What's the worst song you've ever heard?

[PeteyCoffee]

 

[RichardDripp]

"All Along the Water" by Duran Duran. The entire album Liberty is garbage to begin with, but that one track is cringe inducing badness.

 

[Krampus]

 

[*Asterisk*]

By "Dislike," I mean that I wish I could use "Horrifying" instead.

 

[BreadGod]

I've listened to a lot of shitty songs, so I don't really have one that I can call the worst, but this one is pretty high up on the list:

 

[CWCissey]

You can't really claim Kidz Bop songs as the worst, they're MEANT to be.

Just listen to this shit.

 

[Roast Chicken]

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

This. Beyoncé is a personal hatred of mine. A hatred that's like an Alpine lake. Cold, deep, pure, and still as death.

She sounds like a banshee douching with a sandblaster, overlaid an auto-tuned cement mixer full of cats, while someone else roughly dry-sodomizes a methed-up Kookaburra in the background.

I absolutely refuse to call her an artist. Because by definition, an "artist" is a person who produces art, which also by definition- is a work that is either ascetically pleasing or intellectually challenging. And unless you intellectual query is "How the FUCK did she cram so much suck into three minutes and eighteen seconds?", or "I love the sound of a donkey being anally penetrated by a running chainsaw!", She totally fails on all accounts.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

This thing:

Just... please, just kill it with fire. Someone put it out of its misery!

I've listened to a lot of shitty songs, so I don't really have one that I can call the worst, but this one is pretty high up on the list:

God damn, the mixing is atrocious! The lead guitar wouldn't be too bad as far as Kirk Hammett-aping, generic metal wankery goes, but that banal chromatic power chord riff is so generic not even 13 year olds would find it cool. Even it this was a decent song, the afforementioned sucky mixing would still ruin it all. I didn't even bother to listen to the lyrics, I'm surprised I've made it to the solo.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

 

[Lipitor]

I think we can all agree..

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Do not let the reasonably attractive Armenian woman fool you.

 

[Motherboard]

Lorde always sounds like she's fucking whining in her lyrics, it drives me insane. I could never listen to the entire song because of it feeling like her voice is slamming scissors into my ears.

 

[Sribgo]

I'm not sure if it's socially acceptable to make fun of this guy...

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Holy shit he's so off the beat that the sound is causing me to go cross-eyed

 

[Positron]

I dare you to make it through this whole thing!

Sounds like someone is just goofing around with timbres and sonorities instead of constructing something with a structure.

My nomination: this fucking mess:

This was 2007, not 1967. The sound of a woman moaning is so passé.
Indeed the whole album Téo & Téa is a turd.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

 

[cypocryphy]

I remember when "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground was really big it seemed like I was the only person who hated it.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Fall Out Boy - "Centuries"

I'd rather listen to Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.

 

[Ruin]

Edge of a revolution is so edgy I cut myself while listening to it.