DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

[Kheapathic]

Love GTG, but he gets shit wrong (usually small shit) and goes on too many diatribes.

GTG has good business acumen, and probably what I like him for. Machinima talking to Phil and Phil just goes "I dunno" and how Phil passed up a lot of opportunities because he'd rather just stay home and play games. Not to mention how he could've used Machinima for advanced copies and other shit for those "Day 1 Views;" but he tried playing the relatable card being the every man who feels the pinch in your wallet. Not using it to be a part of a test group, not using it to get exclusive interviews with devs, just wanted to play games and ignore the perks that Machinima once had. If I was to write a biography on Phillip Paul "DSP" Burnell; I'd title it "Wasted Opportunities."

 

[JimiHendrix]

my favorite part of these debunk streams is the fact phil is a liar. he's a proven liar. he's been a proven liar for over a decade. iunno, there's just something that really tickles me listening to a man desperately trying to convince people he's telling the truth when it's known he never does?

just complete absurdity.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

This is one of the fucking stupidest things Phil has ever tried to explain and that’s saying a lot.

 

[detractorzer0]

Phil is a woman scorned. Fuck me he is such a little bitch about everything. He probably blocked Craig on Twitter already.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

What even is the point of "they were saying they'd play mario kart dood" Phil you are the only streamer on the planet with such an autistic rigid schedule that you absolutely have to do everything you plan to do without deviating at all.

 

[PieceofShet]

The past 15minutes were pure insanity. Holy fuckin shit.
DSP is salty because Craig made bank on him.

 

[Corpun]

Well, if there was any doubt.

Spoiler: Phil caught wind of what Adam said, and is assmad.

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No fucking self-awareness at all! This dumbfuck is going to burn this last fucking bridge he has and use this to justify ignoring all their advice because they're toxic losers who used him to make money or some shit and demand an apology from them.

 

[detractorzer0]

For some reason he thinks that whenever someone talks about him he should be there.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

A tear in the Philverse matrix was visible to the dents, here comes DeeEssPee(nis) with the pignosis' dial turned up to maximum power to try and regain control. This is literally what a cult leader does.

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil, Keemstar could've appeared with any number of lolcows or even just as himself / Daniel Keem. Despite being YouTube Jerry Springer, he's made millions; even if there's nothing to bait the water, he is a YouTube susper-star, all they would have to do is ask and Keemstar would be his own draw. He had beef with Wings back in the CoD days; if they brought Wings on instead of you, Keem could've been there, and if not Keem, then Woody or Kyle from PKA. Because guess what, even though he can't do weapon shit anymore, people still love FPS Russia. You're not an attraction for others or bait, you're a spectacle.

Edit: He's also missing the main point of what Keem said when he was on. Phil, the detractors are a dedicated audience. You can bitch about them making $20,000 in 5 hours and everything else, but listen to people who probably don't have business degrees. You're shit at making money and marketing yourself.

 

[h0g]

I genuinely think he might off himself.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

I want to call this cognitive dissonance even though that's not the right word for this. The pure copium he's huffing to think that he didn't make a jackass of himself yesterday.

 

[Lester Jones]

His thin skin is really going to burn him some bridges. At this point, I don't think he'll even manage to get and keep a job with his thin skin. Maybe, begging or waiting for his parents to pass on are the only options for him now.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Business Degree Burnell could have really used some sort of contract. You stupid bitch.

 

[JimiHendrix]

"i heard they all did the ack ack ack laugh together in unison"

I almost spit out my fucking food. this is fucking "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY BITCH" levels of delusion and victim complex, holy fuck. that's so fucking funny

 

[Chernabog3000]

I want to call this cognitive dissonance even though that's not the right word for this. The pure copium he's huffing to think that he didn't make a jackass of himself yesterday.

Like a mad libs of mental illness. You can pop any one of em in that box and it'll work.


Reposting for prosperity.

24 hours ago btw

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Another bridge burned LMAO.
He can't handle it, even people outside of the detractor circles can see through his bullshit and he's seething so hard right now.

This is such a wild timeline where DSP and Ethan Ralph may be long lost brothers, jesus fucking christ.

 

[It Goofy]

This stupid fucker really thinks Side Scrollers made thousands of dollars off of him. I told those guys on their show today that they would be labeled detractors by this evening.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

"i heard they all did the ack ack ack laugh together in unison"

I almost spit out my fucking food. this is fucking "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY BITCH" levels of delusion and victim complex, holy fuck. that's so fucking funny

He called the ack ack ack meme incredibly hurtful LMAO

 

[detractorzer0]

Did somebody just pignosis the pig?