Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That’s an interesting comment from Jack. One could interpret that as him losing a bunch of money on shitty investments. If that’s true, how much did Jack and Tammy lose? What were they invested in?

Interestingly, AMC, a terrible meme stock, dropped almost 20% today. It’s down about 70% over the last year. This is the type of low-information investor junk that Jack, a stupid, terminally-online man, would gamble on. The timing is interesting.

Technically he isn't wrong in the current environment, when stocks have been not doing so great the past 15 months or so. Once inflation goes back down, it'll skyrocket back up, but Jack is a retard and probably put all his money in GME or AMC or lost it in some crypto grift that right-wing boomers fall for

 

[Pig Cups]

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Lol Rob fired a shot right there.

Your move, Mushbrain. Are you actually going to sit there and let him declare your career as YouTube’s foremost chef and culinary pioneer to be officially at its end? Like a doctor somberly announcing the time of death after a patient codes and dies?
C’mon, Jack! Prove him wrong

In case if anyone missed it, just yesterday our literal manbaby threatened to wet his pants and piss on the floor of the nursing home to "own the nurses/caregivers".

He has since deleted the post but not before some FoodJack screenshotted it. This is the second time he posted about pissing himself to show who's boss.

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Edit ICYMI: Previous post along with Mommywife warning him not to piss on himself, which he likely did:


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I like how TamTam unequivocally and vehemently tells him NOT to get out of bed/into the chair, yet is silent about the option of Jack soiling himself.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

I like how TamTam unequivocally and vehemently tells him NOT to get out of bed/into the chair, yet is silent about the option of Jack soiling himself.

I think Tammy has just resigned herself to caring for a literal adult toddler at this point.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

If anyone needs a great example of a back-handed compliment, look no further than when Jerk
Scalfani says something along the lines of: And they were so sweet ...

Right, Jagoff.

He was obviously 'seething in Hell' about something that wasn't done 100% to his expectation and satisfaction by some poor/unlucky service worker. It's only said to pretend to himself, and us, that he wasn't a total asshole throwing a tantrum over absolutely nothing.

Another example of this is when he had to waddle through the rain to get his stupid Double Burpin' Bacon Cheeseburger re-done by the 'sweet' people at Wendy's. What a prick. I really hate this son of a bitch.

 

[realgone2]

Reading this almost gave me a fucking stroke.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

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Reading this almost gave me a fucking stroke.

Its the last thing you want to do because of all the food posts, not because of your stroke. Unless you're incredibly depressed over having no legs, and watching these people dance I guess.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

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Reading this almost gave me a fucking stroke.

[OBJ] gets me every time, man.

This reads like Jack is admitting his mushbrain can no longer follow fast paced short form content. Lmao, stroked himself out of the minimum IQ for using fuckin' tiktok.

I enjoy this arc, thank godbear he didn't die.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Maybe the nurses are trying to kill him.
Eggs gud. Jack happy. Lots food gud.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Any hospital I've heard of, you order breakfast unless it's a very specialized diet, which Jack apparently doesn't have going by the picture.

so he ordered all that stuff on purpose.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

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Maybe the nurses are trying to kill him.
Eggs gud. Jack happy. Lots food gud.

Three fried eggs plus a decently large pile of scrambled eggs? I'm half surprised he didn't complain about only getting one toast slice, but god damn someone is probably trying to accelerate his demise.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Someone needs to add 'literal pissbaby' to the thread description.

 

[realgone2]

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Maybe the nurses are trying to kill him.
Eggs gud. Jack happy. Lots food gud.

I've been saying that since he was put in there

 

[VenomPlug]

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Maybe the nurses are trying to kill him.
Eggs gud. Jack happy. Lots food gud.

They gave him a double because they want him to stop crying and karening. At this point they realized they're dealing with lolcow.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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Maybe the nurses are trying to kill him.
Eggs gud. Jack happy. Lots food gud.

Nursing homes aren't diner's meaning you usually only get one over easy egg and that's easily two portions of scrambled eggs meaning he got 5 servings of eggs.

 

[Tiresome]

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Maybe the nurses are trying to kill him.
Eggs gud. Jack happy. Lots food gud.

The fat piece of shit still managed to make it sound like a complaint. They just can't wait to rid their facility of El Blobbo.

 

[ZipDisk]

I'm sure the home loves Jack abusing their business line to force his way to first priority.

I never understood why people bought AMC stock. I vaguely thought it was boomers who didn't want to buy Gamestop because video games are bad toys!

The Bubble Beggin Bourgon Burber is back at Wendy's BTW.

We now have text to speech proof that Jack says "peepee" when he has to piss. Like a toddler.

With the double breakfast, I'll bet he got someone else's and ate both. Fake eggs and all.

They accidentally brought a healthy breakfast instead of the fatass special.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

He really owned all of us alogs having no real control his bowels. Sure showed us.

 

[AnOminous]

He has since deleted the post but not before some FoodJack screenshotted it. This is the second time he posted about pissing himself to show who's boss.

A literal fucking pissbaby, pissing himself in tard rage. God I hate this piece of shit and hope he dies really soon. Use the fucking bedpan you crippled piece of shit!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Reading this almost gave me a fucking stroke.

Peeked, not peaked. And the [OBJ] in the middle of a word is pure Mushbrain.

Any hospital I've heard of, you order breakfast unless it's a very specialized diet, which Jack apparently doesn't have going by the picture.

so he ordered all that stuff on purpose.

"Wait! You mean I can get TWO breakfasts by just asking? Why didn't anybody tell me this sooner?" - Jagoff Scalfatty after complaining for the hundredth time he's not getting enough food.

As for why it's not advertised most people aren't gluttons.

 

[AnOminous]

"Oh, what's on the bullshit bingo today? I guess I brag online about how I am going to piss myself to get attention!"

Imagine the sheer assholery level of Jack. Most people, you'd feel sorry for them after they got crippled by a stroke. With Jack, though, he turns it into an opportunity to hate his filthy stinking guts even more and wish he would die and start burning in Hell as soon as possible.