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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I'm sure the home loves Jack abusing their business line to force his way to first priority.

I never understood why people bought AMC stock. I vaguely thought it was boomers who didn't want to buy Gamestop because video games are bad toys!

The Bubble Beggin Bourgon Burber is back at Wendy's BTW.

We now have text to speech proof that Jack says "peepee" when he has to piss. Like a toddler.

With the double breakfast, I'll bet he got someone else's and ate both. Fake eggs and all.

They accidentally brought a healthy breakfast instead of the fatass special.
 
He has since deleted the post but not before some FoodJack screenshotted it. This is the second time he posted about pissing himself to show who's boss.
A literal fucking pissbaby, pissing himself in tard rage. God I hate this piece of shit and hope he dies really soon. Use the fucking bedpan you crippled piece of shit!
 
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Reading this almost gave me a fucking stroke.
Peeked, not peaked. And the [OBJ] in the middle of a word is pure Mushbrain.

Any hospital I've heard of, you order breakfast unless it's a very specialized diet, which Jack apparently doesn't have going by the picture.

so he ordered all that stuff on purpose.
"Wait! You mean I can get TWO breakfasts by just asking? Why didn't anybody tell me this sooner?" - Jagoff Scalfatty after complaining for the hundredth time he's not getting enough food.

As for why it's not advertised most people aren't gluttons.
 
"Oh, what's on the bullshit bingo today? I guess I brag online about how I am going to piss myself to get attention!"
Imagine the sheer assholery level of Jack. Most people, you'd feel sorry for them after they got crippled by a stroke. With Jack, though, he turns it into an opportunity to hate his filthy stinking guts even more and wish he would die and start burning in Hell as soon as possible.
 
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Maybe the nurses are trying to kill him.
Eggs gud. Jack happy. Lots food gud.
Fatty's either burning through his diet intake early or the staff realized he's untrainable and said fuck it, throwing more money on the bill for him eating two whole meals at once. Nice to see how he's lying about how he has to PICK his food while there, since that is something patients at these places do.
 
Fatty's either burning through his diet intake early or the staff realized he's untrainable and said fuck it, throwing more money on the bill for him eating two whole meals at once. Nice to see how he's lying about how he has to PICK his food while there, since that is something patients at these places do.
Jack is such a lying sack of shit, claiming he just randomly gets fat fuck portions that he almost certainly demanded.
 
One egg has about 90 calories, a strip of bacon about 40, bread slice 80, and a cup of oatmeal about 150. So not factoring condiments, sugar in his coffee, juice, or anything else, he is at 850 calories.

The nursing home has clearly given up on balancing his meals and are now on "give the child his snacks" mode.
 
One egg has about 90 calories, a strip of bacon about 40, bread slice 80, and a cup of oatmeal about 150. So not factoring condiments, sugar in his coffee, juice, or anything else, he is at 850 calories.

The nursing home has clearly given up on balancing his meals and are now on "give the child his snacks" mode.

Don't forget Mommywife smuggles him food too
 
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Maybe the nurses are trying to kill him.
Eggs gud. Jack happy. Lots food gud.
I was about to [OBJ] [OBJ] [OBJ] for Fatty due to a lack of butter on the toast, but then I saw the whipped butter packet and jelly next to the oatmeal. Wonder why Mommywife is clawing the drink like that. Is she stroking out?

Edit - on detailed review she’s removing the travel lid off the top of it for clawhand.
 
is he actually going to church? i can't imagine trying to get that fat idiot to be quiet for a full hour without popcorn and a giant soda.
 

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is he actually going to church? i can't imagine trying to get that fat idiot to be quiet for a full hour without popcorn and a giant soda.
"Tammy! Tammy what did he say? What did he say about Jesus just now? Tammy! I can't hear! What did Jesus say? Tammy. Tammy. Hey Tammy! Tammy! What did Jesus do? How can I make 1 loaf of bread into 100? Tammy! Hey Tammy! Tammy!!! What was it about the bread!? Tammy! The bread! What did he say Tammy? Tammy! TAMMY!"
 
They gave him a double because they want him to stop crying and karening. At this point they realized they're dealing with lolcow.
granted, he's been doing nothing but crying and karening about everything since his lard ass got dropped there.

The only thing he can't do is criticize their bathroom cause he can't leave the bed.
 
is he actually going to church? i can't imagine trying to get that fat idiot to be quiet for a full hour without popcorn and a giant soda.

You would think that this pissbaby faggot would whine to TamHam to shell out the $8 to get a real blue check and support BASED BILLIONAIRE ELON instead of being a bitch about it instead and making it his profile pic. Or maybe not, it's fucking Jack.
 
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