Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,599
And in some rare cases the thread goes away because the person in question showed up, answered a few questions and basically said, "whatever" and left. Like that guy that dresses up like Goofy.
Neil Breen has made films about on par with what Russell's "films" would be like (if Russell had some more money), but his thread is a whole five pages and gets one comment every few months or so.

We've mentioned many disabled people in this thread who live full and happy lives, and they don't have threads of their own.

I've run into a number of trans people in my life, and none of them have a thread. Same goes for gay people.

It's the most familiar moo of every cow who knows about their thread - "they bully me just for existing!" Because it's easier for us to be Nazi sociopaths than for a cow to log off the Internet and recognize that they're doing something fucked up.
 
He'll only be a celebrity in his own head, and on the Farms. ;)
While I love this thread and not that active, he's a C lister here, he's never had his own sub forum, he's just in a basic "dumping ground" of lolcows. Only a group follow and or post here, some on and off even.

Even on his most active watchers, he's the Dean Cain of lolcows. I think because how broke brain he is, that in it's own ways makes him angry. He's happy to be a victim because, he can try to spin it to his list of plights, as well as justify his behaviors. The fact it's a smaller group of people laughing at him he knows deep down, only about 30 people think his weird shit is funny and at times we laugh at him and move on.

I know he's broke brain but, I don't rule out he's got personality issues aside his lower than avg IQ. If he didn't have some personality things he wouldn't be SURE in his head he's the center of the universe. But that combo man, it's brutal a lot of cows have that where they really see the rest of humanity as NPCs and tools only. Not that we have lives, hopes and goals. Russ could learn we are people but why? He's plenty good.
 
While I love this thread and not that active, he's a C lister here, he's never had his own sub forum, he's just in a basic "dumping ground" of lolcows. Only a group follow and or post here, some on and off even.

Even on his most active watchers, he's the Dean Cain of lolcows. I think because how broke brain he is, that in it's own ways makes him angry. He's happy to be a victim because, he can try to spin it to his list of plights, as well as justify his behaviors. The fact it's a smaller group of people laughing at him he knows deep down, only about 30 people think his weird shit is funny and at times we laugh at him and move on.

I know he's broke brain but, I don't rule out he's got personality issues aside his lower than avg IQ. If he didn't have some personality things he wouldn't be SURE in his head he's the center of the universe. But that combo man, it's brutal a lot of cows have that where they really see the rest of humanity as NPCs and tools only. Not that we have lives, hopes and goals. Russ could learn we are people but why? He's plenty good.
I feel like he's a solid "B" lolcow. Trying to sue Taylor Swift and writing his cope book clearly puts him above a "c" lolcow in my mind. I don't think he's good enough to really break into the ranks are true A tier retards, but he has a nice niche due to the scope of his behavior and minor sex pestery.
 
I feel like he's a solid "B" lolcow. Trying to sue Taylor Swift and writing his cope book clearly puts him above a "c" lolcow in my mind. I don't think he's good enough to really break into the ranks are true A tier retards, but he has a nice niche due to the scope of his behavior and minor sex pestery.
I dunno, I think it's a matter of taste. Ralph bores me to tears, for example. He's just a shitty person doing disgusting things. Russ though? Russ is inventive in how he fucks up.

I find it way more outrageous (and hilarious) for a cow to try to sue his biological sister for not immediately wanting a relationship with him (and giving him access to all kinds of Hollywood types, connections which she may have worked to make and maintain, but which Russ, the male, deserved) than some fat faggot getting punched in the face because everyone wants to punch him in the face.

Russ is a very bad, rotten person with a soul as blank and uncanny as his face. He makes bad choices consistently, and he's a shitty enough person that I can laugh at him bouncing his misshapen head off walls. That's all I really want in cow.

I don't want him dead. I want to watch him humiliate himself and his family for years to come. He's such a funny little freak, lol.
 
Neil Breen has made films about on par with what Russell's "films" would be like (if Russell had some more money), but his thread is a whole five pages and gets one comment every few months or so.
Russtard wishes he could have the success of Neil Breen. Yes his movies are moronic and have all the energy of the second to last community theater group in Las Vegas but I would lie if I said they weren't entertaining as hell in a bad movie kind of way. The beauty is that Neil hasn't gotten self aware yet and I hope he never does because the man is a true auteur. He's got a vision and goes for it.

You just know that if Pipsqueak ever managed to write, direct and edit a movie it would be the most ridiculous thing you ever saw. The guy standing in for himself would be handsome, charming and successful with the ladies. Everything he isn't in real life.
 
Russtard wishes he could have the success of Neil Breen. Yes his movies are moronic and have all the energy of the second to last community theater group in Las Vegas but I would lie if I said they weren't entertaining as hell in a bad movie kind of way. The beauty is that Neil hasn't gotten self aware yet and I hope he never does because the man is a true auteur. He's got a vision and goes for it.

You just know that if Pipsqueak ever managed to write, direct and edit a movie it would be the most ridiculous thing you ever saw. The guy standing in for himself would be handsome, charming and successful with the ladies. Everything he isn't in real life.
I do at times thinks what Russ would be like if he WAS a Breen like. Outsider art kinda guy. Breen is famous for "the wrong" reasons. Russ wants to be the loved playboy. Breen like Ed Wood etc, really put work in, sure it's shit but they try, god damnit. They are in the craft make the movies and get laughed at.

Russ doesn't care about anything aside the fame. I assume he'd just claim no one gets his movies aside the little cult following and Barry Lyndon has nothing on his Death camp Rom Com.

But he's really off the radar aside lolcow watchers, what if he was a house hold name? Look at what came from "the room" everyone knows about it now, major movie dunking on it. etc. Russ, couldn't have a worse fate... aside what he has now.
 
While I love this thread and not that active, he's a C lister here, he's never had his own sub forum, he's just in a basic "dumping ground" of lolcows. Only a group follow and or post here, some on and off even.

Even on his most active watchers, he's the Dean Cain of lolcows. I think because how broke brain he is, that in it's own ways makes him angry. He's happy to be a victim because, he can try to spin it to his list of plights, as well as justify his behaviors. The fact it's a smaller group of people laughing at him he knows deep down, only about 30 people think his weird shit is funny and at times we laugh at him and move on.

I know he's broke brain but, I don't rule out he's got personality issues aside his lower than avg IQ. If he didn't have some personality things he wouldn't be SURE in his head he's the center of the universe. But that combo man, it's brutal a lot of cows have that where they really see the rest of humanity as NPCs and tools only. Not that we have lives, hopes and goals. Russ could learn we are people but why? He's plenty good.
He did have his own subforum briefly but his content wasn't enough to justify keeping it up.
 
I have questions.
  • Wasn't the trailer originally supposed to be 15 min? What happened?
  • Why is that a brunette? Wasn't the female lead supposed to be a blonde?
  • Do high class hookers ever work in brothels?
  • How's that Billy Joel biopic coming along?

The 15 minute teaser trailer is supposed to be released in May along with the incel song. What we just saw is kind of a teaser for the trailer. The girl he's actually wanting to act in the real trailer is blonde, I think he just grabbed a stock photo of a model from Google and credited her to avoid any legal troubles from using her photo. Whole thing is just weird.
 
Someone had some fun with his movie's IMDB page lol

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Do high class hookers ever work in brothels?
Generally not. They either work through an escort service or more commonly these days, for themselves and screen their clients themselves. Usually they see clients at a hotel, and not the type that charges by the hour. Russ could not afford one, and they usually have a security goon or two they're fucking so if Russ were to try to give them $300 instead of $2000 or whatever, he'd be hamburger.

Someone had some fun with his movie's IMDB page lol

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Which one of you is the magnificent bastard that did this? Come on, step forward and claim your just accolades!

I wonder if he's even considered how much grief he'll get if he were to become well known. His history of trying to use the law to force famous women to have a relationship with him against their will automatically creep out at least 50% of the population. He's just an unlikable shit gibbon, and even the most kind-hearted soul would have no issues mocking him.

It's a prerecorded segment. The show in question only runs Mon-Wed (at least during March Madness), so we might see it next week.
I think they probably record a lot of stuff in advance, some of it's aired on a schedule, and other stuff stays on the shelf unless they need a quick 3-5 minute fluff piece to fill out a segment. I think Russ's "interview" falls into the latter category.
 
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One thing (among many) that Russell hasn’t thought through is that rarely is a movie made with the original creator being involved all the way through. Let’s say for a moment that it’s a brilliant movie. What happens is that a studio picks up the option, hires it’s own writers and directors, and eventually Russ ends up buried in the credits as a co-writer.
 
Someone had some fun with his movie's IMDB page lol

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It would have been good if they had made a reference the Orchards.

One thing (among many) that Russell hasn’t thought through is that rarely is a movie made with the original creator being involved all the way through. Let’s say for a moment that it’s a brilliant movie. What happens is that a studio picks up the option, hires it’s own writers and directors, and eventually Russ ends up buried in the credits as a co-writer.
Unless he's got final cut there's no way his script would survive without some massive alterations.
 
Unless he's got final cut there's no way his script would survive without some massive alterations.
And he doesn't understand the studio absolutely has the authority to do that. Russ doesn't understand contracts, so he'd probably sign one without reading it thinking it was his ticket to fame and unlimited female celebrity pussy, not realizing he was signing away his right to have any say over the final product. He'd threaten to sue, and the same thing that happened with AGT would happen again. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if the standard scriptwriting contract had an arbitration clause in it.
 
And he doesn't understand the studio absolutely has the authority to do that. Russ doesn't understand contracts, so he'd probably sign one without reading it thinking it was his ticket to fame and unlimited female celebrity pussy, not realizing he was signing away his right to have any say over the final product. He'd threaten to sue, and the same thing that happened with AGT would happen again. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if the standard scriptwriting contract had an arbitration clause in it.
Or he'd think he gamed the system by insisting he have a cut of the profits and they slip in "net" instead of "gross" only to find out quite painfully that the net profits are an illusion when it comes to Hollywood.

Not that that's going to happen. Even if it was made for pocket change it's not going to show any kind of profit. At best some studio picks it up only to use it as a tax write off knowing it's going to bomb.
 
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Not that that's going to happen. Even if it was made for pocket change it's not going to show any kind of profit. At best some studio picks it up only to use it as a tax write off knowing it's going to bomb.
Direct to streaming probably. It'll end up on one of the ad-ridden free streaming sites like Tubi.
 
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