DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

If they are going to invite him back for a part 2, then they need to bring a lot more video evidence of his lies. He constantly lies and says he never said or did things, and we all screech into the void that there is literal video evidence on his channel of him saying or doing those things. Craig and Adam need load up next time and use Pig Pig Go to grab the videos from his channel.
It doesn't matter what evidence they bring forward. Phil will always deny and deflect. We know this for a fact.
 
at the start they did just let him ramble on about the trolls, his legacy etc.


The energy immediately though before that was great. Phil perked up and tried some faggy lil joke he was fumbling thru. Adam interrupted him mid shitck with the "your mics muted" and Phil went from giddy to shook.

I knew at that moment we were in for something good. Before he could even get into the pignosis adam knocked him off his game. Be it unintentional or not. That subtle little shift in Phil's demeanor was like kindling to the fire it became.
 
I’m still puzzled as to why Phil did this interview. What did he have to gain from it? By his own admission, he has no aspirations to progress beyond what he currently does (i.e., operate at level one). Perhaps Kat pressured him to do it so he could bring up her alleged restraining order so as to make her look better? I can’t imagine he did it to grow his audience; watching a 40-year-old ghoul play video games 8 hours each day in his Fallout vault can’t appeal to too many people.
He's flat out lying when he says he's okay with how things are now for him. Phil thought that he had this in the bag, that he was going to blame the trolls for everything and that Craig was just going to buy every word, just like quarter pounder. He genuinely hoped that he was going to lie his way to changing what people thought of him (he repeatedly tried using his usual spiels early on in it) and wasn't prepared to be challenged on anything.
I like how Phil basically admitted he actually is racist too. He said something along the lines of these racial jokes constantly pop into his head but he's able to block himself from saying them most of the time but sometimes he slips up.

Just having the racist thoughts though is worse than making racial jokes in a lot of ways. You can make racist jokes and not actually be a racist but if you have to hold yourself back from saying racist stuff all the time, you probably are racist.
It shows why Phil is constantly relying on scat humor, because it's the only thing that he had that he thinks is safe to use.

And it explains why he freaks out when he does go for one of these jokes, he knows that he shouldn't make them but doesn't want to admit it.
 
The amount of crying early in this thread goes to show you why no one gives a single fuck what the biggest a-logs have to say about WWE mobile games and a fat man that misappropriated their paypigging. The people you did nothing but shit on, even once the interview began, are the ones that bring you actual content that you reluctantly had to admit through your baby tears wasn't the worst thing in the world, and many of the original criers just stopped bothering to reply.

That's just as funny as the interview.

Outside of personal opinions on Craig. I think alot of people were under the impression the interview was gonna be done between the 4 hosts of sidescrollers. Witch would have been lame as fuck. Go watch the 4 of them talking now. It's lame as fuck. If the two other hosts were there. Like everyone expected before. It wouldn't have been as good. The actual sidescrollers podcast is nearly unwatchable. They were good with Phil. But when you look at the sidescrollers themselves it's easy to see why people had a bad feeling. The shit sucks.

Phil made the interview good. Craig and Adam just guided him along and let him go. And they deserve props for that no doubt. But Phil is really what made this good. Him and his crazy choice to stick it out and let unchecked bullshit fly outside his safe space.

No one could have predicted this.
 
His voice started taking on a very soy-filled treble to it and I couldn't tell if I was just retarded or not.
This faggot is the most self-victimized clown I've ever seen lmfao.
Nope. You heard it. Several times when his micropenis was in the vice & he had no other option than to beta out even harder & start up w/ the sympathy ploys.

The cunts in the Deathfats forum have an equivalent, it's called Low-BMI Voice.
 
Outside of personal opinions on Craig. I think alot of people were under the impression the interview was gonna be done between the 4 hosts of sidescrollers. Witch would have been lame as fuck. Go watch the 4 of them talking now. It's lame as fuck. If the two other hosts were there. Like everyone expected before. It wouldn't have been as good. The actual sidescrollers podcast is nearly unwatchable. They were good with Phil. But when you look at the sidescrollers themselves it's easy to see why people had a bad feeling. The shit sucks.

Phil made the interview good. Craig and Adam just guided him along and let him go. And they deserve props for that no doubt. But Phil is really what made this good. Him and his crazy choice to stick it out and let unchecked bullshit fly outside his safe space.

No one could have predicted this.
Holy fuck is your comma key broken?
 
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