The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[stupid frog]

You can thank Humbert and Kevin for the proof they clearly aren't in fear of jack shit, Bonnie.

I remember that stupid uniwhatever being like 1k, but I think we were going off eBay listings and it was a couple hundred under retail. But I don't know.

Kevin immediately removed it from the packaging

I think this is the one time he didn't. He opened it and looked at it, and immediately shoved it back in a box. That's why everyone was like FREE MAH NIGGA UNICRON

>too poor to buy 2 and display both forms

It's probably still worth money, but I don't think he's let go of anything in his life. And obviously not worth the big numbers.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Well now I'm laughing thinking about police officers demanding the Tranchers get off the property and Kevin going "WAIT WAIT I've gotta transform these guys back into robot mode first to move them!!!"

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

Kevin has human children he abandoned.

Kevin never had kids, it’s penny that has a couple, I think

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Kevin never had kids, it’s penny that has a couple, I think

I am fried. Thanks for the correction.

 

[Ghostse]

Regardless, it's not worth nearly as much as it could be because, like with all his toys, Kevin immediately removed it from the packaging which significantly lowers its value, especially with modern toys produced with modern collectors in mind, most of whom will not ever take the toys out of the packaging. Kinda like how every modern comic book for sale is in immaculate condition. If Kevin were a comic book collector, he would buy comics and blow his nose with them.

Its $2100 to 2500 unopened, which as % of value isn't all much of a delta. I believe what you mean has really lowered its value is it now smelling of troon stink.

Look I'm not going begrudge a manchild his toys, or playing with toys when they get them. And strictly speaking, spending money on plastic children's toys is a better use of funds than using them to help out trannies. My only issue is they are sobbing about poverty when they have nearly two grand sitting around in a difficult to move large plastic toy that they've only had for a few years.

This isn't some case of not wanting to part with some treasured childhood toy for a couple bucks, or even zero-resale value shit like funko pops. That's serious money for something that's just occupying space on the dresser top, and needed cash for a troon pack saying how poor they are. That's nearly a fifth of their kick starter.

I guess that the videos I saw (and didn't watch) showed the transformation in both directions so your video is only about half the length.

Spoiler: The three movies I looked at

47 minutes

56 minutes (the same guy as before)

45 minutes

I just clicked the first result for "unicron transformer toy transformation" because I was curious how they got it to transform into a sphere and when I saw how long the videos were I noped out.

ETA: Wait, what the fuck, that last video (45 minutes) is only one way

I was kidding brah, chill out.
I only posted that video to show people how just absolutely insane the transform on that thing is.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

More from Kevin today in terms of moving.

It seems that Kevin is unpacking his hoard into Penny’s parents’ house. Love that he’s no longer containing the hoard in the bedroom, because that looks like an entry door to the house. [A]

Spoiler: Pics

That yellow duck is cute, I kinda want one. And a kiwi one, of course, so he has a birdie friend.

 

[glass_houses]

More from Kevin today in terms of moving.

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Spoiler: Pics

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That yellow duck is cute, I kinda want one. And a kiwi one, of course, so he has a birdie friend.
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There's nothing like pictures of a hoard to encourage you to declutter and clean your house...

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Just remember every time you see Kevin post thousands of dollars in children's toys, that his spouse's teeth are so fucked up that he's unable to chew with one side of his face. Can any of you imagine letting a romantic partner, never mind an actual husband/wife, have a medical issue like that while you continue to splurge money on consumer crap? Troons really have no concept of human romance beyond what little they've seen in pornography.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

More from Kevin today in terms of moving.

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That yellow duck is cute, I kinda want one. And a kiwi one, of course, so he has a birdie friend.
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Wasn't this faggot saying just a couple weeks ago that he's not into regular non fandom plush toys???? I didn't remember a beanie baby collection at all.

 

[David Glowie]

Wasn't this faggot saying just a couple weeks ago that he's not into regular non fandom plush toys???? I didn't remember a beanie baby collection at all.

I thought he was saying that he's not into teddy bears (boring, normie) but he likes all other plush toys (quirky, queer). Although considering the history, it's funny to see Kevvie with a Beanie Baby hoard.

 

[Unknown Recipient #12]

Oh please don't be a histrionic a-log and spout exagerated lies like that.

The video is only 22 minutes.

I guess that the videos I saw (and didn't watch) showed the transformation in both directions so your video is only about half the length.

Spoiler: The three movies I looked at

47 minutes

56 minutes (the same guy as before)

45 minutes

What a frivolous thing to own.

Weird how Vice and all the other news outlets covering the Tranch never mentioned that tens of thousands of GoFundMe bucks went towards an obese manchild buying himself piles of plastic.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Since it's a front door that's seen in Kevin's hoard shots, we can assume that Penis's parents have moved out and they have the place to themselves. I guess we can look forward to Kevin continuing his hoard, Jen continuing to eat shit and Penis getting more animals until it's a desert landscape there too.

THE TRANCH OFFICIALLY RENEWED FOR ANOTHER SEASON

 

[Scream Tail]

I don't think he's let go of anything in his life

Give the bloke credit. He happily let go of his cock and balls. Don't take that achievement away from him.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It might not be a front door, it could be a side door.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Wasn't this faggot saying just a couple weeks ago that he's not into regular non fandom plush toys???? I didn't remember a beanie baby collection at all.

No, @David Glowie is right, Kevin just isn’t into bear stuffed animals. For reference here’s him saying it:

Dear lord, he’s getting into Carebears now. He never liked bear stuffed animals because they were “too vanilla” for his tastes, as if teddy bears weren’t designed with children in mind. Also wants the pride bear. [A]

Since it's a front door that's seen in Kevin's hoard shots, we can assume that Penis's parents have moved out and they have the place to themselves. I guess we can look forward to Kevin continuing his hoard, Jen continuing to eat shit and Penis getting more animals until it's a desert landscape there too.

THE TRANCH OFFICIALLY RENEWED FOR ANOTHER SEASON

I assumed from Bonnie mentioning “when Penny’s parents find out how much damage they’re doing to the property” that his parents weren’t there, but it’s nice to have confirmation.

In addition, Bonnie tweeted this:

Editing to add that he just posted this in response to Neck. Neck has been posting shit like this every so often for the past month or so


I don’t know if anybody cares, but in between random shade posts directed at Bonnie, Jen has been posting about an RPGmaker game he’s been working on.





The imgur links were videos, which I have downloaded.

Spoiler: Videos

Last edit to adjust image sizes, i promise

 

[Näkki]

I'm still confused about their current living situation. If this is really at the penny's house, I can only imagine how many heirlooms and long collected plants, books or pictures they threw of that shelf just for.. That.

No interesting library, no propagation station, no pictures of them, no stupid gifts they won at last years local fair.. Just the fucking consoom and whatever they kicked off for it in some boxes to be thrown in the dumpster on their next move.

Not that any of his fucking hoard is worth much anymore anyway. Imagine the stench on those things. The animal piss and general grime..

 

[Law]

I'm barely more than a husk of who I've been, and falling more apart everyday.

So is it safe to say that transition did not improve this individual's mental health?

 

[Friendly Futa]

So is it safe to say that transition did not improve this individual's mental health?

Confirmed. It seems to have made it worse. Probability of subject taking his own life currently at 42%.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I'm still confused about their current living situation. If this is really at the penny's house, I can only imagine how many heirlooms and long collected plants, books or pictures they threw of that shelf just for.. That.

No interesting library, no propagation station, no pictures of them, no stupid gifts they won at last years local fair.. Just the fucking consoom and whatever they kicked off for it in some boxes to be thrown in the dumpster on their next move.

Not that any of his fucking hoard is worth much anymore anyway. Imagine the stench on those things. The animal piss and general grime..

Chris Chan unironically had a more interesting room/shelf. At least some of the Lego was custom built and the scene was a reflection of him.

This shit is just literally the consoom meme personified. Also Chris was smart enough to consoom Lego which at least can be boiled and sanitized and resold.

 

[Bob_]

@Humbert Humbert

Thanks for posting Jen's RPG sperging, it has instantly cured my insomnia.