Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[DongMiguel]

Lol ol kristy. I will never not laugh at these tards. Makes a vague suicide threat while posting funny saint Patrick's day photos.
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lmao

Reminds me of the latest tiktok trend where you'll post a photo of yourself happy with text mentioning something awful like, "I got dementia."

 

[lightswitchdoll]

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What drugs is she getting that get her this fucking wall-eyed? (Genuinely serious question - I know her eyes probably just naturally drift into different time zones anyway but would they actually give her any strong drugs for a vague non-specific pain?)

She's such a fucking mong. I'd guess Dalton's probably watching Aidean but if he gets called in on his failure to attend she'll probably just start dragging the kid along with her.

 

[Meowzers]

i have a theory about her constant ER visits (other than the attention/drug seeking). she lives in a shithole with feral dogs crapping everywhere and sleeps on a mattress on the floor. in a hospital, she's in a clean, air conditioned environment on an actual bed with crisp clean sheets, with people taking care of her. some hospital ERs even have television and there's easy access to vending machine snacks. a hospital stay is like a mini vacation to her. she would always get hotel rooms with Aiden and Dalton and completely trash the place up because she ain't gotta clean it. a hospital room is basically a hotel room, but free!
source for my theory: grew up poor white trash and shitty hotels/hospital visits were fun for baby meowzers because they were clean and had air conditioning and vending machines with actual food

 

[eDove]

The last name of Sammie's baby is 100% contingent on whichever guy she likes at the time. If she manages to find another NotW (I hope since is boring) the baby'll have his name. Hell, she'll probably tack on a new fake pregnancy on top of this one. She may just forget about it in the event that it doesn't persuade to come back.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

i have a theory about her constant ER visits (other than the attention/drug seeking). she lives in a shithole with feral dogs crapping everywhere and sleeps on a mattress on the floor. in a hospital, she's in a clean, air conditioned environment on an actual bed with crisp clean sheets, with people taking care of her. some hospital ERs even have television and there's easy access to vending machine snacks. a hospital stay is like a mini vacation to her. she would always get hotel rooms with Aiden and Dalton and completely trash the place up because she ain't gotta clean it. a hospital room is basically a hotel room, but free!
source for my theory: grew up poor white trash and shitty hotels/hospital visits were fun for baby meowzers because they were clean and had air conditioning and vending machines with actual food

I think this is 100% right.

 

[Xenomorph]

i have a theory about her constant ER visits (other than the attention/drug seeking). she lives in a shithole with feral dogs crapping everywhere and sleeps on a mattress on the floor. in a hospital, she's in a clean, air conditioned environment on an actual bed with crisp clean sheets, with people taking care of her. some hospital ERs even have television and there's easy access to vending machine snacks. a hospital stay is like a mini vacation to her. she would always get hotel rooms with Aiden and Dalton and completely trash the place up because she ain't gotta clean it. a hospital room is basically a hotel room, but free!
source for my theory: grew up poor white trash and shitty hotels/hospital visits were fun for baby meowzers because they were clean and had air conditioning and vending machines with actual food

Too bad she doesnt use their shower.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Shes sadly still with dumb ass ET. He looks miserable.


Saved the best for last.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

You may hate it but this is what peak lolcow looks like. How could she even be shamed when this is what she openly shares?

 

[Vi0l3t]

You may hate it but this is what peak lolcow looks like. How could she even be shamed when this is what she openly shares?View attachment 4840053

I can't stop laughing, Darnell looks like a tranny here.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Sabrina had her gender reveal party. Her fuckboy looking 'husband' showed up and seemed sober. Sabrina is on her way to being Sammie sized, and is inappropriately dressed as always (It was like 30 outside and windy when they did this.) Sammie wasn't there, and hasn't commented or reacted to anything regarding Sabrinas brown child. She's livid

 

[eDove]

Sabrina had her gender reveal party. Her fuckboy looking 'husband' showed up and seemed sober. Sabrina is on her way to being Sammie sized, and is inappropriately dressed as always (It was like 30 outside and windy when they did this.) Sammie wasn't there, and hasn't commented or reacted to anything regarding Sabrinas brown child. She's livid
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How'd she get so fat already? Holy shit. She must've not had too many aversions or morning sickness days.

 

[Hypnotoad]

Wow, she really ballooned up!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

How'd she get so fat already? Holy shit. She must've not had too many aversions or morning sickness days.

She was pretty big a few years ago. She seemed to slim down some when she started dating this guy, but I feel like she's using Sammie pregnancy logic and eating for 3. I think this is the beginning of Sabrina sliding into Torrid sizing... unless she can get a handle on things after the baby, she's just going to start getting fatter and fatter every year.

I do wonder if Sabrinas pregnancy will be a mess too, and if her bean baby is going to be fucked up and unhealthy like Ben and Lucy were.

 

[Vi0l3t]

She was pretty big a few years ago. She seemed to slim down some when she started dating this guy, but I feel like she's using Sammie pregnancy logic and eating for 3. I think this is the beginning of Sabrina sliding into Torrid sizing... unless she can get a handle on things after the baby, she's just going to start getting fatter and fatter every year.

I do wonder if Sabrinas pregnancy will be a mess too, and if her bean baby is going to be fucked up and unhealthy like Ben and Lucy were.

If you see the video his hug (baby daddy) after was so awkward.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?st...f7B9UAaAjl&id=100007417597871&mibextid=Nif5oz

Sorry the video is shit so the screen shots are but at the end they do the reveal and he hugged her really awkwardly. Just leaned in, no arms around her at all.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

If you see the video his hug (baby daddy) after was so awkward.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?st...f7B9UAaAjl&id=100007417597871&mibextid=Nif5oz

Sorry the video is shit so the screen shots are but at the end they do the reveal and he hugged her really awkwardly. Just leaned in, no arms around her at all.
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rotfl this dude is never marrying her. I have a feeling even with her knocked up, she'd have been out the door a while ago if his mother didn't seem to love Sabrina. It's sad because it's clear people care about Sabrina but are excited for her... a lot more excited than they ever were for Sammie and her kids. But this dude is as emotionally invested in this as Salad is in his 'marriage' to Chinny. He hugged her the way you hug people you don't want to touch. He never made eye contact. He doesn't even smile or emote at his family. He just kinda shuffles around playing with scissors and waiting for it to end.

Oh my God Sabrina you stupid bitch. This is what you're throwing your life away for. She's almost as retarded and insane as her sister.

 

[Vi0l3t]

rotfl this dude is never marrying her. I have a feeling even with her knocked up, she'd have been out the door a while ago if he mothers didn't seem to love Sabrina. It's sad because it's clear people care about Sabrina but are excited for her... a lot more excited than they ever were for Sammie and her kids. But this dude is as emotionally invested in this as Salad is in his 'marriage' to Chinny. He hugged her the way you hug people you don't want to touch. He never made eye contact. He doesn't even smile or emote at his family. He just kinda shuffles around playing with scissors and waiting for it to end.

Oh my God Sabrina you stupid bitch. This is what you're throwing your life away for. She's almost as retarded and insane as her sister.

I agree, couldn't even say anything exciting to her after finding out, no excitement. Didnt comfort her happy tears or nothing.

 

[Xenomorph]

Sabrinas man looks like he takes it in the culo.

 

[retard strength]

God dammit Sabrina

 

[Trombonista]

Shit, are we getting another Diet Sammie? The first Diet Sammie was is bad enough...

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Wilkos and Springer could really fight over having her as a guest, couldn't they? She's clearly Springer fodder through and through but it would be hilarious to see her on Wilkos, mugging and 'mmm-hmmm'-ing like all the angry trashy black women despite being white as fuck.

I would LOVE to see the trash on this thread on Steve Wilkos. Oh my gosh, can you imagine him laying into them? Especially Kim and crew.