Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Are there any Infos on rather Signalboot and/or Metokur Masochist are actually rich or retards maxing out their handlers Credit card?
Is signalboot back?
Someone claiming to be signalboot was in the Gunt chat back when he first started dishing out the big bux. He said he wasn't rich, and had been in a bad place because someone close to him had died - likely a family member. Worth taking with a pinch of salt, but seemed legit.

It's one of the things that really turned me on PPP and Warski, encouraging their fans to give stupid amounts of cash - failing to make sure they were okay. Was just incredibly scummy.
 
The following will be a very subjective analysis based on displayed emotions and under the assumption that Warski's low IQ mind usually reveals truths he is supposed to keep hidden.
So after that disclaimer, I will try to answer the following question:
How did Andy Warski manage to get Andy Jr. murdered?

For this, we will use his abortionist rant:
From that clip, this is how Warski claimed the decision to murder Andy Jr. was taken:


So according to Warski, it was Sinead (https://twitter.com/sineaduffy) who decided to murder the baby after they had a conversation on the matter like adults... But this is totally out of character from Warski's known true nature.


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I believe he is lying in that part, but by the beginning of that same clip we got a clue on this issue. Notice that it is after Warski angrily remembers his former capo @Geekthulu that he proceeds to paraphrase Geek's claim on how was Andy Jr. murdered, followed by Warski's version.
"It was revealed by Geekthulu that fucking piece of shit"..."Andy forced her to have it and then he played Mario when she sobbed"

Later during this abortionist rant, Warski will again get angrily triggered when bringing up Geek seemingly out of nowhere once again. I believe during that moment, his low IQ brain forced him to describe exactly how he managed to get Andy Jr. murdered, listen:


"It was either me or Andy Jr."
"I never wanted to tell this fucking story, but Geekthulu is a piece of shit..."
"If that baby was around and I had to survive in that relationship, I would take a noose, I would hang it on a sturdy pole... and I wouldn't be here. I am not even joking"
Hmm that's an odd thing to bring up, isnt it? But this sounds a lot more like the cokefiend retard we all know, doesn't it?

So with all previous highlights in mind, this is how I believe Warski managed to get his own son murdered:

After Sinead informed Warski that she was pregnant with his baby, the low IQ retard tried to convince her to abort the baby right away under the excuse that he is a hedonist drug addict loser. But the love of a mother was stronger, so he used his last resort (before having to punch her in the belly) and threw a tantrum threatening with committing suicide. Having to pick between her son and what she thought was the love of her life, she chose the latter. Sinead was tricked by the cokefiend. And while Sinead went through the traumatic experience of murdering Andy Jr., the cokefiend was playing video games in his parents office. He would even brag about this event with his former capo Geek.

Warski would later repay Sinead by cheating on her with numerous catfishes, trannies and whales through DMs and irl. So in the last moments of their relationship, she would beat the shit out of this "warrior", the coward who tricked her into killing her own baby.
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RIP Andy Jr. 🕯️
 
"If that baby was around and I had to survive in that relationship, I would take a noose, I would hang it on a sturdy pole... and I wouldn't be here. I am not even joking"
So Andy Warski suicide baits, I'll take Warski Jr. over Warski Sr.

Way to cry about Ethan Ralph suicide baiting. Pot kettle.
 
The following will be a very subjective analysis based on displayed emotions and under the assumption that Warski's low IQ mind usually reveals truths he is supposed to keep hidden.

This is pure speculation, but given what a selfish, retarded specimen Warski is; I can believe it.

He is literally nigger-brained. Any concepts outside of cum, bing-bing-wahoo and getting high are completely alien to him. On any given day he even makes Ralph look like a lucid, rational individual. If Warski had an internal monologue he would be dead by now.
 
So Andy Warski suicide baits, I'll take Warski Jr. over Warski Sr.

Way to cry about Ethan Ralph suicide baiting. Pot kettle.
TFW your pregnant girlfriend tries to stop you from murdering your son.

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Warski Jr. could have done anything with his life. Instead, he was murdered in the cradle so Warski Sr. can scream beejams, stutter intensely while reading superchats from WarskiGainsAdmirer, and be ritually humiliated by Salt Papi in front of millions. It’s tough.​
 
If Xander and Rozy spend their adulthood praying for their father to be redeemed of his sins, gunt will have feint, but factual glimpses of relief while he burns in hell for eternity. Retard and the pig won't, because there won't be no one blood-related to these two faggots to pray for their redemption.

Remember, folks; there is no bottom to which Ralph can sink that is a deeper hole than what these two dug themselves into. Having kids and being a retard neglet parent sums up to your sins, but gives you an optimistic, but small shot at redemption. As much as Ralph fucks up, his kids can STILL drag him from the mud, even if he is dead. Ralph killed and hanged dogs, but he was too incompetent to get their spawnbirthers to abort. His incompetence is a gateway to redemption, as small and faint as it is. It is only fitting mentally ill people being paid bribemoney from companies to commit to ESG scores are the financiers of the Estro Cassino. Literal devil bribes. If you are a paypig, you are financing the devil. Repent while you still can.
 
Episode 28: It Is What It Is!

Shoutouts to @Smarty Pants! Gone buttnut 4gotten.

Powerchat fiasco and janny revolt, bending over to Daddy Gym, Abortski rant - July was not a good month for the casino at all. It is what it is.
"THE CABIN WAS SO COLD DADDY GYM I HAD TO GRIFT! I LITERALLY HAD NO OTHER OPTION!"
 

A&a have the ability to make a show that gives everyone including the alogs a reason to watch. Here's a displayed example:​


α: When he's down a box of wine, and becomes indifferent to the grift, and hostile towards chat, there have been times where andy 100% steals the show. With each glass of wine, warski grows angrier. For every nobody who mogs him in chat, he grows angrier As he gets more and more belligerent, the chat feeds off his drunkenness , and warski feeds off chat.

α2: Ashton bloviates and takes snipes at warski using Godwinson+αlog epithets.

α3: warski's homosexual discord server catches wind and sends donos to encourage andy. Ashton's remaining orbiters enjoy a dim glimpse of his pre-casino showmanship.

Segments like I have just described are the only times I found Kino Casino entertaining. I don't fucking care if it's worked-shoot kayfabe. It's been hilarious the few times I have caught it.

THEY CAN DO THIS, OR:

Β:
Clickbait the Rαlph segment and have 2 sober wet blankets stretch 30 minutes of Rαlph clips to 8 hours.

Why does option B always get picked? ashton.png
 
Episode 29: You Hate To See It!

Includes KC27 and RB20. I'm at a halfway point now.
feat. Asston and Tardski's sex tape recreation:
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Why does option B always get picked? ashton.png
Because the longer the show goes, the more money they are gonna fleece out of their paypiggies.
 
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