Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

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Maybe the nurses are trying to kill him.
Eggs gud. Jack happy. Lots food gud.

Fatty's either burning through his diet intake early or the staff realized he's untrainable and said fuck it, throwing more money on the bill for him eating two whole meals at once. Nice to see how he's lying about how he has to PICK his food while there, since that is something patients at these places do.

 

[AnOminous]

Fatty's either burning through his diet intake early or the staff realized he's untrainable and said fuck it, throwing more money on the bill for him eating two whole meals at once. Nice to see how he's lying about how he has to PICK his food while there, since that is something patients at these places do.

Jack is such a lying sack of shit, claiming he just randomly gets fat fuck portions that he almost certainly demanded.

 

[Quixotic Man]

One egg has about 90 calories, a strip of bacon about 40, bread slice 80, and a cup of oatmeal about 150. So not factoring condiments, sugar in his coffee, juice, or anything else, he is at 850 calories.

The nursing home has clearly given up on balancing his meals and are now on "give the child his snacks" mode.

 

[VenomPlug]

One egg has about 90 calories, a strip of bacon about 40, bread slice 80, and a cup of oatmeal about 150. So not factoring condiments, sugar in his coffee, juice, or anything else, he is at 850 calories.

The nursing home has clearly given up on balancing his meals and are now on "give the child his snacks" mode.

Don't forget Mommywife smuggles him food too

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

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Maybe the nurses are trying to kill him.
Eggs gud. Jack happy. Lots food gud.

I was about to [OBJ] [OBJ] [OBJ] for Fatty due to a lack of butter on the toast, but then I saw the whipped butter packet and jelly next to the oatmeal. Wonder why Mommywife is clawing the drink like that. Is she stroking out?

Edit - on detailed review she’s removing the travel lid off the top of it for clawhand.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Don't forget Mommywife smuggles him food too

Tammy is probably letting the staff know she wont be around to wheel the tard around the town that day so pile on the calories for fattys meals.

 

[Marisa]

is he actually going to church? i can't imagine trying to get that fat idiot to be quiet for a full hour without popcorn and a giant soda.

 

[Banks Davenport]

is he actually going to church? i can't imagine trying to get that fat idiot to be quiet for a full hour without popcorn and a giant soda.

No, the church comes to him. Pastor Chad here shows up every night to deliver the Last Rites, just in case.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

is he actually going to church? i can't imagine trying to get that fat idiot to be quiet for a full hour without popcorn and a giant soda.

"Tammy! Tammy what did he say? What did he say about Jesus just now? Tammy! I can't hear! What did Jesus say? Tammy. Tammy. Hey Tammy! Tammy! What did Jesus do? How can I make 1 loaf of bread into 100? Tammy! Hey Tammy! Tammy!!! What was it about the bread!? Tammy! The bread! What did he say Tammy? Tammy! TAMMY!"

 

[biggacracka]

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Maybe the nurses are trying to kill him.
Eggs gud. Jack happy. Lots food gud.

even when he gets double breakfast he STILL manages to complain (in a back handed way this time)

 

[walkingstickman]

They gave him a double because they want him to stop crying and karening. At this point they realized they're dealing with lolcow.

granted, he's been doing nothing but crying and karening about everything since his lard ass got dropped there.

The only thing he can't do is criticize their bathroom cause he can't leave the bed.

 

[Sneedmiser]

even when he gets double breakfast he STILL manages to complain (in a back handed way this time)

How tall is Jack again? He might just be a Hobbit.

 

[Super Hans v2]

is he actually going to church? i can't imagine trying to get that fat idiot to be quiet for a full hour without popcorn and a giant soda.

You would think that this pissbaby faggot would whine to TamHam to shell out the $8 to get a real blue check and support BASED BILLIONAIRE ELON instead of being a bitch about it instead and making it his profile pic. Or maybe not, it's fucking Jack.

 

[Whaler]

Imagine the sheer assholery level of Jack. Most people, you'd feel sorry for them after they got crippled by a stroke. With Jack, though, he turns it into an opportunity to hate his filthy stinking guts even more and wish he would die and start burning in Hell as soon as possible.

It honestly hurts me that I've known people who have lived better lives (both health wise and how they treat people) die shortly after one stroke and this asshole gets FOUR of them and gets to continue shoveling fast food into his mouth and treat people like shit.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

It honestly hurts me that I've known people who have lived better lives (both health wise and how they treat people) die shortly after one stroke and this asshole gets FOUR of them and gets to continue shoveling fast food into his mouth and treat people like shit.

And the worst part about it is that there are genuinely good people who do somehow manage to survive a stroke, but are never really the same after that. Meanwhile, Jack gets to chug along continuing to be a terrible person to everyone he comes across.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

And the worst part about it is that there are genuinely good people who do somehow manage to survive a stroke, but are never really the same after that. Meanwhile, Jack gets to chug along continuing to be a terrible person to everyone he comes across.

Jack is immune to brain damage because he never uses his brain.

 

[ten dollars off]

Jack is immune to brain damage because he never uses his brain.

He's basically a lizard, operating on food driven instinct and reacting to his environment.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

One egg has about 90 calories, a strip of bacon about 40, bread slice 80, and a cup of oatmeal about 150. So not factoring condiments, sugar in his coffee, juice, or anything else, he is at 850 calories.

The nursing home has clearly given up on balancing his meals and are now on "give the child his snacks" mode.

That's a lot of food to eat in the morning.

But it's Mushbrain so it's always been about consuming mass quantities with him. And now that he's literally confined to bed he's bored so he's probably eating more than he should.

How tall is Jack again? He might just be a Hobbit.

He's a manlet about as wide as he is tall.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

How tall is Jack again? He might just be a Hobbit.

Around 4 feet tall when you factor in the wheelchair.

 

[salmonellajack]

I think Jack is around 5 foot 4. They had a group photo when they went walking (the time where his achilles literally ruptured) and Tammy was a lot shorter than the other women and women don't tend to be especially tall on average. Jack was about the same as Tammy.