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[On a Journey]

Trans women can orgasm [A]
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I could be wrong about this, but doesn’t the phrase “squeeze one out” (as a euphemism for masturbating) refer specifically to male ejaculation? Seems like a strange choice to describe his first “orgasm” (I believe he has yet to fully orgasm and is just lying about it as a cope) with the crotch-disaster he foolishly calls a “vagina”. It’s also a really gross thing to say.

Speaking of the amhole, I wish he would stop being a coward and show it with his legs spread. As a seasoned reader of the SRS thread, I have learned that 99.9% of the time an amhole looks the least terrible when the legs are closed like that. The outer labia are by far the easiest part of of a vulva/vagina to imitate, so when you’re only seeing that closed leg view it’s like only seeing the lid of a trash can. Kevin’s ballsack flaps look like shit, so the rest must be indescribably awful.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Kevin loves to lecture and push his ersatz expertise on every subject so I'm pretty sure if he had any realistic idea of the female orgasm he would be shouting it from the rooftops to validate his femininity.

He clearly has no experience of bringing pleasure to the female body, he never made his ex cum. If she had orgasms at all while they were together it was despite him not because of him.

He can't even lie about the pleasure he gets from his hecking womanly bits because he has no clue what it involves.

 

[AMHOLIO]

At this point, whenever Kevin talks about "gender" it sounds as arbiturary and insubtstantial as say, moeities in certain Australian Aboriginal cultures. You know, you can't marry that woman because you're both of the sunset moiety. Except those are usually based on like, the moeity of your paternal grandfather or something at least verifiable.

Genderspecial theory is all the woo and self centeredness of hardcore zodiac lovers combined with the autistic passions of collecting and creating and bright colors.

I have a better idea, you fat smelly freak. Jump in front of a bus.

You know I forget how direct you are towards cows sometimes. Honestly it's a welcomed respite from Kevin's tardation. Sometimes you can list all the reasons someone's wrong, but sometimes, you just need to tell them to fuck off as strong as possible.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I have a better idea, you fat smelly freak. Jump in front of a bus.
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If you're MATI enough that when I saw this my response was "which alog is this" then I saw who you were and... Holy fuck I knew this screenshot would hurt, and it did.

Kevin. Do you know the most common side effect of HRT? Depression. It tends to amplify depression. It is about 50/50 which one it is going to do. Make it worse, or make it better. St least in genuine cases of gender dysphoria. Something you wouldn't know because you don't have it.

Often depression spikes from medication can impede treatment, impeding the treatment of mental illness can end in death of the patient or those around them. This is why we are typically loath to prescribe anything to anyone when it comes to mental health. We look to solve it everyway we can short of prescription, unless of course the doctor has a deal with the pharmaceutical companies who produce these things. So anytime I hear someone is going on any kind of drug for psychological issues I strongly recommend they attempt nonmedical intervention first, because, despite what site I'm on, I'D RATHER PEOPLE DIDN'T FUCKING HIT A SEVERE ENOUGH POINT OF DEPRESSION THAT THEY KILL THEMSELVES! Unlike most people here I think SOME people CAN be helped by HRT, but others don't stand to gain anything beyond additional mental and physical health issues. Furthermore the moment tax dollars are paying for unneeded treatment IT IS EVERYONE'S FUCKING PROBLEM BECAUSE MONEY WASTED IS MONEY NOT HELPING OTHERS.

Also, you specified cis people can't say shit, yet I'm not cis, and I'm saying you're a fucking moron and should ask Penny to dispose of that ammunition supply directly into your fucking worthless waste of space skull for the next hour, because I don't agree with @AnOminous. You shouldn't jump in front of a bus, because that poor bus driver doesn't deserve the PTSD of you smeared on the bus nor the legal criminal liability for your death.

TLDR Penny rid yourself of this dumb subhuman filth permanently. Frame Earl. Then there will be no victims.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I genuinely feel bad for Penny's parents listening to the grinding, pulsating, mechanical sound of Kevin's Hitachi Magic Wand going in their spare bedroom for hour after hour every day.

Grunting with the sheer effort it takes to hold it hard enough against the crotch to stimulate the few buried penile nerves.

Fruitlessly, ever fruitlessly.

It's like an immersion blender but you don't even get soup in the end.

 

[Takeru]

I could be wrong about this, but doesn’t the phrase “squeeze one out” (as a euphemism for masturbating) refer specifically to male ejaculation? Seems like a strange choice to describe his first “orgasm” (I believe he has yet to fully orgasm and is just lying about it as a cope) with the crotch-disaster he foolishly calls a “vagina”. It’s also a really gross thing to say.

I've only heard "squeeze one out" used to refer to taking a dump, which is pretty fitting, given that neovaginas are partially made from a piece of the sigmoid colon.

You're thinking of "rub one out", which is the common slang for male masturbation.

 

[notafederalagent]

You're thinking of "rub one out", which is the common slang for male masturbation.

"Crank one out" is another.

 

[AnOminous]

Bro the absolute COPE of saying all women have trouble orgasming?!

This obviously male mental retard seriously thinks he's a woman and can speak for women, despite obviously being a man.

You shouldn't jump in front of a bus, because that poor bus driver doesn't deserve the PTSD of you smeared on the bus nor the legal criminal liability for your death.

But maybe if the bus driver realized who he'd splattered, he'd realize he should be proud of improving the human race by removing vermin from it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I’m late to the party on this one, but man, it makes me chuckle when Kevin talks about how cis people can’t possibly understand how wonderful hormones are. I think I’d like to hear that from someone whose life doesn’t revolve around cooming and the acquisition of toys, because that doesn’t strike me as a happy person.

Show me happy, successful trans people without mental illness, with a career that doesn’t revolve around their gender, and I’ll concede the point.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Show me happy, successful trans people without mental illness, with a career that doesn’t revolve around their gender, and I’ll concede the point.

You mean traitors?

 

[stupid frog]

I think I’d like to hear that from someone whose life doesn’t revolve around cooming and the acquisition of toys, because that doesn’t strike me as a happy person.

He's literally admitted his "collecting" is a cope, there's a long tweet thread about it from pre chop I think

@KiwiFuzz Do you think they were able to escape with the unused (?) dragon dildo? lol, he's never mentioned it again from what I've seen.

 

[Fareal]

oh my god now the trannies think we can't come ahhhhh my sides

They actually hate us so much that they believe the experience, the state of being a woman, is to be broken in every respect, nothing but a breathing fleshlight for a dick-haver with no thoughts other than "nyaaa dress go spinny". The utter loathing and contempt of TiMs for real women makes their furious insistence that we accept them as such incomprehensible.

YWNBAW and you will never get off again either, Kevin. Well played

 

[Unknown Recipient #12]

I have a better idea, you fat smelly freak. Jump in front of a bus.
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> If you're cis, there is nothing in your life that you will be able to relate to the pain of gender dysphoria

> Sit down, shut your fucking mouth and LISTEN TO US

This almost made me mad but I caught myself. Hope amhole 2.0 collapses in on itself.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

> If you're cis, there is nothing in your life that you will be able to relate to the pain of gender dysphoria

"What about cis people with anorexia or--"

"TERF! Those were just demi-boy eggs!"

 

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My uncalled-for armchair speculation: Kevin thinks that "most cis women" have difficulty orgasming because in the limited experience he's had with real women in bed (ie his girlfriend/fiance, probably) he couldn't get them there or maybe it took a really long time with minimal results. He's carried that with him pretty much forever afterward and it's one of the few real-life experiences he can pull from in his attempt to ape as a woman. Kevin now thinks that this is a problem that most women have, when in reality he was just bad at sex.

In any case, he needs to stop speaking about womanhood like he has any personal experience. He's a castrated man who completely fucked up his genitals with surgeries, of course he can't orgasm easily.

To add onto this, Kevin is lazy in bed post-transition. When he isn't slamming his face into some shriveled, testosterone-starved semi-chub and hoping his mouth can thread the needle, he just sits on his back like a pile of bricks, as according to the photos he posted along with his own recounts. He was unquestionably just as lazy when he still had his baby nub.

The common theory is that he threw his brother out because his fiance cheated on Kevin with him. Now, this is probably paired with the fact Kevin's a social idiot with the emotional capabilities of roadkill, but it's not a stretch by any means to assume his inability in all things also extends to being a good partner in intimacy. He can barely even get his own rocks off. He's even said himself he's terrified of anal in the context of homosexuality. The sheer concept of pleasing somebody besides himself isn't just alien to him, it's abhorrent.

 

[AGPinochet]

The sheer concept of pleasing somebody besides himself isn't just alien to him, it's abhorrent.

Despite the immense quantities of pornography he consumes I have my doubts he even comprehends the logistics of stimulating feminine erogenous zones, that is you have to actually touch them.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Despite the immense quantities of pornography he consumes I have my doubts he even comprehends the logistics of stimulating feminine erogenous zones, that is you have to actually touch them.

Can't find the link, but I recall Kevin explaining that he and Jen are in the same polycule but can't have sex because they both have vaginas.

It made me wonder why Kevin wants everyone to get SRS, then, if all his relationships are "gay" and yet he can't figure out (imitation) Lesbianism 101.

 

[AGPinochet]

but I recall Kevin explaining that he and Jen are in the same polycule but can't have sex because they both have vaginas.

I was told that heckin queer trans lesbians were having all this hawt seks and that the str8 cissies were super jealous.

 

[scumbus]

I was told that heckin queer trans lesbians were having all this hawt seks and that the str8 cissies were super jealous.

By "hot sex" I think he meant "engaging in empty flirting through tweets without any actual intent of physical intimacy"

 

[AnOminous]

> If you're cis, there is nothing in your life that you will be able to relate to the pain of gender dysphoria

> Sit down, shut your fucking mouth and LISTEN TO US

This almost made me mad but I caught myself. Hope amhole 2.0 collapses in on itself.

Imagine having mutilated yourself so horribly that you have to have your genitals replaced with flesh from a rotting corpse, and then acting like this is some kind of win.