Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Super-Chevy454]

I've been told by people who know that as a condition of their funding many startups were required to keep their money or at least a meaningful portion of it at SVB.

The more interesting thing is which bigger bank swoops in to "save" them. A rather large portion of one political party's fundraising arm banks at SVB too.

EDIT: This random tweet sums up what I've heard from a lot of places. To be clear I don't know anything specific about Honeycomb's exposure if any it just feels like shit's about to get real in that world.

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https://twitter.com/jonathanedean/status/1634336856438452224

Let's wait and see how LFJ will react to this. I have a bad feeling then he could snap out of it and not in a good way. Btw, I also archived that tweet. https://archive.is/FnKFL

 

[Procrastinhater]

Keep an eye on the failure of Silicon Valley Bank today, there will be ramifications for Honeycomb and damn near all of Silicon Valley's startups and VC industry. SIVB was the US' 16th largest bank and less than 10% of the money it held was FDIC insured (some estimates I've seen have it as low as 3%). Many heavy VC firms will be wiped out. Many if not most startups with VC money were required to hold a portion of their funds at SIVB (some were req'd to hold all of their funds there and now its gone). There's going to be mass layoffs and liquidations in Tech beginning next week all over the place.

Toward the bottom of this page is a list of Honeycomb's institutional investors who participated in the VC rounds. I haven't signed up for the site so only see the first handful and know for a fact that a couple of them are fucked.

https://www.crunchbase.com/organization/honeycombio/company_financials

EDIT: I found another site with investors named. It's just a handful:

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Honeycomb (San Francisco) Company Profile: Valuation & Investors | PitchBook

Information on valuation, funding, cap tables, investors, and executives for Honeycomb (San Francisco). Use the PitchBook Platform to explore the full profile.

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Every one of those are neck-deep in SIVB deals.

>Nick Grabenstein



That's the best fucking name for a Jew I've heard since Bernie Madeoff.
Be an awesome name for an Investment Broker,
Grabenstein, Cash, and Madeoff.
Securities and Investments.
13th Floor.



Nick Grabenstein denied any claims of wrongdoing

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Let's wait and see how LFJ will react to this. I have a bad feeling then he could snap out of it and not in a good way. Btw, I also archived that tweet. https://archive.is/FnKFL

All depositers will be made whole, FDIC limits be damned. LFJ should be thrilled.

 

[AnOminous]

That's the best fucking name for a Jew I've heard since Bernie Madeoff.

And people wonder why Jews change their names. It's like a nosejob, but for your name! It's funnier when they keep names like this and then go and do their thing.

All depositers will be made whole, FDIC limits be damned. LFJ should be thrilled.

Could anyone find any honeycombers in the list? I couldn't, but I'm not that familiar with it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Could anyone find any honeycombers in the list? I couldn't, but I'm not that familiar with it.

It wasn't just Honeycomb and their staff that was in trouble, all of their customers are worthless SV startups too. Without Biden's bailout the entire troon tech ecosphere could've shut down today. I have no doubt Honeycomb would've shuttered.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Grabenstein is not a jewish name. It comes from some very old Austrian catholic noble family (one particular line later became protestans though).
The name is a variation of the original name "Graben von Stein" or "Graben zum Stein".
"Graben" can be either a noun or a verb. As noun "Graben" means trench or ditch, as verb it means "to dig".
The name "Graben" may a variation of "Graf" (count) though.

Anyways, late but not gay bc noone mentioned it before:

Here are the Talk page stuff. He is triggered at someone removing 3 words
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Try using {{DISPLAYTITLE}} thing you fucking blind retard.
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Never 4get
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lol

Who might be this mysterious spy that watches and reads Elliot's thread religiously and snitches? Just who? His right hand troon assistant? Elliot himself? One of Elliot's several headmates?

 

[Procrastinhater]

As noun "Graben" means trench or ditch

>Ditch.



I was dissapointed its not Jewish, but knowing a guy called Ditch funded a company run by trannys is more than enough compensation.

 

[Wy4M]

Grabenstein is not a jewish name. It comes from some very old Austrian catholic noble family (one particular line later became protestans though).
The name is a variation of the original name "Graben von Stein" or "Graben zum Stein".
"Graben" can be either a noun or a verb. As noun "Graben" means trench or ditch, as verb it means "to dig".
The name "Graben" may a variation of "Graf" (count) though.

Anyways, late but not gay bc noone mentioned it before:


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lol

Who might be this mysterious spy that watches and reads Elliot's thread religiously and snitches? Just who? His right hand troon assistant? Elliot himself? One of Elliot's several headmates?

His will read Elliot.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Grabenstein is not a jewish name. It comes from some very old Austrian catholic noble family (one particular line later became protestans though).
The name is a variation of the original name "Graben von Stein" or "Graben zum Stein".
"Graben" can be either a noun or a verb. As noun "Graben" means trench or ditch, as verb it means "to dig".
The name "Graben" may a variation of "Graf" (count) though.

Anyways, late but not gay bc noone mentioned it before:


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lol

Who might be this mysterious spy that watches and reads Elliot's thread religiously and snitches? Just who? His right hand troon assistant? Elliot himself? One of Elliot's several headmates?

No steins or bergs are jewish, theyre roma scum who larped to create israel

 

[rodentia]

From their wefunder page:
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They collected almost 90K.
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Attached - Financial Statement.

i mean it entirely unironically when i say that this sentance makes me want to kill myself

 

[Procrastinhater]

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His will read Elliot.

A guy called Nick fucking Gravestone funded a company filled with 41%ers?
Fucking lol.
This dude is the gift that keeps giving.

 

[Roland TB-303]

This brick-jawed menace has been awfully quiet lately. I was expecting this thread to pick up after that #dropkiwifarms phase 2 announcement but in reality, nobody really cares what this piece of shit has to say, do they? I’d almost feel sad for him if he wasn’t a typical ban-hammer troon trying to ruin every space I can voice my opinion in. It’s been a years long fruitless campaign and I hope I’m not the only one who never wants to see this fags brutalist face or hear his Kermit voice ever again. Just let it die mate before your eyes stop working,

 

[Prince Vegeta]

This brick-jawed menace has been awfully quiet lately. I was expecting this thread to pick up after that #dropkiwifarms phase 2 announcement but in reality, nobody really cares what this piece of shit has to say, do they?

Can't announce a fellony to the world, not even if you're a protected class. Who else you think has been paying for all the DDOS attacks including the current ones that help Null fine tune and test his software configurations? Allegedly

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

A guy called Nick fucking Gravestone funded a company filled with 41%ers?
Fucking lol.
This dude is the gift that keeps giving.

"Grabenstein" does unfortunately not really mean "Gravestone" or "Tombstone".

Tombstone would be "Grabstein". No -en.

Stein = stone

Grab = grave/tomb
Graben = trench/ditch

-> Grabenstein = Trenchstone/Ditchstone

Sorry for ruining your fun

 

[AnOminous]

This brick-jawed menace has been awfully quiet lately. I was expecting this thread to pick up after that #dropkiwifarms phase 2 announcement but in reality, nobody really cares what this piece of shit has to say, do they? I’d almost feel sad for him if he wasn’t a typical ban-hammer troon trying to ruin every space I can voice my opinion in. It’s been a years long fruitless campaign and I hope I’m not the only one who never wants to see this fags brutalist face or hear his Kermit voice ever again. Just let it die mate before your eyes stop working,

"brick-jawed menace"
"brutalist face"

Truly beautiful use of language.

 

[Roland TB-303]

"brick-jawed menace"
"brutalist face"

Truly beautiful use of language.

You’re making me blush. Long time fan, first time listener.

 

[Wy4M]

"Grabenstein" does unfortunately not really mean "Gravestone" or "Tombstone".

Tombstone would be "Grabstein". No -en.

Stein = stone

Grab = grave/tomb
Graben = trench/ditch

-> Grabenstein = Trenchstone/Ditchstone

Sorry for ruining your fun

So a Stinkengrabenstein is a stinkditchstone?

Edit - Stinkgrabenstein.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

So a Stinkengrabenstein is a stinkditchstone?

Edit - Stinkgrabenstein.
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"Stinken" is not a noun, it's only a verb in German.
You smell like shit = Du stinkst nach Scheiße.

The Noun is "Gestank" (stench/reek).
The smell/reek of death = Der Gestank des Todes

"Stinkditch" literally translated would be "Gestankgraben".

Stinkditchstone = Gestankgrabenstein
Stinkditchtomb = Gestankgrabengrab
Stinkditchgravestone = Gestankgrabengrabstein

 

[Joe Cool]

Get fucked Elliot, you dumb brick faced rapist.

 

[Florch]

"Stinken" is not a noun, it's only a verb in German.
You smell like shit = Du stinkst nach Scheiße.

The Noun is "Gestank" (stench/reek).
The smell/reek of death = Der Gestank des Todes

"Stinkditch" literally translated would be "Gestankgraben".

Stinkditchstone = Gestankgrabenstein
Stinkditchtomb = Gestankgrabengrab
Stinkditchgravestone = Gestankgrabengrabstein

Only on the Farms could a thread about a hunchbacked eunuch side-step in to an interesting lesson on German linguistics.