Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

And married the first woman who would fuck him.

To be fair, it's possible to that the first could be also decent. Obviously not the case for Nick though.

I know that the general consensus here has concluded that long ago. This is simply pointing out how his words work against him.

I watched that video and I wanted to point out some things.
1) Nick notes that "you'll make 100k in 3 years". 100/3= 33K a year before taxes. That's not a lot of money. He doesn't sound like he has ever had proper money issues or is absolutely terrible at money management.
2) "Looking for penis at autozone". Megan Fox moment and how to get arrested much?
3) The Elissa Clips comments section for that video is gold, you've a mix of all the types attacking Rekieta, Elissa (the hardcore MGTOW), the farms (The locals group) and anyone in between.
4) "How are you this unsuccessful. Biggest way to fix it is your attitude".... Oh you son of a bitch, you got me mad (at the internet) now. Try being a born without a limb, short, or poor. None of which you ever were you entitled fuck.

 

[zyclonPD]

Great work from Pepsi Man

How's the kick fund me going Nicky?

Spoiler: Rest of the collection

 

[Anticipointment]

From the Pepsi Man video, about 2/3 of the way through -
Nick & the panel of sycophants talk about how important it is for Nick to win this lawsuit because this isn’t something he’s doing just for himself. Oh nooo, this is for everyone. Basically saying if Nick wins, we all win, so pls donate! Bullshit. I don’t think I need to even explain here why that is such a foolish & disingenuous stance to take.
What really has been irking me is that while Nick is acting like some free speech super hero, the likes of which have never been seen before, it’s almost like a sort of “stolen valor”, so to speak. The past year, the things Null has gone through to not only keep the Kiwi Farms up & running but he fought to literally hold the “big I” Internet together. Null did & continues to do all that without fanfare or praise & without grifting. He quietly does what needs doing. (And Null has also gone through / is going through a stupid amount of lawsuits that he didn’t ask for) I’m not trying to be gay about Null, but the comparison has been drawn in my mind & it makes Nick look all the more ridiculous. This haggard old drunk guy play acting like he’s doing something when it’s nothing but stroking his own ego & doubling down on his own retardation.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Time to go full coomer, new chat requires you to send nudes (with verification) to get in and you need to re-up with your payment every month.

Requiring nudes for membership...
Would be very NXIVM of him to do so, although instead of Dominus Obsequious Sororium he could go with Ball-Dominus Impotens Penis.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Requiring nudes for membership...
Would be very NXIVM of him to do so, although instead of Dominus Obsequious Sororium he could go with Ball-Dominus Impotens Penis.

Novus balldo seclorum

Nick & the panel of sycophants talk about how important it is for Nick to win this lawsuit because this isn’t something he’s doing just for himself. Oh nooo, this is for everyone.

I guess if it somehow makes it up to SCOTUS then it would be for "everyone". If Nick is trying to take this up to SCOTUS to play the Rittenhouse/Sandman angle then it will be hilarious when his skeletons get dragged out.

 

[AltisticRight]

Entering Balldo Rekieta's secret paypiggy only group probably requires a valid Viballdo purchase posed with a timestamped nude photo. Use Nose25 for a discount.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Spoiler: Response to Procrastinhater

"The interesting part will come when it comes time for Rumble to decide wether to renew his contract, Rekieta basically did a Bait-and-Switch on them, when they signed him it was because they looked at his content and the numbers he was pulling from Rittenhouse and Depp and then almost as soon as he had the contract pocketed, Balldo switched to his fucking degenerate coom obsessed show he does now, and his audience and his numbers have been plummeting, if I was in Rumble management I would be extremely unhappy with how dishonest amd disingenuous Rekieta has been since getting the contract signed." - @Procrastinhater

Rumble is selling itself as a more mainstream version of bitchute. Its MOSTLY political content from centrist safe people who are promoted on youtube as radicalizes. Rekieta being a degenerate isnt an issue for them, they want to attract many of them (they promote Destiny). It is also a Peter Theil funded operation with facebook.net running at all time (you can see this if you use noscript/umatrix). Rekieta's pivot away from law and politics may be a bigger issue for him, as most people who use that site are mind melted over politics and media. At Rumble they believe "Gay men wearing balldos should protect their weed farms with AR-15s and America flags".

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Huh. Tonights Youtube show was pretty decent. No coomerism, no degeneracy, decent lawsplaining.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Huh. Tonights Youtube show was pretty decent. No coomerism, no degeneracy, decent lawsplaining.

Balldo enabler.

 

[AnOminous]

What really has been irking me is that while Nick is acting like some free speech super hero, the likes of which have never been seen before, it’s almost like a sort of “stolen valor”, so to speak.

If Nick is a free speech hero for accusing some guy of sucking little boys' dicks, then so is everyone Vic Mignogna sued. He's literally claiming cancel culture is free speech.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

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*looks up* *sigh* "How do I word this?.."

Is he filming a fucking YouTube apology video or what? Motherfucker literally looks like he's about to cry.

The slight hitch of the cheeks, the eyebrows positioned in a /\. Self-awareness, not even once. Like, how do you, as an alleged man, not catch yourself when making this face to a camera? Then again, he did proceed to bitch about the "red-pilled" guys in his chat ("every stream, it's every fucking stream") for 10 minutes in this gay soft voice while simultaneously attempting to give life advice to them.

"I would wingman every one of you forever, anytime, anyplace, 100%" That's weird. I thought Rekieta didn't want to be an internet daddy to all those "incels," what happened to that? Also, as if any of the aforementioned incels would want some shifty-eyed middle-aged alcoholic with zero game wingmanning for them. He'll probably ruin any chance those poor dudes have at a single crumb of pussy with the first mention of the viballdo.

Huh. Tonights Youtube show was pretty decent. No coomerism, no degeneracy, decent lawsplaining.

Did he shill his GiveSendGo? There were 3 donations contemporaneous with the show, which is up from 1 the previous day.

 

[AnOminous]

Then again, he did proceed to bitch about the "red-pilled" guys in his chat ("every stream, it's every fucking stream") for 10 minutes in this gay soft voice while simultaneously attempting to give life advice to them.

He lost every right to pretend to be Jordan Peterson or some shit when he went to a gay balldo party at a gay bar and acted totally gay when he was in that gay bar, and he lost every right to pretend to be against "red pill" shit when he had Drex on who literally did nothing but pure MGTOW for hours and hours every time.

He literally pimped red pill shit for years. And now? It's harmful. But gay balldo parties at gay bars while rolling on molly to party with all the homos? Totally healthy behavior for a middle aged man who is supposedly monogamous and heterosexual. In actuality he is a giant fag who hates his five children.

And now THIS FACE? What the fuck? Is this some Greek comedy/tragedy mask, except for faggots? Make that face to someone else you jerkoff, it's fooling nobody.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I would wingman every one of you forever, anytime, anyplace, 100%" That's weird. I thought Rekieta didn't want to be an internet daddy to all those "incels,"

I noticed that in the "haters gonna hate" vid that elissa posted too. He says if his haters were here now he would buy them a drink. Like he's just so convinced of his own charisma that meeting an alog wouldnt immediately result in rackets being bullied relentlessly.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Wait, how were some of you posting on Sunday when Kiwi was totally down? .... Nvm, I'll live in tech-retardation.

ANYWAY, missed y'all in some twisted, horrible way...

I have this mind-blowing revelation for our favourite Balldo's Locals Harem, this applies to both genders and everything in between, it will sure lead to an epiphany. Worried about "doxxing (sic)"?

These people are unreal.

Just you wait... They ARE unreal about info THEY supplied themselves. Himedall's historical screenshots got me angry all over again...

Meanwhile, today (Mon) Nick's Locals had 8-12 people there for most of the day. I'm not exaggerating. I kind of feel like Kiwi's job here is done. Nick's Locals is basically dead, for now. It got to 100 for his Locals stream but he use to get 400 easily.

Your friends (some of whom I like) need to stop feeding your ego. While you look fine outwardly, it will destroy you internally. None of them know the cluster that you are dealing with at home as well as online.

Well, shit... truer words and all that. At least we know Nick is reading.

Btw, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu , did u catch Random's sperge with Elissa and Cory/Cgoody last Thurs? If not, I'll post it. Highly entertaining.

(Cgoody is back, btw. I'd love to throw shade but he came in with a blaze of glory defending Elissa and repeatedly telling Random that he's a ridiculous human (accurately) - but with less nice words. The battle went on for hours.)

Spent a bit of time looking through Nick's GiveSendGo donos

If anyone cares to 'tist the fuck out of that, the real names on that list are largely Locals people (they're too dumb to hide it). Please keep tracking.

(older, desperately trying to keep their sex lives exciting, prone to substance abuse, petty/sarcastic, love the sound of Nick's voice almost as much as he does, etc

Fuck you. I hate you. :-)

Pepsi Man is going to have a video about our friend.

Worth a re-post bc it's SO fucking good:

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Wait, how were some of you posting on Sunday when Kiwi was totally down? .... Nvm, I'll live in tech-retardation.

Tor browser is how I stayed on. There's nothing to setup, just search for and download like you would Chrome, Firefox, or Brave. First time you boot up the browser it'll take a little while to figure out how to get you hooked up with the TOR network. Not all websites are friendly to the network, but Kiwifarms works like a dream on it ever since the end of the Tranny downtime dark ages last year when Tor was the ONLY way to access the farms for a while.

Good backup browser to have for when the internet is acting wonky. Sometimes it just seems to completely bypass localized outages and I don't understand how. Tech is all voodoo to me too, but you can still use mystical tools to get what you want even if you can't understand the underlying scripts running them.

 

[Sean_Igger]

When a streamer/Youtuber especially one of his financial strength kickstarts a lawsuit I'm automatically checked out of their shit. How you have the audacity to ask for money from your fanbase is insulting. And the people who actually donate, what they hell are they on?

 

[Kopasea]

From Nick's Saturday locals about trying to hire people:

TLDW summary:
Nick wants to hire someone to post short videos on TikTok, Instagram, YouTube shorts for growth on his channel
He doesn't want to guide them on what to post or tell them what to post
He seems to pay people then ignore their request for feedback.
He wants people to just grow his channel without him giving them anything except a paycheck

If someone knows how to grow a channel like that, they wouldn't need the paycheck from Nick cause they would already be doing amazing on social media. From a self-described "Social Media Genius", you'd think he would be able to just tell people what to do. Instead he knows the theory of it, but doesn't know any of the practical side of doing the work.

My guess is that 2 things are going on. 1. He's bleeding Locals subscribers so he's having to expand his funnel again. 2. Part of his Rumble contract involves actually bringing people over to Rumble and with his YouTube channel starting to lose subs, I wouldn't be surprised if his Rumble channel is too.

It's looking more and more that Nick basically had his whole channel and audience fall into his lap without him having to think too much about it and now that he's receiving any pushback, he honestly doesn't know what to do. I also wonder if he was expecting everyone to rally around him and give him money/locals subs to help him against the lawsuit with Montegraph similar to how his subs responded to him getting kicked off YouTube.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Huh. Tonights Youtube show was pretty decent. No coomerism, no degeneracy, decent lawsplaining.

Yeah, it's the first stream in a while that hasn't felt like a complete waste of time, GSG cope is still obnoxious, though to be fair I think a superchat brought it up this time.

Edit : makes me wonder if this is the content change he was talking about, maybe things were going so poorly he is forcing himself to do normal shows again?

 

[AnOminous]

When a streamer/Youtuber especially one of his financial strength kickstarts a lawsuit I'm automatically checked out of their shit. How you have the audacity to ask for money from your fanbase is insulting.

Especially when you literally called a guy a kiddy diddler, based on apparently nothing, and literally begged him to sue you. I'd as soon pay for his impotence mitigating Mustang shitmobile.

 

[Telemeter]

From Nick's Saturday locals about trying to hire people:

TLDW summary:
Nick wants to hire someone to post short videos on TikTok, Instagram, YouTube shorts for growth on his channel
He doesn't want to guide them on what to post or tell them what to post
He seems to pay people then ignore their request for feedback.
He wants people to just grow his channel without him giving them anything except a paycheck

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If someone knows how to grow a channel like that, they wouldn't need the paycheck from Nick cause they would already be doing amazing on social media. From a self-described "Social Media Genius", you'd think he would be able to just tell people what to do. Instead he knows the theory of it, but doesn't know any of the practical side of doing the work.

My guess is that 2 things are going on. 1. He's bleeding Locals subscribers so he's having to expand his funnel again. 2. Part of his Rumble contract involves actually bringing people over to Rumble and with his YouTube channel starting to lose subs, I wouldn't be surprised if his Rumble channel is too.

It's looking more and more that Nick basically had his whole channel and audience fall into his lap without him having to think too much about it and now that he's receiving any pushback, he honestly doesn't know what to do. I also wonder if he was expecting everyone to rally around him and give him money/locals subs to help him against the lawsuit with Montegraph similar to how his subs responded to him getting kicked off YouTube.

He needs to stop talking about his sex life and do cover Ralph's lolsuit.