Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[FinnSven]

Okay, so the problem, Kevin, with lying to a therapist/psychologist/psychiatrist is that it defeats the entire purpose. You aren't "lying to get what you want" you're "discounting the advice of people with superior knowledge to get what you think you want" which is not medical treatment just blind consumer shopping. You wouldn't do this with Transformers or stuffies, but when it comes to a greater expenditure of both capital and the permanent state of your life you advocate for it. This alone is proof you should not do it because it's clear evidence that you're being irrational and in the ideal form of your favored system the community would definitely prevent you from doing it unlike capitalism which looks at the capital expenditure and says "sure, why not?"

With that in mind, could it be calculated by a very autistic individual how much he has spent on transformers, other plastic toys, soft toys and sheer garbage and how much of his surgeries he could have just outright paid for with the same money?

My clumsy and unknowing estimate is roughly 30 usd a toy on average, some being a few cents, some being over 100 dollars.

As it looks like he has at least 1000 of these things, 30 grand would buy some breast implants and a vaginoplasty.

I am probably horribly wrong, but I do think he should have fronted some of the cost himself.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I am probably horribly wrong, but I do think he should have fronted some of the cost himself.

No, daddy gooberment has all the money and he is baby who wants his things NOW NOW NOW dad, stop hoarding the money and share the wealth!

If he spent all that money on the tranch it might have extended the life of it an extra 6 months to a year.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Can't find the link, but I recall Kevin explaining that he and Jen are in the same polycule but can't have sex because they both have vaginas.

It made me wonder why Kevin wants everyone to get SRS, then, if all his relationships are "gay" and yet he can't figure out (imitation) Lesbianism 101.

From what I hear, natal vaginas have these things called "nerve endings." Not much point in having sex if neither party has those.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

From what I hear, natal vaginas have these things called "nerve endings." Not much point in having sex if neither party has those.

But surely the injections of estrogen will make them grow. Surely the body will know the intent of all this extra estrogen and change its biological processes to match the intent.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Today we have a decent amount of Kevin content (not that it took me very long to compile, after doing this shit over the years I have it down to a science).

This morning, Kevin contemplated getting a tramp stamp reading “open invitation to femboy tops”. [A]

Daily transphobe thread, apparently children ask him if he’s a boy or a girl and he tells them he’s a girl, and because they’re children they accept it and don’t really give a shit moving forward. [A]

Shows off his comic books which he needs a new shelf for. At least he’s got the perfect bookends for them. [A]

They also went to the thrift store today, and Kevin got this admittedly cute dinosaur. [A]

Is this some kind of an exclusive release? What is he talking about? [A]

Kevin got a new top, probably from the thrift store they visited earlier (I am NOT dunking on him for that btw, it’s a way better economical decision than buying brand new, considering how much he spends on toys). The top itself is cute, but the V neck and straps accentuate the broad shoulders and collarbone. At least the straps aren’t spaghetti straps, those would make it look worse. [A]

It seems that Kevin is unpacking his hoard into Penny’s parents’ house. Love that he’s no longer containing the hoard in the bedroom, because that looks like an entry door to the house. [A]

To close out the day, he posted a selfie with some of his friends, one of which he stole the name “Kat” from [A]

For replies, we got… this [A]

Replies to a thread about modeling polygons or some shit [1],[2]

And this, from yesterday (my bad) [A]

Retweets


Meanwhile, Neck has really been going through it. [A]

This is what his timeline looks like, by the way:


Oh, and as promised, I made that one photo from yesterday into a PNG

Spoiler: Full Images + PNGs

Ugh, just look how cute the dinosaur is. Sad that he’s going to end up in Kevin’s hoard, but I doubt he’ll make it into the bed.

Birdies above the door

Had to make one with Geoffrey the Giraffe too

 

[Aunt Carol]

Strange to buy new clothes on the eve of breast implant surgery. Seems to me that a fella'd want to hold on to that tee-shirt money, maybe just a little of that toy robot money, so's he could rustle up a couple supportive bras and some new blouses.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Kevin's so ignorant about actual human women, I wouldn't be suprised if he thought gynecologists were in charge of dillating and revision surgery for Rich, White, Cis Women or something.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Strange to buy new clothes on the eve of breast implant surgery. Seems to me that a fella'd want to hold on to that tee-shirt money, maybe just a little of that toy robot money, so's he could rustle up a couple supportive bras and some new blouses.

We already know how the implant saga is going to go. Kevin will support the implants as much as he supported dilation, they'll sag and require corrective surgery or removal down the line.

 

[Souji Tendou]

Kevin... why retweet it when you already won't fuck anyone, ever.

And even if we fully ignored that fact, which I'm willing to do, there's no way Kevvie would ever do any drugs other than weed. Although imagining him doing MDMA is pretty funny.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

And even if we fully ignored that fact, which I'm willing to do, there's no way Kevvie would ever do any drugs other than weed. Although imagining him doing MDMA is pretty funny.

Shock twist, he undergoes a Dune style enlightenment and becomes... well, Paul Atreides is out of the question now. Count Fenring?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Shock twist, he undergoes a Dune style enlightenment and becomes... well, Paul Atreides is out of the question now. Count Fenring?

I'd guess IXian guild navigator.

 

[Richard Cheese]

My parents taught me to love and accept everyone. Interacting with troons is what made me transphobic.

 

[AfghanBlue]

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I've never felt so itchy just by looking at an image.

by God.
the thing is- this photo IS filtered.
unbelievable, and yet true.

This is not even as bad as it is.
aaaand, and- how many of these do you bet he took..

Imagine seeing his camera roll?!

its horrendously off-putting, even when you see a teenage girls phone camera roll where its all just her. its so vain and embarrassing, and boring, and a weird mix of insecure and narcissistic.
hugely self centred either way.

Men kinda (less so nowadays-but still generally, if you don't move in retard circles) not allow themselves to fall into this kind of narcissism: i mean its still embarrassing from a woman, but kind of generally vanity is a bit more accepted- more work goes into makeup, hair, etc, and you more so trade off your looks- a bit cringe, but socially more accepted.
what these Troons- Kevin, Philosophy Tube- type of mould- lay terrifyingly bare, is how many men are just dying under the surface, for an opportunity to be this uninteresting and uninterested in anything by their own -NEVER good looking- faces.
And boy howdy, does being LGBT Oppressed suddenly give that permission: every prideful moment becomes Pride(Tm), a brave strike against the system of normative beauty standards, Love Yourself!

its so, so pathetic.
I reckon Kev must walk around in total terror fighting off the reality of his actual existence every second.
he has brief moments of self awareness glimmer, and keeping them buried - every shitty toy he buys, is harder to cover, bursting out of the amhole in the soul- must be a mountingly impossible task.
what will happen in his big final crack?
maybe he can keep it repressed until he dies of post surgical complication- but i wouldn't like to be him on his DMT induced afterlife reckoning in the 12 seconds where total brain death is complete.
I think if there is such a thing, he knows deep down he's going to hell, or whatever soul-torturous equivalent.
As so often with the dualistic nature of these things, he's kind of living it now.
And we're all along for the ride.

 

[Hitman One]

Kevin forehead update:
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You could slip this into the slides of a coastline erosion presentation and nobody would notice.

As barren and horrifying as the tranch killing fields.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

maybe he can keep it repressed until he dies of post surgical complication- but i wouldn't like to be him on his DMT induced afterlife reckoning in the 12 seconds where total brain death is complete.
I think if there is such a thing, he knows deep down he's going to hell, or whatever soul-torturous equivalent.
As so often with the dualistic nature of these things, he's kind of living it now.
And we're all along for the ride.

I'm not a religious person. I did have a religious upbringing though. I always felt that the values of Christ (not Christianity, Christianity as a faith and institution can fuck itself) were quite admirable and should be how we live. We should uphold ideals of charity, conviction, responsibility and compassion. Dude wanted you to not be an asshole, to pay your dues and fulfill your duties, but also stick by your personal beliefs.

When I try to look at people like Kevin with compassion I'm left with pity.

I know not if there is an afterlife beyond the final moments before the brain ceases to be, but I know he is in a hell of his own making already. I see no evidence of a kind and loving god acting to help him, and frankly I hope for his sake that there is no malicious and hateful god extending his life as a punishment. I pity him that he has wrought this hell for himself, I pity him that there is no one and no thing that can help him. No living man can know for certain whether or not there is an afterlife, and as such I have pity for Kevin that death might not be an escape from his torment.

Yet, on the other hand I'm a hedonist, and my hedonism says we should laugh and enjoy the show, because there is no amount of compassion, charity, responsibility, or love that can help Kevin. His situation is irreversible and beyond even mitigation. His current condition can't even be maintained, as entropy demands that a situation as bad as his only gets worse. All we have left is to enjoy the show.

Drunken overtired philosophy is a fucking trip.

 

[AMHOLIO]

To close out the day, he posted a selfie with some of his friends, one of which he stole the name “Kat” from [A]

God LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE compared to hers. LOOK AT THAT. HIS JAW IS LIZ FONG DONG TIER.

For replies, we got… this [A]

Kevin your entire relationships are hollow and shallow, no shit having sex in a friendship is easy for you. This was my immediate thought. He doesn't HAVE deep relationships, he has Penny as a surrogate father set up playdates for him and leech off each other. He reached the depths of and JOOOOYS of gender but he's in the kiddie pool of emotional, serious relationships. He really has to be thankful for Penny and Jen to lean on as they're as deep as he is.

Retweets

No, that's gay sex hookups. That's just men.

mean its still embarrassing from a woman, but kind of generally vanity is a bit more accepted- more work goes into makeup, hair, etc, and you more so trade off your looks-

There's a good number of women who actually participate in the art of fashion, make up, hair, clothes, and such. There's time and effort put in, and it's easiest to do up yourself as a constant canvas to play with.

Don't get me wrong, there's many enarc women, it's just that maybe 10% of trans women are actually into those arts, usually former drag queens or gay men. Philosophymoobs has his done for him in hid videos. Most trans women don't engage in art, they just slap it on as mimickry.

And boy howdy, does being LGBT Oppressed suddenly give that permission: every prideful moment becomes Pride(Tm), a brave strike against the system of normative beauty standards, Love Yourself!

It's nice not to be stuck in narcissism hell.

 

[AGPinochet]

That's just men.

Uh, yeah exactly. Because women pretty much have no choice but fucking each other "raw" because they don't have penises and thus cannot wear condoms.

Unlike troons, who do.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Is this some kind of an exclusive release? What is he talking about? [A]

This is part of a recent Walmart exclusive collector line of transformers with the loose theme of speed-related vehicle mode guys. Some of them were completely original figures based on classic characters that instantly became scalper fodder on day one like cosmos, though this one's from the "second wave" I still have yet to see in any physical retail and is just a repaint Mirage into the female gobots character crasher, a character from a competing toy import line that eventually kinda got absorbed int the canon of transformers after hasbro bought out it's parent company.
However, unlike a lot of the other figures in this line that have actually new heads or some other part that differentiates them aside from paint, Crasher just uses the amazon exclusive clear blue variant of Mirage 's head.. Even the box art just shows mirage's face instead of a female head remold. For comparison, the last time they did something like with the combiner wars figures and potp elita 1, this they reworked not only the heads but torsos and arms of the figures to give them a femine silhouette. This is probably solely being scalped by resellers due to the character not having a release since like maybe the late 2000s, ironically as yet another unchanged mirage repaint.

 

[Law]

Talks about David Cronenberg’s movies and how they taught him body horror.

David Cronenberg gazes into the amhole and nods sagely. "Well, it appears that the student has become the master".

Maybe some KiwiSisters could start doing fetish videos where they simulate getting full body orgasms from washing their face, moisturizing and using sun block?

Since men and women smell different, I have unironically wondered why lumbering autogynephiles don't shower and use deodorant. Surely not smelling like a messy teenage boy's room would help make the woman disguise more convincing?

apparently children ask him if he’s a boy or a girl

I'm gonna call bullshit. Children are the biggest transphobes around, god bless 'em. Children will insist that autogynephiles are boys in front of their scandalized woke parents. Children will ask why that man is wearing a dress. Children see Kevin in the toy aisle of Macy's and ask their parents why that grandpa is touching the Transformers.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Daily transphobe thread, apparently children ask him if he’s a boy or a girl and he tells them he’s a girl, and because they’re children they accept it and don’t really give a shit moving forward. [A]

This is so backwards it's awesome. Bigotry, or at least the underlying reasoning that provides for bigotry to be constructed upon it, absolutely is naturally occurring in all animal species. Transness is a hypothetical that necessitates not only a construction of gender as a concept separate from sex but also requires a massive underlying structure of assumptions about the individual and society to even be conceived of in the first place. And because Kevin continues to claim to be a communist I need to point out that structure requires a massive amount of material conditions before anyone would deign to treat it as anything but a hypothetical thought experiment merely to kill time with or talk about while smoking pot or peyote or something.

Also Kevin's example that "children get it" is not an example that children get transness at all, they ask him what his gender is and he tells them "I'm a woman" (even though as he makes clear constantly this may or may not be true depending on his mood or whatever lie he wants to tell at the moment) and they accept that. They don't at any time indicate that they accept he was a man and now he's a woman simply because he chooses so now because at no point did he tell them that. Even if this was the case it wouldn't be evidence for transness being natural as all children are socialized. (For those like Kevin who may be confused this has nothing to do with socialism and does not mean that children are owned collectively.)