Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheRaptorJesus]

Why can't Nick Rekeita just go to his rich family to foot these bills instead of wandering around the internet holding out an empty sack?

They probably disowned him after he let his freak flag fly. Nick is like the daughter of wealthy father who goes out and does porn out of spite and ends up losing everything.

 

[feral cat #6385]

They probably disowned him after he let his freak flag fly. Nick is like the daughter of wealthy father who goes out and does porn out of spite and ends up losing everything.

I understood that reference.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

because then it wouldn't be a grift. He has money. His parents have money. Bob and Celeste Rekieta donated $25,000–$49,999 to the Minnesota Zoo last year. In 2019, $50,000-$99,999. 2016: $100,000-$499,999. 2015: $25,000–$49,999. He wants you to pay for his free speech.

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[Spaded Dave]

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Nick is looking more and more like his dad each day. Someone photoshop his new face over his old face. I'm on the road or else I would.

If only you knew how bad things really are.

 

[Owlbear]

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Nick's dad looks like he just stared into his son's soul and witnessed the horrors within. After years of alcoholism. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

[Not Who You Think]

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That smug dweeby affected facial expression seems to have gone for good. Now he just looks like a jew accountant who has to give a refund. Very anxious and worried. He tries to make it look like he's using tegridy but it's just anxiety.
Good.

It seems Nick isn't having as much fun anymore. Doubtful he's entirely sober. Just angry and therefore a bit more focused.

Rather than rake in money from covering Ralph using his own effort, Nick prefers to fundraise. Instead, Null is the one putting in the effort for his own fans on that topic. An interesting move by Null, and I approve. (edit for clarity: Null is setting a good example for Nick).

Possible that Nick doesn't want to cover Ralph because it's too close to KF, and now that he has become the content (rather than reporting on it) he no longer feels welcome here and likely doesn't feel the need to create content the farms would enjoy. A return to form for Nick may be interpreted as admitting defeat (as if there was really any going back at this point).

 

[RotPockets]

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That smug dweeby affected facial expression seems to have gone for good. Now he just looks like a jew accountant who has to give a refund. Very anxious and worried. He tries to make it look like he's using tegridy but it's just anxiety.
Good.

“Well, do you still have your receipt???”

“Oh, you do…”

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick is looking more and more like his dad each day. Someone photoshop his new face over his old face. I'm on the road or else I would.

If only you knew how bad things really are.

Theory: Nick's dad has that look because he can see Nick's future.

 

[lolcows_townwatch]

Is it normal to age this fast in 3.5 years? (not edited just screen shots from a random recent live and a live from 3.5 years)

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Nick's dad looks like he just stared into his son's soul and witnessed the horrors within. After years of alcoholism. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

I pointed this out when I first posted the "rackets and father pic" but that album has his dad laughing and smiling with everyone else at the party. Everyone but Rekieta.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rather than rake in money from covering Ralph using his own effort, Nick prefers to fundraise. Instead, Null is the one putting in the effort for his own fans on that topic. An interesting move by Null, and I approve. (edit for clarity: Null is setting a good example for Nick).

Possible that Nick doesn't want to cover Ralph because it's too close to KF, and now that he has become the content (rather than reporting on it) he no longer feels welcome here and likely doesn't feel the need to create content the farms would enjoy. A return to form for Nick may be interpreted as admitting defeat (as if there was really any going back at this point).

Covering Ralph's latest filing would not only be easy and entertaining content, it would probably buy him some of the lost goodwill back from people over here. That goes double if he uploads the filings as PDFs so people don't have to literally screen cap Matthew Vickers' streams to read what Ralph wrote.

I was going to say the only work he'd have to do is FOIA the document, but he says "I got a copy of something involving Ralph's lawsuit" which suggests to me it was sent to him as a sweetener. If I had to guess it sounds to me like either Vickers or one of his confidants (Shannon Gaines?) tried to sell him on covering it. I doubt Ralph would have sent it so Nick could mock his writing, and I don't believe an actual copy of the document has been posted online. Unless someone sent him the shitty screencaps that got posted here (no shade to the person who posted it, it's just the best we can do unless someone posts the PDF).

I don't know why he's passing up on the easy Ralph content. It could have something to do with Ralph feeling very strongly that Nick acted unethically and as a "shyster lawyer" after giving him legal advice. That didn't stop Nick from mocking Ralph earlier last year, but that was before he had an ethics complaint that actually got investigated. We are now up to 2 confirmed ethics investigations. The OLPR is circling and at a certain point you have to imagine they will just find an excuse to slap him with something just to send a message to Nick to stop doing things that end up wasting their time, so maybe he didn't want to do something that might provoke yet another complaint.

The other potential reason is he doesn't want to get in a slapfight with Ralph because Ralph will "go there" with regards to the Hedonism II and Gay 90s trips and all the dirt that's been accumulating on Nick. As I said before, Nick is now in a position where he can't really get into arguments with other creators in the same way he used to. As soon as he gets into it with someone who isn't in the LawTube sphere who is reliant on being in Nick's good graces, they can just slap him down with the "swinger thing".

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Three days after starting the GiveSendGo, Nick has yet to cross the T. Greg Doucette line. The fundraising's pace has stalled, he has yet to break 5 digits, and that's with (by my tally) $1400 of the $9800 coming from named orbiters.

Rekieta has 475,000 subscribers and falling on YouTube, but with 203 donations, he has convinced less than 200 of his fans to donate after you remove the orbiters.

IT'S TOUGH.

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BTFO by a bankrupt lawyer who would livestream to an audience of zero. How embarrassing!

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I understood that reference.
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Out of curiosity I took a look at some of her current calligraphy/ art online and I had a sad laugh. If that's "calligraphy" and "art" then Nick is a SCOTUS tier lawyer who's never lost an appeal and I'm the reincarnation of Su Dongpo. That shit she calls "art" isn't even remotely similar to a proper ink wash painting and was probably just her vomiting after a ghetto gaggers session with Drexel.

I don't know why he's passing up on the easy Ralph content.

I have three theories:
1) He's lazy and coom brained
2) Ralph's got some serious shit on him, like if Kayla had a fling with Ralph, the horror!
3) Brain is still semi-functional and his conclusion is he would get dragged Jack Murphy style over Ralph ("That's how you are going to end up Nick haha!").
You pick.

 

[AnOminous]

He has money. His parents have money.

Well, dumbass doesn't want to spend his own grift money on it, and possibly his parents are also sick of paying for it when he shits himself.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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Is it normal to age this fast in 3.5 years? (not edited just screen shots from a random recent live and a live from 3.5 years)

Alcohol ages and bloats you. I think it’s also Nick not realizing the Internet is not real life, at most it’s a creative outlet. Letting it become your life is a mistake.

Most of Animal Control and The Beauty Parlor is fucking retards who can’t stop themselves from posting. It’s people who over share with egos the size of a mountain.
Retardkieta can’t stop over sharing, he has to tell us how he’s not owned.

It’s Ralph all over again, but with a trust fund HIV+ retard rather than a mentally ill Southerner who killed his mentally stable brother going down a downward spiral.

 

[Farmer Y]

The Pipkin takes over again. She's been ahead of Nick for awhile now when live.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It seems Nick isn't having as much fun anymore. Doubtful he's entirely sober. Just angry and therefore a bit more focused.

Rather than rake in money from covering Ralph using his own effort, Nick prefers to fundraise. Instead, Null is the one putting in the effort for his own fans on that topic. An interesting move by Null, and I approve. (edit for clarity: Null is setting a good example for Nick).

Possible that Nick doesn't want to cover Ralph because it's too close to KF, and now that he has become the content (rather than reporting on it) he no longer feels welcome here and likely doesn't feel the need to create content the farms would enjoy. A return to form for Nick may be interpreted as admitting defeat (as if there was really any going back at this point).

It really is puzzling... I like the theory about shit-flinging or an ethics complaint But I also know that it is probably because it sounds like 'work' an he would have to 'law' for some period of time. Laziness covers a lot of territory...

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Is it normal to age this fast in 3.5 years? (not edited just screen shots from a random recent live and a live from 3.5 years)

Alcohol ages and bloats you. I think it’s also Nick not realizing the Internet is not real life, at most it’s a creative outlet. Letting it become your life is a mistake.

Most of Animal Control and The Beauty Parlor is fucking retards who can’t stop themselves from posting. It’s people who over share with egos the size of a mountain.
Retardkieta can’t stop over sharing, he has to tell us how he’s not owned.

It’s Ralph all over again, but with a trust fund HIV+ retard rather than a mentally ill Southerner who killed his mentally stable brother going down a downward spiral.

To be fair, he went to 4k from like 1080p years ago, and that brings out the wrinkles. He DOES look much more depressed and tired... Careworn with stress... I get the sense that Nick just wants to rest on his laurels right now and stop grinding, but as a personality online you CANNOT do that!

 

[HarblMcDavid]

BTFO by a bankrupt lawyer who would livestream to an audience of zero. How embarrassing!

Say what you will about T Greg Doucette, lord knows I certainly have nothing nice to say about him to this day, his brand was never personal consistency.

Nick's brand for the entire time I watched was entertaining but personally consistent. He went and nuked that in a flurry of ass-bottle pics, lewds of his wife posted for any psychopath with $5 to blow, and the resulting buttmad that people found recent behavior disconcerting in light of his prior consistency.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Out of curiosity I took a look at some of her current calligraphy/ art online and I had a sad laugh. If that's "calligraphy" and "art" then Nick is a SCOTUS tier lawyer who's never lost an appeal and I'm the reincarnation of Su Dongpo. That shit she calls "art" isn't even remotely similar to a proper ink wash painting and was probably just her vomiting after a ghetto gaggers session with Drexel.

She is a literal art hoe who got facefucked, sodomized, fucked in her vagina in thr most degrading way possible, rimmed a fat man's ass and a facial to boot to own daddy (who still tried to get those videos taken down for years). She clearly is not mentally well.

I have three theories:
1) He's lazy and coom brained
2) Ralph's got some serious shit on him, like if Kayla had a fling with Ralph, the horror!
3) Brain is still semi-functional and his conclusion is he would get dragged Jack Murphy style over Ralph ("That's how you are going to end up Nick haha!").
You pick.

I think it's (1) and the awareness that he's basically in Ralph's league after all. The only reason he seemed better thsn Ralph at the time was due to his conservative dad grifter persona and now that that's gone and replaced with coomer Nick who hates his wife and kids and loves balldos (and men) along with being a cuckold, you can't really mock Ralph for his retarded hijinks when you are basically in the same league as him.

 

[zyclonPD]

I have three theories:
1) He's lazy and coom brained
2) Ralph's got some serious shit on him, like if Kayla had a fling with Ralph, the horror!

I kind of agree with theory 2 but I'd tweak it a bit. He's scared because Ralph actually has a coherent come back to Rekieta if he goes in on Ralph and Nick doesn't want to Retort to the Report now that he has skeletons in the closet that people caught a glimpse of.

Its a protection mechanism for his ego. He can't have the high ground in his current position without answering serious questions without being instantly dismissive.