Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[melty]

I've been seeing way more ftms around lately. They are always easy to clock. Out of two I saw yesterday, one was shopping for clothes with a bunch of female friends, another was hanging out with some fat fedora dude that I'm guessing is willing to entertain this to get laid. Weird fashion choices too, one was wearing a sweater vest with baggy khakis and the other was wearing a puffy vest like she was about to go out fishing.

The best one I saw was at a local comic con though. She was in artist alley at a booth with a lot of cutesy and obviously feminine art, as well as the kind of cute boy art that fujoshits love. She was wearing a beige trench coat and round glasses and I thought she was just cosplaying, but when I complimented the art style, the guy sitting next to her pointed to her and announced "he's the artist, I'm just helping out" to which "he" blushed and giggled and said "yeah, he's my muscle!"

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Ladies and Gents i saw the stripper troon again today leaving work, almost the same outfit.

Tight ball hugging mini skirt, fishnets the same stupid ballet stilettos in a different colour today and some godawful white top. The wig is even worse then before it's like he gave it a hair cut now its a mix between a mullet and a karen hair cut and balding in patches.

This time it was stumbling into a bookshop just down the road.

Still hideously ugly and still will never pass.

 

[doodoocaca]

REI went woke and has gross fat hairy MtFs behind the counter who clearly never go hiking, for some reason. Peeling, faded alternating black and purple nail polish on short nails, the she/they badge on the vest hidden under layered jackets and ratty dry haggard hair, balding, visible chest hair and stubble on chin and neck, and of course awkward small talk.

Are they going for the skag drag look?

 

[sheepworldvizor]

One Japanese restaurant.
THREE TROONS

Eamon (he/him badge) waitress - tiny poonster croak frog, green hair, pathetic.
Spanish hon in lipstick and green hair.
Truly hideous woman larping as a man with her balding husband and small girl child.

Feel like I’ve won the brainworm lottery.

 

[melty]

I saw two different troons at the convenience store today. It was mainly notable because they were particularly bad ones and one appeared to be trying to dress like a hooker wearing cowboy boots. Not even the weirdest people at that convenience store either.

One Japanese restaurant.
THREE TROONS

Eamon (he/him badge) waitress - tiny poonster croak frog, green hair, pathetic.
Spanish hon in lipstick and green hair.
Truly hideous woman larping as a man with her balding husband and small girl child.

Feel like I’ve won the brainworm lottery.

Three troons in one restaurant is pretty bad. Do you live in a troon-heavy area? Or is it really just that common nowadays?
Which one was the worst? The woman with kids sounds like a mess

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I saw two different troons at the convenience store today. It was mainly notable because they were particularly bad ones and one appeared to be trying to dress like a hooker wearing cowboy boots. Not even the weirdest people at that convenience store either.


Three troons in one restaurant is pretty bad. Do you live in a troon-heavy area? Or is it really just that common nowadays?
Which one was the worst? The woman with kids sounds like a mess

Three troons in a restaurant
each one seeking happiness
Groomed by discord speedrunners
Which one will get the spinny dress?

 

[monstrous bubo]

A haiku

A meal together
Three troons then hove into view
Our eyes meet and laugh

 

[Squirrel Nutkin]

Update on the gym troon: seen today lurking near the ladies locker room, now dressed in full stage makeup and gold lamee bunners (skin tight lycra running shorts), taking selfies and (ahem) very happy to be there.

I think what people say about these guys escalating over time is turning out to be accurate in his case. I'm a bit nervous to see what the coming weeks will bring.

 

[Fapcop]

Update on the gym troon: seen today lurking near the ladies locker room, now dressed in full stage makeup and gold lamee bunners (skin tight lycra running shorts), taking selfies and (ahem) very happy to be there.

I think what people say about these guys escalating over time is turning out to be accurate in his case. I'm a bit nervous to see what the coming weeks will bring.

You’re going to be on some of those pictures you know.

Pretending to take a selfie while actually using the rear camera is one of the oldest tools in the creeper book.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I saw two today, and the weird thing was how similar they looked. Both were dudes, I would say late middle age, fat in a middle-age spread kind of way. Both had faces like bulldogs. Their outfits were an attempt at “respectable middle aged woman,” but in both cases they were just kind of mismatched and wrong (one had a man’s fleece). Both were wearing too-small wigs, one brown and the other a rather violent shade of orange. I kind of wanted to introduce them to each other to see what would happen.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

You’re going to be on some of those pictures you know.

Pretending to take a selfie while actually using the rear camera is one of the oldest tools in the creeper book.

Can confirm. It's in your best interest to practice and develop a reflex to cover your face with your hands or whatever you're holding whenever a dude looks like he's taking a supposed selfie while you're either behind or in front of him. It's one of the reasons why I'm so glad that my bus riding days are far behind me, but it still happens on occasion. A troon at the grocery store a few years ago almost became a reason to get arrested for the first time in my life because of how blatant and smug he was about it. IME, they get off on making us visibly upset or uncomfortable, but might get scared if you yell at him about what he did or just loudly tell your boyfriend/husband what he did.

 

[PoopyFarts]

I've met two. Both FtM. The first was this little whiny shit coworker that looked like a teenager growing their first scraggly facial hair. They wanted to hang out with the guys but acted like a woman. When some dudes that are friendly with each other hang out what happens? Some shit talk. Troon would join in the group and laugh at jokes made at other's expense and then clam up and start crying if anyone fucked with them in the mildest way. Like actually run off to the WOMEN'S bathroom and cry at the slightest of banter. It got to where when they showed up at break the rest of us would get quiet... stand around awkwardly... "well I'm guess I'm going to get back to work"

The second? A total bro. Dated a pretty attractive girl. Enjoyed football, video games, and drinking. Could shit talk with the best of them. I had zero problems with this person. Didn't freak the fuck out that their old ass mom still referred to them by their female name..."She's just old and set in her ways" Just a generally laid back and easy to get along with person.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Didn't freak the fuck out that their old ass mom still referred to them by their female name..."She's just old and set in her ways" Just a generally laid back and easy to get along with person.

Poor woman, must be a nightmare to watch your daughter turn into a crude parody of a man.

Tax:
Saw a very short, very skinny black ftm at the vet the other day. Didn't interact, but "he" was the smallest "guy" I've ever seen. I must have been a foot taller than "him". No boobs, had the beard, was wearing a beanie and had two french bulldogs.

First troon I've every seen in person. And this was at a large animal vet out in the middle of nowhere. Shame.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

My husband saw Tim working the register at the uniform store yesterday. Said he was caked in makeup and probably Philippino. He wasn't wearing anything crazy since the employees have to wear a uniform (be a little ironic if they didn't), but I can only imagine how he would have been dressed if even my husband was commenting on his makeup like he did.

The area (military base) is known for most businesses being managed (not owned) by Philippinos who illegally only hire their own kind, so it's actually shocking to see a troon working, since they don't seem to care for troons and get to ignore laws about who and how they hire. If I had to guess, I'd say he probably just showed up for work like that one day after already being employed there and the manager has yet to deal with firing him with a different reason to put on paper.

 

[thissquirrelonatire2]

I live in a very small euro village and volunteer at a charity shop in a slightly bigger but still tiny village, and last time I was in, a young man-- late teens, early twenties at most-- came in and wanted to try a beautiful red wool coat we had in the window. He had on full makeup but short hair.

The other lady thought he meant the man's coat on display at first but he wasn't offended, and of course the coat was too small on him since he was probably close to six feet tall and skinny but broad shouldered. He had on leggings and might have been sloppily tucked-- I glanced because I thought he might have been an ugly true and honest woman at first.
Later on, he came back in with his friend, also in full makeup, and they tried on a bunch of ladies clothes. They were very respectful and the original one neatly refolded everything he tried on.

I felt a little sad and the other volunteer and I exchanged bemused and pitying glances after they left. I'm hoping and praying they were just edgy gender benders or gay cross dressers and the troon menace isn't taking over this part of the world. Plus, they were so young.

 

[seri0us]

You’re going to be on some of those pictures you know.

Pretending to take a selfie while actually using the rear camera is one of the oldest tools in the creeper book.

Not a troon and almost certainly not a creep, but I once saw someone holding a phone where I couldn't tell if he was recording people or just watching a video, so for fun I tell him "Whoa, stop taking pictures of people that is NOT ok!" and then he gave me this angry tiny asian man death glare and pointed the phone right at me...

 

[Mister Rogers]

Two sightings:

FTM: Sad little low-effort pooner working as a cashier. Short hair, name tag that read "Theodore," but otherwise just a dumpy girl. The manager misgendered her several times switching back and forth between "her" and "him" when talking to customers.

MTF: Weird dude came into the gym and was wearing a crop top and trans socks. The creepiest thing was that he was sucking on a baby's pacifier that he had clipped to his shirt. But it's totally not a fetish. What's funny is that I kept smelling something weird and looked over at one point during my workout and realized this idiot was surreptitiously VAPING in the gym, blowing clouds of smoke out where people are trying to do cardio. Just more evidence that these perverts can't even abide by any sort of normal behavior for even 5 minutes.

 

[JamusActimus]

Brown mtf with a farmer build.


Made me think of this.
Like you would have trouble passing as a weak man with a frame like this let alone a woman.
You're made to work in a farm/factory not to crossdress.

That person will legit never pass ever.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Knew this pooner for awhile. First encounter was online. This girly sounding deydem was actually a he? Or so she identified.

I had the displeasure of meeting her in person and she looks like a girl in baggy clothes (basically how any asian girl dresses) and sounds like a girl. She behaves like a girl too; super wimpy, acts shy and has a hard time controlling her emotions, etc.

Met her 1 year later and boy is she different... She doesn't look different, justa girl in baggy clothes. But she must've been doing T cause she's around 20 and is experiencing visible hair loss. Her voice sounds like a 12yo boy but that was worth it?

Mannerisms of a girl too. She's super talkative about how she cries, has anxiety attacks over very pety things, etc. She just comes off as super whiny kid with no self control lol.

 

[Wahgonga]

Even though they're exceedingly rare here, I had an encounter with a Troon.

I live outside of a small town, and there's a privately owned grocery/general store where I like to shop. Everyone knows most everyone else, and for the most part, courtesy and friendliness is what you can expect.

So I fill my basket, and put my items on the belt. There's a new checker, a young effeminate guy with spots in his face that must have been piercings without the accoutrements. I say hello and he just nods. OK. I sit my basket down on the floor and get out my wallet. This kid then snaps at me in an odd falsetto sounding voice that I need to return my basket to the rack next to the door, SIR.

I lean over and say young man, I know where it goes, but we're going to take care of business first. He changes into this weird pissed off little guy with clenched fists, red face, and a look in his eyes like he wanted to come over the counter and take a swing at me.

Wouldn't even look at me, and just went through the motions of bagging my stuff. I laughed it off, and went home. A few days later, I ask the manager what's up with this new checker. He immediately says "Oh shit, what happened". Then he explains that first off, he's been fired. I told him about the interaction, and he was not surprised.

Turns out he was a MtF Troon who wanted a job, and they gave him one with the stipulation that there be no facial jewelry, and no name tag with "preferred pronouns". He was fired for many reasons, the main one being an uncontrolled explosive temper, including threatening a customer in the parking lot who supposedly "misgendered" him, as well as threatening to punch out a fellow employee for the same.

Kinda comical, as he was maybe 5'4", and I'm 6' 190 and fit. What a stupid, insufferable asshole.