DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

600 retards on phil's stream
800 on an1337's
750 on doody's
Fuck knows how many on other restreamers.
Hmm....
He can't see a problem with that.
...but he will see the interview as a positive interaction, because he whored himself out for the tips goal of one stream.
At least 3-5 dents were negative in his chat before the stream
Wings restreamed and damn near hit 1000 views until he stopped talking about it and started talking about other shit. (btw not much on Wings Stream. He made an off hand comment about Phil scheduling himself to be sick three days before he went on PKA)
 
Was laughing when dsp was asking "how would anyone even fake something like the bank leaks, or discord pictures?" I for one cant wait for part 2 of the podcast when dsp comes out with his total true and real proof the WWE Champions profile isnt his. gonna come out with something like
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Nuggets of truth from the podcast, DSP had to explain his outgoings line by line to the judges and attorneys during his bankruptcy. This is where he fully committed to saying his microtransactions were part of his normal business expenses [as heard on the bankruptcy hearing cal, microtransactions were explicitly brought up]. This emboldened DSP as once he has lied at this level, keeping the lie going via his online persona is less of a big deal. He'll never come clean on the true extent of his mobile game spending as if he did, it's admittance to bankruptcy fraud. Which could be life destroying.
 
Holy fuck what a disaster. I loved it.

Craig & Crigler = C&C Music Factory = Gonna Make Pig Sweat

Nuggets of truth from the podcast, DSP had to explain his outgoings line by line to the judges and attorneys during his bankruptcy. This is where he fully committed to saying his microtransactions were part of his normal business expenses [as heard on the bankruptcy hearing cal, microtransactions were explicitly brought up]. This emboldened DSP as once he has lied at this level, keeping the lie going via his online persona is less of a big deal. He'll never come clean on the true extent of his mobile game spending as if he did, it's admittance to bankruptcy fraud. Which could be life destroying.
Interesting that he didn't explain when he had the time to do this.
 
Nuggets of truth from the podcast, DSP had to explain his outgoings line by line to the judges and attorneys during his bankruptcy. This is where he fully committed to saying his microtransactions were part of his normal business expenses [as heard on the bankruptcy hearing cal, microtransactions were explicitly brought up]. This emboldened DSP as once he has lied at this level, keeping the lie going via his online persona is less of a big deal. He'll never come clean on the true extent of his mobile game spending as if he did, it's admittance to bankruptcy fraud. Which could be life destroying.
Would be funny if someone audits his tax filings and then realizes "Wait a minute. This guy streams and decalred microtransactions as business expenses. But he never streamed said game. What is this?" And he can't simply block the IRS. Or would he try his pignosis on the goverment? It worked on the bankruptcy but most likely because it was a pandemic limited hearing. Oh well I give him 8 years and we get bankruptcy 2 gouty boogaloo
 
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You just know this right-brained, soyboy, fuck head has ordered some stupid, unhealthy, shit from Doordash and booted up that app so he can feel better. He has the impulse control of a fat teenaged girl.
Oh he is eating, drinking, gambling, and spending his feelings tonight.
 
Would be funny if someone audits his tax filings and then realizes "Wait a minute. This guy streams and decalred microtransactions as business expenses. But he never streamed said game. What is this?" And he can't simply block the IRS. Or would he try his pignosis on the goverment? It worked on the bankruptcy but most likely because it was a pandemic limited hearing. Oh well I give him 8 years and we get bankruptcy 2 gouty boogaloo
He also stated about the people he was explaining it to not understanding online content creation or streaming. Easy pickings for bringing microtransactions into the explanation.
 
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If you're going to watch one part of interview, let it be Craig asking Phil for a screenshot of his WWE champions account.

Phil realising that if he were telling the truth this would be the easiest thing in the world so he's forced to pretend he's going to think it over, couldn't possibly do it today because he must confer with his wife, doesn't want to do it because he's been betrayed so many times before Et tu, Stuttering Craig?

A true masterclass of a man being caught bang to rights with no way out.
 
This is going so much better than I could possibly have hoped for, it's fucking brutal how badly he's sweating right now. He forgot that the general populace isn't a dent like his audience

Ok holy shit I don't think I can read like 60 pages of this shit, but this is such an important takeaway. EVERYTHING that Phil says takes place in a hyper-insulated void where he cannot be challenged on anything that he says. He has spent so long hidden away without any actual human interaction that he's allowed himself to be deluded into thinking that he could just say the normal shit he always does to people outside of his hugbox and that it will fly. He's very fond of saying how anytime he talks to 'normal' people they agree with him and say detractors are all sick fucks, but this is how he actually comes across to those supposedly normal people when witness to his behavior. Sounds like I missed a banger tho!
 
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