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[Canyonaro]

He has made it his purpose in life to sell a decade old cartoon car. Perhaps he is conducting market research

The Simpsons - Canyonero

This is the Canyonero song from Season 9 Episode 15 of the Simpsons, The Last Temptation of Krust.

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24 year old cartoon car*

Seriously though this isn't fucking 4Chan. Shit 4Chan isn't even 4Chan anymore, but the absolute avalanche of shameless faggotry coming from newly registered sock accounts and refugees since Chodebuds disintegrated is filling the threads on the Gunt board (why do they come to our house and shit on our carpet?) a fucking morass of autism.
More so than usual I mean.
It was funny at first but fuck... it doesn't stop.
Who the fuck has been handing out laxatives?
I need names.

60% of newly registered sock puppets are me. I do it because right now every retard is a junior detective and it's interfering with my enjoyment of the forum. Everyone that types more than a paragraph response is Christorian X, every pretentious nerd with a dissenting opinion is Gator, everyone-su that-su types-u rike this-u is-u the Daiymo.

My faggotry will cease when people return to engaging with ideas instead of chasing the dopamine rush of being the big brained nigger that uncovers a D-list e-celeb sock.
Does the forum want the Council of Evil to fuck off? Stop talking about them. It's extremely validating to them when they get name dropped, especially when they're not even involved.

It's like when people start (understandably) chimping out at an open pedophile on the Internet. You might think you're absolutely BTFOing them when you tell them to kill themselves but they're really just sitting there giggling and tweaking their nipples at your comments.

Instead of talking around disruptive dipshits or using the report button because "ackshually Jersh put that there to catch flaggots so they can be shamed", the forum prefers to jerk them off and feed into the bullshit. Yeah guys, if there's anything stupid asshole trolls hate, it's whipping up a storm of angy comments and tin foil.

We haven't even hit peak pink traingle but with enough autistic accelerationism, we will soon. Then things will change for the better.

The autistic disruptions will continue until discourse and forum etiquette improves.

T. the sock puppet of whoever you like the least

 

[Procrastinhater]

I do it because right now every retard is a junior detective and it's interfering with my enjoyment of the forum...
... The autistic disruptions will continue until discourse and forum etiquette improves.

I gotta say, you might be a tremendous faggot but I admire your enthusiasm.
Have you considered running for office?

 

[Fools Idol]

My faggotry will cease

Pressing X to doubt that my dude.

 

[A Sunset]

The autistic disruptions will continue until discourse and forum etiquette improves.

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[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

Does the forum want the Council of Evil to fuck off?

There is no single voice of a forum so no one can speak for it, It does beg the question of why would anyone care? The forum is not exactly a buzz on this rather niche subject. Why does it interest you so much?

 

[Canyonaro]

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You're one of the top offenders I'm talking about when it comes to retarded junior detectives derailing shit with arbitrary accusations.
You're right bud, Daiymo should go spend time with his wife and work on his bitch tits. Sadly he still hasn't got the message from you since those have been my accounts you've been being a smug midwit on.
Pretending to be retarded will never earn you respect but it is a very simple way to have a hearty chortle. You may not like it but maybe now you'll stop being a dumb nigger and no longer jerk off rent-free COE faggots and other sock puppeteers by name dropping them every 10 or so posts.
Sincerely-u, the totally real-su Daiymo

 

[Canyonaro]

There is no single voice of a forum so no one can speak for it, It does beg the question of why would anyone care? The forum is not exactly a buzz on this rather niche subject. Why does it interest you so much?

Spurned lover syndrome. I offered to deflower Gahoole so he would no longer be a virgin with rage but I'm too much ladyboy for him

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

Spurned lover syndrome. I offered to deflower Gahoole so he would no longer be a virgin with rage but I'm too much ladyboy for him

That sounds absurd.

 

[DinnerDates]

You're one of the top offenders I'm talking about when it comes to retarded junior detectives derailing shit with arbitrary accusations.

You already derailing this fucking thread nigger, why don't you go ahead and neck yourself and save us couple pages of retardation.

 

[Oven_Juice]

I'm too much ladyboy for him

Nah you're just over the age of 18 bro, that's why he isn't interested.

 

[Canyonaro]

You already derailing this fucking thread nigger, why don't you go ahead and neck yourself and save us couple pages of retardation.

Now you're finally starting to make sense. I'm glad you see that I"m right about that. That nigger's bitch tits are really disgusting, and if he actually sees to his marital duties he'll have less time to spam his unwatched videos using 10 sock accounts at 4am, while his tranny wife gets railed by "her" boyfriend in the next room.


You just came out and admitted it. Thought you'd at least try to deny it a little bit.

Now that you've revealed your master plan for why you pretended to be retarded, wrote an autistic essay about it, and agree that Daimyo has bitch tits and should stop making videos, I think we can all move on.

Bruh

@Canyonaro Instead of talking around disruptive dipshits or using the report button because "ackshually Jersh put that there to catch flaggots so they can be shamed", the forum prefers to jerk them off and feed into the bullshit. Yeah guys, if there's anything stupid asshole trolls hate, it's whipping up a storm of angy comments and tin foil.

Why is this so difficult for people? Even after being explicitly told what my M.O. is and how to prevent a derail, you still replied to my bullshit, and with some catty clapback that makes me more engorged engaged with replying back to you, further escalating the derail.

People are going to be retarded on the Online. By replying, you're feeding into it.
Just hit the ignore button, go call them a faggot on their profile, report them to the mods (they're really not going to bully you for using that button or making a thread on TTS) or hell, just disregard stupid people.

Fucking retards. That's 2 more derailing sock puppets, just on principle.
And don't break a sweat, Altistic. I'll see myself out. I've broken character, immersion is ruined, the bit is kil.

 

[DoomSayer]

We haven't even hit peak pink traingle

 

[King Of Paedos]

longer be a virgin with rage but I'm too much ladyboy for him

Oi piss minge is that you? What happened I thought you were a based black pilled incel hacker.
Can you say "me dad owns a diamond mine and I go to uni in a gold plated helicopter"

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

Claire, if you can still hear us... Please put your nun costume back on and rebuild your home for your missing children.

 

[Canyonaro]

Oi piss minge is that you? What happened I thought you were a based black pilled incel hacker.
Can you say "me dad owns a diamond mine and I go to uni in a gold plated helicopter"

No, it's not. She's off plotting on Wendy's Chili (RIP) and whoever else dares get in her way.
You got her nudes btw? I want to spam them at her on Fedi. Been flipping through her thread here but haven't come across them yet

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

You got her nudes btw? I want to spam them at her on Fedi.

Excuse me WHAT

 

[Oven_Juice]

Claire, if you can still hear us... Please put your nun costume back on and rebuild your home for your missing children.

The site has been down for like a week and you already want to go back bro?
Pathetic!

 

[Canyonaro]

Excuse me WHAT

Elaine "Piss Flaps" Miller.
She claims nudes of her are deep fakes, which tells me she doesn't want them spam replied to every post she makes on Fedi

 

[King Of Paedos]

No, it's not. She's off plotting on Wendy's Chili (RIP) and whoever else dares get in her way.
You got her nudes btw? I want to spam them at her on Fedi. Been flipping through her thread here but haven't come across them yet

Not on me here's one that pisses her off though

Best part about this gif is she's doxed Empressa and harasses his sister everytime she sees it.

 

[Local Fed]

Spoiler

*Free Bird solo*