Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 87 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.3%

  • Total voters
    320
For comparison's sake here is Crowder's engagement on his most recent post on mug club

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And here is Nick's
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Just look back at his old streams as I did, ND he used to get 600-800 easily.

He is lucky to break 150. The casuals are not using LOCALS anymore.
Huh. Tonights Youtube show was pretty decent. No coomerism, no degeneracy, decent lawsplaining.
Too little and too late. He has burned his audience. As some else said, this all seemingly fell into his lap and he took it for granted.

I always laughed at his 'people will just guve you money if you stream' line. I thought he was being oblivious or self-deprecating, but no... he was just retarded.
He lost every right to pretend to be Jordan Peterson or some shit when he went to a gay balldo party at a gay bar and acted totally gay when he was in that gay bar, and he lost every right to pretend to be against "red pill" shit when he had Drex on who literally did nothing but pure MGTOW for hours and hours every time.

He literally pimped red pill shit for years. And now? It's harmful. But gay balldo parties at gay bars while rolling on molly to party with all the homos? Totally healthy behavior for a middle aged man who is supposedly monogamous and heterosexual. In actuality he is a giant fag who hates his five children.

And now THIS FACE? What the fuck? Is this some Greek comedy/tragedy mask, except for faggots? Make that face to someone else you jerkoff, it's fooling nobody.
Minor pushback. He always disclaimed 'I just let people talk'.. I think that he brought on a variety of people just to grift some of their audience.

He had a bunch of people who like listening to Drex, so he brought hum on to keep them happy and pulling SC's.

Ar that point, peoplw till thought he had principles and was just letting alternative views speak with freeze peach. Now we all know better.
From Nick's Saturday locals about trying to hire people:

TLDW summary:
Nick wants to hire someone to post short videos on TikTok, Instagram, YouTube shorts for growth on his channel
He doesn't want to guide them on what to post or tell them what to post
He seems to pay people then ignore their request for feedback.
He wants people to just grow his channel without him giving them anything except a paycheck

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If someone knows how to grow a channel like that, they wouldn't need the paycheck from Nick cause they would already be doing amazing on social media. From a self-described "Social Media Genius", you'd think he would be able to just tell people what to do. Instead he knows the theory of it, but doesn't know any of the practical side of doing the work.

My guess is that 2 things are going on. 1. He's bleeding Locals subscribers so he's having to expand his funnel again. 2. Part of his Rumble contract involves actually bringing people over to Rumble and with his YouTube channel starting to lose subs, I wouldn't be surprised if his Rumble channel is too.

It's looking more and more that Nick basically had his whole channel and audience fall into his lap without him having to think too much about it and now that he's receiving any pushback, he honestly doesn't know what to do. I also wonder if he was expecting everyone to rally around him and give him money/locals subs to help him against the lawsuit with Montegraph similar to how his subs responded to him getting kicked off YouTube.
He does not want to work.

Just look at ehat Attorney Tom has done with his Attorney React channel. Nose could have done thr same thing with his freinds if they couls figure out the cost split.

As much as Nick brags about being a pioneer, he is falling behind in all categories besides degeneracy.
Thought that only applied to the sex tape / revenge porn legal stuff & only up until Ralph decided to blab about everything himself. After that, Nick talking about Ralph should be fair game? Nick has since done whole shows clowing on Ralph’s antics so Idk what would have changed now, unless it is that Nick is afraid of what Ralph would say about him in reply.

About that Locals gift to the first 5,000 subs that is surely to be produced any day now - how is it supposed to get to the recipients? Like when people sign up to Locals are they expected to put their actual full names & physical mailing address or how’s that work? I had previously thought it was probably just a user name & email but now I’m wondering about the logistics of the gift delivery situation.
Edit: and had Nick ever said if the gift is for all people who subbed to his locals or only the paying subscribers? It all seems so vague & I’m not sure Nick even had a plan to track who should get what. He can’t deliver on his promise to his Locals subs after 7 or so months (?) yet is asking for more $ with the GriftFundMe?
He has e-mail addresses exported as a CSV from paying subs.

His plan is to get the manufacturer to collect ship addresses via a form and fulfill the shipping for him so he doesn't have to collect addresses or pack boxes.


As a general note, it is very impressive how prescient the Farms have been with Rekeita. For years he was told to diversify, and it took a banning to do it. Funnily enough when he got that boost and looked poised to succeed, he chucked out massively. He still manages to fail upward though...

It makes me think of all the other advice: 'Stop drinking so much', 'stop sharing personal life details', 'hire an editor', 'hire a merchandise manager', 'hire a social media manager' that he seems to be at least partially acknowledging now. The current advice that is being flaunted do not give me hope that he can survive ignoring it...

He has a dead channel. He just doesn't know it yet
 
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Putting this here while I remember. Mark is an OG Aussie fan of Nicks (this is from comments in an Elissa vid). I think he lurks here. He might even have an account but I'm happy to be the person to put it out here.

His "there" is refering to Kiwi.

It's a super interesting comment, if true.

The context is last April/May's Nick Meltdown "the worst day".

(Non-Americans who are reading, skipping a generation for trusts is a tax game, and super common. I got $20K from my grandmother - I'm one of a ton of grandkids.)
I think the reason I would disagree with this is that none of the major stuff had happened yet, basically it would have to be Nick and Kayla cutting themselves out to let their freak flag fly. I just can't see anything in Nick behavior before that stream that would lead to them being removed as trustees. Although it is possible they were removed simply because of Nick's income at the time as this was during Depp. Hard to say on anything though as either way Nick can't confirm, as he's maintained that they were "Dirt Poor" in their early marriage. Which looking at all the evidence is definitely not true.
 
I think the reason I would disagree with this is that none of the major stuff had happened yet, basically it would have to be Nick and Kayla cutting themselves out to let their freak flag fly. I just can't see anything in Nick behavior before that stream that would lead to them being removed as trustees. Although it is possible they were removed simply because of Nick's income at the time as this was during Depp. Hard to say on anything though as either way Nick can't confirm, as he's maintained that they were "Dirt Poor" in their early marriage. Which looking at all the evidence is definitely not true.
I agree I still think our wife cheating on him is far more likely. Did we ever find out what the surgery our wife got after the depp trial was? I thought it was a hysterectomy or something similar but balldo man wouldn’t confirm at the time. It would be deeply funny if she got fixed right as he develops ED from drug abuse/alcohol abuse
 
Too little and too late. He has burned his audience. As some else said, this all seemingly fell into his lap and he took it for granted.
Agreed. A return to form would be too boring for Nick's new audience and he already told people who liked Old Nick to "fuck off". Switching content comes at a cost, so if Nick wants to stay relevant, he will have to build up his audience again before he should even consider another shift in content (backward or forward).

Nick will probably have to rely on collaborative streams (networking) with new blood to grow his audience and shoulder the burden for new content and not just sit around with the same old gallery of familiar degenerates and grifters. This is presuming that being a successful content creator is a high priority for Nick, which it clearly isn't (Nick has said that he just wants to coom).

That said, Nick making a comeback seems unlikely at this rate, and the people he creates filler content with (like Camelot331) are sad case-studies in arrested development. Chances for improvement initiated by Nick remains low. Ideal scenario for Nick: he passively waits for the wheel to turn in hopes that it happens while he is still relevant enough to make a comeback.
 
I think the reason I would disagree with this is that none of the major stuff had happened yet, basically it would have to be Nick and Kayla cutting themselves out to let their freak flag fly. I just can't see anything in Nick behavior before that stream that would lead to them being removed as trustees. Although it is possible they were removed simply because of Nick's income at the time as this was during Depp. Hard to say on anything though as either way Nick can't confirm, as he's maintained that they were "Dirt Poor" in their early marriage. Which looking at all the evidence is definitely not true.
Isn't the swinger island stuff pre-Worst Day? Apparently Not. IIRC they tend to see if parents will watch the kids when they go on vacation...if Nick's parents watched the kids and later learned the vacation was to a swinger event...
 
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Isn't the swinger island stuff pre-Worst Day? IIRC they tend to see if parents will watch the kids when they go on vacation...if Nick's parents watched the kids and later learned the vacation was to a swinger event...
No. Swinger Island happened in late July/ early August (in time for the race mixing event).
I agree I still think our wife cheating on him is far more likely. Did we ever find out what the surgery our wife got after the depp trial was? I thought it was a hysterectomy or something similar but balldo man wouldn’t confirm at the time. It would be deeply funny if she got fixed right as he develops ED from drug abuse/alcohol abuse
To me, Nick's response to his "worst day" says that something rocked his belief system. It could have been cheating, but I'm going to guess that it was an emotional affair rather than a physical one since they're both specifically adamant they've never had sex with someone else.
 
From Nick's Saturday locals about trying to hire people:

TLDW summary:
Nick wants to hire someone to post short videos on TikTok, Instagram, YouTube shorts for growth on his channel
He doesn't want to guide them on what to post or tell them what to post
He seems to pay people then ignore their request for feedback.
He wants people to just grow his channel without him giving them anything except a paycheck

If someone knows how to grow a channel like that, they wouldn't need the paycheck from Nick cause they would already be doing amazing on social media. From a self-described "Social Media Genius", you'd think he would be able to just tell people what to do. Instead he knows the theory of it, but doesn't know any of the practical side of doing the work.
So he wants someone to magically know what he wants and do it for him? And he doesn't want to give any guidance on what he wants or any feedback on the work provided?

TikTok videos are like a minute long. Watching and coordinating a strategy on TikTok would take an hour or two weekly, including communicating with your editor, and you can republish it without editing at all on Instagram Reels and YouTube Shorts (for some reason he says that YT Shorts are "different", no Nick, it's literally a TikTok clone).

I bet Rumble can't wait to see the end of this guy's contract. I doubt they'll try to cancel it early - not because they are getting any value from the deal, but because Nick will freak out and cause a scene like Crowder did with Daily Wire. They probably have a calendar at their head office counting down the days, though.

Yeah, it's the first stream in a while that hasn't felt like a complete waste of time, GSG cope is still obnoxious, though to be fair I think a superchat brought it up this time.

Edit : makes me wonder if this is the content change he was talking about, maybe things were going so poorly he is forcing himself to do normal shows again?
Really? I turned it on for 10 minutes at the very beginning to see if he whined about the GSG (he didn't).

I can get more insightful commentary on legal matters of actual import from any number of different sources. I think covering Ralph's filings or the pro-se filings from some other person who may have well have wrote it in crayon is more Nick's speed.
 
No. Swinger Island happened in late July/ early August (in time for the race mixing event).

To me, Nick's response to his "worst day" says that something rocked his belief system. It could have been cheating, but I'm going to guess that it was an emotional affair rather than a physical one since they're both specifically adamant they've never had sex with someone else.
You know you may be right that insight somewhat strengthens my theory that he got cucked (emotionally lol) by one of his former fans. That’s probably why they are ok with sharing lewd pics she already sent one of his fans nudes so lewds are a step back. It’s probably hard for her to have a physical affair since they sare stuck in the house together all the time and she allegedly doesn’t like to drive except to get felt up by niggers
 
Isn't the swinger island stuff pre-Worst Day? IIRC they tend to see if parents will watch the kids when they go on vacation...if Nick's parents watched the kids and later learned the vacation was to a swinger event...
A bad thing was already ongoing about a month prior (early June). The big day was on July 3rd(ish). Hedonism II was late July to mid August.

Been puzzling this out for a bit, but reticent to speculate too much here until more information is gathered concerning Nick's Bad Day sufficed to say that "someone" did a big no-no and it was Nick who had to take the hit (at least initially). The implication/possibility of self-harm in particular is interesting to me, especially as a coping mechanism as it pertains to Nick and what the "situation" was/is, but I digress.

I may post on this later framed as a hypothetical, but I really would like more to go on.

To me, Nick's response to his "worst day" says that something rocked his belief system.
Yes, I think so too.
 
But hey, telling these men to just have a positive attitude sounds better than telling them to wait until you're close to 40 with more cash and then find a poor virgin girl and make her dependent on you (similar to a sexual predator). Once she is in your power then maybe you can even try to marry her for "love".
Or maybe Nick is just gay and he'd have preferred to spend his reproductive years banging dudes in the ass instead of engaging in procreative sex.
 
I don't think this has been mentioned yet.

Something that came out in Nick's show last night. Someone not affiliated with Nick has started a Kickstarter to make Lawtube trading cards. And in a moment of ethical clarity (or because he's vain) Nick is actually consistent in not caring and actually giving his permission for it going so far as to promote it on stream. The cards include references of notable lawtube moments and more boring things like Nick's shitty toasts.

It's almost 3/4ths of the way funded. Now I'm not saying that Kiwis should give this weirdo money, but I AM saying that this getting fully funded before Nick's e-beg campaign would be funny.


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^Joe blue man drunk is probably my favorite reference that I've seen.
 
Rekieta is a liar; his bug-eyed wife is a liar.
His "bad day" should be seen in the context of a malignant narcissist trust fund leech failure with anxiety disorder who is also a drunk and a junkie, married to a slutty parasite who has already done performative suicide attempts.
In other words, never trust a liar, a junkie, a drunk, or an attention whore.
 
For those who haven't been checking out Elissa's channel, at some point the YT comments on every video have become a total warzone between supporters of Nick, detractors, and the just plain confused. The GiveSendGo video has almost 500 comments on its own. It includes cameos from members of the supporting cast:

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Adding a little info I remember and didn't see come up. Around his worst time, he mentioned having family or someone close to them basically squatting in his second property. I remember he said something like they were suppose to use it for a bit but then never left. He wanted to try and sell the place but had to deal with that.
 
Or maybe Nick is just gay and he'd have preferred to spend his reproductive years banging dudes in the ass instead of engaging in procreative sex.
I agree with you except for how a man needs to be able to achieve an erection to fuck another man's ass and also not be not be the most willing bottom in MN.
 
Adding a little info I remember and didn't see come up. Around his worst time, he mentioned having family or someone close to them basically squatting in his second property. I remember he said something like they were suppose to use it for a bit but then never left. He wanted to try and sell the place but had to deal with that.
I doubt that being stuck with a tenant at a loss and being unable to sell your house is tantamount to 'worse day of my life' even if you lens it through the most deceptive filter.

Although, that net loss and the need for ready cash in the near future and a depressed economy might induce more tension in the near future...
 
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