🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

It's almost like emigrating away from your infant son when you want to pretend to be a good dad is really fucking stupid.

 

[Truly Rural]

There is only 1 flight from Mexico City to Sacramento and it's at 6 pm / 10 pm in Cali. That's a lot of free time in Mexico City and sure won't miss the connection. It's the only option with one connection that I see. But who knows, maybe Gunt is on unlisted direct flight! Or maybe he went for double/triple connection. He is international man of mystery.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Ralph, it doesn't matter if you see Xander once or twice or even three times. You will die very soon and Faith will marry the mexican fingerbanger who will adopt Xander and they will raise him with no mention of you ever again. Xander is already calling this Mexican papi, he has no clue who you are and never will unless he finds this site to read all about it.

 

[whogoesthere]

Posting in exhibit "Fucked", representing lols. Ralph, proving he will always find a way to take an L. Even when there is zero reason to. I cannot imagine how fried his brain must be to even think that this can possibly be helpful or beneficial in any way while getting slowly bent over by Vickers in a courtroom. This is truly a case of a tard beating up a potato because the potato just can't admit he's done. If Ralph was not a complete failure of both nature and nurture he would have worked out visitation and become the potato child of part-time fathers for AF. Instead, we are watching him slowly rot from Xanax Blight.

I am starting to give serious consideration that Ralph is not in fact suicidal, but this is a fetish.

 

[Nick Gars]

Correct me if I am wrong but Cog got access to Ethan's emails because the dumbshit leaked his password right? That is not hacking.

noun: hacking
the gaining of unauthorized access to data in a system or computer.
"outlawing hacking has not stopped it"

Just for the sake of semantics. I'd definitely call it "meritless hacking" much like a Skiddie, but it is "hacking". Getting a device to do things outside of a manufacturers or service providers shipped specifications is also generally considered "hacking" (phone phreaking, console modding, jailbreaking phones, ect).

Wether or not it holds up in court is a different story.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

You know, as much as a fuckup as Seethin Reethan, I cant bring myself to root FOR Vacuous Vickers. Is there a way both these thin-skinned, bitchmade, womanly faggots can lose?

Even if Ralph is locked away in prison for the rest of his life, Vickers will still end up raising and being the father figure to the spawn of his retarded daughter, who's a single mother, and Ralph. That will always be a loss.

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph landed in Mexico City (I think) and is retweeting guntguards. He has 10-ish hours to kill till his next flight. (me thinks) I expect a lot of twitter seethe from Ralph today if he doesn't pass out at the airport.
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[Ivan Daniloff]

Ralph landed in Mexico City (I think) and is retweeting guntguards. He has 10-ish hours to kill till his next flight. (me thinks) I expect a lot of twitter seethe from Ralph today if he doesn't pass out at the airport.
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Imagine how fucking loaded he’s getting at some overpriced shitty airport bar?

 

[ulsterscotsman]

For those who were complaining about Rozy's lack of toys, well:
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I'm sure that this in no way had some kind of double meaning.

Buy your own child toys and clothes mr "$200,000 in the bank" you deadbeat fat fuck!
His tightfistedness and treatment of Rozy legit makes me MATI and I bet the piece of shit hasn't even got her a new carseat yet. The useless cunt has even proudly admitted that he has never changed her nappy as well.

 

[heathercho]

There is only 1 flight from Mexico City to Sacramento and it's at 6 pm / 10 pm in Cali. That's a lot of free time in Mexico City and sure won't miss the connection. It's the only option with one connection that I see. But who knows, maybe Gunt is on unlisted direct flight! Or maybe he went for double/triple connection. He is international man of mystery.

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Can Pigs Fly? I'm betting that pigs don't fly.

I'll be surprised if he's able to make it there, genuinely.
I just think "Ay miss'd muh flight" is a perfect excuse for him to prolong this nonsense and not have to face those Vickereses from Coin County.

If the Vickers arc draws to a close, he loses a nemesis.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Gunt is awake, it's 5 AM in Merida. First departures from Merida airport are at 6 am. He might make it to his first flight if he tried.
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Sandra was the third person living in the house when you flew FaiFai out there, released revenge porn featuring FaiFai, when Pantsu wormed her way into a relationship with you when you were already with FaiFai, and when you got FaiFai pregnant.

TBF Sandra may not have condoned any of it and may have been too sick to stop the increasingly psychotic Gunt but she was there at the time.

And this coming from someone who routinely brings in an opponent's family into screaming matches is a high point of "WTF?!".

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Can Pigs Fly? I'm betting that pigs don't fly.

I'll be surprised if he's able to make it there, genuinely.
I just think "Ay miss'd muh flight" is a perfect excuse for him to prolong this nonsense and not have to face those Vickereses from Coin County.

If the Vickers arc draws to a close, he loses a nemesis.

Well, he’s already claiming that since his flight is to Sacramento he won’t be able to attend Court in-person though he claims he will be attempting a visit with Xander.

 

[Goofy Logic]

What are the odds he will get blackout drunk and miss his flight?

 

[BelUwUga]

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Whatever flight he is on is not to Sacramento. Maybe he has connection to Sacramento somewhere. Hope he catches his connection as well.

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Monterey California is within day-driving distance to Sacramento. There's the distinct possibility Ralph didn't notice the extra R and did not realize Monterrey, Mexico is also a place. I don't think someone could be that stupid but Ethan has continually found new & exciting ways to lower the bar.

 

[Truly Rural]

Retweets from Ralph
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[Magic Sun Daddy]

Who would dare step to this man IRL?
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To be fair, I think anyone would have a hard time hitting Ralph in the face when his gut keeps them six feet apart.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Well, he’s already claiming that since his flight is to Sacramento he won’t be able to attend Court in-person though he claims he will be attempting a visit with Xander.

Lol. He will manage to miss his court appearance. No way he can juggle travel, supervised visit time, Ubers, hotel wifi, and court appearance time while also consuming the amount of Xanax he requires to avoid seizures.

I figure he needs minimum of 10 - 15 mg daily to avoid biting his tongue off while having a grand mal seizure during his scheduled visit with Xander. Thank god it’s supervised with a sober adult legally required to be there while the fat smelly drooling man scares a toddler for an hour.

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph's urge to say Faith's name is too much today
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[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph landed in Mexico City (I think) and is retweeting guntguards. He has 10-ish hours to kill till his next flight. (me thinks) I expect a lot of twitter seethe from Ralph today if he doesn't pass out at the airport.
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10 hours to blow all that legal defense panhandling money he was given by his paypigs. Part of me wonders if he’s doing this to get another Xanax prescription to avoid local doctors developing a conscious and tell him to go to rehab or if it’s just an excuse to get away from Meigh and the baby. I guess prostitutes can kill a minute or two while waiting. But he’s definitely feeling confident with his filings with his shitting on Vickers.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Ralph's urge to say Faith's name is too much today
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the funny thing is that whenever ralph (and this is def ralph using meigh's account) says these things about faith, such as "no wonder faith turned out the way she did" you can always point out that ralph chose to breed with her. say what you will about faith, but ralph decided it would be a good idea to have a child with that woman. so who is crazier, the crazy bish or the man who puts his memphis micro in the crazy bish? the more ralph trash talks faith the worse it looks on him for having a child with that young girl.