🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 49 45.4%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 11.1%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 47 43.5%

  • Total voters
    108
what is this, violation #3,872?
and he still has another month of five bar days until his next court appearance ...

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Ralph seems to pivoting towards affection for Zoomer Girl again. Either he is being really polite writing his tweets, or he is trying to get back in with Fai Fai.
I think he's realized he is on thin ice with all of his court shit. If he's being nice to her it's to manipulate her into not making his life more difficult, that's the only reason.
 
I think he wants to be able to fuck her whenever he occasionally visits.
Considering the leaked DMs where both he and May were trying to get Alice into some sister wife situation, and his known penchant for FFM threesome porn, it's pretty ovbious what he wants: Two moronic women in order to affirm his sexual prowess and to flex on the haters.
 
What I love about this is is that he doesn't--because he can't--call Amanda hot, or pretty, or sexy, or cute. Nope. Stick to the body and keep it pushing. Ralph's ability to lie has at least one limit.
Like 2/3 weeks ago Ralph was arguing with the sneedchat " I fuck skinny Bussy... And you dont.. " sneedchat gave credit that the hWorse is skinny before he pushed too far "I fuck hot pussy" before a giant collective LMAO. He then went on to brag about the quality of mexican prostitutes he employed and that alogs would leave their family for them
 
I really want to think that May did this all on her own and not by order from Ralph but we know this is not the case. It would be funnier that way. Ralph clearly had a positive experience with Faith this weekend and it's driving May absolutely insane.

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If they had enough unharmed brain cells left they could have brushed it off and act modest about it. This way they basically admit their apology was purely self serving for the sake of forgiveness and not a genuine act of remorse. But oh well, not in this timeline.

Also I like how Ralph is slowly shifting fault to May. It must feel really good to be able to point that it is the two mothers who are to blame for things in his kids lives. INb4 Ralph starts tweeting like battered husband "I sure know how to pick 'em" and "I'm literally Johnny Depp"

As Null would say; suffer horse, suffer!
 
I hope he beats that pedo slut every day for things that are his own fault. She deserves it.
I mean even if he does, the fuck's she gonna do? Ralph already has experience in alienating girls from their families and driving them off into some criminal shithole with no means of contact to the outside world.
At least she would get to watch Netflix after each beatdown session.
 
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what is this, violation #3,872?
and he still has another month of five bar days until his next court appearance ...

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LMAO, this is Ralph giving Faith a compliment and shade to Pantsu. Ralph obviously prefers big girls with big asses. He only cares about Pantsu being skinny because that's some weird status trophy thing or because he's so ashamed of being a fat body himself. All actual insight into Ralph's porn shows he likes chubby chicks, black, latino, white, whatever as long as they got meat on their bones. He might post photos of skinny May, but he attracted to Faith and any other non-ED looking woman.

He also prefers Xander because he's a fair haired Aryan looking BOY who he only has to visit occasionally, whereas Rozy is brown haired, brown eyed girl that he lives with and that looks just like him which probably makes his stomach drop every time he looks at her. Ralph thinks women are the inferior whores so what's it like seeing your exact face reflected on a little girl. Rozy basically has all of Ralph's facial features, but got the coloring (hair and eyes) or Pantsu. She really crapped out in the genetic lottery in every conceivable way. she won't even overcome the physical aesthetic disadvantages thanks to having intellectual cockroaches as parents.
 
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