DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

[The Blue Morpho]

Please, I need a rundown. I'm slavering reading these reactions, it must have been good. 5 hours is a long time and edits are at least a few days out, some kind soul give me a recap.

I've gathered so far that:
-He admitted to playing WWE Champions, playing a new gacha mobile game, spending money on both and being addicted to mobile game gambling in the past (but not now!)
-He refused to address the 5k business expenses thing despite being pressed on it repeatedly
-He hates keemstar because he saw keemstar detractor content and Craig called him out for being a hypocrite
-Blamed everything on detractors as usual. Keem pointed out that most big content creators deal with worse on the regular
-Copious amounts of sneak dissing from Craig

It sounds like he should have taken master persuader classes from Scott "Big Clot" Adams

 

[NotreallyPutin]

The interview is interesting because it is one of the few glimpses we have of Phil interacting with the outside world.

Dave is legit retarded. His interactions with people outside his short bus stream is typical. He has a massive problem using simple logic, because simple logic destroys his pignosis narratives.

Dave has come to the point where he not believes his lies, he's actually become them. He's not Phil Burnell anymore, he's the persona that he made up to protect his dent head tips stream.

 

[soulless guarantee]

Take a shot every time Phil crowbars in a reference to having been on youtube for 15 years.

 

[Coke Zero]

I like how Phil basically admitted he actually is racist too. He said something along the lines of these racial jokes constantly pop into his head but he's able to block himself from saying them most of the time but sometimes he slips up.

Just having the racist thoughts though is worse than making racial jokes in a lot of ways. You can make racist jokes and not actually be a racist but if you have to hold yourself back from saying racist stuff all the time, you probably are racist.

 

[myone]

5 hours is a long time and edits are at least a few days out, some kind soul give me a recap.

I think the most important new "lore" you missed in your list

- DSP now insists that the bank leaks aren't his. They are either fabricated or the bank account is from a different, innocent 3rd party. The identity theft saga happened just accidentally at the same time, and is not related to the bank leaks.

Pretty sure that's a new claim.

 

[Very Honest Content]

If this doesn't end up featured it is proof Null loves dickriding DSP.

Quoted since I came to this highlight by the feature link to this specific thread!

If only DSP stupidly believed this was somehow a good thing to do again this year, he can totally win lolcow of the year this way finally.

5 hours and not a single snort, belch or burp either.

He decompressed copecasted that they had easy heads up display on screen to mute with no problems, so he muted his mic while he did his disgusting snorts, belches and hack-ack-acks into the mic, but, he can't just turn away from playing vidya on his streams to do the same, so enjoy the gross sounds whalechair dents and get fucked as usual.

Big ups to those that are due them, Craig, Adam, and yes, even king of baconsweat himself, I'm moving him a half point up my personal scale of respect, he's now at 1/2 point out of 10, in the wake of this, the prevailing general wisdom said it was going to be another paypig softball rerun from quarter-ton Jeremy, and it ended up exactly not that, easy bar to clear but the fact it was made it a spicy event in the goutosphere. So next time, if there is one, maybe the mentally ill detractors can get their generous contributions of crowd funding read for once?

 

[clothes in my closet]

So the full video got put on patreon later during the day and not immediately afterwards. It was the full interview plus the post show, so I trimmed it near the end and to the start of the postshow. Enjoy! Also here is the full-link to the unlisted video on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akP4GhIH__Y&t=19144s
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lol, the second the show ended, Phil went to shitting on Keem and trying to suck Craig's dick about the email shit. Then he back pedaled on whether or not he'll work with Keem, said "its not a definite no, but my fans begged me not to work with him"

"Working with Keem is like doing a deal with the devil"

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Nearly 1k comments on their video now, as the silent majority rises up to defend Phil and leave trolls in tears.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I'm convinced DSP convinced himself that this appearance would go great and he would do wonderful and Craig would invite him to be on the podcast as a regular and he would make everyone realize how great he is and become more popular.

And his post stream whinging really shows that he simply can't accept that isn't the case. Phil has no ability for self reflection at all. He thought the stream would go good so of COURSE it must have.

It's a very interesting live look at his wacky living in a bubble narc personality. Like we all knew Phil pignotizes himself, but I've never seen it happen in real time.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

I'm actually quite impressed that Phil stayed the whole time, I was expecting him to run off squealing whenever they started grilling him on the next nontroversy

 

[myone]

I'm actually quite impressed that Phil stayed the whole time

What some of you people are identifying as "fortitude" is actually delusion. He wasn't persevering against all odds, he thought he was winning.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Please, I need a rundown. I'm slavering reading these reactions, it must have been good. 5 hours is a long time and edits are at least a few days out, some kind soul give me a recap.

I've gathered so far that:
-He admitted to playing WWE Champions, playing a new gacha mobile game, spending money on both and being addicted to mobile game gambling in the past (but not now!)
-He refused to address the 5k business expenses thing despite being pressed on it repeatedly
-He hates keemstar because he saw keemstar detractor content and Craig called him out for being a hypocrite
-Blamed everything on detractors as usual. Keem pointed out that most big content creators deal with worse on the regular
-Copious amounts of sneak dissing from Craig

It sounds like he should have taken master persuader classes from Scott "Big Clot" Adams

I'll give it a shot.
--DSP admitted to playing Champions, but said he spent less than $1000 in his entire time playing the game. He was given numerous opportunities to admit being addicted, which he wouldn't, or to prove the DownfromtheRafters account wasn't his by sending a screenshot of his actual account to Craig, which he also refused to do. He was pressed hard on this but also given an "out" if he wanted to come clean, but wouldn't.
--As far as business expenses, he tried a few tactics. Since they were questioning the numbers Phil used in the bankruptcy, at first he said his "tax guy" handles all of that (even though as recently as last week Phil took a night off to gather all of this year's info, organize it, and send it to the tax guy) so he has no idea of details of his own business expenses. He also claimed to have no idea the amount or type of debts he had in the bankruptcy itself. Later when asked again about business expenses, he wearily left his chair and got a piece of paper. He started to read a list of his household expenses, starting with Hulu. However, he didn't give dollar amounts (except Hulu) and after Craig and Adam realized they weren't BUSINESS expenses, they cut him off. Similar with the bank leaks, which they also called him out on saying it was all money spent on businesses in his area that match up with his days off and places he likes to go, DSP said it was a massive coincidence and/or made up by trolls. I know this sounds frustrating, but because the hosts call him out repeatedly, it's all pretty damn satisfying.
--They pointed out that Phil's beliefs about Keemstar come from Keemstar's haters, but if you believe what Phil's detractors say about Phil you're basically Satan.
--Keem said he had a lot more detractors than Phil, which in a literal sense is true.
--After the initial claim that he didn't make the "slave trade" joke because the girl was black but it was some sort of social commentary, Craig and especially Adam realized what they were dealing with and basically rolled their eyes and mocked most of Phil's usual excuses.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Dave is legit retarded. His interactions with people outside his short bus stream is typical. He has a massive problem using simple logic, because simple logic destroys his pignosis narratives.

Dave has come to the point where he not believes his lies, he's actually become them. He's not Phil Burnell anymore, he's the persona that he made up to protect his dent head tips stream.

What is the story about Dave in DSP? I only know of this man tangentally from him having his own forum.

 

[Agent Proper]

What is the story about Dave in DSP? I only know of this man tangentally from him having his own forum.

One of Phil's tards called him Dave one day (Dave is Phil's Dad's name as well). Detractors started called Phil Dave the meme stuck.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What is the story about Dave in DSP? I only know of this man tangentally from him having his own forum.

Back on Twitch Phil got a donation where the donator accidentally called him Dave, Phail got pissy about it for some reason, then a prominent detractor called Tevin started calling DSP Dave as a joke.

EDIT: ninja'd by @Agent Proper

 

[Tears for T]

What is the story about Dave in DSP? I only know of this man tangentally from him having his own forum.

And he looks like David Brent from The Office UK.

 

[clownpiss]

Seeing him get on his knees and say I 100% AGREE WITH YOU when he normally would've said you're a fucking idiot if anyone in his chat said the same was therapeutic.
I also love how he tried to turn the bank leaks into a pity party of him having his identity stolen but somehow the two events aren't tied together when confronted about it.

 

[myone]

I also love how he tried to turn the bank leaks into a pity party of him having his identity stolen but somehow the two events aren't tied together when confronted about it.

The detractors stole his identity and bank details, but then went out of their way to fabricate fake bank transactions in order to embarrass Phil instead of releasing the real thing. Makes total sense.

 

[ZehnBoat]

The detractors stole his identity and bank details, but then went out of their way to fabricate fake bank transactions in order to embarrass Phil instead of releasing the real thing. Makes total sense.

what are you talking about dood?
it makes total sense
just like how the trolls were harassing someone using DSP's username on WWE champions and phil's reaction was "poor guy" instead of "that's what he gets from trying to slander me"

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I honestly think talking about the Fappening is the thing that hurt him the least out of all things they talked about.

My "read" on that segment was that Adam was throwing Phil a bone out of pitty to lighten the mood of the interview at least for a while.

But instread of taking this opportunity Phil turned it into another "woe is me, muh depression" segment continuing the trend of this live rape. Phil just can't help himself he has to be a victim.