DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Apologies if this belongs in the other thread. Great comment on An1337's stream earlier. I've seen a bunch of people describe listening to Phil as draining, and I can't think of a better way to put it. What we saw today, he is like this ALL THE FUCKING TIME, even when he is off stream. This is what Howie, Rambo, the Panda, cuck mods/paypigs, Khet, and any other person who gets sucked into the vortex has to deal with. Obviously not a giant revelation, but it still blows my mind just how toxic this dude can be. Constant whining, talking in circles, negativity, toxicity, jealousy. Just a giant black hole that drains all pahsitivity. And he wants to be a friend-style acquaintance to Craig now, and be a regular on his show? I bet they were exhausted after the stream ended, and so relieved to be rid of Phil. Fred Fuchs used to say all the time back in the SOK days that you cannot do business with the pig and come out clean on the other end. Probably would be best if they milk him for one more big stream and tell him to fuck off, because the pig is a master at dragging people down to his level.
 
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So I was fucking wrong about this interview.
Both about how it went and how many people showed up.
Big L to the pretend kiwi dog. I agree with my critics but I'm just a fallible dog, and it was just one post out of many many posts....and other have made faaar bigger mistakes than me thusly I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct.
 
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Every time I think Phil is officially out of content something like this happens. Props to Craig for putting something genuinely entertaining out instead of circlejerking to his old Screwattack shit for the 47th time.
 
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Phail said that he still wants to be a guest on their show in the future. I'm personally all for it, it's obvious that Craig and Adam fucking hate him and that Phil would end up being like what Bobo was on O&A - the resident retard who is just gonna get used as a punching bag through the whole show. And just like Bobo he'll be too fucking stupid to realize that everyone's laughing at him, not with him.
 
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DarkScrubPhil said:
I'll admit that I had insanely low expectations for this interview. I was expecting Quartering 2.0.

I'm glad I was wrong, and it pleases my to see the pigroach be held accountable for his many lies.
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This, big time. Fully expected these guys to ask DSP something and then he deflects or lies and they don't press him but they really seem to put his ass to the fire. Gonna enjoy watching this back later.
 
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Shuma-Gorath said:
To me, the second Adam went off and asked "what does meaningful mean?" is when I knew this was going to be good. I thought that was just my autism but holy shit, they didn't let him go and Phil couldn't say anything
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Fucking real story right, I didn't work until late tonight. So when I woke up way ahead of my alarm, I was like shit, well I'll check out this fucking snooze fest and fall back asleep.

Long story short, I did not go back to bed. I was fucking riveted. And it was about that fucking point I was like "oh shit, guess I have to watch this now."
 
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I also want to collect my Ls in the main thread. I had insanely low expectations for the interview: At best I expected it to be a less boring pre-stream. Absolutely not what happened.

Previously I thought Craig's feigned ignorance about Dave was a ruse in order to do a softball interview, but it was probably a ruse to lure Dave into a false sense of security.

In any case, they assblasted DSP as much as possible without insulting him outright and my mind is blown that DSP is considering showing up for a part 2. He's truly autistic if he thinks this went well for him.
 
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I thought it was better than expected, but they still let the motherfucker off the hook with way too much shit. "Explain five thousand bucks in business expenses." Okay, first let me tell you a story for a half hour about how these detractors ruin everything for me with their insane lies. "Yeah, sure, but that doesn't answer the question about the bills." Okay, let me tell you another story for another half an hour about how much I've learned and changed over these 17 years. "In seventeen years, you don't have any idea what your business expenses are?" Hang on, let me get this piece of paper with everything written on it... (ahem) I pay for Hulu...

I almost threw a brick through my fucking monitor by then. Jesus fucking Christ.


Then that faggot gets on his post-show decompression and says, "You just gotta let them talk." No, you incredible sack of shit, you just let 'em talk when you plan to edit five hours of footage down to one hour of show, like your pal Barbara Walters does. When you have the audience on hand for the entire slog through all his bullshit, you have them get to the fucking point.
 
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Old Tonto said:
Then that faggot gets on his post-show decompression and says, "You just gotta let them talk." No, you incredible sack of shit, you just let 'em talk when you plan to edit five hours of footage down to one hour of show, like your pal Barbara Walters does. When you have the audience on hand for the entire slog through all his bullshit, you have them get to the fucking point.
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It was 5 hours of solid entertainment, letting Phil grab the rope out of their hands and run with it to the closest tree was the best part.
 
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honestly think it went as well as it could've gone for us, all things considered.

we got keemstar on. we got people straight up telling phil to get a job and see a therapist, we got them telling phil nothing he said makes sense and he's coming off as a liar.

did they press super hard about WWE or constantly cut him off to try and railroad him? no, but phil isn't in a locked room with him. phil expected to go on and be one of the boys, and he got roasted for 5 hours, if they had pressed as hard as someone like me would have, then it would have been 5 minutes, not 5 hours.

honestly don't see how this reasonably could've gone any better for us.
 
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I expected $500+ in pity tips after that interrogation, surprised he didn't even crack $300.
 
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