DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

One of my favorite aspects of the interview is during the WWE and bank statements sections when all Phil could say was “I hear ya, if I was in your position I’d say it seems like he’s lying”

He kinda just gave up on trying to even defend himself in any sort of coherent way and was like “yeah I look like a liar, but trust me I’m not”
 
Snorts thumbnail for his Sidescrollers recap vid has me in tears

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Honestly the only thing that would've made this better is if it was done on the 15th, the Ides of March, the day that Phail's fellow Italiano man Gaius Julius Caesar was assassinated.

I'll give some props to Phail for not running away like a bitch, then again this interview convinced me that he has to have some sort of humiliation fetish.
He tried to approach this like one of his Soulslike playthroughs - just facetank and bang his head against the wall until the boss gives way. Unfortunately for him, Adamstein and Craugh didn't fall for the pignosis at all. He even changed his "build" unlike when he plays Soulslikes and tried different tactics - thinking he's Saul Goodman and going full semantics lawyer, pretending he doesn't know what they're asking him, weird conspiracy theories, non-sequitors/mini-prestreams to try and wear down Adam and Craig and make them forget what the topic even was, he even tried turning on the waterworks a few times as a last-ditch effort. NONE of them worked. The cope on the decompression stream is something else too, he thinks he looked good out there :story:

I wonder if his inflated view of his own intelligence got shattered, it proved that what he thinks are his LAHGICAL and INTELLEEJENT arguments, debate tactics and deboonks only work on people who have an IQ lower than him (so 85 or lower). Adam and Craig come off as two average dudes and they didn't take the buy-in. Into anything.
 
Adam and Craig come off as two average dudes and they didn't take the buy-in. Into anything.
i think thats why this interview was so good. Adam, a "normie" who didn't know anything about DSP was able to talk to him for a few minutes and realize he was completely full of shit. if thats the case then hopefully it was the same for their audience watching this. Phil decided to skip games tonight and just do his level 1 podcast and as of 8:30 he was sitting at like $30 and down 3 members. wonder if some fans left over the interview or if the memberships just conveniently expired.
 
This nigger really denied playing WWEC for years, to ultimately admit just one time that he USED TO play it years ago. Then showed up on this podcast to flat out admit that he actively plays it, with a smile on his face, as if thats been his stance all along. The absolute audacity.
It's astonishing that Phil decided to so poorly lie now saying he only spends $10-15/week.

Denial to insane levels is common with gambling addicts, though. His addiction must be really, really bad for him to keep doing this, I'm thinking even worse than we've estimated. It's all so pointless too, he has to realize at this point his retarded paypigs don't care.
 
It's astonishing that Phil decided to so poorly lie now saying he only spends $10-15/week.

Denial to insane levels is common with gambling addicts, though. His addiction must be really, really bad for him to keep doing this, I'm thinking even worse than we've estimated. It's all so pointless too, he has to realize at this point his retarded paypigs don't care.
$10 from 2017 is like $3000 lol
 
That was actually suggested to DSP a long time ago by the way, if I'm remembering correctly. Needless to say he refused to show the censored profile, so there's literally no defense.
I'm aware of people telling him he could easily show his account without compromising himself, but if someone has actually offered to verify it for him like Craig did, that's interesting.

I personally wanted the first Discord leaks being addressed; DSP being pushed in the bank leaks a bit more (so it wasn't his account, yet they stole "3000$, 3000$, 3000$" and also impersonated him), needs more hashing out; the 5K on business expenses, itemizing and showing live how it doesn't even come close to that number
Yeah, the impromptu retcon on the bank leaks was crazy, but they did press him enough to make him say it wasn't his account yet identity theft did happen, somehow money was stolen or spent fraudulently but he didn't talk to the police about it because years earlier they had told him they couldn't help him with something unrelated, but he did ask them if they could hypothetically help him if he was ever the victim of identity theft and they said no. Okay, man. He was in a frenzy trying to explain that one. It's like he came up with the most genius idea to tell them the account wasn't even his, and immediately regretted it.
On the business expenses, I think they also did reasonably well. They had to repeat the question because he wouldn't answer it, and then he still didn't. They could have kept going, but if I remember right, they acknowledged how the expenses simply don't add up and how he's not answering the question.
We were never going to get confessions, but the whole interview is the absolute opposite of what he wanted. He never had a single good answer to anything.
 
Underrated moments of this legendary day:

-Phil went back to his stream and discussed Keemstar being an "egomaniac" who makes everything about "me me me"
-On his decompression stream, Phil claimed the clip shown of his doxxing threat was "confusing" as it was not a threat and he had, in fact, not done anything wrong. This comes after admitting on the show it was wrong and he should not have done it.
-Phil's narrative of it being someone else's real bank account, meaning someone with his social security number and name who lives in the exact same area and also is addicted to mobile games and doordash was accidentally targeted by trolls, or worse, a troll manufactured all of this somehow
-He tells the story of his addiction to mobile games, then immediately segways into he's playing a new mobile game, Street Fighter one, and reveals he has already been spending money on it. When asked if he is addicted to mobile games, Phil professes he is not.
-Phil tells Keemstar he has "no self awareness". Phil then proceeds to confess he respects Keemstar "immensely"
-On the night stream, Phil revealed that Keemstar was clearly flustered and embarrassed by Phil, and humiliated by his inability to tell time

On a more subjective note, I really enjoyed that Phil's NPD wouldn't let him understand that clearly Craig and Adam not only didn't believe him, but also did not like him. Despite this, Phil invited himself on the post-show, and hopes to become a co-host on the show.

Finally, on Craig's decompression stream, he said he personally believes it is Phil's WWE Champions account. Craig also said: "Let's say you're talking to somebody, your uncle, and you smell alcohol on his breath. You ask did he drink, he says no. You say, you're holding a bottle of alcohol, and he says I didn't drink it. That's how I felt today."
 
Oh Phil this is what happens when theres so much evidence against you and your interviewer isnt a shill fat fuck like quaterpounder...... you shoulda backed out of this like you always did...

Oh you walked into this...
TheQuartering destroyed detractor expectations with his ballsucking interview.
It's like we all forgot just how uniquely gay that fat manchild is. "Where did the load go?" Right into your mouth, QuarterPounder.
 
i love how he was immediately back to chadsyde phil the minute he was back in his safe space. dude needs to assert his dominance and show em who is the alpha dent. he was literally shitting on keem the instant he started his cope stream saying keem was only on there to promote the boogie vs wings fight but completely neglected to mention that he brought it up, not keem.
There is one reason and only one reason why DSP hates Keem the way that he does, and it isn't because he covered the Jerk-off incident or because "he's hurt so many people with his kahntent".... it's money. Keem has multiple revenue streams and millions of dollars. We can post messages on here, in his stream chat, etc. calling DSP an e-beggar and grifter, and Phil won't lose one minute of sleep over it.

He's well-aware that he has to beg for allowance money from children and government payments from literal retards to fund his lifestyle, but when he hears it from someone like Keem - someone his age that started online at literally the same time he did, it absolutely guts him.

Keem is the embodiment of all of the money that he could have made if he wasn't such a fucking retard, and he can't stand to be around him or talk about him for that reason. Even the Side Scroller guys mentioned how the internet changed and DSP didn't change with it. "But I am changing, dood! I've started diversifying kahntent and I started a reACKt channel!"

Yeah, a decade late, you absolute knuckle-dragging mong. This guy was still using a camcorder to record his vids as late as 2013, ffs.
 
Phil went back to his stream and discussed Keemstar being an "egomaniac" who makes everything about "me me me"
I agree with him on this actually, Keem bragging about "having more detractors than Phil, Boogie and Wings combined" was pretty sad and pathetic. Imagine going to a DSP interview show to stroke your own ego.
 
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