Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 85 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 49 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 110 35.3%

  • Total voters
    312
Late on this bc site wasn’t letting me do reactions, posts, etc during last few days but this stuff about Locals privacy is really silly. They actually think putting Locals chat to sub only mode will make one iota of difference? Not to the person with a spare five bucks or who can hop on over to the farms to read all about it. And what’s this about “gaining ammunition?” The phrase that should replace it is: “It’ll stop people who don’t pay from reading it and laughing at you“. Except, of course, it won’t. 70A0EC59-3B32-4D76-84BF-CD8C776DC11C.jpeg
What is this ammunition? His own words? His followers own words? If that's "ammunition" maybe thats a problem with what you are saying?

I guess you have to be led down the garden path of buy-in to the inner circle before you are allowed to see the Hallowed conversations of balls in asses. Otherwise you may get the (((wrong impression))).
 
I hope he actually tries the argument that the Gay 90s, which describes itself as a gay bar on its own website, is not a gay bar.
It's not gay, the balls weren't touching, not even on the pool table, he checked. And how could they frankly, they're safely locked away in a Balldo.
 
Thanks for clipping it before I did.
This one's fucking rich coming from a trust fund kid who never had to struggle in life. Reminds me of the "I hate jury analysis" rant.
"Money isn't important to get laid!" says the guy who's never had money issues.
And married the first woman who would fuck him.
 
It's true that the red pill guys aren't always right, and can sabotage themselves at times, but they also have good insights sometimes.

Yes, Nick, a girl looking to bang isn't always going to check your bank account. But money sure will help. It'll also help maintain a relationship since, shocking I know, a lot of these depressed young men are looking for more than just a fuck. They're desperate for not just the touch of a woman, but a loving one.

The talk about "you'll make $100k within 3 years" showing he doesn't understand how much luck it takes to become successful with the algorithm.

Hypocrisy rears its head once again. His comments about how there's guys who talk all the time about how they don't care about dating, but "they clearly care. They're always talking about it." The hypocrisy here is two-fold. This same sentiment can be applied to Nick constantly talking about how he doesn't care about what his former fans say, but also to the Locals chat constantly talking about how they have great sex lives. If nonstop chatter is proof that a person is lying, then don't you actually care, Nick? Then isn't it true that Locals chatters (including Nick) are the unsatisfied people?

I know that the general consensus here has concluded that long ago. This is simply pointing out how his words work against him.
 
I bet that if I waited another 15-16 hours, that is, until exactly 5 days after the publication, the decline would be pretty much exponential.
16 hours later, the graph does, in fact, look like an exponential decline. Very sad indeed.
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We now have 3 normal days to establish a tentative baseline of "how much money Nicky receives if he doesn't e-beg," which is ($180 + $320 + $290) / 3 = $263⅓. Hey, that's higher than the $140 previously used to estimate future donos. Good job, Nicky! Now you only have triple the shilling instead of quintupling it!

I would also like to bring to attention this recent donation by Mr. MapHanger:
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Isn't this precisely the sort of stuff Schneider can use to show to the court something like "hey, ordinary people on the internet believed the Defendant's defamation of my poor client"? I mean, Mr. MapHanger here is convinced that Monty is "a weird melon molesting pdf file," and it certainly seems like it's Mr. Rekieta who convinced him of that r-r-ridiculous notion. Tsk-tsk-tsk.

Can you imagine being Randazza in this situation? Shit like the above screenshot keeps falling on your case out of basically nowhere, as Rekieta "jokes" on Twitter about you getting boners while thinking of him. Fucking amazing.
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Isn't Crowder a crossdresser who occasionally roleplays as Jesus Christ (blasphemous)?
Or is this another "conservative" and I'm misremembering things?
You are correct. Crowder's audience identifies as conservative, but think all the gay dress-up he does is a great laugh because he owns the libs. Really, quite a bit of overlap with the more boomerish conservatarian segment of Nick's old audience that he mostly chased away with all the sodomy and apostasy talk.

Honestly, I figured they'd make a great team-up. Nick could introduce Steven to the cult of testicle-based intercourse, and Steven could give Nick the advice he craves on makeup and the pushup bras. They have so much to share!
 
Isn't Crowder a crossdresser who occasionally roleplays as Jesus Christ (blasphemous)?
Or is this another "conservative" and I'm misremembering things?
Yeah, but from what I have seen he cross dresses to test people on woman/trans issues. Keep in mind the guy is not only a Canadian, but he is a thespian at heart too. So it's not a surprise he is a bit fruity when it comes to a lot of his costumes.
 
So, in that clip of "the red pill community"... Nick just confirmed one more time... that doesn't know shit about women, and he clearly has no experience on women besides his wife.

Is this dude retarded?.

Most young women i know are like that, and most of them are normal looking, they are not 8 or 9 or whatever the fuck he was saying... If you just hear them talk, you would feel disgusted... even more, just the way they play with dudes, is just insane. (and they think is funny, they just laugh out laud, i have plenty of friends that suffered shit like that)

And is not even about money anymore.

They would go out there and let random dudes fuck them because they were "cute", on Instagram or Facebook, or like he says, at random bars and places.

Finally... this another clip of him, trying to get everyone to accept his deviance and degeneracy... the thing is, a lot of people don't want to go out there and "hook up" with random people, and they are finding out, that almost every person they meet, is into that shit, and for them that is like "why the fuck are you doing shit like that?"

I'd imagine, that those people don't want to marry a whore, simple as that.

This bitching about the red pill is just more projection from him... apparently the "live and let live", only applies when people has his opinions or way to see the world... want to "hook up", do it, nobody gives a shit that much... but don't expect people to treat you the same.

Edit; fucking pressed the fucking button by accident, fuck
 
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Nick would make up with Ralph in a heartbeat if Dick asked him to. The problem is Ralph, he's too stupid to make up. He would see it as losing.
Ralph on his show was pathetically offering to patch things up with Rekieta last week and I doubt Rekieta even knew Ralph had made the offer.
 
>Have Bix Nood MGTOW friend
>Have him spout off on muh Women for half a decade
>Start crying about redpill comunity

Does MDMA have a chance to give you schizophrenia?
Also both his mannerisms and way of speaking is significantly more gay than they used to be. Also you can tell the man gets his dating advice from movies as old as him if he really thinks anybody goes to a bar nowadays to get laid. This isn't to say the redpill tards say anything good but it's clear that Nicky is being a hypocrite on two different angles, one having all his shows with mandatory black friend turn into a bad version of any redpill podcast while crying about it and the 2nd by imparting advice on shit he doesn't know anything about.
 
In the kitchen clips at the start, he literally talks like a really affeminate homosexual.

"How do I word this?", "It's guy's", "you're annoying", "you are problem".

And the fake expressions of indignation that he makes.

Wtf with that?... maybe he was thinking that only locals was going to see that... because halfway he changes that way of speaking and goes back to the way he speaks on normal streams.

It is weird behavior.
 
Isn't Crowder a crossdresser who occasionally roleplays as Jesus Christ (blasphemous)?
Or is this another "conservative" and I'm misremembering things?
You've got a point, Crowders audience certainly aren't "traditional Conservatives" like my Grandpa was, and Crowders done weird shit for skits on his show, but at the end of the day his audience are nowhere near as deviant and "libertarian" as Rekietas are, the overlap may be there at first glance but it ain't as big as you'd think, the average Crowder fan ain't gonna be anymore impressed with Balldo man's pornsick 40 Year Old Coomer act than we are.
He will never break 500k nor will his locals/rumble ever be profitable after they decide to can him for such poor performance. That's when the next big lolcow arc will begin. We can only speculate how he will proceed.
The interesting part will come when it comes time for Rumble to decide wether to renew his contract, Rekieta basically did a Bait-and-Switch on them, when they signed him it was because they looked at his content and the numbers he was pulling from Rittenhouse and Depp and then almost as soon as he had the contract pocketed, Balldo switched to his fucking degenerate coom obsessed show he does now, and his audience and his numbers have been plummeting, if I was in Rumble management I would be extremely unhappy with how dishonest amd disingenuous Rekieta has been since getting the contract signed.
The two big hurdles I see coming up are when the Locals renewal comes up a year from his YouTube problems, and a lot of people who signed up to support to show solidarity have to decide wether this is still content they want to pay for, and when it comes time for Rumble to renew their contract and they have to decide wether they've gotten what Rekieta sold them on, since "Lawsplaining the Interwebs" turned to "Assposting the Balldo Ads"
we get a 470k special? It will only get worse the more openly combative he is towards his current and former fans.
Shit at this point he might as well take up Jim Sterlings bit of doing butthurt "Negative Subscriber Specials" its all down hill from here, Rekieta had a shot at being one of the big boys, ok not Crowder level or anywhere close, but still, look at how Emily Baker has grown since Depp, a lot of those are viewers Rekieta would have hoovered up if he had kept with what was working, instead he burned himself because he's a lazy drunk, it was too much like actual work, he thought he had his Rumble contract and could therefore make do with his ass kissers and sycophants that will tell him he's great because they're parasocial weirdos, and Nick prefers to listen to Sweet Little Lies than Painful Truths.
 
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The interesting part will come when it comes tome for Rumble to decide wether to renew his contract Rekieta basically did a Bait-and-Switch on them, when they signed him it was because they looked at his content and the numbers he was pulling from Rittenhouse and Depp and then almost as soon as he had the contract pocketed, Balldo switched to his fucking degenerate coom obsessed show he does now, and his audience and his numbers have been plummeting, if I was in Rumble management I would be extremely unhappy with how dishonest amd disingenuous Rekieta has been since getting the contract signed.
Is there any reasonable prospect that Rumble would sue Rekieta for this bait and switch, in order to get out of their contract?
 
Is there any reasonable prospect that Rumble would sue Rekieta for this bait and switch, in order to get out of their contract?
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It's an interesting question. I don't know that it would be worth it for them tbf, I'm not a lawfag but breaking a contract often isn't easy or cheap, I think its probably easier for them to just ride it out but he's definitely kiked them on it, I don't think they'll be renewing.
When he got that contract he sold himself off of the numbers he was pulling from Rittenhouse and Depp, and at the time it looked like they were getting a good creator on board, he was one of if not the biggest superchat netter on YouTube, he was pulling in 80,000+ viewers on some of the streams, ok that was because Depp and Rittenhouse were big draws, but you could have still expected 4-8k, shit maybe up to 16k easy if he'd stuck to what was working, he was a growing channel... it looked like a good deal all around.
Then he got that paper in his drawer, and decided that he didn't want to do "boring" law streams anymore, he wanted to overshare his cringe sex life and cultivate parasocial Locals chat with an ever diminishing group of sycophants, shit I'm pretty sure he even fucking came out and said openly "now I have the contract I don't even have to bother" basically announcing openly he misrepresented himself to get the contract and now didn't care about the terms.
I'm not sure what exactly those terms were, but it's pretty obvious Rekieta has not acted in good faith.
I don't think they'll bother to break the contract, but he's not likely to be offered a deal like that again, from Rumble themselves, or anyone else, now he's shown himself to be a disingenuous and untrustworthy investment.
He really fucked up.
If he had set out to torpedo himself deliberately he couldn't have done much worse.
Look at his downturn over the time since he got the contract.
Put it this way, if you were responsible for signing new talent at Rumble, would you be happy with Rekietas performance and attitude over the past 9 or so months?
 
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