Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
"what other thing is there for me to, like, do and achieve in life? I don't know. I don't really fucking care."
A bit of PL but I am someone that has a couple of things in common with Rackets in that I am a dad and wanna do internet stuff. I just can't fathom this mindset of "what else is there?". Like sure it's nice that you enjoy your wife so much, good for you champ. But a man that only wants to fuck his wife is a man that shouldn't get to fuck his wife. Where is the fucking drive to leave a legacy? To do something that matters, if not for you, then for your kids and the woman you love. You KNOW that you will probably live a shorter life than them so al least try to work towards something that they can be proud of, something that they can show and remember when it's time to talk about their dead dad or hubby. Fuck, set an example for your kids as to how ambition CAN be a good thing when focused on something productive. After that, you can fuck your wife all you want because a driven man, a fulfilled man, (hell a fulfilled spouse in general) will be much more attractive to your SO. When you struggle and reach a GOAL, your partner enjoys it too and you will fuck her real nice to celebrate.

Fuck Nick, how are you so good at getting me MATI with the shit of a man you are.
 
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I was bored so I went through the comments of his Kick Pay Me. Law of self defense is a Rekeita simp donating the most money. From what I saw most of the lawyers donated in the 100 dollar range. Eric Hunley donated but didn't leave a comment so I didn't clip it. Legal Vices donated under Anonomous (clipped below). I found one familiar locals name in the list. And clipped a few of the entertaining comments.

Somebody Doxx Chris. Not Chris the cheap jew. The other Chris. Chris Nicholson who is probably here reading this thread.
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"Frivolously suing a Christian family man. Par for the course in clown world."
Really, now?
 
From the man bragging about getting two Rolexs and he doesn't even donate enough for Nick to get one.

I wonder to what extent Branca has grown his channel due to his appearances on Nick's show? Has to be worth significantly more than $600. And wasn't the previous highest donation $500? He's pretending to flex by ensuring that he gives the biggest donation, while secretly recognizing that Rekieta is a tit who doesn't actually need the money. But these law tubers all know the plebs won't cough up if they don't see those people who've made money with Nick putting their own hands in their pocket, so there's an obligation here. Failure to donate would render the grift too transparent. The game would be up.
 
So Nick addressed his haters and Kiwi last night - here you go...

Disclaimer: Guys, I AM trying to up my clip game. This is at 1.25x speed and converted to MP4 but I can probably figure out how to make it even smaller. Also, apparently, Mac needs some kind of plug-in for the audio to work better...

Apologies in advance - life's been busy. I just wanted to get this up while it's relevant.



Kiwi's def living rent-free with Nick and his Locals. In addition to these remarks, he discusses the right-hand "swinger" ring, his eldest learning to drive so he can stream more trials, and the GSG shade. (That's all very recent-Kiwi.)

My take:
  1. I'm not very objective on this bc he's referring to me pretty directly at one point. He either forgets that I was ALWAYS a pretty big critic and/or doesn't realize that hate-watching can be fun. (Also, Nick is still v entertaining half the time.)
  2. He's pretty sober here and his comments about people "romanticizing" Old Nick are... interesting? But he clearly refuses to see how he's let his fandom go off the rails and his attachment to that crowd has been genuinely corruptive to his content and attitude.
PS His youngest kid (5 yo), interrupts him 2x during this vid for probably a total of 4-5 min. She's not shown on-screen but their convo is picked up. I haven't bothered to decipher it bc I don't care... but it's always odd to me how he streams for 5-6 hours with 5 kids right there. Just build the damn studio, Nick. You've been talking about it for 2 fucking years and have 8 acres!
 
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Why is Pete Townshend of The Who wearing a bishop's mitre?
 
So Nick addressed his haters and Kiwi last night - here you go...

Disclaimer: Guys, I AM trying to up my clip game. This is at 1.25x speed and converted to MP4 but I can probably figure out how to make it even smaller. Also, apparently, Mac needs some kind of plug-in for the audio to work better...

Apologies in advance - life's been busy. I just wanted to get this up while it's relevant.

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Kiwi's def living rent-free with Nick and his Locals. In addition to these remarks, he discusses the right-hand "swinger" ring, his eldest learning to drive so he can stream more trials, and the GSG shade. (That's all very recent-Kiwi.)

My take:
  1. I'm not very objective on this bc he's referring to me pretty directly at one point. He either forgets that I was ALWAYS a pretty big critic and/or doesn't realize that hate-watching can be fun. (Also, Nick is still v entertaining half the time.)
  2. He's pretty sober here and his comments about people "romanticizing" Old Nick are... interesting? But he clearly refuses to see how he's let his fandom go off the rails and his attachment to that crowd has been genuinely corruptive to his content and attitude.
PS His youngest kid (5 yo), interrupts him 2x during this vid for probably a total of 4-5 min. She's not shown on-screen but their convo is picked up. I haven't bothered to decipher it bc I don't care... but it's always odd to me how he streams for 5-6 hours with 5 kids right there. Just build the damn studio, Nick. You've been talking about it for 2 fucking years and have 8 acres!

Rekieta really only has one topic he enjoys talking about. Himself.
 
So Nick addressed his haters and Kiwi last night - here you go...

Disclaimer: Guys, I AM trying to up my clip game. This is at 1.25x speed and converted to MP4 but I can probably figure out how to make it even smaller. Also, apparently, Mac needs some kind of plug-in for the audio to work better...

Apologies in advance - life's been busy. I just wanted to get this up while it's relevant.

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Kiwi's def living rent-free with Nick and his Locals. In addition to these remarks, he discusses the right-hand "swinger" ring, his eldest learning to drive so he can stream more trials, and the GSG shade. (That's all very recent-Kiwi.)

My take:
  1. I'm not very objective on this bc he's referring to me pretty directly at one point. He either forgets that I was ALWAYS a pretty big critic and/or doesn't realize that hate-watching can be fun. (Also, Nick is still v entertaining half the time.)
  2. He's pretty sober here and his comments about people "romanticizing" Old Nick are... interesting? But he clearly refuses to see how he's let his fandom go off the rails and his attachment to that crowd has been genuinely corruptive to his content and attitude.
PS His youngest kid (5 yo), interrupts him 2x during this vid for probably a total of 4-5 min. She's not shown on-screen but their convo is picked up. I haven't bothered to decipher it bc I don't care... but it's always odd to me how he streams for 5-6 hours with 5 kids right there. Just build the damn studio, Nick. You've been talking about it for 2 fucking years and have 8 acres!
He's looking more and more like W. C. Fields every day.
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Can someone do the math about unexpected tax bills and how much they might be when filing 2022 taxes on 1.3 million in income?

No reason at all, just like math
300,000 or so federal. 110,000 or so if the person happened by chance to live in minnesota. That is by the most simple calculation. That assumes that the 1.3m is taken entirely as personal income.
 
So Nick addressed his haters and Kiwi last night - here you go...

Disclaimer: Guys, I AM trying to up my clip game. This is at 1.25x speed and converted to MP4 but I can probably figure out how to make it even smaller. Also, apparently, Mac needs some kind of plug-in for the audio to work better...

Apologies in advance - life's been busy. I just wanted to get this up while it's relevant.

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Kiwi's def living rent-free with Nick and his Locals. In addition to these remarks, he discusses the right-hand "swinger" ring, his eldest learning to drive so he can stream more trials, and the GSG shade. (That's all very recent-Kiwi.)

My take:
  1. I'm not very objective on this bc he's referring to me pretty directly at one point. He either forgets that I was ALWAYS a pretty big critic and/or doesn't realize that hate-watching can be fun. (Also, Nick is still v entertaining half the time.)
  2. He's pretty sober here and his comments about people "romanticizing" Old Nick are... interesting? But he clearly refuses to see how he's let his fandom go off the rails and his attachment to that crowd has been genuinely corruptive to his content and attitude.
PS His youngest kid (5 yo), interrupts him 2x during this vid for probably a total of 4-5 min. She's not shown on-screen but their convo is picked up. I haven't bothered to decipher it bc I don't care... but it's always odd to me how he streams for 5-6 hours with 5 kids right there. Just build the damn studio, Nick. You've been talking about it for 2 fucking years and have 8 acres!
To think I was a fan of this guy for a decently long time, what a complete travesty. Once passion is lost, the content just sucks. Most will choose to go away, but many choose to force themselves and become lolcows.
 
Continuing highlights from last archive...

Art cures depression:
Mandy_K​
@CAMELOT331 How do I cure my depression before I do something hurtful?

Arttheclown​
Mushrooms. 1 night of mushrooms on a minimum dose of 4 grams. So I hear... Lol

Johan_Naxos​
4 grams? Dude. I'd be so scared of that shit.

Arttheclown​
I did 7. Pretty much rewired me. Amazing horror/comedy/tragedy/fantasy experience
Johan_Naxos​
That's just nuts. I'd be so frightened of what I might find or do to myself or someone else

Arttheclown​
That was part of the fun for me. Just went into thinking "here come the free head movies"


Elissa has her number:
basedfromMars​
Does elissa still come here? She made me rage tbh

Sally78​
Why would you go where u are hated.
hydropx​
shes your typical female who never had someone tell her no, nows shes a bit bigger and older and shit changed
Carimachet​
Yes she started barking at chat yesterday or the day before I yelled at her numerous times about her diarrhea obsession
Arttheclown​
Yes....and always starting with "You are on thin ice you husk of a human" copypasta

basedfromMars​
Like what kind of cunt pays for a chat for a person you supposedly support where people feel comfortable speaking their mind & make videos “exposing” said chat and the content creator
basedfromMars​
Like fuck off bitch god damn

Arttheclown​
Because people who can't get positive attention will go for negative attention as the second best.
Carimachet​
Rackets doesn’t understand why we don’t like Elissa and says she is nice
hydropx​
Elissa is great
basedfromMars​
I think he got fed up and talked shit to her a couple weeks ago, kept telling her to post tits to trigger her or something
Carimachet​
Rackets is a super creep sometimes
Arttheclown​
🎵"He's a super creep, super creep, he's super creepy yeeeaw🎵

Carimachet​
How many centuries of shit posting does one person need to do ? So boring adolescence
hydropx​
its not normal to have animosity towards people you dont know
basedfromMars​
I dunno, I think hes in kind of weird spot and has to strategically navigate when shit starts to implode like that


Nick tells people to skip family gatherings to meet him:

Bread_Pitt​
@RekietaLaw Dear Abby, I know a dude whos doing a sorta once in a lifetime appearance in philly. It just so happens to coincide with my parents 40th anniversary...despite the fact that they are the sole reason im alive..id rather go to philly...what should i do?

RekietaLaw​
Visit them a week early


Nick does not keep up on the news:

Kritikal​
Every uniparty politician panicking about J6 video footage. Nick: WhY wOuLd We TaLk AbOuT J6?

RekietaLaw​
you think I watched anything in the past 3 weeks?



Nick tries to convert Mandy to the Command Club
Mandy_K​
Nick I have too many thong panties. What do I do?

RekietaLaw​
Stop wearing underwear
Mandy_K​
gross
RekietaLaw​
It's great. Also, sell old underwear online for $$$
Mandy_K​
gross again

RekietaLaw​
Look, you can be gross and make money, or you can not be gross.
Sally78​
Start OF then sell it

RekietaLaw​
I would sell my panties so fucking hard

Freedom1982​
Just make sure they aren't washed there's a real notch for that on the internet lol
Oran_Gutantits​
Can I preorder @RekietaLaw panties?

-geg-​
Are you kidding you could sell your dung in a diaper to some of these folks.

Sally78​
I still of but only open two pair.. Only for short dresses in public


Nick's vacations have ALWAYS been public!

Brim​
well, you do vacation alot

RekietaLaw​
Yeah, publicly!


Nick simps for Mandy:
Sally78​
Oh you missed shower pic of Mandy...
RekietaLaw​
Fuuuuuuuck

Arttheclown​
I did too. How was the quality? Lol

Sally78​
Pretty good... Very hot

Sally78​
Front shot hands covering nether regions

Mandy_K​
i'll have you know my asshole is extremely clean and flossed

RekietaLaw​
Gonna repost shower pic or nah?

MykLikesTacos​
pics or all is lies
Mandy_K​
was it this one?

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RekietaLaw​
Maybe, I missed it, so could be. @Sally78 may know

RekietaLaw​
Also, as a side note, Mandy you have a ridiculous body. No homo.

Mandy_K​
maybe makes up for my lack of personality

RekietaLaw​
Rofl, but I think your personality is top kek

Mandy_K​
i have hardcore bipoalr issues though, i scare people irl fromt alking to me lol

RekietaLaw​
We'll find out if you make it to matsuri. You can talk to lady rackets, she'll screen you as my security


Nick does not like Bruce Schroeder

RekietaLaw​
Schroeder us, at his core, a retard



Trying to infect Crowder's LOCALS with chat degeneracy:

Southanarchist​
In a completely unrelated matter I’m going to need you to explain how to optimize the user experience on locals to crowder for me big guy. I luv u and I respek you

RekietaLaw​
To answer your question, I don't understand what you mean about optimizing g the locals experience for crowder

Southanarchist​
Live chats 24/7 is the big one. I think if he knew about that feature he would have one up right now. It’s not like he doesn’t have employees who can monitor it for rules violations.

OH REALLY? Rules????

RekietaLaw​
I'll see if i can talk to them about it.

Southanarchist​
It’s just such an extra value add, at least to me and it seems to require very little particularly for someone who already has tech savvy employees

What Nick does most of the day:

RekietaLaw​
Pondering tits is 85% of my day
 

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So Nick addressed his haters and Kiwi last night - here you go...

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If this were his only stance, it would be fine. The problem is he 1) keeps changing stances 2) He's leaving out the times where he called his former fans prudes for not wanting to hear him drone on about his boring sex life and 3) He was fine to change what he was doing. He just didn't want to do the old thing and didn't want to go back to it. Now he's trying to claim here the show hasn't changed at all...

"The show has basically been what the show has always been" vs:
"The interesting thing about this profession is that you don't have to stop but you can rebrand. Az(?) did it. Quartering's done it. Other people have done it. There's some pain and adjustment, but the thing with YT and whatever, it's all... 8 billion people... you don't need a ton of them, you don't need a ton of people to 'make a good go' of something,..."

 
300,000 or so federal. 110,000 or so if the person happened by chance to live in minnesota. That is by the most simple calculation. That assumes that the 1.3m is taken entirely as personal income.
My calaculations come in at 445K federal.
 
I’d be interested to know if that Mandy pic is also 10+ years out of date. He desperately wants to sleep with her that’s why he wants her to talk to our wife first so she will know if she wants to swing with them it’s pretty transparent. From that locals clip in Cynthia’s post this nigga really up at who knows what time in the morning eating ramen and drinking Gatorade lol lmao even. Most college kids have already outgrown that. I guess he can’t be cooking himself steaks and other fancy shit on stream too much now that he has his e begging up. We see you faggot.
 
So Nick addressed his haters and Kiwi last night - here you go...

Disclaimer: Guys, I AM trying to up my clip game. This is at 1.25x speed and converted to MP4 but I can probably figure out how to make it even smaller. Also, apparently, Mac needs some kind of plug-in for the audio to work better...

Apologies in advance - life's been busy. I just wanted to get this up while it's relevant.

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Kiwi's def living rent-free with Nick and his Locals. In addition to these remarks, he discusses the right-hand "swinger" ring, his eldest learning to drive so he can stream more trials, and the GSG shade. (That's all very recent-Kiwi.)

My take:
  1. I'm not very objective on this bc he's referring to me pretty directly at one point. He either forgets that I was ALWAYS a pretty big critic and/or doesn't realize that hate-watching can be fun. (Also, Nick is still v entertaining half the time.)
  2. He's pretty sober here and his comments about people "romanticizing" Old Nick are... interesting? But he clearly refuses to see how he's let his fandom go off the rails and his attachment to that crowd has been genuinely corruptive to his content and attitude.
PS His youngest kid (5 yo), interrupts him 2x during this vid for probably a total of 4-5 min. She's not shown on-screen but their convo is picked up. I haven't bothered to decipher it bc I don't care... but it's always odd to me how he streams for 5-6 hours with 5 kids right there. Just build the damn studio, Nick. You've been talking about it for 2 fucking years and have 8 acres!
People have been telling Nick who the Old Nick was for months now, but his rejection of the idea of hypocrisy on his part makes it difficult for him to truly understand it. Nick's confusion comes amidst saying that he wants to change the show to be more about "relationships" because he hates doing law coverage (even into January of this year), claiming his show hasn't changed, admitting it has changed, denying it again, and now realizing that his show has to change (possibly at the behest of Rumble who wanted the content that made him popular) and now saying his show was always about "covering political/legal topics".

If the concept of Old Nick isn't about the show's content, then it's about his character. These are the people who want to hear about the law/politics/topics of the day but didn't want to support a degenerate hypocritical Christian hedonist and help pay for his swinger-oriented vacations with their clicks and superchats. Some have voiced that it would be fine if Nick did those things but didn't talk about it, but this other group clearly have a problem supporting a closeted hypocrite/degenerate/whatever who claimed to be a heretical/hedonist Christian.

Nick doesn't have to be perfect, he just has to not be a raging hypocrite and pick a lane.
 
So Nick addressed his haters and Kiwi last night - here you go...

Disclaimer: Guys, I AM trying to up my clip game. This is at 1.25x speed and converted to MP4 but I can probably figure out how to make it even smaller. Also, apparently, Mac needs some kind of plug-in for the audio to work better...

Apologies in advance - life's been busy. I just wanted to get this up while it's relevant.

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Nick is being honest here. And by that I mean I am getting the feeling that he believes everything he is saying about "Old Nick". That isn't a compliment though, that's a huge problem for him. If someone is lying to the audience or themselves it means they can have a come to Jesus moment and stop. If they are incapable of understanding reality, they are likely lost forever. Based on my previous comparison of 2 v 9 months ago his viewership has dropped by half, and that's if we assume Rumble doesn't inflate their numbers and there's no YT/Rumble crossover. His interaction has been quartered. He has to realize this, and he has to see these numbers. The only thing I can think of is that he's getting so much parasocial interaction from the 12 or so people on Locals that he is inflating his numbers in his own head without rationally thinking through it.

Sure, people get tired of certain types of content and will tune in and out. But you should always be picking up new viewers to at least compensate for it. Look at Emily D. Baker's growth for instance. If your viewership HALVES in less than a year there's no way you can't ask yourself what you're doing differently to cause it. Yet Nick seems to live fully within his own delusion, and that really shows the likelihood of him ever "pulling up" is zero.
 
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