Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[dustnight]

The Pipkin takes over again. She's been ahead of Nick for awhile now when live.
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And thanks to her he now has 2.5k lol

 

[feral cat #6385]

And thanks to her he now has 2.5k lol
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What a horrible lineup.

 

[lolcows_townwatch]

And thanks to her he now has 2.5k lol
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Zoom on his fingernails here, lil snow-ish from tonight (it's live) and looks like he trimmed up his beard before having all the guests on like COOMLOT

 

[Bungdit Din]

What a horrible lineup.

The fuck is that 'Camelot' guy doing on there, fucking constantly, it seems. SHUT THE FUCK UP! No-talent twat. Makes me MATI.

 

[AnOminous]

I kind of agree with theory 2 but I'd tweak it a bit. He's scared because Ralph actually has a coherent come back to Rekieta if he goes in on Ralph and Nick doesn't want to Retort to the Report now that he has skeletons in the closet that people caught a glimpse of.

He's always had skeletons in the closet apparently, it's just now they're out on his front yard dancing around.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He's always had skeletons in the closet apparently, it's just now they're out on his front yard dancing around.

The worst part is he is the one that put them there. If only he wasn't such a drunken coomer who insisted on oversharing his deviant proclivities his grift wouldn't be dead. Looking at the lack of progress of his GriftScamCope it's clear he has trashed his brand and destroyed the goodwill he got when he was banned from YouTube. This faggot is toast. The trust fund kiddie bombed out of another career.

It's gonna be real interesting to see what happens when it's time to renegotiate his Rumble/Locals agreements.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

And thanks to her he now has 2.5k lol
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Anyone remember when he used to actually get decent lawyers on his panel shows and not a bunch of worthless degens?
Well 3 worthless degens (including him), an unwatchable boomer, and an australian that autistically raged when he got 3 down votes on a video.

 

[dustnight]

 

[Father Balldo]

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Theory: Nick's dad has that look because he can see Nick's future.

He looks like someone who was just forced to look at a relative's Jamaican vacation photos...

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

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It's comicsgate tier at this point. Yeah! Yeah I agree! It doesn't just affect Nick it affects every single one of us! Yeah! Fuck that! Yeah!
all this rah rah shit over a trust fund dweeb who did this to himself.

 

[northstar747]

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Is it normal to age this fast in 3.5 years? (not edited just screen shots from a random recent live and a live from 3.5 years)

his life sytle isnt healthy like the other poster said, alochol will fuck with you.

lol nick should buy a home gym and make videos where he "works out"

I just thought of this adam sandler bit

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Is it normal to age this fast in 3.5 years? (not edited just screen shots from a random recent live and a live from 3.5 years)

It is when you're drinking a fucking bottle of high proof spirits every fucking day.
You ever compared pictures of Jim Morrison in 1967 to Jim Morrison in Paris 1971?
Nick hasn't got fat yet, probably because Jimbo lived on junkfood and beer as well as whiskey, but he's aging just as gracefully as Morrison did between 23 and 27 when he OD'd on heroin in the bathroom at the Rock N Roll Circus.

 

[Swole McPole]

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If ever anybody wanted proof that having a shed load of money can't buy you good taste, this picture could be submitted as conclusive evidence. I bet as soon as this event was over, these niggers changed out of their clown school morning suit attire and straight into their polyester one-piece leisure suits.

The 1970's went that way, my dude!

 

[Procrastinhater]

rather than a mentally ill Southerner

I gotta stop you there cause that's actually personally offensive. Ralph ain't no Southerner. The Ralphs are a family of Carpet Baggers who fought for the damn Union and moved South after the war to scam money from my Ancestors.
Ralphs a damn Yankie.
No offense to any damn Yankies.
I know y'all don't claim him neither.

The Ralph Family move South. C. 1867

 

[LurkTrawl]

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Is it normal to age this fast in 3.5 years? (not edited just screen shots from a random recent live and a live from 3.5 years)

So you know the whole DBZ hyperbolic time chamber thing? Alcoholism is like that but in reverse.

 

[2lolis1cup]

I'm just looking for dirt on a few select people

I don't care if you post or not. You should however fuck off if you want that from here or us.

We document retards online and laugh at them. There is multiple people that created archives about the little internet circle you swam in. I hope you are referring to looking through those archives and not trying to treat us like a personal army.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Sally's brilliance of the evening...

Now that I have your attention...

So Hydropx had a solid 2-3 hour sperge/bender against Nick tonight and it's highly entertaining....

Nick screamed at him 2x on the Rumble stream after Hydro asked him for permission to jerk off to Lady R ass pics (as humor - I'm hoping) + later abt Camelot buying illegal guns (whatever, that's a little gay considering Alabama).

I'll try to categorize it... it's a lot...

Nick is a Lolcow/New Ralph:

Nudes + Lady R

Spoiler: Nudes+Lady R

LMAO, Sally, you're in chat every day. Are you SO overwhelmed and not having fun while posting pics almost on the daily? Shit is SO HARD, huh?

Lol - you got pretty mad, Nick.

Hydro, Sally has no idea who Ralph is. She can barely spell. Educate her.

Okay, I genuinely choked on my wine. Cheers, Hydro.

Facts. He has not let up at all. I've got a file. (And, no, Nick I'm not in chat all day. I scroll back and scan for about 12 names.)

Hey NICK, I think Hydro's point is more about your CULTISTS who had no idea their info would be public. See 5 of them who contemplated a lawsuit - lol. But you didn't give 2 fucks to warn them. Do you even know how much info they provided? Do you even care?

Hydro is the new me (Cynthia/Cunthia/Kunthia - SO many names for rent freeeeee)

Spoiler: Kiwi + Doxxing + Banning + Hydro Naming THE issue

I think it's more about manners that Viva cares about (Cdn and all) but sure...

Yup.

Sally, girl, we get a lot more right than wrong, unlike your cult. We look at the numbers for your cult leader. They're not good. Ever wonder why he's so defensive lately?

Grifty... I'm kind of with you on this one.

*Pats Hydro's ass*

Facts right there. He doesn't care.

(Not sure why Hydro is so worried abt the nudes. It's the INFORMATION they've provided THEMSELVES which is incredibly stupid. Nick didn't warn them and doesn't care.)


Nah, Art, sweetheart. I've only ever used information that subs provided themselves. Kiwi figures the rest out, if they care to bother. Look it up. Nick knows that too. Also, Art, you/Egal did DM him asking for the ban. You've said so.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu they keep bringing this up in chat. Any way you can find it? Nick seems to have a hard-on for asking people to leave of late.

Spoiler: Pins Camelot on Illegal Guns & Triggers Nick + Sally Gatekeeping + Hypocricy per usual

Nick then proceeds to scream at Hydro on screen. Camelot admits to having banned him.

Context: Again, Sally's all good with Downs Syndrome and rape jokes (plenty tonight on stream)... despite supposedly being a rape victim. God bless, Joseph Smith. #morals

Sally, look up the definition of harassment. You're watching a lawyer.

And, finally, typical Art equivocation + Hydro's redemption goal for Nick? (C'mon Hydro, you're smarter than that.)





WHEW! In summary...

• Nick's defensive sperging tonight was first-class lolcow. I'm sure it will be clipped.
• Hydro named it: Nick doesn't give 2 fucks about his people unless they pay him - but not even then - BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT HIM
• I still live rent-free but their facts are wrong (Art goes on later with a paranoid rant about how we want to dox them ALL).
• DUMMY, we could have done that 20+ of y'all weeks ago, if that was the agenda. How did you not warn them?
• I share information that subs have shared themselves.
• Hydro was very drunk

In OTHER matters, this made me LOL re the lewds...

Right: So it's decided. Art, you used your wife's body for currency in chat, as Egal did herself. Happy we've finally sorted that out.

Edit: Words/Clarification

 

[BathTubShine]

1500 pages - Nice speedrun to the Giga Lolcowness You Drunken coombrained cuck - Congrats

 

[sneedem&feedem]

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"This is about free speech"

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE A COMMENT CRITICIZING ME!"

 

[Cynthia Behave]

I don't care if you post or not. You should however fuck off if you want that from here or us.

We document retards online and laugh at them. There is multiple people that created archives about the little internet circle you swam in. I hope you are referring to looking through those archives and not trying to treat us like a personal army.

I have, sweets. I'm also not sure you got it right with Fedson/Art. But, please, put me in my place.

(Also, if you've not followed, I've been laughing at them, too. For years.)