DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

Unironic, I hope Craig's normal channel does well for itself. He obviously didn't know what he was getting himself into and shit got chaotic, but when it mellows out, hope it stays good for him. The spike in money is no doubt a nice plus, but I dare say the real benefit would be the friends they made along the way. Shown he's not gonna softball someone and getting access to Keem or others is a nice benefit.
 
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Damn i feel like Phil is genuinly broken after this

He sounded so excited yesterday about his new online friends , he even maxe that gay little comment about whising he could join craig's decompresion stream and chill together

Now he realizes his chances of getting normal friends are gone forever and he has to turn to the people he hates the most.....his fans

The funniezt part is him thinking he genuinly looked good yesterday and that nothing went wrong
 
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Jasper2K said:
I can't believe shinko. Craig asked for an example shinko goes way off the deep end. Shortly after craig leaves. Good job denthead. Agent Proper was about to go on too I think Smh. Doody fucking ruined it inviting another dent on.
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I would have liked to hear someone like GTG on instead of doody. He's a guy who can rattle off lore in a very quick and coherent manner.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
"i heard they all did the ack ack ack laugh together in unison"

I almost spit out my fucking food. this is fucking "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY BITCH" levels of delusion and victim complex, holy fuck. that's so fucking funny
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at this point you gotta wonder if the "alotta peepul" who always seem to be telling him things behind the scenes are doing more harm than good. then again listening to the voices in your head probably isn't good either.


Kheapathic said:
Because you're supposed to read/address/answer super chats; because those people are actually paying for attention
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uh NO! you're supposed to read them to yourself first incase they say something triggering then when its safe you can read it out loud! they can't change back super chats as easily as paypal tips so fuck em!
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
Lol, he really thinks he was backstabbed?
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Yeah... I think he has gaslit himself into believing that because he needs to.

The interview went horrifically for him. He was exposed and his next moves were to present proof (that he doesn't have). I suspect he lied about the part where he was talking about sending Craig the proof as Craig made no reference to it tonight. This hints at where Phil's mind was at - the jig was up. This wasn't getting resolved this time unless he provided evidence.

The easiest way for him to weasel out of that is to paint the interview as being a closet detractor op to stab him in the back. He briefly opened tonight by implying that this was another of his 4D chess moves to expose detractors, but abandoned that about halfway through and just went full victim because it was slightly less nonsensical.

He needs to have been backstabbed so he can dismiss everything they said outright. He did the exact same thing with Howard. Nothing Howard said needed to be addressed because Howard was corrupted from the start. Somewhere along the way, Phil also convinced himself of this about the interview in order to protect his ego.

I really do believe after seeing this interview that the theory that Phil pignotizes himself is correct - he slow cooks a narrative and keeps bending it to make himself feel better so he doesn't have to face the truth. The truth is that Craig, someone he claims to have personally liked and whose content he enjoyed, met him and concluded he is the piece of shit we say he is. That's too much for him to take. So he went manic and convinced himself he was backstabbed.

Without exaggeration, I think Phil's psychological issues are entirely in the driver's seat now.
 
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PenguinSpy said:
I would have liked to hear someone like GTG on instead of doody. He's a guy who can rattle off lore in a very quick and coherent manner.
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There are quite a few people that Craig could have on his show that are much better than shinko and doody. Shinko especially holy fuck the autism. Locking a cat up for a few hours isn't going to kill it you literal fucking dent head its shitty thing to do tho sure. Out of everything bad Phil has done that's the first thing that comes to mind? Really? Wow.
 
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Jasper2K said:
There are quite a few people that Craig could have on his show that are much better than shinko and doody. Shinko especially holy fuck the autism. Locking a cat up for a few hours isn't going to kill it you literal fucking dent head its shitty thing to do tho sure. Out of everything bad Phil has done that's the first thing that comes to mind? Really? Wow.
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I would have gone with the wardog leader clip, the djruno minecraft rant over $20 or the classic slapped an 11-year-old kid.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
In the Daily Wrap, Phil admits that any future interview will be on his stream so he can 'control' it, particularly the chat and superchats.
Thanks for tipping your hand on that one, Phil.
That's not fucking normal and it means any interview with you is going to be inherently biased, something you were railing against all night.
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He became so mad when noticed that Side scrollers got $ 2000 during the interview. The piggy want that money!
 
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Elescondido said:
Damn i feel like Phil is genuinly broken after this
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He will be, he has peaked KEEMs interest in the vortex for real. The vortex is gonna get a whole lot more wild if he does what he talked about on that fucking tubo tard Doodys stream. KEEM going after whales and Rambo/Howard to do documentaries.

Yeah Phil you done fucked up son.

EDIT: And the Dent Doody really tried pushing for KEEM to get Panda back in the vortex, take that for what you will. Doody you fucking suck.
 
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PenguinSpy said:
I would have liked to hear someone like GTG on instead of doody. He's a guy who can rattle off lore in a very quick and coherent manner.
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EddyB, Almighty_Tevin, MrHuth, and a handful of others are the ones with the most complete, and accurate, information. Theo has decent lore, too.

GTG is fun to listen to, but he can get off target in his lore readings.
 
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Doody is really gunning for the #1 all-time retarded detractor spot at record pace, to the point where he's gotta be deliberately fucking up any time some funny Phil shit comes up. For the love of God go back to sperging about Wings full-time.

Craig is based as fuck for this shit though, hope we get more out of it but I wouldn't blame him or Keem for avoiding it like the plague until DSP steps out of line again. Fun while it lasted kiwiniggers

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