Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Q_Anon1001]

No need. It's still hilarious that after being physically assaulted, he's still obsessing over his fake racing title

Cyrax and Marty have such a strange dynamic at least looking at it from Cyrax's angle. Although he labels marty a troll, he doesn't treat him like any other troll. He could be livestreaming and having a bunch of trolls trying to stir him up in chat, and he remains unbothered but the moment Marty types something he loses his shit.

Then when some troll interjects himself and fucks with Cyrax (ie the xbox). Cyrax goes crying to Marty. And I've even heard him say "Before I have Marty beat your ass like he did to me". It's like some weird wwe type of shit.

I used to not like how Marty would pozload my negholep but I can see now that without him Cyrax wouldn't be as interesting and I think he's aware of that to some extent. I do wonder what Cyrax would have done if Marty hadn't pinned him down or how Cyrax imagines this thing going down.

Oh so that's why he was rolling up his sleeve, he wanted to give Marty his heart and he rejected it.

He even thought it was a good idea to show the cops how he was rolling up his sleeve. Just a normal way for someone to roll up their sleeves

 

[Wimmig]

Print some Nazi coins spray paint them gold and tell him they're real (If you can cast aluminum that would be even funnier)
Resin might work to

There’s filament out there that looks a lot like gold. I 3D printed a Glock 19 with a similar high grade filament and put on a TiN slide so I could have a “gold” Glock, I did it for fun. I’ll maybe do that, and inserts some thin lead ingots in the middle of the coin to give it some real, gold like weight.

 

[Fapcop]

Lmao!

Chance is what every gypsy dreams about when they’re selling “genuine” gold rings.

 

[Slur Generator]

Lmao!

Chance is what every gypsy dreams about when they’re selling “genuine” gold rings.

Can confirm.

 

[Wimmig]

whoever did this I hope your 3D printer breaks
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Only the finest Chinese Filament for the goblin

I respectfully disagree. This is some funny shit thanks to whoever sent it to this mongoloid mutant. He’s probably a troll, and if so he delivered.

 

[Blagher]

God how do you think Ed reacts at the dinner table after his long day of hard labor only to see his girlfriend's son at the dinner table giddy about a goblin toy around his neck. Does he humor him like Sally does? Does he just nod and grab an extra beer that night?

 

[Kyle Odom]

God how do you think Ed reacts at the dinner table after his long day of hard labor only to see his girlfriend's son at the dinner table giddy about a goblin toy around his neck. Does he humor him like Sally does? Does he just nod and grab an extra beer that night?

Honestly the goblin amulet is better than him wearing chokers or Naruto headbands.

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

God how do you think Ed reacts at the dinner table after his long day of hard labor only to see his girlfriend's son at the dinner table giddy about a goblin toy around his neck. Does he humor him like Sally does? Does he just nod and grab an extra beer that night?

He eats alone in his room, because if he sits at the table he gets told to wash his hands first, and the goblin doesn't want to damage any of goblin film he's developed on his skin.

 

[Pathos]

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Why does he look like a greek philosopher in this picture? Am I going crazy???

Edit: Sorry the laughter deprived me of so much Oxygen that I completely fucked up the image formatting.

 

[TMDWTFIU]

I think you guys missed the ruby scab embedded in the thing's head. This is a masterful troll gift.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

also the point out: the cop with the smaller cam, after running the plates, is disinfecting his hands.View attachment 4786746View attachment 4786750

He's not disinfecting his hands. He's getting ready to rub it into his eyes.

 

[Pathos]

Oh my god, lol! You guys just have to see this, our midget goblin boy thinks he has struck 18K GOLD! Hahahaha

From Chance's CALLOUT CENTRAL channel, titled "GET ON MY LEVEL MARTY !!!!!!".
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Okay I might be late on this but isn't that just Danny Brown's Cyrax figurine but painted gold???

 

[BigRaxx]

Okay I might be late on this but isn't that just Danny Brown's Cyrax figurine but painted gold???

actually, it probably is lmao

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Cyrax and Marty have such a strange dynamic at least looking at it from Cyrax's angle. Although he labels marty a troll, he doesn't treat him like any other troll. He could be livestreaming and having a bunch of trolls trying to stir him up in chat, and he remains unbothered but the moment Marty types something he loses his shit.

Then when some troll interjects himself and fucks with Cyrax (ie the xbox). Cyrax goes crying to Marty. And I've even heard him say "Before I have Marty beat your ass like he did to me". It's like some weird wwe type of shit.

Cyrax addresses very few people, which sometimes makes me question how legit this all is. It's like Cyrax doesn't care whatsoever about the general sentiment around him, he's a lolcow with the entire chat hating on him. Then he'll go 0 to 100 in a second in raging fury once Marty or William Gloryhole says a word. It's just unnatural, especially since Chance acts like the pedo comments bother him which some people including women spam.

 

[Guardsman42]

Cyrax addresses very few people, which sometimes makes me question how legit this all is. It's like Cyrax doesn't care whatsoever about the general sentiment around him, he's a lolcow with the entire chat hating on him. Then he'll go 0 to 100 in a second in raging fury once Marty or William Gloryhole says a word. It's just unnatural, especially since Chance acts like the pedo comments bother him which some people including women spam.

I wonder if he even reads chat or just what people in panels say about him though. I can't imagine he's capable when gaming, of reading and gaming. He's a shite gamer as is.

 

[BigRaxx]

I wonder if he even reads chat or just what people in panels say about him though. I can't imagine he's capable when gaming, of reading and gaming. He's a shite gamer as is.

He used to fall for troll comments, even later on blocking ANYONE that trolled him on twitch.

Nowadays he ignores anything in the chat

 

[anliteralidiot]

I have a 3D printer and know how to model shit like that from scratch to get it ready to print. I have some good ideas on some figurines out there I could send him. I’m thinking a figurine of a “ dead baby pig still in the mother’s fetal sack”, might piss him off. Maybe a couple figurines of Raxx and Zak Hussein, with Raxx pointing a gun at Zak. Marty did jokingly say Raxx killed him, and that did piss him off. Anyone have any other ideas on something I can make?

Marty kneeling on his neck

 

[Pathos]

I have a 3D printer and know how to model shit like that from scratch to get it ready to print. I have some good ideas on some figurines out there I could send him. I’m thinking a figurine of a “ dead baby pig still in the mother’s fetal sack”, might piss him off. Maybe a couple figurines of Raxx and Zak Hussein, with Raxx pointing a gun at Zak. Marty did jokingly say Raxx killed him, and that did piss him off. Anyone have any other ideas on something I can make?

Make a philosopher style bust based off of that pic where cyrax looks like he’s aged 30 years.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Drift championship 2nd place prize

 

[vertebrae]

I have a 3D printer and know how to model shit like that from scratch to get it ready to print. I have some good ideas on some figurines out there I could send him. I’m thinking a figurine of a “ dead baby pig still in the mother’s fetal sack”, might piss him off. Maybe a couple figurines of Raxx and Zak Hussein, with Raxx pointing a gun at Zak. Marty did jokingly say Raxx killed him, and that did piss him off. Anyone have any other ideas on something I can make?

I wish you luck, 3-D modelling is fucking cancer