So he took the time to type in the proper "ñ" with the little squiggle over it in "piña" but couldn't be bothered to look up the spelling of "colada" and thus fucked it up?
And this man considers himself a gardener. That's a lot of humus you can have in a few years. And that's humus you fat fuck, not humongous which you are, or humorous, which you are to us.
He needs to swap it up. He should try to incorporate some of his hobbies into the copypasta.
He's such a fucking moron. Does anyone around him have appreciable landscaping to require that amount?
Hm, citing the phone specs again, but not mentioning what he did. Sus. He totally tried swimming with it
Do not add a dick to this
Even though he claimed otherwise, I still love the idea of him calling the police to report someone dumping that much mulch on his driveway and going into an explanation of how he thinks it was some internet forum he has extensive Norm Macdonald related beef with. My grandma seriously doesn't accuse the neighbors kids of being behind this much random stuff.
Yeah, you should add pepperoni to it like god intended.
“Took your mulching meekly like a bitch” is an instant classic and I am happy this happened.
The mulch was months ago, that's why it is so funny. Originally he said it was an accidental delivery to his house, now it was stalkers:
No, it happened during October 2022:
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Too late. He's switched to blaming the pests despite initially claiming the mulch delivery was a 'mistake'.
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No, it happened during October 2022:
Pat’s having a rough week
From stalkers posting his house on YouTube, constant harrassment texts and totally real voicemails, to 6 cubic yards of shit on his driveway. Taken from East Side Neighborhood-Milwaukee
Too late. He's switched to blaming the pests despite initially claiming the mulch delivery was a 'mistake'.
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Even in January 2023, people were wondering why he didn't blame the pests for it. He certainly does for every other misfortune in his life:
It's so weird that Pat never blamed ONA forums for having his driveway covered in mulch
He says he received a shipment of mulch meant for someone else, that totally covers his driveway. He's left to helplessly beg on Facebook for someone to pick it up. It would be a hilarious bit if someone here did it, unlike the gay swatting shit. Yet he doesn't assume that someone here is...
Just like the bomb threat, claims of vandalism, and 10 of his 14 swattings (sorry, SWATTings), he's full of shit again. The dumb lummox probably ordered too much mulch so he had to give some of it away, all while blaming someone else for his mistake.
Let's all take a moment to remember that Pat's solution to his short-bus problem was to NOT abandon the little girl.
