DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

DOODY, STOP BRINGING DUMB SHIT UP, FUCK.

Here's a screen cap of scat being brought up in relation to Derich

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Just think, Phil could be playing fucking Hogwarts or some shit right now, having his viewers throw quarters at him and probably putting on a vest and hat.

Saying nothing and ignoring it is always an option Phil, but I'm glad you let your mouth run away on this one. This gon be good.
I keep saying it for a reason: Phil's a nigger. Not as in 'oh funny name' I mean this guy would be in a Worldstar video if he were black, either filming and saying "SHIEET! AW SHIEET" or more likely trying to pull off a weave for cutting in line at a Denny's. He just cannot help himself and every time he opens his mouth he doesn't think past how he'll feel 5 seconds from now, not realizing he'll have to live past those 5 seconds. He's letting his mouth run like he did his Switch, and like that he might also break from this.
 
Just pathetic takes.
Yeah, this is why denttractors, like FUCKING DOODY, are so annoying.

There's plenty of stuff to get into DSP about that is easy to prove, and most importantly, comes straight from Daves mouth.

You don't ned to make up Illuminati tier shit about Dave and his dumb ass fans.

It's simple, DSP is a con artist that manipulates retards into giving him money.
 
Yes, John and Howard; fuck Keem, if you want to talk to people, get the FGC.

Valle, Watson, Choi, Viscant, Jaha, Justin Wong, Arturo, Sp00ky, fucking so many dudes, and plenty from or still are on the East Coast. You want a DSP documentary, start there, that's where Phil cut his teeth. That's fucking Part 1, DSP in the FGC.
 
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People asking to boot dipshit and replace him with An, Agent, or PoP.
Doody moderates RTU, well that explains that.

I'd also say that outside of Agent and PoP; I don't think many of us Farms users are well known outside of here, so despite knowing plenty, we'd get snubbed for guys like doody.
 
I wish Doody was replaced with Tevin instead. Doody is spouting a bunch of wrong info and since Keem only has surface knowledge, he's taking him at his word. At least Gundam is on.

Craig definitely has the right mindset, to leave Panda alone.
Tevin has previously been pretty firmly against joining another person's stream to discuss DSP. Back when Rekieta got pulled into the vortex and he was trying to find a detractor to explain all the DSP lore to him, someone close to him tried to invite Tevin to show up on Rekieta's stream, to which Tevin just laughed and blew them off. I'd say the chances of Tevin showing up in this stream are zero, but it has been a wild couple days, so who knows.
 
"There's a theory that Derich's parents are One Minute Man, they pay Phil to babysit their son"

Is this the shit they say on reddit or something? Who the fuck has ever suggested this?
Gundam is keeping Doody in check. Doody drops some wild theory and Gundam corrects him with the standard theories.
Gundam knows far more that I was thinking he did, I'll give him that.

Agreed, Panda is likely a dead lead. I mean, I guess it ultimately doesn't hurt to ask if she wanted to say something, but she certainly doesn't need to be pressed.
If we want to dig up corpses, Rambo and Howard are still out there and I could see Howard possibly being interested.
Or T, if we wanted a literal corpse to make Phil cry.
But if the interview proved anything, it's that the best way to pressure Phil is with recent information - Kat's arrival onwards. He has a lot of trouble with recent narratives because we have too much information. The old stuff is pretty much done.
I wish Doody was replaced with Tevin instead. Doody is spouting a bunch of wrong info and since Keem only has surface knowledge, he's taking him at his word. At least Gundam is on.
As far as I know, Tev is not interested in group calls. He ended up on one with Metokur once and he basically hung back. If you were looking for Tevin, you'd probably be better off reaching out to him to talk off stream. Piece has also expressed disinterest in getting involved with stuff like this. Honestly, if you were looking for someone that I think would strike a good balance on a stream, An and Meerkat are probably your best bets.
 
I just woke up and have so much shit to catch up on and I'm feeling overwhelmed, the last time that happened was when I followed the Gunt and he just got beat up in Portugo by Cog and his friend. I'm just 20 minutes into his "reACK" stream to the Sidescrollers podcast and he's sounding completely unhinged, maybe the most unhinged I've ever seen him, even his behavior when he got kicked out of the Twitch partnership doesn't compare.
 
Get fucked bois Phil just debunked the expense lies
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He really can't help himself, he doesn't know his expenses but he has them listed? He can't reveal them because it'll "endanger him and his family" but he could easily just read out the amounts and nothing else for a total. Sometimes less is more, and DSP really needs to fucking learn this before he says something that could actually blow up in his face in regards to his bankruptcy hearing. I've said this before, but they have a whistleblower department and they do pay people if they give information that gets used as proof a person committed fraud during their bankruptcy. I'm not saying it will/can happen, but he throws so much fucking information that contradicts everything he says that it's a possibility at this point.
 
I just woke up and have so much shit to catch up on and I'm feeling overwhelmed, the last time that happened was when I followed the Gunt and he just got beat up in Portugo by Cog and his friend. I'm just 20 minutes into his "reACK" stream to the Sidescrollers podcast and he's sounding completely unhinged, maybe the most unhinged I've ever seen him, even his behavior when he got kicked out of the Twitch partnership doesn't compare.
Watch all of it, believe me. He has a complete autistic meltdown, going from crying to angry, to being a big pussy to crying again.
 
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