Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%

  • Total voters
    379
the venue he chose in the end was arranged through a viewer/warm connection who was going to be charging him a fraction of the cost, and was even going to throw in some appetizers or drinks in exchange for the publicity,
In the end, no food was reported, and the drinks at the bar were full price.
I also recall him saying that he hired an event planner of sorts,

can't wait for his next gathering, I bet there will be a ball pit!
 
He's definitely in the space where he could market to impotent losers whose dicks can't get erect, the main market for Balldos.
And literal furries. The whole point of the balldo is to imitate fucking knotting in animals. It's funny how Nick went from pretending to be normal to being furry adjacent in like 5 years.
 
In his latest LOCALS stream, Nose spent minutes shorter time on the haters, but he did ask 'what do people want?' The recent shows outside the Wednesday and Friday themes have been normal? He just doesn't get it...

Yes, it is called credibility ans goodwill. And you lost it. You are either willfully dumb or monumentally idiotic to have never dealt with he consequences of name-calling your audience and telling them to (literally) fuck off while you do what you want.

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His big theory is that most are romanticising the past and making it better than it actually was. He doesn't suck now, we just have bad memory.
 
So who thinks we're gonna get a 10 minute rant about how "The prudes are keeping people from donating reeee" lol, I expect him to be salty people are calling him out for begging for money, and try to set the record straight on how "you don't HAVE to donate, I don't know why you think I want to MAKE you donate reeeeee" or something along those lines
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Can't believe it's relevant again. Nosetax on the prowl.
My fellow Kiwis, the time is dire. Nick needs our help, desperately. I have no qualms to donate to him; this is a battle for free speech itself.

We must secure the Balldo in our wife and a future for Nick’s Mustang.
Help me Balldowan Kenoseby, you're my only hope.
 
No wonder Viva & Barnes wanted nothing to do with the Vegas meetup.... theirs actually looks put together and thought out...

not off to the side of a gambling floor in a random casino.

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Jesus wept, I am in awe of the guy in the gray tarp. It's 'you should leave the bottom button open' not 'you should be physically unable to ever button up'. If a jacket gives you tits and a baby bump it really is prime time to lay down the fork and/or visit a tailor.
 
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In other news watching the stream right now and he's like one hair away from calling people stalker childs. That's some victim complex on that one.
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"No, prude stalker child, we did noT swing at hedonism2, those are your delusions again. Continuing to ask constitutes felony kink shaming, wait for the knot."
 
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