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jack is having tammy sneak popeye's into the nursing home for him
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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SupremeGuntleman
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How the fuck does the [OBJ] appear on almost every post he makes. I know it's got something to do with speech to text but I'm still so goddamn perplexed how exactly it happens.
Edit: Found this thread in apple support forums: https://discussions.apple.com/thread/253341885
Cobes does it too, so I guess he also uses speech to text, he has an iphone as well, so I guess the mystery is solved.
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Holding out hope his heart explodes mid bite.
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Karen Scalfani makes a powerful comeback
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Tammy is sealing her own fate. With every bite the wendigo in Jack only grows stronger
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I am REALLY looking forward to Jack's return video where he talks about how artificial sugar gave him a stroke and hear his new diet plan.
Its not even like Tammy is bringing him healthy food. Its fast food, dude is going to be packing on pounds now that he can barely move.
Its not even like Tammy is bringing him healthy food. Its fast food, dude is going to be packing on pounds now that he can barely move.
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So now we know they actually don't have 13 acres in BFE but STILL want it. Interesting.
EatBeforeYouEat
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LMAO! Sure Jack, it's a mystery why a lardass who can't stand or walk would need a stint in a nursing home.
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"Why you in a nursing home, you should be in a casket."
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No Jack, that’s a look of sheer horror when the poor unfortunate soul stumbles upon a 400 pound invalid swimming in his own piss after a dinner fit that has:
1 unusable claw where a right arm used to be
A newly unusable stump where a left arm used to be
Two unusable tree trunk shaped blobs of flesh that used to be legs
A lazy right eye stricken from him by stroke 3
Is drooling incessantly from the right side of his mouth because it can no longer close due to stroke number 4.
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He deserves whatever he gets.
Don’t get me wrong- Popeyes (along with Five Guys) is my guilty pleasure as far as fast food is concerned. I usually go with tenders (split between mild and spicy), and biscuits (no sides). I’ll split the biscuits apart like Oreos and make little Popeyes sliders with the sauces. Guilty. Pleasure.
But it’s the *LAST* thing this fat lump of cunt with no self control should be eating. Jesus Fucking Christ.
I hope he starts choking on a bone and activates his call light. But due to his karening, the staff ignore it, because they’ve grown to hate him like poison. “Oh, Scalfatty’s calling? It’s probably nothing like every fucking time. Go do [redacted task], and check in on him when you’re done. Shouldn’t be more than ten minutes…” *industrial chime sound continues*
It’d be a fitting way for him to go. Either that, or they hear his choking, and The Lazy Man’s final moments are spent feeling back blows as they try (in vain) to clear the blockage.
Nah, I’m holding out hope that he passes away on camera, and the footage somehow leaks. Maybe Jack’s narcissistic ass decides to pick up live-streaming again, thinking there’ll be some sort of renewed interest due to his hiatus? Or maybe he collapses in a gas station/fast food joint, and a surveillance cam picks it up? Imagine what a Scalfani-esque blessing that would be? I know it’s HIGHLY unlikely to happen, but a Pig can dream, damnit!!
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When 90 year old dementia patients look down on you, you should probably question your life choices.
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And this is why I fucking hate this man. I can guarantee that he composed that shit without feeling a sense of pause at all.
He’s crippled beyond repair in his 50s. He’s almost certainly the youngest patient in the facility. His situation (for most people his age) is unconventional, and the staff, visitors, and even the geriatrics know it. It’s being plainly reflected in their body language if Jack is able to detect it, which says something because Jack is usually blind to social cues.
Soooo close to a breakthrough- that perhaps I’m receiving those looks because I SHOULDN’T be here. What does that say about my life choices? Hmmm…”
And he still doesn’t get it. Detestable.
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LOL this is so fucking rich. So Jagoff is in a roundabout way saying he's above being in a nursing home and doesn't belong there.
Where he really belongs is Arby's.
Where he really belongs is Arby's.
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He's in a nursing home because he "still can't stand." This was commented on the above post:
I don't think he will ever walk again. He's spent far more time bitching about the food in his nursing home than he has in therapy, and hasn't mentioned the therapy once. It's been weeks since his entrance into the nursing home and almost 2 months since his most recent stroke. He has shown no signs of progress since going into the home and no signs of even wanting to get better. Hopefully we will still get more content with him in a wheelchair or scooter, but I don't think it's going to happen.
It's also clear as day from all the evidence available that Hammy is trying to kill him. The last thing that he needs is fucking Popeyes, but she's bringing it to him because her fat bitch husband can't continue to starve to death on the nursing home food alone.
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He wouldn't even use his arm. We all saw how wasted away his legs were because he refused to try. And then this dumbass is still looking at two story houses in the middle of nowhere.
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What are the chances of Jack getting one of those weightloss shots that are hip with the kids right now? Like Wegovy or Mounjaro.
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Given his Beetus (that probably isn’t mostly self diagnosed) what are the odds he’s probably already on one of these?
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He would be posting about it all the time like he did with all the other gimmick things, the KETOO, Sanford, monk fruit etc. He'll probably hear about them in a few years and believes to be a pioneer in finding such a "secret" way to lose weight.