Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
If she does that, then this will become a true case for the true crime community to grift on for years to come.
Nobody would care that a drug abusing, alcoholic rapist felon overdosed, it's sort of expected of wiggers to go away like that, especially in a shithole like mexico.

Anyway, he will beat up his horse bride at some point, it's inevitable, so if she wants out, she has to act now.
 
It's just looks like normal potatoes, rice and meat. Any bodybuilder eats the same.

I usually do larger portions of chicken with some broccoli and rice because it's cheap and lazy and you can meal plan easily if you can handle bland flavor. If I'm feeling really slovenly I'll do mac and cheese with spinach and bacon mixed in as it hits so well after a workout.

But Ralph is not a bodybuilder, hes not even an athlete and didn't even spite walk that 2 miles he said he was going to, unless you count building his physique into being an oversized human bowling bowl while auditioning for my 600lb life as bodybuilding. And no, 12 oz curls does not count as lifting.
 
White rice is really fattening. It's why our island friends have such high obesity rates.
I love it too. All those carbs she posts - rice, bread, pasta, potatoes, booze. From one lumpy skinny fat to another, it'll make her doughy, but it will kill Ralph. The beetus is a cruel taskmaster.
 
Ralph is just such a gonzo journalist that he’s eating the marathon runner diet documented in The Curse of Lono by noted shithead HS Thompson. In this strange book, Doc goes to Hawaii ostensibly to cover a marathon. He notes the runners load up on carbs the night before the race, then describes them ‘hitting the wall’ and puking and pooping themselves. That’s clearly what Mantsu was ordered to prepare so Ralph can stay true to his Johnny Depp Larp Thompson fantasy.
I had a first edition of this one, long gone now, pretty cool with the steadman illustrations.
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White rice is really fattening. It's why our island friends have such high obesity rates.
I love it too. All those carbs she posts - rice, bread, pasta, potatoes, booze. From one lumpy skinny fat to another, it'll make her doughy, but it will kill Ralph. The beetus is a cruel taskmaster.
White rice is more filling but less nutritious. She should be doing brown rice since it’s more nutritious and they’re near the coast so it’s much easier to get locally sourced fresh fish and shrimp to mix in from markets.

In fact Meigh’s cooking seems to be the exact opposite what people suggest you should try in the Yucatán. https://www.boboandchichi.com/what-to-eat-in-merida-5-food-experiences-you-cant-miss/

Probably a sign of a struggling household, probably a sign of an inexperienced person thrust into the role of cook and parent with an overbearing manchild that barely shops for food and tightly controls Meigh’s allowance
 
before this "observant christian housewife" posts her next culinary atrocity for criticism, i want to remind everyone what she posted about her equally "observant christian husband" on ash wednesday:

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christ is kang ... or something.
You don't tell your husband shit. He had you cook that for Twitter before dumping it in the trash and ordering takeout.
 
before this "observant christian housewife" posts her next culinary atrocity for criticism, i want to remind everyone what she posted about her equally "observant christian husband" on ash wednesday:

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christ is kang ... or something.
Those wet ass "roasted" potatoes look so shit. Why does she post these? They aren't even "aesthetic" or anything.
 
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Mantsu is in imminent danger of being alogged. Too bad Ethan is currently getting wrecked on benzos, beer and edibles and will likely miss his 5am flight back to Mexico tomorrow and can't do anything about it.
Can this idiot get off Twitter and bathe her child? Maybe get her nasty hair wet too while she’s at it? Fuck. Priorities, woman. I’m sure the alog will wait if you tell him you’re busy.
 
The sad thing is that she may be genuine: contributing to an occasional lolsuit is more work than he expends on the child who actually lives with him. Above and beyond indeed.
Let's be real, there is a good chance May is signalling to an audience of one here. Whenever Ralph talks about this shit on stream when May is around, she looks totally disinterested. She doesn't care about Xander, this entire situation is a distraction.

Plus, she's trying to signal her loyalty and support to Ralph, who is acting increasingly abusive and neglectful. It's a wonder she's taken this as long as she has, but I think her brains broken.
 
Probably a sign of a struggling household, probably a sign of an inexperienced person thrust into the role of cook and parent with an overbearing manchild that barely shops for food and tightly controls Meigh’s allowance
It's because Meigh is dogshit and ralph is the best she's ever going to do, a complete waste of a human life, an abortion of a soul.
 
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