What's the worst song you've ever heard?

[Rio]

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[BatNapalm]

I remember when "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground was really big it seemed like I was the only person who hated it.

You weren't alone.

"Come With Me Now" by Kongos is annoying, butt rock garbage that would have been awful in 2005 but was doubly heinous in 2014 (or whenever that piece of shit came out, and please don't bother to correct me on this because I really don't care).

And while I was thinking of songs that would have been awful a decade ago, I remembered this song that actually was (so I pass my anguish on to you):

Spoiler

 

[Van Darkholme]

Pretty much every nickelback song.

 

[BatNapalm]

this fucking sucks

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

I once heard one on a store radio sung from the standpoint of a teacher who was raping her underage male pupil. I don't know the title, but the refrain was her singing "MY BOY" sounding like a tonsillitic stout in a helium factory. No, I'm not going to Google those lyrics to find the song. ;__;

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Is David Tanny cheating? Cuz all of his shit is miserably awful.

 

[Petronella]

*shudder*

 

[ulsterscotsman]

 

[glutenfreebooty]

This song is basically a pedophile anthem, if you think about it.

[The lyric she a big girl, dog when she stimulated really drives that point home.]

 

[Guardian G.I.]

All Russian pop music of the 1990s, although it would probably be cheating. This stuff is so horrible it makes me want to bring Soviet censorship back. At least it ensured quality control.

I especially hate this guy, whose voice is somehow even more annoying than Bieber's:

Here's a whole radio channel of 90s trash.

 

[friedshrimp]

Katy Perry's Peacock. it's just...ugh.

And that "Selfie" song was also pretty bad.

 

[Tardevoir]

why

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Spoiler: Nuclear Option Deployed

 

[Neem0]

Anything by my local cow, Tim Byrne.
I'd be surprised if they didn't play it on repeat in Guantanamo.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Spoiler: TW: Stock Aitken & Waterman

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Take two otherwise good musicians, give one of them an unfathomable amount of alcohol, have them sing over highly produced pop-ballad instrumentals, then put it on a record filled with Irish punk songs. By itself it's not a "terrible" song, I guess, but Shane's voice really doesn't fit in there, he's way too drunk to pull it off, and in the context of the rest of the album it's just flat out jarring. You can tell they were like "Okay we need a radio single for this shit, just put that throwaway we did with Sinead O'Connor in the middle of the thing and we're good"

 

[Picklepower]

Edge of a revolution is so edgy I cut myself while listening to it.

Reminds me of something Dekkar would make.

"I don't fuck with you" by Big Sean is really fucking bad. It's lyrics remind me of someone who doesn't like rap music, making fun of rap music, "I dont give a fuck bitch, I dont give a fuck you little dirty ass bitch"

"Please dont hate me" by Insane Clown Posse, its an Eminem diss song that sounds like it was written be a 13 year old, actual lyrics "Your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo, its bumpy and grimy, I like the feel though" It's a so bad its funny song.

 

[Brian May]

Shit by Future. I don't usually mind rap but holy shit dude. (Pun intended.)

 

[Pineapple Watermelon]

Fall Out Boy - "Centuries"

I'd rather listen to Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.

Not only is that song absolute garbage, it ruins a really good song! (Tom's Diner by Suzanne Vega) They really never should have gotten back together.