DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

[Chernabog3000]

Thank god Phil calculated craigs trust levels. 98% is high. Yet not high enough to forgoe a contingency plan. That 2% distrust calculation allowed Phil to invoke a trap from the start. One he fathomed before the interview even began. Truly the way you approach someone you have rated 98% trustworthy.

Phils coping has reached Scott Steiner levels of math.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

Putting DSP through a communist faggot struggle session is the GAYEST thing I've seen in a long time.

 

[Kheapathic]

lets hope we get the RTU redemption run soon. DSP really needs a friend even if that friend is gonna be shirtless and deep throating cucumbers.

Wouldn't be surprised if DSP running to Rich is because his feelings are hurt and he really needs someone to vent/cry to. Spends damn near a year calling Rich a scumbag and everything else; now suddenly DSP is all about talking to him. Come on Phil, it's obvious you're after something.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Do you have the Clip for this? Also Phill should go the Scott Adams route, he starts talking about the ills of Niggers and he will suddenly have a bunch of new fans and supporters

Holy shit when Ethan Ralph dies from an overdose in the next few months DSP can take over the Fuentes America First Cozy throne! It's perfect!

 

[Nicole E. Eggert]

Thank god Phil calculated craigs trust levels. 98% is high. Yet not high enough to forgoe a contingency plan. That 2% distrust calculation allowed Phil to invoke a trap from the start. One he fathomed before the interview even began. Truly the way you approach someone you have rated 98% trustworthy.

Phils coping has reached Scott Steiner levels of math.

Did Phil ever play XCOM? I can see an XCOM veteran seeing a 98% of something happening and deciding that they'd probably get fucked over.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Did Phil ever play XCOM? I can see an XCOM veteran seeing a 98% of something happening and deciding that they'd probably get fucked over.

He did-He sucked at it (I know big surprise)-He hated it.

 

[Enrique Pena Nieto]

Craig saw this and skipped it

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Ive seen that guy in ravens Dolphins chat lol

 

[Crooked 16th]

Just a shit show all around and the fallout will be felt for months. Phil will crawl into his cave even more, Crag and the gang will have to deal with everyone asking for part 2, and The Keem stuff will fade away and become a nothing burger.

 

[spacko]

big ups to the sorry fucks who are gonna sit through the whole 5 hours and compile it into a version that doesnt make me want to punch my own eyes out

 

[myone]

I also want to point out that Craig has basically read Phil's email to him last night verbatim - and Phil did not ask about sending Craig the evidence as he said he did.
One thing that annoys me is that Doody allegedly listened to the stream but does not seem to have mentioned that Phil outright claimed he offered to show the evidence.

You're the hero we needed right now, but not what we deserved.

Thanks for coming back and keeping track of his shit show.

In other news: DSP is a stupid retard.

 

[d1nx]

A bit unfortunate that Doody was the guy who had to represent the 'detractors'. Appreciate his restreams and update videos but he couldn't really articulate to the newcomers what it is about DSP that really is disgusting. Instead just ended up arguing semantics with Keem and introducing other random people to the call to do the job he should have been able to do.

 

[Zaryiu2]

There is no way he won't excoriate them this very day as having fallen for the detractor memes and being terrible interviewers. They're already persona non grata for the narcissistic injury they're causing.

 

[whirly]

I expected nothing from the interview honestly, I figured it was guaranteed to just be like previous "debunk" streams and the quartering interview. So I'm shocked how much of a typhoon this has been lmao. I feel like they all did a really good job being fair to Phil during the interview. Him doing this heel turn because of Kat's reaction (to like 15 minutes of the interview lol) makes me wonder if she's just been enabling his toxicity and making it even harder for him to understand his own awful behaviors or get any better. During the interview he seemed like he genuinely wanted some kind of help from Craig but I think he just can't handle the uncomfortable truths of his problems. He definitely needs therapy and he's never going to get it, especially since he won't talk to any therapist that "disagrees" with him.

 

[Grease Fountain]

Well shit. I really thought they'd try not to piss Phil off to make sure a part 2 would happen. On the other hand, even silence probably would've been treason to him.

 

[Kane lives in death]

Yea after yesterday theres no more ¨helping good old Phil coming out clean¨, the podcast guys and Keem are just detractors now (okay Keem was probably always one lmao).
I can see Keem trying to do something to hurt Phil even more while the iron is hot, like offering 50k to Panda to appear one last time on live to shittalk Phil, while it would be better for her to stay out of this mess Keemstar has a lot of money and he truly has no limits (Phil was right on that one).

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Keemstar has a lot of money and he truly has no limits (Phil was right on that one).

And that is why only a colossal mongoloid retard like Phil would keep on shittalking him thinking that there would never be a clapback because that would be punching down.

 

[d1nx]

People with Narcissistic personality disorder don't feel responsible for their past mistakes, which, I think is why Phil these days so often resorts to his "I've changed. I'm not a piece of shit anymore, you can't get on my case for what I did in the past!" propoganda.

There's a good YT video about Narcissistic Personality Disorder and this section of it always reminds me of that attitude Phil has: https://youtu.be/khssrZ3Pb2M?t=268

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Dooty + Keem + Craig feat. Gundam, Proper & Shinko

360p Local Archive:

Spoiler: WARNING: TERRIBLE FUCKING AUDIO. LOUD.

Keem has audio issues for the first few minutes.

Craig's perspective of the above stream. Likely missing some early Dooty + Keem.

Spoiler: 360p Local:

Got you @Oliveoil

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

I'm a bit late to this but I was in admiration how that podcast showed Phil an actual clip and the most recent notorious of his "rAcIaL hUmOuR" the infamous "sell her off to the slave trade"

When Craig asked about the connection between her race and the slave trade is where peak Phil's GreaseNiggery comes into play

Immediately responds that he didn't make a connection between her race and the slave trade joke, yet..

If you didn't know what her race was, why make a joke about being sold to the slave market anyway?

Context aside about the game and story, he absolutely fucking knew that the girl was black and Autistically made a shit joke even worse..

Fuck me Phil, you slide around avoiding accountability like the Greasy tard you are but when you open your mouth, you prove you are if not more dumb than the dumbest Nigger around..

Glorious to see a clip actually used to not just trap but also push back any justification but I really wish they had the clip of him wanting to smack a child and the clip after memoryholing and iirc banning someone for bringing it up

Again, apologies if I'm late but I have missed the Farms a great deal

Interview Saga is well and truly entertaining as always

 

[Summoned Demon]

People with Narcissistic personality disorder don't feel responsible for their past mistakes, which, I think is why Phil these days so often resorts to his "I've changed. I'm not a piece of shit anymore, you can't get on my case for what I did in the past!" propoganda.

There's a good YT video about Narcissistic Personality Disorder and this section of it always reminds me of that attitude Phil has: https://youtu.be/khssrZ3Pb2M?t=268

Since you brought this topic about the narcissist Phil, I was reminded about this video made by some Ukranian a guy a while back about analysing if DSP has a narcissistic personality disorder, we already know the answer to that if you've watched Phil for even a few hours to conclude that he probably does have it.

After seeing this recent fiasco unwind, this video does really put things into perspective that Phil really just continues to dig his hole deeper and deeper, he would rather surround himself with lies and false narratives than face his fears and actually be honest for once not only with himself, but his so called supporters.

It's about 3 and 1/2 hours so it's a long one, keep it as background noise if you want, it's also a video that's more so focused on events that happened before the wwe champions stuff and the bankruptcy, so it's a nice trip down memory lane if you don't remember things with Phil that happened half a decade ago.