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BREAKING: Markiplier Gets A Girlfriend, Doesn't Immediately Tell Fans.

Pandemonium has broken loose on tumblr today after no one asked them. Sources tell us that famous youtube personality, Markiplier, has done the unthinkable and gotten himself a lady friend without explicit permission from his fan base. Furthermore, it would appear that Markiplier doesn't quite understand how to balance his fame with his private life. This has led to many boo boos and sour grapes as delusional young women grapple with the reality that senpai will never notice them.
"You can't tell me now they're not living together." remarks one user, emotionally distraught at the thought that a couple in their twenties might live together.
"How else will she get her Korean flavored cream?" is the response another user had. Said user is believed to be a virgin, and is currently on the market for a new name for her favorite Bad Dragon dildo.

For more information, please check out this entire fucking blog dedicated to being salty about him getting a girlfriend.
 
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Smarmy said:
BREAKING: Markiplier Gets A Girlfriend, Doesn't Immediately Tell Fans.

Pandemonium has broken loose on tumblr today after no one asked them. Sources tell us that famous youtube personality, Markiplier, has done the unthinkable and gotten himself a lady friend without explicit permission from his fan base. Furthermore, it would appear that Markiplier doesn't quite understand how to balance his fame with his private life. This has led to many boo boos and sour grapes as delusional young women grapple with the reality that senpai will never notice them.
"You can't tell me now they're not living together." remarks one user, emotionally distraught at the thought that a couple in their twenties might live together.
"How else will she get her Korean flavored cream?" is the response another user had. Said user is believed to be a virgin, and is currently on the market for a new name for her favorite Bad Dragon dildo.

For more information, please check out this entire fucking blog dedicated to being salty about him getting a girlfriend.
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This poor man is never going to get a break, is he? :(
 
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Aw geez I haven't been watching a lot of Mark's videos lately but good for him, and I hope all goes well for the two of them.

On another note, I can't stand these fuckin losers who just rage about Internet people they'll never meet and are way out of their league getting into healthy relationships. It's one of the purest forms of autism. I hope Mark and this girl's relationship doesn't suffer over this. Mark, and most Internet personalities, deserve better than this tbh
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MightyBiteySnake said:
Aw geez I haven't been watching a lot of Mark's videos lately but good for him, and I hope all goes well for the two of them.

On another note, I can't stand these fuckin losers who just rage about Internet people they'll never meet and are way out of their league getting into healthy relationships. It's one of the purest forms of autism. I hope Mark and this girl's relationship doesn't suffer over this. Mark, and most Internet personalities, deserve better than this tbh
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I have similar sentiments, that I hope it goes well for him.

Though I'd argue that it isn't autism distilled, the creepy fans being fuckwits like this. More like they're just assholes. And not even the fun kind like these forums. :P
 
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BREAKING: Markiplier Gets A Girlfriend, Doesn't Immediately Tell Fans.

Pandemonium has broken loose on tumblr today after no one asked them. Sources tell us that famous youtube personality, Markiplier, has done the unthinkable and gotten himself a lady friend without explicit permission from his fan base. Furthermore, it would appear that Markiplier doesn't quite understand how to balance his fame with his private life. This has led to many boo boos and sour grapes as delusional young women grapple with the reality that senpai will never notice them.
"You can't tell me now they're not living together." remarks one user, emotionally distraught at the thought that a couple in their twenties might live together.
"How else will she get her Korean flavored cream?" is the response another user had. Said user is believed to be a virgin, and is currently on the market for a new name for her favorite Bad Dragon dildo.

For more information, please check out this entire fucking blog dedicated to being salty about him getting a girlfriend.
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They keep talking on this blog about how Markiplier needs a PR team and should have learned how to "handle having a girlfriend better." Like, what is he supposed to do? Ask his fan base for permission?

Hire a PR person to announce for him? The entitlement people have over these lets players is really unsettling.
 
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The autism on the Markiplier thing is off the charts, it's like these people think they own him and know him personally and have the right to dictate everything the man does. Mark is a great person, he doesn't deserve this shit, and at the end of the day - he's just a guy who plays games on Youtube.
 
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I'm too tired and disheartened to screencap it all, but lots of anons have been like waging a *war* against tumblr user communismkills for the past 24 hours, accusing her of being a nazi because an ex she dated 10 years ago flew off the handle and became one. The kicker? SHE'S JEWISH. This is getting to be insane. http://communismkills.tumblr.com
 
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I'm too tired and disheartened to screencap it all, but lots of anons have been like waging a *war* against tumblr user communismkills for the past 24 hours, accusing her of being a nazi because an ex she dated 10 years ago flew off the handle and became one. The kicker? SHE'S JEWISH. This is getting to be insane. http://communismkills.tumblr.com
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Communismkills is a fuckin' idiot too so it's like an ouroboros of autism.
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Love that bigass "Donate" button right at the top of the blog there.
 
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She once tried to open a patreon for.....posting? Words? On tumblr? I guess. If she got enough money she said she'd stop posting altogether.

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So very tempting. But seriously who does she think would pay for that?
 
Smarmy said:
BREAKING: Markiplier Gets A Girlfriend, Doesn't Immediately Tell Fans.

Pandemonium has broken loose on tumblr today after no one asked them. Sources tell us that famous youtube personality, Markiplier, has done the unthinkable and gotten himself a lady friend without explicit permission from his fan base. Furthermore, it would appear that Markiplier doesn't quite understand how to balance his fame with his private life. This has led to many boo boos and sour grapes as delusional young women grapple with the reality that senpai will never notice them.
"You can't tell me now they're not living together." remarks one user, emotionally distraught at the thought that a couple in their twenties might live together.
"How else will she get her Korean flavored cream?" is the response another user had. Said user is believed to be a virgin, and is currently on the market for a new name for her favorite Bad Dragon dildo.

For more information, please check out this entire fucking blog dedicated to being salty about him getting a girlfriend.
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This exact same thing happened last summer when Mark finally revealed that he'd been dating someone for most of his Youtube career before breaking up with her. I'm not kidding. Fangirls went nuts about him "lying" and keeping their relationship a secret, and even went so far as to harass his ex. It was fucking crazy.

The story in a nutshell:
One blog in particular only existed to talk shit about them. After a while, she claimed that Mark's ex had started to harass her in turn, and after being doxxed by rabid fans, she then lost her job and pretended to commit suicide. It was later revealed that the account of her "friend" who had broken the news of the apparent suicide shared the same IP address. The fandom was divided between people who believed she was dead and blamed those who attacked her, and those who knew it was bullshit. Some even pushed the blame on Mark for not taking action and staying quiet about the whole thing, which is how JackSepticEye (a friend of Mark's) and his girlfriend got roped up in the drama, both of whom actually had to make anti-bullying/suicide posts on their Twitter accounts.

Mark himself eventually made a post about this clusterfuck on his own Tumblr, but I think he deleted it shortly afterwards.

In any case, this just further proves how childish and obsessive his fanbase can be. I wish I could say I'm surprised.
 
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SlothInAMilkCrate said:
Oh... I thought CommunismKills deleted her Tumblr after she got doxxed? Or is that another person? They all start to blend together.
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She dared tumblr to doxx her family, someone doxxed her mom, then she ran to tumblrinaction to talk about it, where they promptly laughed her off-site because she literally asked for it.
 
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