Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[glass_houses]

I think the "scamming" in question is related to her friend Marissa "Rabbie" Davis' thread, not her

I know of the thread but I don't follow it. I didn't realise that they were linked?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I know of the thread but I don't follow it. I didn't realise that they were linked?

Background in case no one is familiar with Rabbie: Rabbie used to 'make' boots. She would create the designs (mostly taken from the internet at low res) then give them to a third party to print them onto shitty cheap boots. Mostly made to appeal to gender/sexuality speds with tacky taste.

The link to Staph comes from when Staph bought at least one pair from Rabbie with mushrooms on, because Twitter is full of crappy qweer artists who buy and promote each others sped looking art. Staph would retweet Rabbie's shit and give her internet hugs when people started to complain about the quality of Rabbie's boots.

Customers' boots kept being delayed for months and it turned out that Rabbie was just pocketing the money and not getting the boots sent out (as I recall). So this is what Staph is probably referring to when she mentions her artist friend who got accused of scamming people. When Rabbie got called out for scamming and Twitter got their pitchforks out, she double downed as a bitch then started suicide baiting, which is one of the parallels between her and Staph. Rabbie is known for blaming transphobia/everythingphobia on why people come after her, not the fact that she's done something wrong.

Her thread is simultaneously boring but hilarious. I wish someone could update the OP to draw more people into reading it. I recommend it, simply because the farmers' comments are so entertaining.

Edit: spelling

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Stephanie said “hey KF losers, i made friends at the park today” [A]

Talked about the man who did the DA grooming

Autist

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I’m too drunk to go thru her tumblrs but i might read Lolita the dahmer self insert fanfic

 

[Ophelia]

Awwww, Yarrow, that’s so cute! Did you tell your new buddies about how you have a crush on Jeffrey Dahmer’s ghost and even like to infantilize him in your fantasies?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Yarrow, if you read this, I am genuinely pleased you went outside and made some friends in the real world. It sounded like a nice moment for the three of you and I'm sincerely happy for you.

Now, this a big thing to ask of you, because I know you can't help it, but I want you to try really really hard...

Don't fuck it up by mentioning your Kiwi Farms thread to them.

 

[Vandy2]

Yarrow, if you read this, I am genuinely pleased you went outside and made some friends in the real world. It sounded like a nice moment for the three of you and I'm sincerely happy for you.

Now, this a big thing to ask of you, because I know you can't help it, but I want you to try really really hard...

Don't fuck it up by mentioning your Kiwi Farms thread to them.

But what if they Google their name!?! They need to let them know that it was really Michael Jackson who did the grooming! Satan Forbid that they fall for Kiwi Farms schemes!

 

[Meowzers]

Stephanie said “hey KF losers, i made friends at the park today” [A]
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I’m too drunk to go thru her tumblrs but i might read Lolita the dahmer self insert fanfic

yarrow quit lying you know we don't follow you for being just trans and retarded (those are just bonuses). if you were the whitest, straightest, most normie cissy ever, i'd love you just as much as i do now. it's the ghost shit and womb cursing and your toxic hypocritical dumbass firey personality that i fell in love with, not your gender. what can i say, i'm just your typical aceflux demipan kiwigender masosexual aegoqueerplatonic autistic femmeby, so when i fall, i fall hard. you have my heart wrapped around your crimson claw, yarrow. i think i speak for everyone here when i say i don't care what gender you are, just as long as you're fucking pissed about it, i'm happy

i forgot what point i was trying to make with this love letter. anyway, staph is fat and i wo

 

[monstrous bubo]

Stephanie said “hey KF losers, i made friends at the park today” [A]
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I’m too drunk to go thru her tumblrs but i might read Lolita the dahmer self insert fanfic

TL;DR two homeless people met a possible mark.

Much love to Lolita

 

[JanuaryViolet]

TL;DR two homeless people met a possible mark.

You beat me to it! My first thought was 'when are they going to try to move in?'

 

[Quack_Quack]

The opening paragraph is Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way-tier, dear fucking Christ.

I mean, obviously without the charm and potential self-awareness.

Spoiler: Spoilers

Also I'm pretty sure it is about this German fairy prinxeszsx meeting the ghost of Jeffrey Dahmer, whose first act is to cry and then make out with "xier".

Holy fucking shit she's actually a tard. I'm sure she's fully aware Bavaria is one of the most conservative Catholic states within Germany.... fully playing into the Aryan ideals with the blonde hair and being "pretty" (the "swan"? Really? Any more obvious you Nazi bitch?) Butbut the subversion! The Aryan wet dream woman is a tranny!

What's the betting the stupid is going to visit Dachau and her Jeffalike is going to have some divine revelation from the Old Germanic gods and healed into a real man. And, also, Google translate is only your friend for formal language, since.... I'm taking you home would be more succinctly translated as "Ich bringe dich nach hause".....

Also, Marfan syndrome. Climbing fucking mountains is contraindicated because you might cause an aortic dissection. And it'd also be physically tiring with either scoliosis or a post scoliosis operation back. And you don't look like a swan. You'd be more of a physical oddity with gangly arms and legs.... Sooooo the opposite of Yarbles

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I don't know if anyone else has checked Staph's Carrd info in a while, but I counted 36 gender/sexuality identities on there, including these two new ones whose absurdity tickled me the most:

GNOME GENDER LOL

Edit: 'Not a man in a binary way, but rather like a skateboarder, surfer or punk.' Next time I see a man skateboarding I will think 'ahh look at that man defying the gender binary.' Fuck off.

 

[Soft Boiled Egg]

I don't know if anyone else has checked Staph's Carrd info in a while, but I counted 36 gender/sexuality identities on there

thanks, staph - this really clears things up! OBVIOUSLY feruvir is a feruvel gendervir gender. how could I have been so stupid as to think otherwise?

 

[Monkey Pink]

>pretends to be 37 genders and sexualities, isn't
>pretends to be asexual, isn't
>pretends to be intersex, isn't
>pretends to be disabled, isn't
>pretends to be goth/punk, isn't
>pretends to be a Satanist, a druid, and now trying to larp as Astaru while too stupid to even know the name of the religion, so obviously she isn't

Wow! Look at all of that cultural, subcultural, religious, and disability appropriation! How progressive of you, Stephanie-the-boring-cis-straight-grandma-woman!

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

TL;DR two homeless people met a possible mark.

Much love to Lolita

Nah. It's Amway. They're going to call her about a possible business opportunity. They've sensed that she's a retard with a lot of disposable income who nevertheless still depends on mommy and daddy to fund her life.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Nah. It's Amway. They're going to call her about a possible business opportunity. They've sensed that she's a retard with a lot of disposable income who nevertheless still depends on mommy and daddy to fund her life.

Aughhh an Amway (or any MLM) arc would be so fun T_T That is all I want for Christmas. I think she'd be most likely to fall into the dorky sex toy one though lol

 

[RonRiot]

It’s nice when the gaggles of swivel-eyed grifters wondering around public parks during work hours bother each other instead of normal people. I also think this is a win for Staph. However her Nazi fan fiction will never top Russell Greer’s sexy concentration camp dance party scene, so overall she comes out of the week even.

 

[afternoon_tea]

TL;DR two homeless people met a possible mark.

Much love to Lolita

When she first started talking about it my first thought was 2 tweakers looking to grift off the obvious sped and then she got to the part about their eviction and I felt vindicated.

God, imagine if they end up squatting in her apartment...

I really don't know how she's going to survive after her parents pass away.

 

[JaneThough]

It’s nice when the gaggles of swivel-eyed grifters wondering around public parks during work hours bother each other instead of normal people. I also think this is a win for Staph. However her Nazi fan fiction will never top Russell Greer’s sexy concentration camp dance party scene, so overall she comes out of the week even.

Reminds me of this:

 

[Monkey Pink]

I really don't know how she's going to survive after her parents pass away.

Considering they're the ones paying for her apartment, and I doubt she will ever get SSI, it's going to be pretty funny when it does.

 

[Vandy2]

I don't know if anyone else has checked Staph's Carrd info in a while, but I counted 36 gender/sexuality identities on there, including these two new ones whose absurdity tickled me the most:
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GNOME GENDER LOL

Edit: 'Not a man in a binary way, but rather like a skateboarder, surfer or punk.' Next time I see a man skateboarding I will think 'ahh look at that man defying the gender binary.' Fuck off.

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thanks, staph - this really clears things up! OBVIOUSLY feruvir is a feruvel gendervir gender. how could I have been so stupid as to think otherwise?

These are one of the many reasons I hate neo genders/MOGAI. If someone needs to Google or reference other pages to decipher what the words on the definition means, it's completely useless. What the fuck is a liom? Flerval flavur florvul ferbir flaxom gerber gardevoir fuck. MOGAI is where communication goes to die.