DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

[DeeTracktor]

The only question going through my mind is why did someone as paranoid as Phil decide that doing this interview was a good idea?

Because he hasnt had someone call his shit out like this since Leanna left.

 

[Kane lives in death]

Who cares about the fucking cat what the fuck is he spewing
EDIT: seeing how this is going if theres a universe where phil took the Destiny interview offer he legit would have died during it

 

[Corpun]

This is going so much better than I could possibly have hoped for, it's fucking brutal how badly he's sweating right now. He forgot that the general populace isn't a dent like his audience

The only question going through my mind is why did someone as paranoid as Phil decide that doing this interview was a good idea?

As per earlier in this stream, DSP's only interaction with the real world is his chat. That's literally his only connection to reality and it's warped him terribly.

 

[UaineRunei]

Oh look at that, he's casually forgetting that he said he transfers all the money from tips from Paypal to his bank account right away. How convenient.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

I wish they would sneak Keemstar in there, but I know Philly would bail faster than you can say "If you're so hard up for money that you need to beg from your wheelchairs, why didn't you take the 50k to do a fucking podcast"

 

[BallBuster II]

Him pretending not to know that Paypal is a bank account and works exactly the same as a bank account is just beautiful.

 

[Grease Fountain]

Who cares about the fucking cat what the fuck is he spewing

Yeah and suddenly he knows exactly what the bank leaks (that aren't his yet have cost him thousands of dollars) say

 

[Balr0g]

This interview will be age restricted you can't show this kind of porn to underaged kids

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

are they going to address superchats later?

 

[BallBuster II]

"I WAS addicted to all these other mobile games, but I am totally not addicted to the ones I currently play".

 

[San Dimas High School]

Him pretending not to know that Paypal is a bank account and works exactly the same as a bank account is just beautiful.

Forgot his testimony from his bankruptcy hearing already I see.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Can you make new accounts in Champions? Dude acts like it's some huge security risk. Just show the account. If you're innocent, you should be jumping with joy at the chance to finally clear your name.

You can but you are literally restarting brand new with that Cena/Rock starter combo. He cannot afford to restart with a new account which to even spend more than 10 dollars on Champions is fucking ridiculous, but for him that is his "investment" egg that will provide him nothing in the long run. Even if this shit became an esports Phil still couldn't compete due to the fucking backlash.

 

[DeeTracktor]

This is so sad to watch. It's an intervention at this point.

 

[Grease Fountain]

WWE Supercard? Yeah I was addicted to that. Of course. I admitted that! I'm not gonna lie.

 

[detractorzer0]

I'm fucking dying
"I haven't found a-"
"Just send a screenshot to Craig."
"I haven't found a way to disprove it."

 

[DerpyPunch]

You can but you are literally restarting brand new with that Cena/Rock starter combo. He cannot afford to restart with a new account which to even spend more than 10 dollars on Champions is fucking ridiculous, but for him that is his "investment" egg that will provide him nothing in the long run. Even if this shit became an esports Phil still couldn't compete due to the fucking backlash.

yeah to make a new account he has to agree to delete his current account, which he wont, hes spent way to much. since the game is linked to his apple account, starting over is like wiping that memory card block from old ps1 days.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

"I WAS addicted to all these other mobile games, but I am totally not addicted to the ones I currently play".

"Yeah I killed this hooker by strangling her, but I'm not guilty because I was going to stab her"

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

DSP: "I have no...no way-"

Craig: "Use Craig! I'll do it!"

DSP: *Ignores him and continues his pignosis attempt*

 

[Fragarach]

This isn't an interview, it's a fucking cross-examination court session. I'm sorry I doubted these guys because they're absolutely roasting Phil.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

guy sent a superchat
"you said you took your wife to burger king and the bank leak shows a burger king charge on that day"