Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Billy Buudd]

I am now convinced more than ever that this slob wears the male equivalent of spanx (girdle)

 

[The Taco Santo!]

This guy's so fat, he wears a packer in his pants like an FTM to simulate a bulge because his real peanus has been subsumed by his man-gunt.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Phone's water-proof, child
Urine for a treat, Patrick
Cenote pisser

 

[A Sunset]

(CW: Kitchen Utensil ass-rape) Shame Porks was raped up the ass by his nanny using a butter knife. What a story, if it’s true.

Is that why Shame is a fat faggot who makes sock accounts to interact with himself on Reddit like a schizo? And why his wife has two bifurcated fat-sacks bulging out the front of her pants? Ain’t no accessing that vagina.

I wonder what role being anally sodomized by a Kitchen Utensil played in the growth of Shame Pork’s bitch tits.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I believe he was bullied but evidently not hard enough

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I believe he was bullied but evidently not hard enough

Mom was a guidance councillor or something IIRC. Used her position to protect her piglet from both bullies and disapproving teachers.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

You guys think he's in the 140+ IQ club, like Patrick?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Rick’s Richard Fattenborough persona
SUCKS!

 

[Table Country]

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Rick’s Richard Fattenborough persona
SUCKS!

It's a part of his new strategy. If he can continue being as boring as possible, surely the atalkers will finally leave him alone?
Alas, he underestimates the power of autism.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Is that the cenote that cruelly tore his phone away from him, like an Aztec sacrifice of days long past?

 

[delite]

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Rick’s Richard Fattenborough persona
SUCKS!

Fatricks like "HE HE HE (((NIKI))) once your bitch Mother dies we can go to mexico every year and ill be able to afford twice as many phones to battle the atalker children". #amfat

 

[An automatic clown]

Fat has opinions on people's looks who are far more educated than his measley 1.2gpa could get him

 

[AnOminous]

Piggy isn't jealous of all the attention that Shane is getting. In fact, he's so not jealous that he's suddenly decided to drop a heap of new vacation pics from his trip to Mexico from two weeks ago:

I love how when fatsos go on vacation, the main pictures they post of themselves (other than the narcissistic selfies) are of food they ate.

Good job showing your real interests. Eating. Eating. More eating. Eat more shit you fucking fat swine. Enjoy your heart attack.

This new image of Rick is hilarious. He looks like a cartoon character who just got bonked on the head with a mallet.

He actually posted this. Voluntarily. Nice moobs you fat fucking bitch.

 

[ten dollars off]

After all this talk of Patrick being fat, I expected him to be... fat. He barely has a belly in these photos.

 

[AnOminous]

After all this talk of Patrick being fat, I expected him to be... fat. He barely has a belly in these photos.

Shut up you fat bastard!

 

[An automatic clown]

After all this talk of Patrick being fat, I expected him to be... fat. He barely has a belly in these photos.

He's quite clearly sucking it in, child. Wait for the knock

 

[ten dollars off]

His wife is okay looking, too.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

After all this talk of Patrick being fat, I expected him to be... fat. He barely has a belly in these photos.

Does he look like somebody who can run 10 miles no issue before tying you into a pretzel? Does he look like somebody who works out regularly and benches 250? Pat is a fucking hog who has the same kind of truncal obesity the Ralphamale has. He has been on blood pressure meds since his early twenties. He has a CPAP machine.
He is FAAAAAAAT.

 

[Maude Snew]

After all this talk of Patrick being fat, I expected him to be... fat. He barely has a belly in these photos.

 

[ten dollars off]

Sorry, my standards are low after spending time on the Disney Adults thread.