You make a good point. How long before Jack throws a fit and gets "no male caregivers" added to his care plan, or is that going to wait until he moves from Skilled to Long-Term?
He's gay. He totally wants the big strong manly orderlies to wipe his ass. But he pretends like he prefers the ladies because... that's what real men are supposed to do.
I agree: this is going to happen after Tammy walks in on something, or someone makes a joke on Jack's Facebook about it.
With his current immobility, it might be too late for that.
He'd be walking a real stupid line if they caught wind of him doing that. They wouldn't kick him out for it because they legally can't. But they could make his stay even more annoying for him than it already is.
No condiments to go with his food. Water as the only beverage. Or something truly sugar free like black coffee. One egg for breakfast. And banning Hammy from bringing him any kind of fast food.
And he'll stream himself ordering a cheeseburger from the closest fast food place.
The best he'll be able to do is Jagoff on the Go and he'll have to be fed like a baby bird.
We had a poor PT guy who the fatties always waited for because he could pick them up and thus do most of the work while transferring them to and from bed. Even if they didn't request him the aides were always calling him during the day to do transfers and in the Bari at the place, I was at Jack would have been consider a smaller sized resident in that hall. I'm like dude you're going to blow your back out if you keep doing this. Moment of silence for all who have to lift fat asses like Jack at the nursing homes.
Only if you mean a baby goose.
Jack's obese but he's short, and until recently he was ambulatory.
Mate.... You know you'll be watching, just like the rest of us.
He's such a spineless little bitch.
"I'm not complaining! But... [insert 50 complaints here.]"
How optimistic of you to think he'll be able to speak so clearly.
Yeah, I'm not sure if I like the One Limbed Bandit saga that much either. The entire heart attack into stroke saga was a long time coming and Jack treating the nursing home stay like a restaurant review is pretty funny, but what will happen to the video content when he's back home, potentially at the new place without the infamous kitchen? At the end of the day there's only so much humor you can extract from Karen-grade boomerposting on Facebook, Fat on the Go has potential to be really funny and/or the right kind of annoying with the new Jack but that's going to rely on mommywife's permission more than ever, and who knows if the flagship CWJ will survive at all.
