Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Really? I turned it on for 10 minutes at the very beginning to see if he whined about the GSG (he didn't).

It came up during either the youtube or rumble superchat section, it was just the same 5 minute or so cope he did the last couple times

 

[bifftango]

I agree with you except for how a man needs to be able to achieve an erection to fuck another man's ass and also not be not be the most willing bottom in MN.

Sir, this is the Build-A-Bear hotline.

 

[Farmer Y]

I doubt that being stuck with a tenant at a loss and being unable to sell your house is tantamount to 'worse day of my life' even if you lens it through the most deceptive filter.

Although, that net loss and the need for ready cash in the near future and a depressed economy might induce more tension in the near future...

Agree but depending on who it was, it could've lead to a family falling out. Another angle to speculate on perhaps.

 

[Swole McPole]

Adding a little info I remember and didn't see come up. Around his worst time, he mentioned having family or someone close to them basically squatting in his second property. I remember he said something like they were suppose to use it for a bit but then never left. He wanted to try and sell the place but had to deal with that.

This is why I like the idea that Nick's worst ever moment is being cut out of his inheritence while all the money goes to his kids. If I were Nick's parents, I'd be having a conversation something like this:

"Well son, we've paid for your college. Bought you a house. Paid for your wedding. Paid for you to go to law school. You decided that, with five kids, your house was too small, so we paid for another house. And then we gave you the money to set up a legal practice. Sure, we were sceptical at the time, because you've never really stuck at anything, but you said you wanted to have a career in the law, so we said, 'OK, but this is the last time.'

As usual, you got bored with playing at being a lawyer, so you decided you were going to be a YouTube lawyer and you neglected your legal practice. I want to say you ran it into the ground, but it never actually got up off the ground. How much does that amount to in total? Well over a million. Close to two, I'm guessing. And then last year you tell us you made a million bucks from YouTube and you were giving up on the legal practice you begged and pleaded for because you wanted to be a lawyer so bad. You made no attempt to pay back the money you borrowed to start that firm -- the first thing you did was went out and spent $125,000 on a fancy Mustang. So you obviously aren't short of money.

Given that, your mom and I have decided that we're going to disinherit you and our money will go into trust for our grandchildren. They're the people it should be going to anyway, but given your track record, we're worried that there won't be anything left for them to inherit. Not only is this more tax efficient, but it provides you with a real incentive to keep on working hard and make a genuine success of yourself.

We still love you and I hope you understand our decision."

A normal parent would be fine with a decision like this. Nick just sees his massive inheritance slipping through his greedy, grasping, grifting fingers and it rocks his world. To paraphrase Dashiell Hammett, "You can always get another wife, but there's only one family fortune.

 

[Not Who You Think]

This is why I like the idea that Nick's worst ever moment is being cut out of his inheritence while all the money goes to his kids. If I were Nick's parents, I'd be having a conversation something like this:

"Well son, we've paid for your college. Bought you a house. Paid for your wedding. Paid for you to go to law school. You decided that, with five kids, your house was too small, so we paid for another house. And then we gave you the money to set up a legal practice. Sure, we were sceptical at the time, because you've never really stuck at anything, but you said you wanted to have a career in the law, so we said, 'OK, but this is the last time.'

As usual, you got bored with playing at being a lawyer, so you decided you were going to be a YouTube lawyer and you neglected your legal practice. I want to say you ran it into the ground, but it never actually got up off the ground. How much does that amount to in total? Well over a million. Close to two, I'm guessing. And then last year you tell us you made a million bucks from YouTube and you were giving up on the legal practice you begged and pleaded for because you wanted to be a lawyer so bad. You made no attempt to pay back the money you borrowed to start that firm -- the first thing you did was went out and spent $125,000 on a fancy Mustang. So you obviously aren't short of money.

Given that, your mom and I have decided that we're going to disinherit you and our money will go into trust for our grandchildren. They're the people it should be going to anyway, but given your track record, we're worried that there won't be anything left for them to inherit. Not only is this more tax efficient, but it provides you with a real incentive to keep on working hard and make a genuine success of yourself.

We still love you and I hope you understand our decision."

A normal parent would be fine with a decision like this. Nick just sees his massive inheritance slipping through his greedy, grasping, grifting fingers and it rocks his world. To paraphrase Dashiell Hammett, "You can always get another wife, but there's only one family fortune.

Or maybe it went something like this:

 

[Cynthia Behave]

On the topic of Nick's Worst Day... I found this. (I toggled the screenrecording so you could all see that it was July 4, 2022)

It's a pretty bizarre vid, actually. He's drunk and does this culty "follow me" thing. He's trying to decide if his "worst day" was "yesterday" (so July 2-3, 2022) or a month prior. When I have some time I'll look at early June Locals streams. He may have deleted the giant meltdown Locals stream that I recall pretty vividly.

A bad thing was already ongoing about a month prior (early June). The big day was on July 3rd(ish). Hedonism II was late July to mid August.

Yep, you're right. Vid confirms.

Adding a little info I remember and didn't see come up. Around his worst time, he mentioned having family or someone close to them basically squatting in his second property.

He's always whined about that. I don't think Kayla will let them boot the family out. But I'm certain that's not the reason for his meltdown. Whatever happened was personal.

Agree but depending on who it was, it could've lead to a family falling out.

I'm leaning into this as well. Kayla's family is very conservative. I wonder if her dad lost it regarding his content. Someone here recently had a compilation of Kayla clips and Nick refers to her dad at one point. Sounds like he is a force.

(He visited his parents in FL prior to Hedonism in Aug. so I'm doubting it's about his parents.)

This is why I like the idea that Nick's worst ever moment is being cut out of his inheritence while all the money goes to his kids.

It's an interesting theory. This feels more personal to me but I'll keep digging in my spare time.

Edit: That's my dog barking bc I've not been able to figure out the plug-in that I installed to make my audio work properly for screen recordings. How is Apple so smart and so dumb? How am I so smart and so dumb? (And, yes, I've watched the YT tutorials; still not working.)

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Even if he was having a problem with some extended family members I feel like he would mention that vaguely. I think the reason he is being so cagey about this is that it concerns Kayla or perhaps the kids directly.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Since the Worst Day conversation has started up again, I am taking some time to write up an effortpost with my hypothesis and some additional information. Currently going through contemporaneous posts on the thread as well as streams around a specific portion of June to understand the context and hopefully make it more likely my timeline is correct.

Here's some clips from that time that are not relevant but fun to laugh at now.

Nick wants to buy a Corvette or similar car, but he has enough self-control to realize it would be a waste of money: "I think it'd be ridiculous, I think it'd be shortsighted."

The first(?) mention of the infamous trip to the Jamaican Coast. For some reason, Nick was not to supposed disclose the name of the island under any circumstances. WHY COULD THAT BE???

 

[RotPockets]

How is Apple so smart and so dumb?

If you have an iPhone just use this.

It’s what I use to capture everything, instead of using YouTube-dl all the time. Then just crop it like an image, and edit the timeline to remove anything unnecessary.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

This doesn’t get talked about enough but those paintings behind him when he is streaming are so bad. He or more likely our wife really like that artist for some reason but god if you have money to buy art why would you buy such shit?

 

[Heckler1]

This doesn’t get talked about enough but those paintings behind him when he is streaming are so bad. He or more likely our wife really like that artist for some reason but god if you have money to buy art why would you buy such shit?

It may be stating the obvious but, he has terrible terrible taste/makes poor decisions. The bad painting has been there to warn us all this time.

 

[Swole McPole]

The first(?) mention of the infamous trip to the Jamaican Coast. For some reason, Nick was not to supposed disclose the name of the island under any circumstances.

"Jamaica?"
"No, she swings of her own accord."

"This doesn’t get talked about enough but those paintings behind him when he is streaming are so bad."

Isn't that a Louis Wain cat behind him? I'd quite like a Louis Wain cat myself. It's almost certainly some cheap-ass modern reproduction though.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Starting to get a much clearer picture of the kind of relationship Nick believes he has with his fans/chat (clip from July 2022 and March 2023):

If Nick is trying to larp as a father-figure (or example/support to lost men), then Nick should not have been surprised if any of them who believed it felt betrayed when he started telling some of them to "get the fuck out" after they showed concerned about Nick's own decisions in life.

All things considered, it seems that Nick wants these people to need his approval, but if/when they question him, then Nick will show them the door. Quite the hugbox.

Also, Nick's little speech provides a clearer picture of why he sometimes wears a pope hat.


Looking forward to the results of those inclined to get to the bottom of Nick's Worst Day. A sincere thanks for your effort!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Once more, dear friends, unto the breach!

HTML helps Panoptes?

robertford9999​

"fuck it I don't care < html>< center> I'm gonna pretend it's 1998 and write in html again < /center>< /html>"​

kpklukken​

pretty sure they typed it like then for when kiwi farms logs it then it shows up properly their​

LaFemmeRekeita​

It's a Locals bug, dipshit.​

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! OUR SECRET IDENTITIES ARE REVEALED!

Spoiler: HOE DARE THEY DOXX US (with info we post)

Freedom1982​

They doxed Mr stir-fry tonight​

Andrew_Wahoo​

KF?​

Freedom1982​

Yeah​

Freedom1982​

.they doxed you a bit too I think​

Andrew_Wahoo​

Do you have Twitter?​

Andrew_Wahoo​

DM me

jeffsk​

What?! How?!​

Andrew_Wahoo​

Is he ok?​

ThisJustinCase​

oh? what happened?​

Freedom1982​

Not sure if he even knows yet. I just went on a couple of hours ago​

jeffsk​

How they heck did they did him with such an anonymous name lol?!​

MaidenIron​

Whoooo??​

Freedom1982​

Shared address and a pic of his house​

ThisJustinCase​

-_-why? what did he do wrong? no need to answer, thats rhetorical

Freedom1982​

Kiwi farms​

Freedom1982​

No clue. I hope it's wrong​

jeffsk​

And hey wanted to say long time no chat, shit sorry scout your doxing now too​

DependasaurusRex​

Yep... retards be retarded.

jeffsk​

That’s awful if true

Andrew_Wahoo​

I live in an apartment complex, you dox me, you dox hundreds of people.

jeffsk​

Let’s hope that it’s not true

Freedom1982​

What's you handle

They are coming for @AnOminous

LaFemmeRekeita​

Does AnOminous do anything other than post on Kiwi Farms?

We take everything out of context:

Spoiler: Every critic is a liar!

aCompleteRandom​

Shut up. Like, stop your fucking thoughts for two seconds. I didn't say anyone wasn't "allowed" to do something. I said she was a fag and a creep for what she's done. I don't give a fuck about legalities. I'm saying she's a creep. She literally posted content from chat to youtube without any consent. That's creepy as fuck. Did I cry to you for any action or enforcement or anything at all? No! You've come at me like I'm wrong for pointing out the obvious. Stop being a fucking fag.

TheMildOne​	I'm not sure exactly what the argument is here, I just saw a message that said something about a picture of Sally.
elissaclips​	Actually, I posted content from YouTube on YouTube. But go off

aCompleteRandom​

Did you or did you not post content from chat on your youtube channel? The answer is of course yes. Did you seek consent? The answer is of course no. You posted a video on YOUR channel. YOU are sat there calling me a creep. Why? What'd I do to you, Karen? Answer: Nothing. Meanwhile, you're posting videos using pictures shared in chat to gain views.

JarvisHong​

I mean, at least she gives vids (and I still havent seen the one you refer to) but places like Kiwi, Monty and Ralf's just quote text out of CONTEXT, where htey can make up whatever

They do not know how chat privacy works...

Spoiler: BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS PRIVATE!

CGoody564​

Chat is free. He has to specifically set it to members only for it to be exclusive. And hate to tell you, even when it's set that way, it can still be viewed by anyone for free, and thus clipped and freely shared regardless

TheMildOne​

Can and Should are two different things.

aCompleteRandom​

No, honestly, that's great to know. I already knew you could view chats without paying. The idea that you could post in chats, when that's supposedly a supporters-only benefit? That's incredible. What'd I pay for, exactly?

JarvisHong​

ALSO, this chat IS GLOBAL just like YT

BallDoGagger4000​	I think you need to have an account to see chat
JarvisHong​	and either way the (GLOBAL) PUBLIC can see it

JarvisHong​	Nope, I lurked here for a few months LMAO
StormyShores​	Lol boomer
BallDoGagger4000​	You can't post or chat without paying
BallDoGagger4000​	But you had to sign up

CGoody564​	Yes, you can. It's only when chat is set to members only that only paying members can post
Darkomen42​	You have to have a locals account to see the community in the first place
JarvisHong​	I didnt have to be logged in to watch
CGoody564​	Post in chat* I mean

aCompleteRandom​

Listen, you're a fag, okay? A random shitlord takes content from the chat you're supposedly a mod for and attacks the audience of the guy that chat gives money to, and you're defending that person. Elissa is trash. She will always be trash. That you defend trash who attacked the AUDIENCE who PAYS CASH to NICK is fucking retarded. You aren't a fag because you're a mod. You're a fag because you're a fag.

MrStirFry99​	I think Nick keeps it on that setting. This chat is members only, so to speak
elissaclips​	I suppose you being creepy and wrong is just more pressing than me being trash

CGoody564​

Then this particular chat is set to members only. He may be doing that regularly now. All I know is he has to specifically set it to that for it to be the case

BallDoGagger4000​

When it is members only you cant see anything

JarvisHong​

BUT< IT DOES NOT MATTER, WITH ALL THE KIWI, MONTY'S AND RALPHS HERE, ITS ALL RECORDED

Netflooder​

Yeah, there are plenty of douchey faggy motherfuckers that take shifts on paid accounts to make sure they don't miss every shit nick takes.

TheFormerMr_K​

anyone can watch the chat though, they cant type but they can save images as they please. i never assumed any kind of privacy when posting photos on the internet, even cloud storage isnt private, locals definitely isnt. they havent even got the block working yet else i wouldnt have to be reading the bot spam

TheFormerMr_K​

no one should have any assumption of privacy in this chat. period.

aCompleteRandom​

The problem is that these lurking faggots will try to accuse us of being weirdos if we reshare in chat pics that were posted in chat. While they're sat theere sharing them out to discord, youtube, etc. It's fucking GAY.

aCompleteRandom​

I'm not a hypocrite. I was homeless and working 80 hours a week to make myself not homeless. Sure, I applied for "assistance". They offered literally nothing. I'm white and male and have no children. Fuck me, I can die in a ditch. I have no hypocrisy because I have no expectations other than that everyone does for themselves and you're a retard if you don't do for yourself.

aCompleteRandom​

Build your own fucking life for a while, really put some effort into it, then stare really fucking hard at a system that takes 30% of your resources away and uses them to try to take even more? Fucking welcome to my world. I've been to the bottom, never to the top, but I've done okay for myself and my wife. And it can all crash at a fucking moment's notice.

aCompleteRandom​	God the women of chat have shared heartbreaking pictures. I've saved some to meme, and I'd give them back to chat, but I can't fucking do it, because I don't want to give creepers who're going to post that shit on youtube without the consent of the chatter who posted it the photos. Fucking fuck. What was fuck is now something that just pisses me off.
aCompleteRandom​	what was fun*

Pot calling Kettle, Pot calling Kettle!

aCompleteRandom​

​	Post more videos on youtube showing pictures of women of chat. It's great. Creep.

(This is the lewd album compiler in chat! LMAO! It also sperged out when the porn filter was tested in chat.)


Can we copyright strike them?

Spoiler: Copyright cuckery

CGoody564​

Locals doesn't promote it; you agree to that by sharing your shit in a public forum.

MrStirFry99​

"anything you say can and will be used against you..." ive heard that before

JarvisHong​

cant copyright claim chat tho. its like speaking in a public commons or a Pub/bar

Unbreaded​

Yeah shit got weird pretty quickly.I dont like it, but they've been given free reign to harass the women in here.Like I said, if they use anything you post, copywrite strike them. That's really the only recourse for someone the vultures have stolen content from

BallDoGagger4000​

So you are upset that she is paying and able to get the chat, Coz she could just not pay and still get the content.

JarvisHong​

Breaded, you CAN NOT COPYRIGHT CHATS lol

aCompleteRandom​

You know, the funny thing is, you walked into me talking shit on @elissaclips because she earned it. That's my right to speech. Period. I'm not saying anything factually incorrect. Everything I'm saying is true. You're acting as though I'm doing something wrong. I'm not. As a mod, why the fuck are you taking the side of the cunt that's trying to publicize Nick's chat, adding the chilling effect that has killed 90% of the willingness to actually have a great conversation?

Unbreaded​

Not if it's directly screenshotted from something you post. Kinda different than quoting what someone says

CGoody564​

What you're saying isn't true though. You're crying about how you have the right to not have what you say shared with others. That's ridiculous.I'm not taking any side; I'm telling you how it is

Unbreaded​

MaybeThat's for youtube to decide on appeal

JarvisHong​

so after all Nick has been thru with false claims, you advocate that? That's BREADED

JarvisHong​	AND it's also from NICKS chat, not HIS
StormyShores​	I don't know who needs to hear this, but anything you post on the internet is public.
TheMildOne​	I think you misunderstand the complaint. It's not that people object to sharing..... it's objecting to sharing to a different audience in a disengenuous context.

CGoody564​	That's absurd. You have no right to copyright strike someone for simply sharing why you've said in chat. Your condoning an abuse of the legal system
BallDoGagger4000​	Copyright may not work. Privacy complaint would have a better chance of working
Unbreaded​	Last I heard nick was alright with copywrite claims, at least this last time again Divinity he said it was alright
MrStirFry99​	thats a good way of putting it.
CGoody564​	This, and even so, it's not gonna hold up

elissaclips​	They’re just desperate for literally anyone to try to strike me because Nick gives me permission and they don’t like it
aCompleteRandom​	I'm not crying about anything. I'm stating facts. She posted videos on youtube of this chat, that you can't post in without paying to post. She has monetized what we have paid to participate in. That's not claiming some sort of copyright, that's calling her out for being a shitty cunt who should die in a fire. I have a right to my opinion, fag. Shut the fuck up.

BallDoGagger4000​

I meant for the images not chat

Southanarchist​

But I dont understand why though, you seem perfectly pleasant to me

HOW DO THEY DOXX US!?!?!?

Darkomen42​

I'm down at the Toyota megasite job, I'm about 120 miles from home

JarvisHong​

The TX HQ that's gonna have a racetrack?

Darkomen42​

No, the 2000 acre battery factory in NC

elissaclips​

And you guys wonder why you’re so easy to dox

Extortion is OK because it is consequences...

Spoiler: Defending Extortion

Netflooder​

Clip channels use to be cool. They were more there to highlight something that stood out to them in streams, usually funny or good takes. Now they just come off as fucking gay and pointless.

CGoody564​

Law Nerd Clips forever

BallDoGagger4000​

She threatened to blackmail Faran

CGoody564​

No, she threatened to hold faran accountable for her actions

BallDoGagger4000​

Do this action or else I will do another action = blackmail

CGoody564​

That is false. Blackmail is demanding payment or benefit for not revealing something. She demanded neither

CGoody564​

Do this or I do that ≠ blackmail inherently

JarvisHong​

isnt that Extortion tho?

BallDoGagger4000​

"benefit" She demanded benefit

CGoody564​

Only if you're demanding payment. She isn't extorting anything from faran. She's threatening to embarrass her if she doesn't stop being a piece of shit

CGoody564​

Only if you're demanding payment. She isn't extorting anything from faran. She's threatening to embarrass her if she doesn't stop being a piece of shit

CGoody564​	She did not. She demanded that faran release arguably illegitimate copyright strikes against others
BallDoGagger4000​	Payment isn't required

JarvisHong​

no, blackmail is payment or benifets, Extrotion is the latter

I AM NOT MAD!?

Spoiler: ACompleteRandom Spergs for 4 HOURS!

aCompleteRandom​

No salt. I hate poison. I gave Faran the benefit of the doubt and look what happened. I gave Cynthia the benefit of the doubt and look what happened. I'm looking at the actions of ellissa and it's nothing different. I'm not salty, I'm just not willing to put up with trash. But I'll roast the fuck out of trash for my own entertainment all day long.

CGoody564​	Roast her all you want. Just claiming that she attacked you sounds bitchmade
BallDoGagger4000​	Yeah but you are giving her energy... Couldn't you see that?

CGoody564​

It takes two, as they say

aCompleteRandom​

I've never put a video on a youtube channel calling her out. She has for me. Is that an attack or not? Serious question. Answer. Yes or no, is that an attack?

BallDoGagger4000​	Isn't there a sating that covers this.. something about food and trolls?
BallDoGagger4000​	She didn't call you out

CGoody564​	No, including your own words from chat in a video is not an attack. Where do you come up with this stuff?
aCompleteRandom​	Ofc she did. The moment she mentioned my username, and showed my posts, she called me out. Where's your denial coming from? We were all here. It was kind of a big deal, when she posted clairebere's video.

BallDoGagger4000​

She didn't mention your user name. She didn't show your posts. She didn't call you out.

JarvisHong​

I also asked early on for the examples, and never recieved any

aCompleteRandom​

Ah, there were go. So you can show what I post, and impugn that I'm some weird creeper out of context, and that's great. Meanwhile, you can post pictures of the women of chat to the general audience of youtube and it's great. Keep telling me I'm in the wrong, fag. While defending the biggest fag that's a supposed "supporter" of Nick. Imagine, she posts videos directly attacking Nick AND his supporters. And you're sat there defending her, and talking shit to Nick's supporters.

CGoody564​

If she's misframing what you said, correct the record

aCompleteRandom​

I'm not a streamer, or a public figure, fag. I don't care what she says about me. I only give a shit that she's talking shit on Nick, AND sharing photos of the women of chat outside of chat without any form of consent. Keep making fucking excuses though.

CGoody564​

You don't have to be a streamer or entertainer to have what you say used against you.

aCompleteRandom​

How do you use it against me, genius? Who am I?

CGoody564​

You not being a streamer or entertainer is irrelevant. And if that were true, you'd be bitching about the pictures and her talking shit on Nick rather than saying "reeeeee she attacked me"You can bitch and moan about whatever you want though. Not my concern or problem.

aCompleteRandom​

This is the most ridiculous post ever. It's weird to think that at one point I thought you were entertaining. Welcome back fag, you've turned into the guy who literally justifies people who are trying to tear apart locals chat. Good job baby mod.

CGoody564​

They're allowed to. Free speech goes both ways. If it isn't violating TOS or a crime, too fucking bad

aCompleteRandom​

They're allowed to. That's amazing. "Come on in, tear apart supporter chat!" Good take. Tell me, why did Nick ban Cynthia?

aCompleteRandom​

Shut up. Like, stop your fucking thoughts for two seconds. I didn't say anyone wasn't "allowed" to do something. I said she was a fag and a creep for what she's done. I don't give a fuck about legalities. I'm saying she's a creep. She literally posted content from chat to youtube without any consent. That's creepy as fuck. Did I cry to you for any action or enforcement or anything at all? No! You've come at me like I'm wrong for pointing out the obvious. Stop being a fucking fag.

Darkomen42​

Besides the constant TOS violations regarding harassing individuals?

TheMildOne​	Because she agreed to leave on her own and didn't.
JarvisHong​	that has been in question too tonight

aCompleteRandom​

Weird. Tell me, taking content from chat and posting it on youtube in a highly negative manner, would that be considered harassing users of chat?

Darkomen42​

I was here. She was harassing multiple people who weren't even talking to her.

Buzzion​

let it go

aCompleteRandom​

Let it go? While ellissa continues to upload shit about chat, while Cynthia continues posting shit about chat, while KF spergs daily about us? "Let it go" regarding a mod who is defending THEM rather than defending US? We're here to support NICK. What the actual fuck?

Southanarchist​	You can always leave if it bothers you so much
Buzzion​	All your obsessive fucking posting about it is giving them precisely what they want. Let them be spergs in their little fantasy world.

aCompleteRandom​

THEY chill the chat. Me pointing out what faggots they are has absolutely zero impact. It's just me pissing into the wind. I feel better for being heard, without anything being done. Do NOT pretend that me airing my opinion harms chat.

TheMildOne​

Look I've defended your position in this mostly. But CGoody and Elissa aren't here now.

aCompleteRandom​	Yeah. That's why Ellissa was here, wasn't it. Just like Cynthia. Show up, throw out accusations until bored, stir up drama. AKA harass chat. NGL, I'd ban her, were it up to me. It's not, so getting past that, when she shows up, I'm going to bring everything up.
aCompleteRandom​	Every time. I want all of chat to know never trust her, never be friendly to her, and expect that anything you say will go on her "stealing nick's content" channel for no other reason than to cause drama. Why? Because I fucking HATE the fact that we can't just have fun.

Buzzion​

So you're going to turn chat into your own private spergfest everytime she shows up and make it incradibly boring for everyone else. Got it.

aCompleteRandom​

I prefer my spergfest to her spergfest. I don't moralfag. I don't tell you how you should exist in your personal life. I don't accuse you of cheating on your wife with your chat members. I just point at what you do to drive off the financial supporters of the guy I'm here to support. Sperg? Yes please. My flavor is better.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

"No, she swings of her own accord."

Some say she swings of her own accord.
Others say it's her civic duty.
But we all know her as the slatternly wife.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's next guest wants:

RekietaLaw​

Oh, Ronnie Radke followed me on Twitter, gonna hit him up soon.

RekietaLaw​

And O'Keefe. Just gotta book him, gotta do prerecorded with him.

Glad I picked this chat to trawl next. LOL!

 

[Cynthia Behave]

It may be stating the obvious but, he has terrible terrible taste/makes poor decisions. The bad painting has been there to warn us all this time.

Lmao - that fuckin' cat freaks me tf out. I feel like she's talking to me in feline Satanese or something. (The artist is some Cdn dude that his dad also likes, IIRC. Eric something? Someone here will remember.)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Lmao - that fuckin' cat freaks me tf out. I feel like she's talking to me in feline Satanese or something. (The artist is some Cdn dude that his dad also likes, IIRC. Eric something? Someone here will remember.)

https://www.ericwaugh.com/

Waugh.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

"Jamaica?"
"No, she swings of her own accord."



Isn't that a Louis Wain cat behind him? I'd quite like a Louis Wain cat myself. It's almost certainly some cheap-ass modern reproduction though.

That joke was a good one.
It looks similar to wain but wain actually has talent he has mentioned the name before like Cynthia said but I can’t remember who it is. I’d rather have one of the paintings that guy who was good friends with Johnny depp did if I was going to intentionally buy dumb weird art

Edit: I was going to post an example but instagram is gay

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Doubling up the archives to catch up...


Wine Karens tell on themselves:

FifiGigantor​

I drink a LOT of wine. Can you tell?

0 to 100 in no time flat:

Spoiler: MASSIVE oversharing

DarkHumar87​

I was approved for $238,000 in college funds. I don’t have to pay back… so looks like I’ll be a well educated dying lady. But, my kids can say my mom survived our rapist father and made something of her self. Lmfao that shouldn’t be funny

Still-Life​

You had kids with your dad?

DarkHumar87​

No I had kids with their dad, who happens to be my rapist. Long story but if POS was a literal person… it’s him

Still-Life​	You had multiple children with the same rapist? Fool me once right?
DarkHumar87​	No he raped me after the children were born.
JarvisHong​	still
Still-Life​	It kinda sounds like you guys had fucked a ton before that.

JarvisHong​	shoudlnt matter tho
DarkHumar87​	Yeah but the other times he didn’t shove me down from behind and put his hand over my face.
DarkHumar87​	I guess if you can breath and speak .. it’s probably less like being sodomized.
JarvisHong​	DUDE, NO!! THATS FUKED UP

JarvisHong​	TALK TO THE AG
DarkHumar87​	I always laugh when people try this it wasn’t rape thing.. we weren’t married. I know the difference trust me, when we had children it was consensual.
Still-Life​	Anytime a wiener goes in a butt it's sodomy.
JarvisHong​	TALK TO THE AG
MrStirFry99​	also like trying to have sex with your partner while they are asleep.
JarvisHong​	THEY SHOULD TALK TO THE AG
Still-Life​	Seems like they'd wake up.
DarkHumar87​	I’ll just say, my stomach turns at the smell of rotting leaves now. I thought it was a joke at first.. because I was shoved down. I was laughing … and then I wasn’t
JarvisHong​	Dude, TALK TO THE AG!!!
DarkHumar87​	The hand over my mouth should have signaled that, but the fear did not kick in until I felt my pants come down. What is an AG?
JarvisHong​	Attorney General of your County
Still-Life​	Lots of women fantasize about being raped by a stranger. Maybe you were just bored.
DarkHumar87​	I don’t think that would matter this took place in 2010
MrStirFry99​	why do you keep saying this?
Brimstoneddd​	It's the most common sexual fantasy for women
JarvisHong​	shoudlnt she?? wtf man?
DarkHumar87​	Lots of men fantasize about tying people up and fucking them…. I guess all men are rapist then right?
Brimstoneddd​	My buddy had two kids that way... His wife got on top of him while he was alsleep/passed out and he woke up nuttin
MrStirFry99​	no.
DarkHumar87​	By your standards nothing is rape lol … I should hope you never find yourself locked up with a bunch of psychos.
JarvisHong​	What does that have to do with that happend to you?
MrStirFry99​	i mean, if that happened to you, would you feel raped?
Brimstoneddd​	I believe the most common sexual fantasy for men is multiple women at the same time
Brimstoneddd​	I've woken up to my dick being sucked
DarkHumar87​	It doesn’t just the fact of the matter of someone trying to minimize what happened to me
Brimstoneddd​	When is your wife or girlfriend no
Brimstoneddd​	I'm not trying to minimize anything
JarvisHong​	yes, unless you ok with it
Still-Life​	They'd be locked in a room with me.
DarkHumar87​	Laughable at best… because if this happened to any guy saying this dumb shit they wouldn’t be even half as okay as I am with it today.
Buzzion​	God I can't wait till the block comes and your pathetic pedo ass vanishes from chat for me and so many others.
Still-Life​	If so inclined. Yes.
JarvisHong​	Who or what is minimising it??
sanglant​	or mouth, really anything that doesn't lead to a uterus.
DarkHumar87​	Let’s not play stupid, I’m really bad at that lol
Still-Life​	Don't be a bitch.
Buzzion​	do the world a favor and eat a bullet
JarvisHong​	refering to me??
MrStirFry99​	in south central while drinking your juice in the hood
DarkHumar87​	Referring to anyone that thinks what happened in that instance was not rape.
JarvisHong​	No, I'm PISSED that happend to you!!
Still-Life​	Eat a dick faggot.
DarkHumar87​	If you are pissed then your probably a decent human being.
MrStirFry99​	im sorry that happened to you
DarkHumar87​	Thanks
Brimstoneddd​	FUCK it Friday sure if starting off weird... I think I'm going to reset and come back in a few hours
DarkHumar87​	It’s not some badge I’m trying to wear… but my brain was clearly the thing most affected. Not my body.. my body healed
sanglant​	never forget the family courts forced a kid to be a paperboy to pay the hoe/teacher that raped him child support.or the q-tip.
DarkHumar87​	Ewh
JarvisHong​	I AM. but even more so that it seems you are NUMB to this, that it's just A THING or somthing... I wish I could hug you
MrStirFry99​	which is crazy.
DarkHumar87​	After so many years of people thinking it’s a joke.. it becomes a numb mute point. In which you wonder why you ever uttered the words. He has gone on to assault every female after me. I should have pressed charges.. I was a coward in that aspect
DarkHumar87​	Some men really are shit, and some men are good and treated like shit.
Still-Life​	So you've been talking about this for years?
DarkHumar87​	Yes
Still-Life​	Jesus Christ.
DarkHumar87​	Just because their is nothing I can do about it… doesn’t mean that I will forget it.
JarvisHong​	See above, and NO, you are NOT a coward.
Still-Life​	You're fucking insufferable.
Buzzion​	ignore that pathetic shithead. He's a sad little loser
JarvisHong​	dude really?
Still-Life​	Fuck you queer bait.
DarkHumar87​	I won’t forget that not one but two police officers that knew his drug informant mother laughed at me either. Or that even though I was shit on by the system I am still trying to become part of it… to make sure people are not afraid to speak
Buzzion​	were you around when that dipshit was posting pedo shit and changing his name every other day?
JarvisHong​	THIS ONE?
Still-Life​	You're a sensitive little faggot aren't you?
DarkHumar87​	I don’t care what they say, I’m a loser yet your concern is minimizing my suffering. Lmfao seems like I can smell weakness a mile away
JarvisHong​	well, ok, thats shit
DarkHumar87​
DarkHumar87​	This is his mother reporting her father who raped him and his cousin who raped him because he was being raped.. you couldn’t even begin to understand the level of work I have had to do in my life.
DarkHumar87​	These are legal documentations .. so what now.. was it just sex
DarkHumar87​	I could go on for days.. I used to be poor and stupid.. now I am just poor
DarkHumar87​	You can deny my testimony not the facts sweetheart.. as a matter of fact I have a pile of factual legal proofs that I could sit here all day posting. But why would i lower myself for you haha
Buzzion​	he's a fag and just going to say shit to piss you off because he's a sad little bitchmade tool
Still-Life​	You gonna cry sweetie?
DarkHumar87​	He is just not on the same level of acceptance as me. I don’t even hate him for it. Ignorance is not always bliss.
Southanarchist​	He’s literally just a troll trying to make you angry. Don’t feed the troll
DarkHumar87​	my life is a never ending saga of having to be marked by society for other peoples wrong doing. It is what it is, I am anything but a quitter.
DarkHumar87​	He couldn’t have survived one day of the hell that was my life. Lol
JarvisHong​	Noted, WHAT'S ON THE MENU//
MrStirFry99​	almost like being a straight white man. (jk) (smile a little)
DarkHumar87​	Lol truth men get shit on terribly these days.
JarvisHong​	John Prne Illegal Smile? lol
Still-Life​	I have legitimate reasoning for my distain of 'domestic violence' 'victims'.
Still-Life​	Women start domestic violence. Men finish it.
DarkHumar87​	I have a legitimate reason for my distain of people minimizing abused “survivors.”
Still-Life​	Hey victim, should I black your eyes again than, you keep putting the stick in my hand. Everytime you rehash this.
DarkHumar87​	Lmfao wow
Southanarchist​	And I have a legitimate reason for leaving
Still-Life​	You hand out the stick with your victims words.
Still-Life​	Everyday.
DarkHumar87​	So because he was someone else’s victim it was okay to harm me… you missed the point entirely
JarvisHong​	@xino_z did you finish my command??
Still-Life​	No. You missed it.
Still-Life​	Keep being the victim you want to see in the world.
DarkHumar87​	Clearly your an abuser who is triggered by someone saying you should be accountable for your behavior … weak bitch smell in here
Still-Life​	It's totally healthy.
DarkHumar87​	I’m still a victim of the system everyday your assling
Still-Life​	Yeah, you are a victim huh? everyday.
DarkHumar87​	you didn’t even get the full story on it and feel justified on saying this.. god help us if you are ever in a courtroom
Still-Life​	Now keep talking abuot it.
JarvisHong​	fuckin femanisim shit
Still-Life​	So white knight retards can pity you.
DarkHumar87​	Yes I wear a dirty name because of this person and their drug informant mother while he walks around beating every women after me.. clearly it was just me
DarkHumar87​	Hahaha
Still-Life​	Your fucking crazy bitch.
DarkHumar87​	I don’t need pitty I dragged myself out of that hell alone you pathetic little cunt
DarkHumar87​	I am, I have PTSD, I have severe anxiety .. I can’t trust anyone
Still-Life​	Great. Then shut the fuck up about your 15 minutes of shame.
DarkHumar87​	Go on though nothing you say can hurt me .. your a sad little human
DarkHumar87​	Your mad because your the mole
JarvisHong​	you payed $5 to do ths?
DarkHumar87​	I am happy because I am stronger than you wish I was
Still-Life​	Jesus Christ, I see what you did to the poor guy.
DarkHumar87​	Right I allowed abuse in my life over and over because my daddy didn’t want me
DarkHumar87​	I allowed people like you with their narcissistic behavior to dictate my life and choices
DarkHumar87​	What was I thinking lmfao
Still-Life​	Bro, you are fucking retarded.
JarvisHong​	who said DADDY? tho,
DarkHumar87​	Calling me stupid won’t change a fucking thing.. I have had to dissect and look at myself and my life choices over and over. I can see that your a spoiled little cunt
Still-Life​	Is this one of Cookies Pranks?
Still-Life​	You can't possibly be this unbearable.
JarvisHong​	Ookie-Cookies?? NO THANKS
DarkHumar87​	The never ending ignorance that people like you spill out of their fucking faces is what is astounding to me
DarkHumar87​	You would be the biggest crying bitch probably would of killed yourself if you were in my position. Yet everyday I wake up to deal with more ignorant fucks like you.
DarkHumar87​	Your just mad because you opened your ignorant mouth and exposed your ignorant mind
Still-Life​	See, before it was clear how aweful you are, I was starting to sound like an asshole.
JarvisHong​	Before YOUcame here, chat was AWESOME
DarkHumar87​	I may be a sad little victim who relives their nightmares.. but your just an antagonistic self absorbed cunt with no life.
Still-Life​	You are a just my more psycho bitch who ruined a mans life and ran to the court system in tears.
DarkHumar87​	Lmfao
DarkHumar87​	I wasn’t the one who filed in court moron
DarkHumar87​
DarkHumar87​	I’m dead your perception of me is dead wrong .. and it’s funny
TheMildOne​	When have the last time either of you have evacuated cun
Still-Life​	Yeah, you probably called the cops, right bitch?
TheMildOne​	Cum
JarvisHong​	Dude, dont talk about my Xthat way... oh wait, shewas
DarkHumar87​	Actually the neighbors called the cops because they heard the glass breaking
Still-Life​	This guy gets it.
DarkHumar87​	And his mother had a plot the whole time to take my kids cause she is a fat druggy slob that didn’t want to work
Still-Life​	You rotten hoe bag
TheMildOne​	I think both of you need to get off locals and go rub one out
Still-Life​	Do you know how fucking common you are?
DarkHumar87​	Do you know how fucking tired you are
DarkHumar87​	You’ve been dying th to say this over and over here’s your chance you little bitch get it all out
JarvisHong​	You will NEVER defeat us
TheMildOne​	Go jack off please
DarkHumar87​	I haven’t been blind hunny my senses are lethal
Still-Life​	You are literally an NPC
TheMildOne​	Go jack off please
Still-Life​	Pres X to continue boring ass 'rape' story.
DarkHumar87​	That’s what happened when your someone like me.. it made me better the abuse. And here you are still in a bubble of ignorance
Still-Life​	Press Y not to give a fuck.
TheMildOne​	Go jack off please
DarkHumar87​	Wow such pathetic people
TheMildOne​	You both need stress relief
DarkHumar87​	Angry at the world … abusers like to hang around other abusers because they make them feel understood. That’s an excuse mechanism
JarvisHong​	BOTH?? lol
TheMildOne​	Rub one out.....watch the sunrise....then come back
DarkHumar87​	I knew you were Amber Heard supporters lmfao
Still-Life​	Stop fucking whining. Christ almighty, I'm suprised he didn't kill himself.
DarkHumar87​	If only he did that would of been a blessing
JarvisHong​	I actua;lly ROTF a that
TheMildOne​	What does that bitch have to do with your inability to coom
TheMildOne​
TheMildOne​	.
DarkHumar87​	Meridith banks, Brittany Hutchinson, Erica la Tourette, Miranda Furman. Did they all just cause him to be that way?
DarkHumar87​	Yes everyone is the problem but him lmfao
JarvisHong​	@xino_z you done with my instructions?
TheMildOne​	You in a Dom/Sub relationship with Xino now?
MrStirFry99​	you has to make the water first. lol
DarkHumar87​	You know what I recognized about all of them.. all friends with one of his sisters. See that’s his MO using his sisters and family to make his “victims.” Feel sorry for him. Or then
MrStirFry99​	*She has to...
JarvisHong​	She asked
DarkHumar87​	My only weakness in this life was being too nice of a person. There’s no worry about that anymore. Lmfao .. with people like you out there making excuses for people … your the weak little bitch not me. Victim mind is you hunny .. so that’s all I have left to say
TheMildOne​	Or he has a bad picker..... I don't know who the fuck you're talking about....but I know quite a few people who have dated multiple abusers.
Buzzion​	bet she fell asleep
DarkHumar87​	So all the women from different lifestyles and backgrounds are to blame .. not that he is a 9 year old permanently for not dealing with his own abuse?
JarvisHong​	likely lol
DarkHumar87​	So the women he dated have to overcome his abuse but he never has to work on himself. See who’s the victim now

It goes on for HOURS with Still-Life telling her she deserved to be raped and he understands why.

WTF! Why is LOCALS such a cesspit!?