not for nothin', but posts that give DSP constructive life advice on how to save money and how to effectively cover up his WWE Champions whaling are the lowest form of posting.

 

[Burl McMillan]

It's been posted multiple times but the content of the interview itself is pretty much guaranteed to be a nothingburger. I wouldn't really recommend anyone to watch the interview expecting hard questions. If there is it'll probably be something like

"is it true you spent thousands of dollars in WWE champions?"
"nope, debunked, mentally ill trolls, escort story, nuggets of truth etc."
"okay"

That being said, this will be Phil's interaction with humans in a long while and I'm very interested to see the following:

• If the podcast doesn't have its mods working overtime for tractor comments or have already filtered certain words like "the guy" or "wwe champions" I want to see if he's gonna scan the chat like a hawk. I'm curious if he actually asked Craig to give him moderator access as a requirement for him to go on the podcast. I wanna watch as he completely ignores the discussion to be full-time LIMBing for the duration of the show.
• How will he react to being in the same zoom call as a female? He's a married man. Is he gonna ignore her? Will he make a disclaimer that he is married before responding to her?
• How will he not-so-subtly imply that he wants to be a regular in the show?

Give me the rainbows because it's most likely gonna be a huge disappointment but the writers haven't been doing anything big lately aside from maybe the slowdown of tips and the complete flop of the reacks channel. We're due for some entertainment.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Yeah you're right. The interview itself will be underwhelming, but seeing Phil interact with a group of people outside the dentsphere is interesting enough. Unlike Twitter he doesn't have the luxury of thinking about what he's going to say, he has to respond as fast as his Gin brain allows him and he can't just mock the hosts and LIMB them if he doesn't like the question.