Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Caverlock]

Healthy At Every Size (HAES) rationalization lays its claim on another soul:



She already had her first heart attack years ago. "Random" blood clot caused a heart attack of an otherwise super healthy heart; her immune system since became compromised.


Hey, dipshit fuckface, instead of earning achievements on XBox all day, you exert the smallest effort toward saving your wife's life?

 

[Ophelia]

I’ve been away, has Shame got us all locked up in supermax yet?

 

[Bloitzhole]

She already had her first heart attack years ago. "Random" blood clot caused a heart attack of an otherwise super healthy heart; her immune system since became compromised.

Fat people having health issues? Faith and begorrah, who could have seen that one coming?

Spoiler

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I was away for a few days and I'm glad to see that nothing has changed and Patrick is still very fat.

Also that he has an unexpected protege/imitator of similar girth waddling his way into the cyber stalker prison enjoyer scene.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy isn't jealous of all the attention that Shane is getting. In fact, he's so not jealous that he's suddenly decided to drop a heap of new vacation pics from his trip to Mexico from two weeks ago:



Just the ones with him or his frump wife in them (I see the gym membership is doing wonders):



Also @Null, fresh Pat feet pics:

 

[Lady Crow]

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"Pat, you coulda lost turdy pouns dis munt."

 

[Dean Pentel]

Healthy At Every Size (HAES) rationalization lays its claim on another soul:
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She already had her first heart attack years ago. "Random" blood clot caused a heart attack of an otherwise super healthy heart; her immune system since became compromised.
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Hey, dipshit fuckface, instead of earning achievements on XBox all day, you exert the smallest effort toward saving your wife's life?

These people look like exactly what one should expect. Is it not just the personality or lack of original thought in the NPC meme, but also the appearance? Seriously, they look as if they were designed in a lab to check some boxes.

Beyond that I will always and forever be salty that women like this have bigger arms than I do. I've been lifting 5 times a week for 10 years, I blast a shit ton of gear, I'm basically an aspie about diet, I've got the vein-y arms aesthetic going and still this bitch smokes me.

Edit: Pigrick's moobs looking mighty droopy these days. Instead of spending 4 digits on a phone he'll break in spectacularly retarded fashion, he should spring for some sports bras.

 

[JJLiautaud]

These people look like exactly what one should expect. Is it not just the personality or lack of original thought in the NPC meme, but also the appearance? Seriously, they look as if they were designed in a lab to check some boxes.

Beyond that I will always and forever be salty that women like this have bigger arms than I do. I've been lifting 5 times a week for 10 years, I blast a shit ton of gear, I'm basically an aspie about diet, I've got the vein-y arms aesthetic going and still this bitch smokes me.

Shame genetics have done you dirty.

 

[Broadside]

Yeah I'm sure Shane Noakes (They/Them) definitely doesn't live at the address with the "In This House We Believe Black Lives Matter, Vaccines Work...etc." pride sign outside it lmao.

You can spot someone coping and panicking on the internet a mile off because they always say everything is "funny" and "hilarious" and that they're totally not bothered honest guys.

 

[delite]

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Yeah I'm sure Shane Noakes (They/Them) definitely doesn't live at the address with the "In This House We Believe Black Lives Matter, Vaccines Work...etc." pride sign outside it lmao.

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You can spot someone coping and panicking on the internet a mile off because they always say everything is "funny" and "hilarious" and that they're totally not bothered honest guys.

Patrick and Shane were made for eachother and they dont even know it.

 

[Broadside]

I was thinking... maybe all these "welfare checks" Pat keeps saying are SWATings are actually Nikki calling the cops in a panic because Pat is flipping the fuck out over twitter arguments and threatening to kill himself...

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

I was thinking... maybe all these "welfare checks" Pat keeps saying are SWATings are actually Nikki calling the cops in a panic because Pat is flipping the fuck out over twitter arguments and threatening to kill himself...

unlikely imo. cops responding to a domestic violence call will usually arrest the guy and in some states they are required to make an arrest.

 

[delite]

Patricks CP is still up on his instagram btw.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[FinnSven]

unlikely imo. cops responding to a domestic violence call will usually arrest the guy and in some states they are required to make an arrest.

If he is threatening to kill him self, is that really domestic violence?

If it had been several times then I would have thought the police would have taken him into custody for his own safety and a mental evaluation by now though.

 

[John_Smith]

Patso lied about it too. Surprise, surprise. Cops don't barge in looking for bodies on a welfare check unless no one answers the door.

I stand corrected. He did buy the hat. Look at how nasty it is already. Don Cerdito. When he says, "Say hello to my leeettle friend." We all know what he is talking about.

It's something he said to the MPD that fateful night right before he started screeching, "LEEEVE! AND NEVER RETURN!"

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Healthy At Every Size (HAES) rationalization lays its claim on another soul:
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She already had her first heart attack years ago. "Random" blood clot caused a heart attack of an otherwise super healthy heart; her immune system since became compromised.
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Hey, dipshit fuckface, instead of earning achievements on XBox all day, you exert the smallest effort toward saving your wife's life?

Somewhere a banquet sized picnic table has had its tablecloth stolen.

 

[Null]

Also @Null, fresh Pat feet pics:

finger toes

 

[Dean Pentel]

If he is threatening to kill him self, is that really domestic violence?

If it had been several times then I would have thought the police would have taken him into custody for his own safety and a mental evaluation by now though.

Wrong as always, wee one.

You have been instructed many millions of times that Fat Ricky's triple digit BMI means he has nowhere near the capital to buy enough drugs to OD. Also, he'll never shoot himself because if the cops come over for that they won't be able to enjoy his micropenis and shrill screeching the way his fetish demands.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Are we positive that Nikki isn't a troon? These new vacation pics have me wondering.

 

[Maude Snew]

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Yeah I'm sure Shane Noakes (They/Them) definitely doesn't live at the address with the "In This House We Believe Black Lives Matter, Vaccines Work...etc." pride sign outside it lmao.

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You can spot someone coping and panicking on the internet a mile off because they always say everything is "funny" and "hilarious" and that they're totally not bothered honest guys.

I'm very bothered by these developments. You have to space out the fatties more evenly or it will fuck with the Earth's rotation and that's really not good. So I suggest we move either Fat Rick or somehow even dumber off-brand Fat Rick to the other side of the world for balance reasons. Not exactly sure how though, we'd need a lot of power to move something that fat.