Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[FinnSven]

Can't find the link, but I recall Kevin explaining that he and Jen are in the same polycule but can't have sex because they both have vaginas.

It made me wonder why Kevin wants everyone to get SRS, then, if all his relationships are "gay" and yet he can't figure out (imitation) Lesbianism 101.

Plus neither of them have vaginas.

Just mutilated penises turned inside out.

 

[stupid frog]

Can't find the link, but I recall Kevin explaining that he and Jen are in the same polycule but can't have sex because they both have vaginas.

It made me wonder why Kevin wants everyone to get SRS, then, if all his relationships are "gay" and yet he can't figure out (imitation) Lesbianism 101.

lol, yes, I remember that tweet too.

edit: Found this on pg 521, I think it's it

(of the girlfriends I live with, one has a vag and the other is ace, so sex isn't as common as I might like)​

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(Daddy [Wedge] will be moving in at some point and that might change >.> )​

 

[Aunt Carol]

lol, yes, I remember that tweet too.

edit: Found this on pg 521, I think it's it

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(of the girlfriends I live with, one has a vag and the other is ace, so sex isn't as common as I might like)​

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(Daddy [Wedge] will be moving in at some point and that might change >.> )​

Thank you so much. This is confusing to me. For purposes of argument only:

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Kevin is a woman.​

Kevin had a vagina installed because he is a woman.​

Kevin is a gay woman who wants to have sex with other gay women.​

Kevin wants all women to be able to have vaginas.​

Kevin cannot figure out how to have sex unless there is a penis involved.​

Did he think this through before he had his crotch flayed? Maybe draw it out on a whiteboard or something?

It's probably good Wedge didn't move in, or else Kevin would just be sitting there on the bed, staring at the Inverse Cone with the dull incomprehension of a dog watching you open the mail.

 

[scumbus]

lol I had forgotten that there was ever a time that Kevin dilated at all, back in those halcyon days when hopes were high and his initial excitment of the surgery hadn't completely worn off yet. How long after the surgery were these tweets made? It couldn't have been more than a few months afterward, right?

 

[stupid frog]

Tweets are from November 2020

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Speaking of the amhole, I wish he would stop being a coward and show it with his legs spread.

NO. I can live without seeing/posting that.

Anyways, here’s an update for the past three days. It isn’t that much in my opinion.
On Wednesday, Kevin had money, so he bought Bowser from Target for $29.99 [A]

Did not remember anything about Ant-Man and The Wasp when he was done watching it because edibles [A]

Next day, (3/16) we have trans ravings that I didn’t bother to read (ashamedly, this applies to more of the longer things I post than I’d like to admit) [A]

wanting to buy shit [A]

Talks about David Cronenberg’s movies and how they taught him body horror. I would think the process of transitioning (specifically the surgery part) would have done the trick, but to each his own. [A]

I omitted a few posts like this that have no substance or importance because idgaf even though I strive to be thorough. [A]

He got the new Transformer comics. [A]

Kevin quote tweets a tweet, “introduce yourself in 4 ships”, the last image is deadass of gif of Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash [A]

Apparently Kevin is still in the process of moving?? (I crossposted this to Tranch thread so go talk about it there, I only posted this here for the sake of being thorough) [A]

Also went to Macy’s because apparently they got Toys R Us inside. I will make a PNG of this tomorrow. [A]

Bonus retweets:

Spoiler: Pics

 

[0 0]

I've never felt so itchy just by looking at an image.

 

[stupid frog]

Subtle smirk.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I really wish Kevin would get a phantom euphoria boner from using the occasional face wash.

Hell, just a regular soap would do at this point.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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I've never felt so itchy just by looking at an image.

Bad skin, bad hairline, no dick, no balls...oh, the wonderful joys of troonism.

 

[AMHOLIO]

It made me wonder why Kevin wants everyone to get SRS, then, if all his relationships are "gay" and yet he can't figure out (imitation) Lesbianism 101.

So:

• Can't have sex with an asexual woman
• Can't eat out, use a strap on, or finger with a trans woman with a vagina
• Can't have sex with cis men (for whatever reason)
• Can have sex with a trans woman with a dick
• Can have sex with a woman with a vagina (see: him trying and failing to make the moves on Alyssa)

Ok, I diagnose him with omegafaggot, where he's not gay, he's pseudobisexual who needs a dick to fulfill his autogyno fantasies and knows which genitals work and which don't in spite of his insistence his work. Basically, if you have a functional set of genitals and aren't a cis man, Kevin wants you to fuck him (as he is lazy and occasionally gives but lol). Gotcha.

Next day, (3/16) we have trans ravings that I didn’t bother to read

I'm trying to wrap my head around this but I'm blanking. This is what constant weed usage and a refusal to read does to people.

(ashamedly, this applies to more of the longer things I post than I’d like to admit) [A]

As a Gibsologist, this is probably the best thing you can do for yourself so you don't get dumber.

Talks about David Cronenberg’s movies and how they taught him body horror. I would think the process of transitioning (specifically the surgery part) would have done the trick, but to each his own. [A]

It's a good post to convey how disconnected and one track mind he is. He sees body horror but goes "ooh transformation" and tunes out the rest. He only cares about what he wants, only thinks about what he wants, and forgets and ignores the rest. He's less trans humanist and more looking to play pretend all day.

Honestly, I don't think that all transitions are giving all to their art, I think a lot are half assing it for fashion or trending points.

Kevin quote tweets a tweet, “introduce yourself in 4 ships”, the last image is deadass of gif of Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash

Yep, he's been a brony for a long time and even drew fanart he sold at conventions for it. It's a warning sign that his opinion can be discarded for still being a brony post 2015 or so.

Apparently Kevin is still in the process of moving?? (I crossposted this to Tranch thread so go talk about it there, I only posted this here for the sake of being thorough) [A]

They said they didn't have all their stuff moved over yet.

Free my nigga unicron. @Law my friend in unicron freeing, make sure you see this.


Then what the fuck is it?


So lying to the doctors is wrong, but gaslighting your friends into believing they're trans is not only allowed but encouraged and hot and hoped for. Ok, that's not manipulative or sounding like a cult at all.

Bad skin, bad hairline, no dick, no balls...oh, the wonderful joys of troonism.

You can take the beard off the neckbeard, but you can't remove the neckbeard from his old ways.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

So lying to the doctors is wrong, but gaslighting your friends into believing they're trans is not only allowed but encouraged and hot and hoped for. Ok, that's not manipulative or sounding like a cult at all.

The best trans ally instructions for everyone:

DON'T BE A TRANS ALLY!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Kevin forehead update:

You could slip this into the slides of a coastline erosion presentation and nobody would notice.

 

[Sister Miriam Godwinson]

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Incorrect: 1 gallon jug of Hawaiian Punch.

Kevin having his amhole revision on May 8 proves that the universe has a sense of humor.

It just happens to be the release day of Darkest Dungeon 2, an acclaimed Lovecraftian horror game about unspeakable eldritch horrors and the heroes succumbing to the consequences of their poor life choices.

 

[FinnSven]

Also went to Macy’s because apparently they got Toys R Us inside. I will make a PNG of this tomorrow. [A]

Why do I have a horrible feeling that the next time I see this photograph it will be on the news regarding a missing child and appealing for information regarding this man who was seen lurking around the toys R us in Macy’s?

 

[AnOminous]

I really wish Kevin would get a phantom euphoria boner from using the occasional face wash.

Hell, just a regular soap would do at this point.

Unfortunately he literally fetishizes being a repulsive, filthy, smelly piece of shit.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Unfortunately he literally fetishizes being a repulsive, filthy, smelly piece of shit.

Maybe some KiwiSisters could start doing fetish videos where they simulate getting full body orgasms from washing their face, moisturizing and using sun block?

lol j/k there's no women on the internet

 

[AfghanBlue]

I really wish Kevin would get a phantom euphoria boner from using the occasional face wash.

Hell, just a regular soap would do at this point.

What kind do you use?
Creme scub, foam, cleanser/toner, or selfie cam filter?

(The ‘lying to doctors’ thing kev retweeted is referring to getting a testosterone/similar prescription from the doc, and dispersing it, Ig to FTMs, but it’s not like Tim’s tend to be very selfless so they probably have some use for it themsleves. Maybe it’s standard for the doc to give the topical cream that Tims use in order to use their withered bits on each other. )

 

[ten dollars off]

Supposedly the penis loses size without regular erections. Probably the elasticity is reduced from lack of stretching and filling out the tissue. Guess it's like the equivalent of needing to dilate.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Next day, (3/16) we have trans ravings that I didn’t bother to read (ashamedly, this applies to more of the longer things I post than I’d like to admit) [A]

Okay, so the problem, Kevin, with lying to a therapist/psychologist/psychiatrist is that it defeats the entire purpose. You aren't "lying to get what you want" you're "discounting the advice of people with superior knowledge to get what you think you want" which is not medical treatment just blind consumer shopping. You wouldn't do this with Transformers or stuffies, but when it comes to a greater expenditure of both capital and the permanent state of your life you advocate for it. This alone is proof you should not do it because it's clear evidence that you're being irrational and in the ideal form of your favored system the community would definitely prevent you from doing it unlike capitalism which looks at the capital expenditure and says "sure, why not?"