DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

He doesn't respect the people watching him and giving him money, that's why he snorts and burps all the time.
It amazes me that he thought he could grap a few new people to watch him, mostly normies and they would stick around watching a retard snorting and burping on stream while sucking at all games.
He is so dellusional.
I wouldn't even say that. He knows he is entertaining mentally retarded people, people who have the mental capacity of 12 year olds who think burps, farts and snorts are funny.
 
Nice interview, but off the top of my head I personally wanted the first Discord leaks being addressed; DSP being pushed in the bank leaks a bit more (so it wasn't his account, yet they stole "3000$, 3000$, 3000$" and also impersonated him), needs more hashing out; the 5K on business expenses, itemizing and showing live how it doesn't even come close to that number
To their credit, they didn't get around to his bullshit identity theft story anyway, so the stealing money stuff didn't even have a chance to come up.
As far as the 5k goes, he was trying insanely hard to deflect and muddy the waters on it, if they got down and dirty with it they would've been locked into it for hours and gotten absolutely nowhere. It's pretty obvious there's something there with how hard he was stonewalling it, so they probably thought that getting into Champions later would make putting two and two together easy.
 
Stolen from reddit, apparently our friend trying to talk the podcast people out of interviewing DSP. This guy is truly pathetic. Apologies if this is late.


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The thing that blew me away most in this interview was the tax/business expenses segment.

This dumbass admitted on stream that he thinks his mortgage is a business expense (Probably because muh ahffice is in the house), that he doesn't know how much he is actually spending or how much he is making, and that he doesn't care because it's his tax guys job. Even if I had a guy doing my fucking taxes I would be tracking what I am spending and how much I am making. He constantly deflected on his tax guy and would follow it up immediately with praise for him because HE KNEW he was talking like his tax guy is a lazy retard who doesn't know shit. Going back to his Project 7 lore about losing money on it due to props that never got used, Phil has no fucking clue about how to spend money appropriately for LITERALLY ANY VENTURE. He just sees shit and buys it, a literal child's mentality.

This guy allegedly has a business degree, holy shit. I actually want to see him open up his restaurant because he would run it into the ground right away.
 
The thing that blew me away most in this interview was the tax/business expenses segment.
And what mystical medical and legal expenses has been going on for years to run the monthly expense $5K/month? I'm guessing that was the best lie Fuckface could come up with "on the fly" and hopefully start a pitty segment.
 
It was interesting seeing Phil have a conversation with humans instead of talking on his soapbox all day.

I never put much thought into the "Phil is a retard" theories until now though. I always brushed it off as him just being a weird or eccentric sperg but seeing him interact with Adam and Craig seriously made him come across as low IQ.

He was socially awkward, his mannerisms and body language came across as creepy and weird compared to them and the way he was seemingly completely unaware he was being cooked alive by these guys made it seem like normies bullying a certified sped.

On his own stream afterwards he said he enjoyed it and would go on the show again. I mean he'd have to be an actual retard to think that went well, right?
 
It was interesting seeing Phil have a conversation with humans instead of talking on his soapbox all day.

I never put much thought into the "Phil is a retard" theories until now though. I always brushed it off as him just being a weird or eccentric sperg but seeing him interact with Adam and Craig seriously made him come across as low IQ.

He was socially awkward, his mannerisms and body language came across as creepy and weird compared to them and the way he was seemingly completely unaware he was being cooked alive by these guys made it seem like normies bullying a certified sped.

On his own stream afterwards he said he enjoyed it and would go on the show again. I mean he'd have to be an actual retard to think that went well, right?
Being locked up in his house for damn near a decade with no one to talk to but his wife (stunning conversationlist that she is) his cat (probably speaks better than Khat) and the dents on his chat has REALLY done a number on Phil. Compare how he spoke here to how he spoke around John or Howard, or even the old FGC shit
 
The thing that blew me away most in this interview was the tax/business expenses segment.

This dumbass admitted on stream that he thinks his mortgage is a business expense (Probably because muh ahffice is in the house), that he doesn't know how much he is actually spending or how much he is making, and that he doesn't care because it's his tax guys job. Even if I had a guy doing my fucking taxes I would be tracking what I am spending and how much I am making. He constantly deflected on his tax guy and would follow it up immediately with praise for him because HE KNEW he was talking like his tax guy is a lazy retard who doesn't know shit. Going back to his Project 7 lore about losing money on it due to props that never got used, Phil has no fucking clue about how to spend money appropriately for LITERALLY ANY VENTURE. He just sees shit and buys it, a literal child's mentality.

This guy allegedly has a business degree, holy shit. I actually want to see him open up his restaurant because he would run it into the ground right away.
The thing is, when you have a home office / work from home; mortgage/rent/property tax is a write off, but it's not a 100%, it's supposed to be a fraction/percentage equivalent to your home office space when compared to the rest of the house. Same goes for phone, internet, etc; not a 100%, but a certain amount because you're using personal stuff for work. Where they possibly could've nailed Phil, I say possibly because I don't remember the specifics and not gonna bother to look; is if all his toys that are business related belong to him or his company DSP Enterprises (or whatever it was). This is all related to what type of business you run, how it legally exists, and how you exist in relation to it, co-mingling funds, and so much more. I don't know Washington law, main reason I'm not looking anything up, it'd be a lot of work (and I'm lazy). But I'm willing to bet if the appropriate authorities did look it up, they could've done real damage to him. Phil's just lucky everyone involved in his case treated it so haphazardly.
 
Just want to leave this here. Craig is probably having a nice drink considering his subcount took a huge jump. I hope his follow up content keeps this up

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After all not everyone who tries to go their own way after making DSP content is succesful.
I feel like I need to watch a few more of his episodes just to help his view count for his normal shit after the gold he gave today. He deserves it.
 
What he couldn't say was that he didn't even qualify for the bankruptcy in the first place without those $5k/mo business expenses. He made too much money. His lawyer clued him in to that early and she wouldn't get paid either without finding a way to make him come in under the income limit. They were both complicit in that part of the fraud.
 
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