Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AfghanBlue]

Uh, yeah exactly. Because women pretty much have no choice but fucking each other "raw" because they don't have penises and thus cannot wear condoms.

Unlike troons, who do.

why does no-one remember 'femmedoms'? (which no-one seemed to ever use, ever. But i swear i used to hear about em.- there was even a diagram tat you'd see along regular condom information: they looked, oddly, like a mans condom but open ended, and were supposed to be worn internally? idk, looked confusing.)

woman condoms. anyone, no?

@Law RE troon stink: MTFs are under the unfortunate impression that they now stank of 'girl', and are too enraptured by an impression of their own feminine stench musk, and take the opportunity to autogyno-huff it all the livelong day, rather than wastefully wash it off
Incidentally, God ONLY KNOWS what they are referring to when they talk about thier 'girldicks' getting 'wet'.

I can only assume sweat at best, or potentially a constant, dripping, estrogen-diluted, thinned out leaking pre-cum, much thinner and so dissipating all over rather than globule-d together? You know, as the testes wither and atrophy

the fact they stink is part of the fetish.
they are pretty much ambling around in some gross approximation of would-be post-coital, spent aspirant bliss, but their miasma is entirely self-generated

 

[DatBepisTho]

Kevin (probably) copes about the amhole and unwashed dude stench by being a muskslut and considers it just another sexually liberated t4t girly thing. I mean seriously gross and smelly men in dresses get to define all that femininity entails, after all.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Kevin’s been pretty quiet on Twitter for the past couple days.
Apparently hung out with one of his girlfriends [A]

The gf thinks they’re more horny than Kevin. I doubt this but anything is possible with degenerates. [A]

Kevin added a Bowser Amiibo to his Amazon shopping cart [A]

Showed off Beast Wars volume 1 and apparently recently got volume 2. I wonder if he reads these or if he just puts them on the shelf. On one hand Kevin seems to genuinely like most of the franchises he buys shit from, on the other hand he’s lazy as hell. Who knows. [A]

At some point after this he retweeted the pic of him moving with that one Transformer

Gripes about Twitter [A]


Penny’s parents conveniently had a shelf big enough for all their movies [A]

Amazon delivery man left his picture under the welcome mat to prevent it from blowing away, and Kevin ended up stepping on it. Amazon is replacing it. [A]

Celebrated reaching 20k followers again (congrats) [A]

Cow crossover with Crimew (the troon who leaked the no fly list and some other troon shit). He and Kevin are mutuals on Twitter. [1], [2]

Spoiler: Pics

I think if there is such a thing, he knows deep down he's going to hell, or whatever soul-torturous equivalent.

I feel like hell for him would be having to read this thread on repeat forever. For the rest of us, it is the Autistic Thunderdome board.

This is part of a recent Walmart exclusive collector line of transformers

Thank you for clarifying! I noticed they were $25 on the Walmart website, but they were sold out.

Also, question: Do you daily post readers prefer for me to shrink the images like I did in this post or just insert the thumbnail and leave it alone? I use kf almost exclusively on mobile (LMAO)

edited to add link to Crimew thread

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Since men and women smell different, I have unironically wondered why lumbering autogynephiles don't shower and use deodorant. Surely not smelling like a messy teenage boy's room would help make the woman disguise more convincing?

Showering is work. For most people, the disutility of the 20-30 mins spent cleaning themselves is paid back in spades by not smelling like a monster truck rally. Now, imagine showering from the perspective of someone who places literally zero (if the "muskslut" thing is to be believed, possibly negative) value on personal hygiene.

 

[AfghanBlue]

@Humbert Humbert
eh, didnt he just buy that exact Bowser? From Target, like yesterday?

is Girlfriend the 'cancelled lesbian sleepover' girl?
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET THE LESBIAN SLEEPOVER?

 

[Dead Red]

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Imagine being almost 40 and posting this, holy shit.

That Pokemon I think is the "salamander" part of his username. Not 100% sure though. I know he's ... idk lusted over it or whatever.
The only reason I know that Pokemon is because of gross perverts. @Salazzle I assume u r too

So I thought his tweet said "I can't drive or cock". And started chantal teehee'g.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

they are pretty much ambling around in some gross approximation of would-be post-coital, spent aspirant bliss, but their miasma is entirely self-generated

Wordsmith award for AB please.
Stunning stuff.

 

[stupid frog]

@Humbert Humbert
eh, didnt he just buy that exact Bowser? From Target, like yesterday?

No, he bought a toy from the movie coming out, this is an Amiibo. This one is like the height of a phone.

 

[The Lawgiver]

No, he bought a toy from the movie coming out, this is an Amiibo. This one is like the height of a phone.

Amiibos are generally a little bit smaller than a phone save for some like that limited edition $30 large pikachu one from a few years back but yeah they're a lot smaller than the mini fog machine bowser figure.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Cow crossover with Crimew (the troon who leaked the no fly list and some other troon shit). He and Kevin are mutuals on Twitter. [1], [2]

I mean, you guys go ahead and take all your money out of the banks, what do they care if some idiots take a few thousand dollars out of their reserves to store in cash while the state runs the printing presses non-stop and you won't be able to coonsoom by buying all your garbage online.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

This is part of a recent Walmart exclusive collector line of transformers with the loose theme of speed-related vehicle mode guys. Some of them were completely original figures based on classic characters that instantly became scalper fodder on day one like cosmos, though this one's from the "second wave" I still have yet to see in any physical retail and is just a repaint Mirage into the female gobots character crasher, a character from a competing toy import line that eventually kinda got absorbed int the canon of transformers after hasbro bought out it's parent company.
However, unlike a lot of the other figures in this line that have actually new heads or some other part that differentiates them aside from paint, Crasher just uses the amazon exclusive clear blue variant of Mirage 's head.. Even the box art just shows mirage's face instead of a female head remold. For comparison, the last time they did something like with the combiner wars figures and potp elita 1, this they reworked not only the heads but torsos and arms of the figures to give them a femine silhouette. This is probably solely being scalped by resellers due to the character not having a release since like maybe the late 2000s, ironically as yet another unchanged mirage repaint.

Sorry mate, this is a bit too autistic to deserve the informative rating.

 

[stupid frog]

Sorry mate, this is a bit too autistic to deserve the informative rating.

shut the fuck up you pokemon tcg addict. I've seen your own autism, you have no right judging his.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

shut the fuck up you pokemon tcg addict. I've seen your own autism, you have no right judging his.

This is exactly why I'm qualified to make this call btw

 

[0 0]

Please be nice and don't start arguing about trivia. When I see you be mean to each other it makes me sad.

 

[stupid frog]

Please be nice and don't start arguing about trivia. When I see you be mean to each other it makes me sad.

I was just teasing him, mom.

 

[Bathtub Munching]

Penny’s parents conveniently had a shelf big enough for all their movies

Irish folklore generally spits on degenerates and LGBTs. The worst punishment the old gods tended to send was incest, and there’s a myth where a field of soldiers are cursed with birthing pains. 6000 years of YWNBAW

 

[the luckiest number]

Irish folklore generally spits on degenerates and LGBTs. The worst punishment the old gods tended to send was incest, and there’s a myth where a field of soldiers are cursed with birthing pains. 6000 years of YWNBAW

That's cool, but Penny's about as attached to Ireland as a plastic green bowler hat from Dollar Tree. He just likes to take about the IRA because it makes him feel like a big strong anarchy man.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

That's cool, but Penny's about as attached to Ireland as a plastic green bowler hat from Dollar Tree. He just likes to take about the IRA because it makes him feel like a big strong anarchy man.

My favorite part of the IRA's anarchism was how they wanted a single Irish state so I can see why Kevin and Mistress are so attracted to it.

 

[FinnSven]

My favorite part of the IRA's anarchism was how they wanted a single Irish state so I can see why Kevin and Mistress are so attracted to it.

The other thing is that a lot of RA were hard line Catholics and would not have been impressed by Troons.

The republic might be putting on a tolerance face right now, but psycho lunatics who appear to be groomers, like Penny and Kev, will find their kneecaps put out sharpish.

 

[Bathtub Munching]

That's cool, but Penny's about as attached to Ireland as a plastic green bowler hat from Dollar Tree. He just likes to take about the IRA because it makes him feel like a big strong anarchy man.

You will never be a real Irish. You have no pint, you have no celtic blood, you have no land. You are a homosexual american twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your shitty gaeilge behind closed doors.
Irishmen are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed irishmen to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Americans who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an Irishman. Your green consoomerism is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an Irishman to drink with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he hears you order an Irish Car Bomb.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and embarrassment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your English name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an American man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not Irish.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.