Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Nick's NEVER gone to a gay bar, he went to an underwear bar, dammit! Everyone's gone to their local underwear bar once or twice before! There's lots of underwear bars out there which aren't gay bars, right?

I hope he actually tries the argument that the Gay 90s, which describes itself as a gay bar on its own website, is not a gay bar.

 

[Richard Freeman]

Spoiler: A

 

[RotPockets]

A really interesting clip. Nick tries to justify his legal strategy as a sort of cope for his fundraiser failing. Nick isn't mad about the criticism at all.

Monty apparently isn't some nobody weirdo. Monty is threatening the entire future of the internet. Unless Nick does what he is doing, all streamers on youtube are going to be destroyed. Nick is law jesus sacrificing his money up on the cross to save us all from Monty and we need to financially support him. Nick has also supported crowdfunding projects in the past and I guess paying Nick's legal bills is no different than crowdfunding a comic book. At least in Nick's mind.

Nick considers the attempt to apply Colorado anti-SLAPP laws in Minnesota to be legal brilliance. Its something that he would have never thought of and apparently there isn't a need for the court to do anything, because the argument is just so legally perfect that it can't be defeated. Nick really seems naive about how much of a reach bringing the anti-slapp of another state into a Minnesota state court is. That its a very expensive, very complicated strategy in a rather straightforward case.

Nick also seems to be willing to pay any price in this lawsuit based on the idea that in the end he is going to get a massive judgement against Monty for everything that he paid his attorneys. I think at one point he expressed an opinion that the case would end in April. He seems horrifically naive about civil litigation. and how long these things take.

The harvest will be bountiful if the legal strategy that Nick has clearly invested so much into fails and the bills on this continue to mount.

You don’t deserve shit, you deserve to go fuck yourself in your greedy neghole. Beg more you filthy money grubbing kike faggot.

Why is fatty on the bottom left showing off his “wicked cool bald spot”?

That entire panel is gaytarded.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I hope he actually tries the argument that the Gay 90s, which describes itself as a gay bar on its own website, is not a gay bar.

He low-key did, I think. Around that time, he talked about how "you can tell who isn't from Minnesota", which I think was him trying to argue that it's not really a gay bar and only an outsider would assume that based on the name, even though he talked about being hit on by a lesbian couple.

 

[dustnight]

"This isn't some random guy if it was some rando I wouldn't give a shit, this is something that effect every one of us! now shutup okay??!"

 

[gmax alcremie]

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He low-key did, I think. Around that time, he talked about how "you can tell who isn't from Minnesota", which I think was him trying to argue that it's not really a gay bar and only an outsider would assume that based on the name, even though he talked about being hit on by a lesbian couple.

I get what he's trying to say. I assume like most places there are gay party/dance bars, and then there are gay hookup bars that are almost exclusively gay men. The 90s is the first variety. It's not weird for normal straight people to go out to, what is more off-putting to me is a 40s married supposedly-conservative father of 5 who had lectured others about degen going out in his underwear to a party bar. It's more a college thing yeah?

 

[RotPockets]

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He low-key did, I think. Around that time, he talked about how "you can tell who isn't from Minnesota", which I think was him trying to argue that it's not really a gay bar and only an outsider would assume that based on the name, even though he talked about being hit on by a lesbian couple.

That is 100% a fag bar and it’s located 2 blocks from Sex World where all the degenerates get their anal expanding poppers and whippets.

Can confirm because I live 10 mins from the Twin Cities and only faggots go to the Gay 90’s.
Only a rube would roll up like:

Excuse me, I am homeless, I am gay, I have AIDS, I'm new in town...

 

[AnOminous]

I get what he's trying to say. I assume like most places there are gay party/dance bars, and then there are gay hookup bars that are almost exclusively gay men. The 90s is the first variety. It's not weird for normal straight people to go out to, what is more off-putting to me is a 40s married supposedly-conservative father of 5 who had lectured others about degen going out in his underwear to a party bar. It's more a college thing yeah?

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It's where dudes go to get their shit pushed in.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick considers the attempt to apply Colorado anti-SLAPP laws in Minnesota to be legal brilliance. Its something that he would have never thought of and apparently there isn't a need for the court to do anything, because the argument is just so legally perfect that it can't be defeated. Nick really seems naive about how much of a reach bringing the anti-slapp of another state into a Minnesota state court is. That its a very expensive, very complicated strategy in a rather straightforward case.

Okay. I've been ignoring this because I have zero legal background, but every time this legal theory is brought up I think, "Why the fuck would any Minneosta judge give a shit about another state's anti-slap when their own Supreme Court ruled anti-slaps unconstitutional?"

This looks like Randazza suckered Nick with a flashy and expensive legal strategy that has little if any chance of working. If Nick's brain wasn't the size of a walnut and currently located in his ass he'd see that. But then he also wouldn't have triple dog dared a litigious melon molester to sue him for calling him a pedophile so what did I expect.

 

[Strix454]

I get what he's trying to say. I assume like most places there are gay party/dance bars, and then there are gay hookup bars that are almost exclusively gay men. The 90s is the first variety. It's not weird for normal straight people to go out to, what is more off-putting to me is a 40s married supposedly-conservative father of 5 who had lectured others about degen going out in his underwear to a party bar. It's more a college thing yeah?

I keep thinking that the reason a middle age guy would go to gay90s high on Molly would be to try to get some man touch. As you say, he is way too old to party there. As well, there is his cope about him being hit on by a lesbian couple. That didn't happen.
The related thing is Nick talking about poppers so much. That kind of hints at a direction.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"He didn't pick my LLC in Texas, by the way, Rekieta Media LLC, he did not pick that one because that one has an anti-SLAPP also."

No Nick, you absolute fucking imbecile, I'm going to guess the reason Montagraph didn't pick your LLC in Texas is probably because according to Texas government websites, Rekieta Media LLC's right to transact business in Texas is "FORFEITED".

Another bang-up job by its registered agent Ty Beard!

I get what he's trying to say. I assume like most places there are gay party/dance bars, and then there are gay hookup bars that are almost exclusively gay men. The 90s is the first variety. It's not weird for normal straight people to go out to, what is more off-putting to me is a 40s married supposedly-conservative father of 5 who had lectured others about degen going out in his underwear to a party bar. It's more a college thing yeah?

Yes, I think that's what he was trying to say, and it's not inconsistent with what I've seen online. But the problem for him was that he was trying to make that point without saying the name "Gay 90s", because if you say the name it sounds like a gay bar, and if you go to the website it looks like a gay bar.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Maybe the particular brand of autism I enjoy laughing at is different than others, but I genuinely stopped caring at all what the retards on Locals are doing a while ago. Unless it is particularly funny, I just want to laugh at noseman speedrunning any% to lolcowdom like it's an event at an upcoming GDQ

 

[AltisticRight]

Stupidity is a shield for bad choices, according to LOCALS:

I THOUGHT THEY WERE LEWDS! NOT NUDES! THAT IS AGAINST TOS! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!

I have this mind-blowing revelation for our favourite Balldo's Locals Harem, this applies to both genders and everything in between, it will sure lead to an epiphany. Worried about "doxxing (sic)"?
Stop posting your nude photos in a public chat you stupid vapid attention whore.

These people are unreal.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Maybe the particular brand of autism I enjoy laughing at is different than others, but I genuinely stopped caring at all what the retards on Locals are doing a while ago. Unless it is particularly funny, I just want to laugh at noseman speedrunning any% to lolcowdom like it's an event at an upcoming GDQ

Unless it's something particularly hilarious I just scroll past the Locals dumps, tbh.
The less I see of Sally and her ilk the better. Cuz yuk.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

https://gay90s.com/

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I get what he's trying to say. I assume like most places there are gay party/dance bars, and then there are gay hookup bars that are almost exclusively gay men. The 90s is the first variety. It's not weird for normal straight people to go out to, what is more off-putting to me is a 40s married supposedly-conservative father of 5 who had lectured others about degen going out in his underwear to a party bar. It's more a college thing yeah?

The fact he calls it an "underwear bar" is what's most hilarious to me. Like he's too afraid to admit that he was hanging out at a gay bar because that would damage his credibility, but if it was just an underwear bar, his audience would be totally okay with that (except for the incel prudes of course).

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gay90s.com

It's where dudes go to get their shit pushed in.

That's not ALL of Gay 90s clientele, some of them are Craigslist doms who have killed several people in the sex dungeons there.

And apparently this too:

 

[Swole McPole]

Unless it's something particularly hilarious I just scroll past the Locals dumps, tbh.
The less I see of Sally and her ilk the better. Cuz yuk.

I feel obligated to look at it solely because of how much it irritates them -- but there's nothing even remotely interesting about any of them. Gang of retarded midwits hurtling towards old age, desperately trying to get in one last coom before it all stops working for good.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

A really interesting clip. Nick tries to justify his legal strategy as a sort of cope for his fundraiser failing. Nick isn't mad about the criticism at all.

Monty apparently isn't some nobody weirdo. Monty is threatening the entire future of the internet. Unless Nick does what he is doing, all streamers on youtube are going to be destroyed. Nick is law jesus sacrificing his money up on the cross to save us all from Monty and we need to financially support him. Nick has also supported crowdfunding projects in the past and I guess paying Nick's legal bills is no different than crowdfunding a comic book. At least in Nick's mind.

Nick considers the attempt to apply Colorado anti-SLAPP laws in Minnesota to be legal brilliance. Its something that he would have never thought of and apparently there isn't a need for the court to do anything, because the argument is just so legally perfect that it can't be defeated. Nick really seems naive about how much of a reach bringing the anti-slapp of another state into a Minnesota state court is. That its a very expensive, very complicated strategy in a rather straightforward case.

Nick also seems to be willing to pay any price in this lawsuit based on the idea that in the end he is going to get a massive judgement against Monty for everything that he paid his attorneys. I think at one point he expressed an opinion that the case would end in April. He seems horrifically naive about civil litigation. and how long these things take.

The harvest will be bountiful if the legal strategy that Nick has clearly invested so much into fails and the bills on this continue to mount.

Nick needs to find a better way to deal with his detractors and A-lawgs... The trouble and stress he is experiencing is being magnified by his own actions.

I am going to make some assumptions that are probably fairly safe:

Spoiler: Preliminary psychoanalysis

First, dear Nicholas has a inborn desire to be liked and receive approbation from the public. If he cannot have that, he will settle for reducing his world to the smallest scope that allows him to believe that he is generally popular. He accomplishes this by telling the haters to 'fuck off',, and in his life, this has worked until now becuase Nick has been able to insulate himself from criticism ans retreat into his perfect little world. He did it in school eith jis games and little friend group and in adulthood by moving to a tiny town with a house in the middle of nowhere that he can Big Man around.

On a small scale this is a fairly common coping strategy. Human society until the last few decades was small enough that you COULD effectively shut out large portions of the world and no one could reach in to shatter your illusions. Non-infamous people do it all yhe time to cope with their shite situations and it does them no harm. Nick had done exactly this with his LOCALS hugbox and internet friends.

This does not work on the internet. Rather, it could, if you stop reading the comments and ignore it, but Nick cannot do that.

Second, there is some small niggling part of Nick that knows he borked himself, but he feels he cannot admit it. In the way he thinks of it, he is probably right. A full public apology, reaching out to people and saying he was wrong on something WOULD be a stupid thing to do.

Nick, you made mistakes and NOTHING ever goes back to what it was before, but you can stop dogging your hole deeper.

You need to actually stop caring. I mean, honestly stop because the milk is spilled. There is no magic set of words or actions you can take (besides stopping the stupid ones) that can help you. Lie in yhr bed you created and start building credibility again. It will be a slow, hard process, but it can be done. You need some objectivity of your own at this point becuase your friends are just giving you sympathy and telling you everything is fine when it most certainly IS NOT. You cannot brazen your way out of this.

Third, he has dealt with problems in the past by brazening it out. In combination with the first assumption, he has never really had practice DEALING with the core of the issue.

Stop it. Get help. Seriously get some
Professional therapy or counselling to help you deal with these issues. Your self-isolation and reinforcement strategy is only building you up for a bigger fall.

TL;DR Nick really DOES care and his sycophants are feeding his ego. He never resolved shit, instead he always ran away and claimed victory like Charlie 'Z-money'.

Your friends (some of whom I like) need to stop feeding your ego. While you look fine outwardly, it will destroy you internally. None of them know the cluster that you are dealing with at home as well as online.

 

[AnOminous]

A full public apology, reaching out to people and saying he was wrong on something WOULD be a stupid thing to do.

There's nothing to apologize for, at least to anyone here. It's not like he's harmed us or something. If he quit cowing it up every single day, people would quit milking him, though, simple as that.

 

[2lolis1cup]

A really interesting clip. Nick tries to justify his legal strategy as a sort of cope for his fundraiser failing. Nick isn't mad about the criticism at all.

Monty apparently isn't some nobody weirdo. Monty is threatening the entire future of the internet. Unless Nick does what he is doing, all streamers on youtube are going to be destroyed. Nick is law jesus sacrificing his money up on the cross to save us all from Monty and we need to financially support him. Nick has also supported crowdfunding projects in the past and I guess paying Nick's legal bills is no different than crowdfunding a comic book. At least in Nick's mind.

Nick considers the attempt to apply Colorado anti-SLAPP laws in Minnesota to be legal brilliance. Its something that he would have never thought of and apparently there isn't a need for the court to do anything, because the argument is just so legally perfect that it can't be defeated. Nick really seems naive about how much of a reach bringing the anti-slapp of another state into a Minnesota state court is. That its a very expensive, very complicated strategy in a rather straightforward case.

Nick also seems to be willing to pay any price in this lawsuit based on the idea that in the end he is going to get a massive judgement against Monty for everything that he paid his attorneys. I think at one point he expressed an opinion that the case would end in April. He seems horrifically naive about civil litigation. and how long these things take.

The harvest will be bountiful if the legal strategy that Nick has clearly invested so much into fails and the bills on this continue to mount.

This is all I can think of every time Nick tries to claim, "This affects all Youtubers and their right to free speech."

Spoiler: The same image