🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Elmo]

I don't think it's DVRO violation. He said to the court that he returned all Faith's property to her when he did not. So it's a violation against court aka contempt.

Still makes one wonder about the Disney dresses. On second thought, I'd rather not know what happened to them.

 

[Cad an Hell]

So Ralph having the Diary and never returning it is still a DVRO violation even if we pretend to take the wHorse at his word? Feels like a ill advised hail mary? Seems like he potentially fucked himself even more.

Didn't Ralph tell the court he didn't have the diary?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Manduh once again inserting herself into something where she really needn't bother.

Keep this up and it might not be worth you ever returning to America either.

 

[Telemeter]

LMAO, this is Ralph giving Faith a compliment and shade to Pantsu. Ralph obviously prefers big girls with big asses. He only cares about Pantsu being skinny because that's some weird status trophy thing or because he's so ashamed of being a fat body himself. All actual insight into Ralph's porn shows he likes chubby chicks, black, latino, white, whatever as long as they got meat on their bones. He might post photos of skinny May, but he attracted to Faith and any other non-ED looking woman.

He also prefers Xander because he's a fair haired Aryan looking BOY who he only has to visit occasionally, whereas Rozy is brown haired, brown eyed girl that he lives with and that looks just like him which probably makes his stomach drop every time he looks at her. Ralph thinks women are the inferior whores so what's it like seeing your exact face reflected on a little girl. Rozy basically has all of Ralph's facial features, but got the coloring (hair and eyes) or Pantsu. She really crapped out in the genetic lottery in every conceivable way. she won't even overcome the physical aesthetic disadvantages thanks to having intellectual cockroaches as parents.

Ralph prefers Xander because he doesn't have to put up with him as a crying baby, while Rozy is an ever present inconvenience, and Ralph, being a hedonistic, lazy, alcoholic, drug addicted, morbidly obese wigger who runs out of breath from walking a few yards, thinks every single thing that takes effort is unjust and evil.

That's it. Were their mothers swapped, Ralph would prefer Rozy.

Other than that, he hates children, he never wanted children, he stated so multiple times on the Killstream years ago, right up until Null's post about wanting a family, which drove him to produce two spite babies exclusively to epically own Josh and his broke dick.

 

[Tiger Jack]

So I guess the rationale is to get Meigh to cop to all the diary shit and claim Ralph had no knowledge or involvement in order to save him from the contempt charge? If that was truely the case then why not say that from the beginning?

 

[JCDenthog]

I guess Ralph is watching the Vickers stream and seething
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Pantsu titanium jaw CONFIRMED

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph prefers Xander because he doesn't have to put up with him as a crying baby, while Rozy is an ever present inconvenience, and Ralph, being a hedonistic, lazy, alcoholic, drug addicted, morbidly obese wigger who runs out of breath from walking a few yards, thinks every single thing that takes effort is unjust and evil.

That's it. Were their mothers swapped, Ralph would prefer Rozy.

Other than that, he hates children, he never wanted children, he stated so multiple times on the Killstream years ago, right up until Null's post about wanting a family, which drove him to produce two spite babies exclusively to epically own Josh and his broke dick.

Oh, I agree, the baby that causes him no daily inconvenience would be the golden child, but Xander's appearance and gender are just icing on the cake to a shitty wet brain guy like Ralph. Even more so Xander isn't terrified of Ralph because he hasn't been around the hollering hog at all. I'm sure Xander was much nicer to Ralph than Rozy is because to Xander Ralph is just some fat guy who his mom told him he had a play date with. Since it's only two hours, with hired help, I'm sure Ralph has infinite patience and attention for Xander and the kid responds accordingly. Rozy, OTOH, knows Ralph as the angry loud smelly man who makes mommy cry and lives in terror of him.

Rozy would be his little princess if she had only spent six hours a year with her bio-dad. As it stands though May failed in the mother department and produced an inferior child that is a giant pain in the ass and who hates Ralph. The boy child is superior since he doesn't keep Ralph up at night, doesn't distract his shitty live-in servant from her duties and most of all he doesn't scream in terror when left alone with him.

 

[Garth]

If that was truely the case then why not say that from the beginning?

Because they're desperate fucking morons.

 

[AnOminous]

Even more so Xander isn't terrified of Ralph because he hasn't been around the hollering hog at all.

He actually has to be sober for these supervised visitations, so he hasn't experienced the trauma of hollering and screaming obscenities that Rozy has to endure every day.

 

[MeltyTW]

So I guess the rationale is to get Meigh to cop to all the diary shit and claim Ralph had no knowledge or involvement in order to save him from the contempt charge? If that was truely the case then why not say that from the beginning?

Because Ralph's desperate and retarded

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

So I guess the rationale is to get Meigh to cop to all the diary shit and claim Ralph had no knowledge or involvement in order to save him from the contempt charge? If that was truely the case then why not say that from the beginning?

it might almost work, too, except SOMEONE got legally married in nevada, and the law has special things about husbands and wives and liability and fun stuff like that that don't apply to live-in girlfriends (except sometimes in common-law states)

 

[Hokuriku]

Because they're desperate fucking morons.

Because Ralph's desperate and retarded

Ralph's Razor

 

[Telemeter]

Because Ralph's desperate and retarded

So retarded, it would be better to just stop with the continuations, demanded the trail be carried out ASAP, do his "No Contest ya hona" and get the $500 fine or whatever, and move on rather than carrying on with this circus that is obviously behind a lot of his Xanax abuse.

He has to do this thing again once a month for the next two months, he might actually die from OD trying to drown out the stress.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He bought her a onesie from Lisbon. Everything else he definitely hasn't done. I wonder if Rozy has even been to a pediatrician since her birth.

Have we ever actually seen Rozy wear that onesie? I'm betting he just took a photo of it and put it back down.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Have we ever actually seen Rozy wear that onesie? I'm betting he just took a photo of it and put it back down.

Actually, no there's no photos of her in it. It's possible. It's also possible they lost in when fleeing their landlord as he didn't buy a newborn size so even if he did actually purchase it, it probably just got lost in their hoard of garbage and forgotten. Although, you're probably right. He probably just snapped a photo and put it back, that's definitely more believable than him actually buying it.

 

[LadiosSopp]

I really want to think that May did this all on her own and not by order from Ralph but we know this is not the case. It would be funnier that way. Ralph clearly had a positive experience with Faith this weekend and it's driving May absolutely insane.

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Spoiler: Manduh's apology vid.

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If they had enough unharmed brain cells left they could have brushed it off and act modest about it. This way they basically admit their apology was purely self serving for the sake of forgiveness and not a genuine act of remorse. But oh well, not in this timeline.

Also I like how Ralph is slowly shifting fault to May. It must feel really good to be able to point that it is the two mothers who are to blame for things in his kids lives. INb4 Ralph starts tweeting like battered husband "I sure know how to pick 'em" and "I'm literally Johnny Depp"

As Null would say; suffer horse, suffer!

What a crock of shit. Aren't there verified DMs between Ethan and Daimyo (verified by Daimyo under penalty of perjury) that clearly show them coordinating the mailing of the journal to him? God these motherfuckers are so dumb.

 

[MeltyTW]

So retarded, it would be better to just stop with the continuations, demanded the trail be carried out ASAP, do his "No Contest ya hona" and get the $500 fine or whatever, and move on rather than carrying on with this circus that is obviously behind a lot of his Xanax abuse.

He has to do this thing again once a month for the next two months, he might actually die from OD trying to drown out the stress.

If he does he can't larp about seeing Xander or being able to say what he wants.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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@Null FIX THIS for our boy. He already has to taper off drugs and drinks to see his son, being off KF is too much!

I know it’s late but remember when Ralph used to try to crafty about all his vices like not openly drinking and taking xannies and watching Kiwifarms 24/7? I miss those days

I really want to think that May did this all on her own and not by order from Ralph but we know this is not the case. It would be funnier that way. Ralph clearly had a positive experience with Faith this weekend and it's driving May absolutely insane.

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Spoiler: Manduh's apology vid.

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If they had enough unharmed brain cells left they could have brushed it off and act modest about it. This way they basically admit their apology was purely self serving for the sake of forgiveness and not a genuine act of remorse. But oh well, not in this timeline.

Also I like how Ralph is slowly shifting fault to May. It must feel really good to be able to point that it is the two mothers who are to blame for things in his kids lives. INb4 Ralph starts tweeting like battered husband "I sure know how to pick 'em" and "I'm literally Johnny Depp"

As Null would say; suffer horse, suffer!

I wonder if Ralph learned that the diary is a real sticking point in the case against him or if he talked with Faith and she said that the diary was the worst thing Ralph did and Ralph trying to mend this bridge.
Wet brain Ralph is probably still trying to line up a three-way between him, horse and faifai.

 

[Elmo]

Wet brain Ralph is probably still trying to line up a three-way between him, horse and faifai.

That sounds beyond ridiculous for a litany of reasons but one that sticks out is that Faith is engaged. That's a really tall order if Ralph thinks that is even within the realm of possibly ever happening.

 

[Bepis]

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May not condoning a relationship between a child and a grown man? That's a first.